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| Jessica Alba Classes Up The Cleavage | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I thought I’d continue today’s trend of hot women in evening gowns looking gorgeous at some fancy party I wasn’t invited to. Here’s Jessica Alba doing her thing for the cameras at some event at Lincoln Center last night. She looks good all dressed up, it’s nice to see her out of the boring mommy
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| Tara Reid Never Really Got Married | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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TMZ caught up with a drunk and out of it Tara Reid… wait, that’s redundant. TMZ caught up with Tara Reid at LAX and asked her whether she and her husband could win the Newlywed Game.
Tara slurred they would lose because “we were never really married” and that it wasn’t legal. You mean those wedding photos she sold to Life & Style weren’t real? I thought I’d never see the day when a broke attention whore would lie like this. I don’t know what to believe in anymore!
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| Jessica Simpson Definitely Pregnant | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Everyone pretty much knows Jessica Simpson is pregnant and it’s becoming impossible to hide so why try. Here she is shopping in New York City not covering up with flowy clothes.
Not only that, but what better way to take the wind out of your ex’s sails than to overshadow their pregnancy announcement? “Like Highlander, there can only be one. Hi-ya!,” says Jessica as she kicks Tony Romo’s wife down the stairs.
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| Candice Swanepoel in Marie Claire South Africa | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Look, ladies! This issue of Marie Claire South Africa is gonna teach you how to love your body, flaws and all, by putting the very ideal of feminine perfection Candice Swanepoel on the cover in a tiny swimsuit. That way you’ll realize just how much your body sucks and that no matter how hard you exercise or diet you’re not gonna ever, EVER look like that and stretch marks never go away and gravity hates your tits and you’re getting older with every passing day. Unless that issue comes with Prozac and a bottle of Jack, I’m canceling my subscription.
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| Stacy Keibler's Nicely Tanned Cleavage | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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At first I thought I hit the jackpot with some sexy shots of Stacy Keibler alone on the red carpet, but of course George Clooney had to come alone and ruin it with his handsome face and tailored suit. Stupid Clooney. Luckily Stacy is hot enough to hold her own and brought along some nicely
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| Uh-oh: Kris Humphries told Kim Kardashian that they need time away from the cameras | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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More fodder for the ?Seriously, Kim Kardashian?s marriage isn?t going to make it to Christmas? storyline. Life & Style?s cover story this week is all about Kris Humphries being ?uncomfortable? with the cameras that now follow him around endlessly. As in, not the paparazzi, but the actual cameras that are in his home, filming him for Kim & Kris?s Very Special Divorce: The Kardashian Khristmas Special. Apparently, Kris has laid down the law with Kim, telling her that if the cameras are going to be in their home, they need to be getting more money, and if not, he?s only going to PRETEND to be her husband for a few more weeks. The whole idea of ?Kris standing up for himself? is apparently a turn-on for Kim. Gross. I imagine that Kim’s “turned on” kat-face is really disgusting.
Wherever Kim Kardashian goes, a camera crew follows. So you’d think that her husband, Kris Humphries, would know what he was getting himself into. But insiders tell Life & Style that the pro basketball player is so uncomfortable with the camera crews constantly trailing the couple’s every move that he’s threatening not to appear in the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
“Kris wants out of filming,” an insider exclusively tells Life & Style. “They’ve had no time without a camera. He knows he signed up for this, but I think it’s weighed on him.”
And it’s not like being on the show is good for business. “Kris makes only about $20,000 per episode,” the pal says. “He wants more to make it worthwhile!”
Another insider says that he’s so fed up, Kris was firm about his needs and told his wife: “‘I’ll only be your little TV husband for a few more weeks.”
But fans of the show know that Kris says whatever he wants, whenever he wants. “Kris is really the only person who stands up to her,” a pal adds. “He says no when everyone else says yes.”
While her husband’s stubbornness causes tension between them, it also gives Kim a reality check. “I think secretly it challenges her and turns her on. No one says no to her except Kris. It frustrates her, but it ignites her.”
And Kim knows she’ll have to give up some control for things to work. As she admitted to Life & Style, “Marriage is about compromise and communication.”
[From Life & Style]
I doubt that Kim is turned on by Kris standing up to her. I bet it makes her wish she was back with Reggie Bush. But I think Kim wants to be with Reggie almost every hour of every day.
Anyway, how much longer is this marriage going to last? People will get tired of this ?storyline? if things stay this douchey status quo, with Kris being labeled the bad guy and Kim acting poor and pitiful. I think Kim is too full of herself to admit that marrying Kris was a huge mistake? but I guarantee that she?s looking for a way out. Christmas divorce, or will they make it into 2012?
Cover courtesy of Life & Style, additional photos by WENN.
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| Tara Reid's marriage to Zack Kehayov is over, it was never legal in the first place | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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They said it wouldn’t last — and it didn’t. Tara Reid’s two-month marriage to the relatively (very?) handsome Zack Kehayov is over. In fact, Tara states that it was never a real marriage anyway. To quickly recap, Tara surprised us all (and her rep) in mid-August by announcing her marriage via Twitter, and that poor Danish businessman, Michael Lillelund, got fingered as the husband. Then Tara clarified that she had married some other random guy, who we now know as another businessman named Zack Kehayov. Tara really gets around in “business class,” doesn’t she?
Anyway, Tara got hitched in Greece and, just a few days later, went onto Celebrity Big Brother, where she was the third housemate booted from the flat. In the aftermath, she consoled herself by flashing her panties while out on the town with Zack, who appeared to be very patient (and oddly sober) while holding her shopping bags. Tara was so in love that she declared a desire to soon start popping out babies. Well, don’t worry about that, because Tara and Zack are now over. As in, they were never legally married in the first place, and now we’re all left to wonder what could have possibly gone wrong. Did Tara figure out that her ring was fake? Did Zack suddenly realize that he was essentially married to a bottle of booze with bad silicone implants? Whatever the case, they never bothered to legalize their union in the United States, so they are now free to pursue other endeavors. Or so says Tara while sounding extremely sloshed in this TMZ
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| Julianne Hough Dresses Well | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Julianne Hough attended the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards in Beverly Hills yesterday looking really good. It helped that her dress was basically split in half and the only thing holding it to her chest were two pieces of tape.
Can you believe Ryan Seacrest is dating this? That just doesn’t seem right. In the old days, people would have burned Ryan at the stake for being a witch.
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| Salma Hayek Drops Some Awesome Cleavage | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I don’t know if any of you saw Salma Hayek on Letterman last night, but the woman is still amazing. I watched the whole thing in slow motion, it took about thirteen minutes, but it was totally worth it. Here she is outside the studios dropping a very nice, very large amount of Latina cleavage.
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| Uma Thurman's Big Ole Forgotten Boobies | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I don’t really have a whole lot to say about Uma Thurman, I didn’t realize she was still working actually, but I think her big old sweater mounds speak for themselves. Who knew she was packing?
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She has yet to vocally confirm her pregnancy, but Jessica Simpson is certainly not hiding her growing baby bump.
The ?Price of Beauty? babe was spotted leaving her New York City hotel with her mother Tina in tow on Tuesday (October 25).
Sporting boots, leggings, a tight tank and black/leopard-print leather jacket, Jess kept her shades on as she and her mom briskly made their way to an awaiting vehicle to get the day's press duties underway.
As for the reason behind Simpson?s mum response to the pregnancy, Page Six suggests that the star is waiting for a gossip magazine to offer her at least $500,000 to confirm her bun in the oven - which has yet to happen thus far.
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| Sarah Jessica Parker in Narciso Rodriguez: unflattering or cute? | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last night was the premiere of Tower Heist in NYC. I?ve gone back and forth on how this film will perform, if it will be any good, and whether I should take my mother to see it (she really wants to see it). Brett Ratner directed it, and IMO, Ratner = Self-aggrandizing BS. He?s just creepy as a person, and as a director? he?s a hack. But Tower Heist does feature an interesting ensemble including Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick and Gabourey Sidibe.
Anyway, last night?s premiere - Sarah Jessica Parker, wife of one of the stars of the film, ended up being the most photographed woman on the red carpet. What does that say about the movie? I don?t know. I do know that I hate her Narciso Rodriguez dress. I get the idea of it (I think): wear something low-key yet stylish to your husband?s premiere. I get that she didn?t want to wear a big gown (like Paz de la Huerta did? more on that in a moment), so I like that SJP was consciously like, ?This is not my night.? But then she made it all about her anyway. I just don?t think the dress is pretty or well constructed, or even flattering on Sarah Jessica?s body. James Wilke is adorable, though.
Eddie Murphy! I can?t help it, I?m looking forward to the Oscars this year because Eddie is hosting. He needs to take off those sunglasses, though.
Next up: Paz de la Huerta, trying to steal SJP?s thunder, and the thunder of every one on the red carpet. Paz isn?t even in the movie! And she still put on a gown (with a really long train) and posed like crazy on the red carpet. Ridiculous.
Here?s Ben Stiller and Christina Taylor. She looks gorgeous - look at her beautiful face. She?s ageless. Ben is meh.
And last we have Gabourey Sidibe. I like her hair here.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| Salma Hayek's Epic Cleavage: A Tale of Two Titties | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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God. Damn. Salma. Hayek. That is all.
Arriving at Letterman (row 1) and on the red carpet at the Puss in Boots premiere:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| Katy Perry Takes the Stage in a Corset Belfast | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Katy Perry burping her crotch next to a pli-ing mime seems like something you’d see in a David Lynch movie. All that’s missing is a creepy little boy on a tricycle and midget speaking backwards in front of a mirror.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| Tara Reid Never Really Got Married | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Tara Reid hasn’t been photographed with her new husband Zack Kehayov in several weeks now, leading to speculation that getting married the day he proposed might have been a little premature. Good thing they were never actually legally married, then. The Daily Mail says:
The Hollywood star, 35, was quizzed by a photographer about married life as she landed at LAX, only for her to confess she isn’t actually wed.
When asked if she could win US show The Newlywed Game, Tara replied: ‘We would lose… we were never really married, it was never legal.’
She did not comment whether or not they were still together or if they had known at the time what they were doing was not legal.
Tara Reid looks like she was pieced together with cadaver parts and fishing twine, so my interest in this story has long since waned. However, my interest in model Natasha Poly nude in next month’s Vogue Espana has not. See, when I close a door, I always make sure to open a window.
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| Jaime Pressly Takes Her New Man to Mohegan Sun | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Showing off her latest love interest, Jaime Pressly brought along beau Hamzi Hijazi to Mohegan Sun's 15th Anniversary Celebration in Connecticut over the weekend (October 22).
Looking to be quite smitten, the former "My Name Is Earl" was all smiles as she held on to Hijazi - taking in all the night's entertainment, including an emotional performance from Jennifer Lopez.
Gushing over the pair's first meeting, Jaime told press, "I literally walked into the shoe store with my girlfriends one day shopping and there he was, so it was a kismet kind of thing. It was great."
Pressly's new romance comes less than a year after filing for divorce from her entertainment lawyer husband Simran Singh.
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| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Pucci at the Film Awards: hot or bizarre? | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Kaiser has already covered some of the fashion at last night’s Hollywood Film Awards, including Michelle Williams, Carey Mulligan and George Clooney and Stacy Keibler. She’ll be mentioning Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone in a moment. Here we have a few of the other celebrities that lit up the red carpet. No one really impressed me except for Julianne Hough and Viola Davis.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley tried to work a intricately beaded Pucci gown and kind of failed, in my opinion. She’s so hot and she’s gotten it absolutely right so many times in the past. It’s kind of refreshing to see her with messy pulled back hair, minimal makeup and a dress that makes her look more like a rare exotic bird than one of the hottest models around. Even the chick who gets to sleep with Jason Statham looks like crap once in a while.
Elle Fanning, still just 13 years old(!), wore a very conservative off white Valentino dress that could pass as a tablecloth. She accented the look with a Heidi braid. It’s kind of sweet for a kid and while I’m not a fan of the dress, I like that she’s covered up.
Julianne Hough really shone in a tight beige dress with a sequin swirl pattern and a deep v-neck that went nearly to her belly button. In theory I don’t like this dress and find her matchy shoes too much. On her though it worked and she looked amazing. Love her hair and makeup.
Amber Heard vamped it up in a blue silk dress with a dramatic bodice slit. I thought we were about to see sideboob, but it didn’t materialize. As we’ve seen in the past from her, the color seems a little off, but I think it’s more her hair color this time than the colors in her dress. Her hair and makeup are phenomenal though.
Busy Phillips was goofy in an updo and a tight black dress with a sequin boob window. I still love her though. She always looks like she’s having so much fun and would be a blast to be around.
Bryce Dallas Howard does not get a pregnancy pass for this mess. She has no boob support, the dress looks like a nightie, and she may have gone for the soft wave look with her hair but the result is no better than an air dry. Her jewelry and shoes look cheap too. Get it together, Bryce!
Sara Rue showed off her body by Jenny Craig in a purple formfitting gown that was the same shade as Stacy Keibler’s dress. She lost a lot of weight and looks different due to that of course, but what did she do to her face? I get the impression that she had some work done.
Viola Davis was one of the best dressed of the night in this off-the shoulder jade flowing gown that she accessorized perfectly. She’s so well put together without going overboard.
Photo credit: WENN and Fame
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| Christina Hendricks's rack wants you to drink some scotch | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When I first saw this photo ^^^ of Christina Hendricks in the new issue of Men?s Health, I thought, ?FINALLY. A magazine stylist and photographer that know what to do with a pale, buxom ginger lady.? I?m just amazed because Christina is so pretty, and yet in magazine spreads, she almost always looks like corpsey hell. However, even though Men?s Health managed to get one good shot, this also happened:
Rough. Poor Christina.
Anyway, she also gave an interview to Men?s Health, and the subject of the day was drinking, and how Christina loves a man who loves scotch:
AS INTOXICATING VISIONS GO, it is hard to top the image of Christina Hendricks curled up in a banquette at her favorite L.A. bar, the Varnish, a clinking glass of single-malt whiskey in her hand. The swank speakeasy is everything Hendricks?the woman who makes the Mad Men especially mad?craves in a night out. “Sexy, sophisticated, quiet enough for intimate conversation,” she says in that seductive whisper of hers. Settle in and tip a glass with her.
How She Drives Men to Drink
As Joan Harris on Mad Men, Hendricks can be as aloof as she is voluptuous, sending Madison Avenue types straight to the bottle. By curious extension, it’s no stretch to say that the actress has helped ignite the vintage cocktail resurgence of recent years. Anytime a barkeep in his 20s with Brylcreemed hair and skinny suspenders starts pouring a perfectly chilled Sazerac, it’s worth raising a glass to Hendricks. No question why Johnnie Walker whiskey tapped her as brand ambassador. It’s not exactly Save the Children, but it is a cause clearly worth supporting.
Why She Likes the Hard Stuff
Never assume that a lovely woman likes girly drinks; Hendricks is anything but a Cosmopolitan woman. Just listen to her muse about the pleasures of a good pour: “I like mine simple, on the rocks,” she says, noting that Johnnie Walker Black is her label of choice.
“It’s incredibly smooth on the tongue. A touch of caramel flavor. It warms everything inside.” Her husband spurred her interest in the hard stuff: “I always thought it was sexy when he ordered scotch and I’d take little sips of his drink.”
Why She’s Not a Mormon
Though Hendricks, 36, grew up mostly in the Mormon bastion of Twin Falls, Idaho, the strict, straitlaced way of life wasn’t for her. “Nobody drank, nobody had much fun. I spent most of my time itching for high school to be over.” Another place where Hendricks is surprisingly sedate? On the Mad Men set. Despite all the brown liquor in the scripts, Hendricks and the rest of the cast are actually swilling diluted Coca-Cola or tea.
Where to Find Her Next
These days, the challenge is simply finding time to chill. Hendricks, married to actor Geoffrey Arend (ABC’s Body of Proof), will appear in two films this fall: the action-thriller Drive and the comedy I Don’t Know How She Does It. She’s also gearing up for Mad Men’s fifth season, which is set to premiere this winter. Don Draper and the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce will undoubtedly throw back a few in Joan’s honor. With visions of Hendricks and her glass of scotch lingering, it will be a pleasure to join them.
[From Men?s Health]
God, I want a drink. I haven?t had a drink since my birthday, and before that I was dry for months. I go through months-long stages where I completely eschew alcohol, but I may have to end that soon. I would love a scotch right now. Damn it, it?s not even 10 a.m. Christina Hendricks promotes drinking in the morning, that?s how powerful her boobs are.
Photos courtesy of Men?s Health and WENN.
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| Emma Stone in white at the Hollywood Film Awards: corpsey & rough? | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Hopefully this will be the last of the Hollywood Film Awards photos. To see what CB and I have covered: go here for Stacy Keibler & George Clooney, here for the Carey Mulligan-Michelle Williams throwdown, and here for Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and assorted bad fashion. This post is just some extra people that I wanted to discuss, and I?m starting with little Emma Stone. You guys know I like Emma Stone, although my love for her has been waning a bit lately, mostly because of her sketchy style choices. Last night was another fashion mystery: Why would a pale redhead wear a shapeless white sheet? The dress is Jonathan Saunders, and the shoes are (hideous) Christina Dior. I even hate her hair here.
Here?s Emma?s Help costar Allison Janney, who I love. I like her simple little dress, and I like her darker hair too.
Boys! Here are Joseph Gordon Levitt and Tom Felton. Is it just me, or is Tom Felton looking better and better lately? He?s a sexy young man.
Ray Liotta, looking? um? yeah, I?ll just say it. I still would. I would hit like a house on fire. I love him so much, and he?s lost some weight and he looks GREAT.
Here?s Felicity Jones and Anton Yelchin. I don?t get the Anton Yelchin thing, and Felicity Jones?s face bugs me.
Andrea Riseborough in Vionnet. She has such weird style, and she?s got one of those Cate Blanchett faces - she looks different in every photo, in every film.
And last but not least, Glenn Close. I love Glenn, but this outfit sucks.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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| Lindsay Lohan is Posing for Playboy | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Hollywood skidmark Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend doing a nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine to the tune of nearly one million dollars. I think it’s fairly apparent that Hugh Hefner is completely fucking senile at this point. TMZ says:
Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ONE MILLION dollars to show the world what her momma gave her.
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in, but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.
According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend.
Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.”
Hey, you know which other washed-up child actress did Playboy right before she died of a drug overdose? Dana Plato. Let’s hope that wasn’t just a coincidence.
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| Linnocent is posing for Playboy for 'nearly' $1 million | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When I?m writing endlessly about Linnocent and her insane crack shenanigans, you know I like to use ?crack? as a verb, noun, adjective, and perhaps even an adverb (?she walked crackily?). Sometimes I?ll stop myself and wonder, ?Gee, will people ever think I?m talking about Linnocent?s actual crack, as in her ?vadge,? as opposed to her all-encompassing crackhead status?? Do you ever make that mistake? Because I sometimes catch myself and think, ?NO. I can?t say ?crack? here because it could be read in a way that is much too vulgar.? With that in mind, there?s some news about The Cracken?s crack, and I don?t care how vulgar that is. She?s posing for Playboy! And the crackhead is getting PAID too.
Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy — TMZ has confirmed — and LiLo don’t strip for peanuts … the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!
Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.
Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.” Playboy didn’t immediately respond to our email or phone call. ??
According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend — which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties … with getting nekkid.
Sweet, sweet multi-tasking.
[From TMZ]
Am I alone in not thinking this is some huge deal? Linnocent has already shown her firecrotch in candids, and she?s already done several half-naked photo shoots (like the Marilyn one). I?m only surprised that she hasn?t posed for Playboy before this. Plus, that million-dollar payday will certainly help with her hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt, plus her legal fees, plus her drug ?expenses?. Basically, she?s already blown through that $1 million before it?s even in her hot little hands.
Oh, and here?s another interesting story - Linnocent just fired her manager Lou Taylor. Taylor also managed Britney Spears, and according to TMZ?s source (Dina), ?Lindsay felt Taylor (who also manages Britney Spears) didn’t have the time to manage her and Lohan wanted someone who could put more effort into her?Lindsay felt her finances (which were Taylor’s responsibility) were beginning to slip through the cracks and word was getting back to her that her balances were not being handled in a timely manner … in part because Taylor is based in Tennessee.? Linnocent?s delusional rep, Steve Honig, told TMZ that ?the split was amicable?. Is anyone else surprised that LL still had a manager? That?s the most shocking part. I also like how The Cracken is basically throwing Lou Taylor under the bus, and blaming him for her cracked-out financial mess. I wonder who Linnocent?s new manager is going to be? CoughcoughMotherCrackiecough. After all, it was probably Dina?s idea to get her daughter to pose for Playboy.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
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| Keira Knightley in Roksanda Ilincic, in London: lovely or unflattering? | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I have my issues with Keira Knightley as a person, as a celebrity and as an actress, but for the most part, I do have a lot of positive feelings towards and about her. I think she?s a better actress than people give her credit for. I think she has one of the most interesting/enchanting/prettiest/oddest faces of all of the young Hollywood girls. And I think that Keira knows her own mind - she?s not the kind of girl where you can say, ?Oh, she was led astray? or ?someone talked her into that.? Keira knows what she wants. She?s not going to be talked into anything, and I admire that in a person.
I bring all of this up because I was looking at these new photos of Keira at the London Film Festival premiere of A Dangerous Method, and I happened upon this one:
WTF? Granted, it?s just a bad photo and the camera is much, much too close. But all of a sudden, she looks like a villainess in a World War II film. Like, she should be threatening Indiana Jones with her pet snake, who she has named Harriet Goebbels. I think it’s the hair, right?
As for Keira?s red carpet look, the dress is Roksanda Ilincic Resort 2012. The front half of the skirt is cream, the back half is black. That part of the dress I could have handled, but I have issues with criss-cross bodice. It looks really strange on Keira?s body - it makes her waist look thick, and her real waist is not thick in the least. Plus, I don?t like the length of the skirt at all. You could chop off three inches and the dress would be so much better.
I should note something, just because I?ve been paying WAY too much attention to the publicity tour for A Dangerous Method. When the cast began doing the film festivals, Keira looked really tight with Viggo Mortensen, even holding hands with him on several red carpets. On the other hand, she and Michael Fassbender seemed to have more of ?sister annoyed by crazy brother? relationship - she didn?t even enjoy a good Fassie spanking! Anyway, here?s what I noticed: Keira didn?t pose with either men on the red carpet last night, and when the three of them posed inside the theater, Keira seemed to be pulling away from both. Hmm….
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| Gisele Bundchen: 'When Benjamin eats broccoli, he thinks it's dessert!' | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Gisele Bundchen has opened her mouth again, and there’s sure to be at least a little trouble in the resulting fallout. The Brazilian supermodel covers the December issue of Vogue UK. To date, Gisele (who Kaiser notes is very effusive and, while condescending, probably doesn’t mean to offend) continues to believe that she’s the Best Mother worldwide, who managed to potty train a seven-month old and not turn into a human garbage disposal while she was pregnant. She also pissed off a lot of people by saying that six months of breastfeeding should be mandated but later backtracked (sort of) on those comments. Now, Gisele is talking about breastfeeding again and also about how wonderful her life is because she works so hard at everything. Sounds pretty Goopy so far, right? It’s actually not nearly as bad as some of the things that Gisele has said in the past:
On Husband Tom Brady: He’s such a gentle giant. I’m so proud of him. When I got to watch him play, I’m like this big cheerleder, jumping up and down for him. I was born such a passionate person. I don’t know if that’s my blessing or my curse!
On Living In Boston: I’m a Cancer, see. I’m home-loving. I really enjoy feeling safe, in my own environment, surrounded by the people I love … This place — it’s my oasis. The kung fu I do here, the t’ai chi, it’s like a metaphor for my life … Y’know, my eldest, Jack [as her stepson, John, is called], he’s gonna be starting [kung fu] this fall.
On Her Breastfeeding Stance: Well, it’s a personal decision. You have to honour what feels right and, for me, it was never even an option I’d do it otherwise. I mean, isn’t that what our bodies are meant to do? Isn’t that the great thing about being a woman? It’s funny, I only realised it when I saw the videotape afterwards, but I was actually ‘omming’ during the [birthing] process. The closest thing I could compare it to is an out-of-body experience — but I guess people who don’t meditate wouldn’t really know what that means.
On Being The Best Mother Ever: My children, they are like white canvases. When Benjamin eats broccoli, he thinks it’s dessert!
On Her Amazing Body: Yeah, well. Like I tell my five sisters, who don’t work at it very hard at all, whatever you put in, you get out. I’m not afraid of working hard at anything, whatever it is. I just always want to be the best that I can.
On How Modelling Is, Like, Hard: You have to understand. I was a country girl, and I came into the world with all this attention on me. All I was doing was trying to take some pictures and make a living, y’know, and I didn’t know how to handle it. Yes, I was successful and all these wonderful things were happening, but I was working 360 days a year, and when I started waking up every morning miserable, I just had to say enough is enough, no more!
On Putting Herself First: People think if you look after yourself you’re being selfish, you know. But what Tom taught me — and he is a living example of this — is that in order to be your best, you have to honour your own needs first. If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mom, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.
[From Vogue UK]
Oh, I’m sure her sisters will absolutely love to read this interview. On the “broccoli as dessert” thing, I sort of see where she’s coming from. A lot of how-to books generally advise feeding babies vegetables before fruit so that they don’t hate veggies after enjoying the tastier stuff. However, you can’t hide sweets from children forever, and little Benjamin will one day realize that mommy pulled a fast one on him. Subsequently, he’ll go buck wild by gorging himself on about a dozen cupcakes and causing Gisele to competely freak out. And yes, she will freak out. I’ll never forget the look on my daughter’s face (seriously, she gave me the side eye) at her first birthday party when grandma spoonfed her some ice cream. Luckily, she’s since learned moderation, but I can only imagine what a mess it would’ve been if I hadn’t allowed her to have sweets and then she discovered them once she started school. Let that be a lesson to Gisele, not that she’d listen.
Still, I do quite like Gisele as a model although I’ll admit to not knowing what the hell is going on in this editorial fashion spread, which was photographed by Mario Testino. Is it the late 1980s all over again? What a day-glo nightmare.
Photos courtesy of Vogue UK and The Fashion Spot
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| George Clooney & Stacy Keibler at the H?wood Film Awards: busted & budget? | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last night was a pretty great night for premieres and galas and events, so today is going to be full of photo-heavy posts. First up: the Hollywood Film Awards (presented by Starz). The HFA got a surprisingly good turnout considering it?s not really a big awards show. The ?stars? of the evening were definitely George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler. As we know from yesterday?s post, Keibler is now charging up to $25,000 a night for these ?personal appearances?.
Stacy is wearing this purple Maria Lucia Hohan (the same designer of the dress Stacy wore in London). It?s awful, isn?t it? Stacy had been steadily improving, but I fear we are witnessing a D-list relapse! It looks like a really bad pageant dress, only I don?t even think that pageant girls wear these kinds of boob-embellishment gowns anymore. Plus, the bottom half is sheer, and that dress feature is? rather tacky. In this insistence. Um, are those built-in black bicycle shorts underneath the sheer skirt? WTF? Why do Clooney?s girls always look like strippers that got off of an eight-hour shift? And why does Clooney keep pointing to Stacy?s poor vagina?
To get that image out of your head, here are some photos of the always-lovely Ewan Mcgregor, who was also at the HFA last night. I?m not in love with his hair right now, but I still love him so much. Ewan and Clooney are tight, you know. I wonder what Ewan thinks of Clooney?s rental girls?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| Bai Ling Has a New Single | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Hey, guys. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. It’s professional nipple slipper Bai Ling’s newest single, “Rehab” and it’s not a cover of Amy Winehouse. I’d like to believe it’s more of an homage.
If you’ve ever wondered what angels sound like when they sing, listen to this. I had no idea one could fall in love with music. Until now. This has the vocal styling of 100 Adele’s. If you shoved thumbtacks and shards of glass down her throat and forced her to sing at gunpoint. My ears managed to vomit. [via Dlisted]
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| Kelly Brook In Her Hot Shorty Shorts | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Kelly Brook just makes me feel good all over, like an illegal Thai massage or a dozen gin and tonics so I thought it might be nice if I shared a few shots of her in her weird futuristic costume. I know, they’re not the greatest pictures you’ve ever seen, but she’s a hottie and
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| Carmen Electra's Classic Cleavage | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m aware that posting pictures of Carmen Electra is about as topical as posting pictures of Faye Dunaway or Heidi Montag, but she’s always been one of my classic favourites so I couldn’t help myself. Besides, maybe giving her a little exposure will convince her that having a Twitter affair with me will be beneficial
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| Kim Kardashian Booed at Her Own Birthday Party | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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In a story that warmed my cold black heart, reality whore Kim Kardashian was loudly booed while being introduced at her 31st birthday party at Marquee Nightclub in Vegas on Saturday. Hollywood Life says:
Unfortunately, the crowd did not love her celebration, as she was booed after she was introduced! Khloe tried to calm the crowd down, but unfortunately when she took the mic the rowdy crowd got even LOUDER! Poor Kim!
This was Kim?s second big celebration of her birthday, taking place the day after she seemed to have fun out in New York City.
Well, who among us hasn’t been booed on their birthday? Who hasn’t felt the Sting of hot sauce down the front of their pants during an impromptu birthday-spanking-turned-atomic-wedgie on their special day? I personally can’t remember a birthday where I didn’t end up with bruised kidneys and hog-tied with jumper cables. She should stop being so damn sensitive.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hollywood Film Awards Hottie | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Bringing her beauty to the red carpet, Rosie Huntington Whiteley made a stunning arrival at The Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills, California on Monday night (October 24).
The English model and actress strutted her stuff as she was on-hand for the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz.
As for the reason behind her appearance, Miss Huntington-Whiteley happened to be supporting an honoree from the crew of her debut movie "Transformers: Dark Of the Moon".
Rosie cheered her heart away as Oscar-winning visual effects supervisor Scott Farrarwas brought onstage to receive the "Hollywood Visual Effects Award" at the festival's annual ceremony.
As for her own career plans, an insider said of the 24-year-old, ?She?s had offers on the table for roles in Hollywood blockbusters ? two serious ones. But she doesn?t want to do that. She?s taking her time for the right script to come along and then she?ll take another role on.?
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| Salma Hayek: Lovely at the "Late Show" | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Taking her promotional homestretch to the Big Apple, Salma Hayek brought her gorgeousness to the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City on Monday evening (October 24).
The Mexican American actress looked dashing in a figure-hugging green dress as she waved to a gathered crowd of fans before making an appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman" set to air later tonight.
As for the "Late Show" visit, Miss Hayek is promoting her new animated movie "Puss In Boots" - which is set to hit theaters this Friday, October 28th.
In the film, Salma plays a character named Kitty Softpaws - with the 45-year-old recently asked to tell her daughter Valentina's reaction when she first heard her mom voicing the role.
To this, Hayek replied, "It was very very strange because we went to see another movie in the theatre, and I didn?t know they had the trailers out. When I heard her voice I was like, 'Wait a minute, that sounds familiar,' and then I knew it was my character."
Salma added, "I wanted to explain it to her but I didn?t have time. So when she heard my voice she was like, 'Mummy that cat sounds just like you!' (Laughs), she was very very confused at the beginning, she loves it now though."
As for teaming up with co-star Antonio Banderas for the fifth time, the brunette beauty dished, "Antonio is so wonderful in this role ? he was born to play Puss in Boots (laughs). We?ve been working together for a long time, it?s always a pleasure. He is so much this character, and I know him so well by now that when I was doing the recordings, even though he wasn?t in the room, I sort of could hear him like a ghost saying the other lines. I could know exactly what that cat would sound like if he was saying those lines."
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| Jessica Alba "Sin City 2" Role Details Revealed | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Treating her little ladies to a day of outdoors action, Jessica Alba was spotted in the Tribeca area of New York City on Monday (October 24).
Bundling up in fall-appropriate wear, the ?Machete? mama - along with Honor and Haven - stopped by a local playground near the Hudson River - where the trio looked to be having a marvelous time while playing and socializing with fellow park-goers.
In other news, Alba will soon reprise her role as Nancy Callahan in the upcoming ?Sin City 2? created by Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez.
At this year?s Comic Con, Miller told MTV Geek, "Robert Rodriguez and I are finishing up the script on 'Sin City' right now and could be shooting as early as this spring."
He continued on, "'Sin City 2' is primarily an adaptation of the book 'A Dame to Kill For.? It also features the short story, 'Just Another Saturday Night,' and two new stories, one involving Jessica Alba's character of Nancy Callahan that I came up with for the movie, in order to tie things together and make it be more united with the first."
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