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| | Gwyneth Paltrow is Greasy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Gwyneth Paltrow lubed herself up with some baby harp seal blubber and oozed her way onto The Tonight Show to have a nice chat with Conan O’Brien. She’s so shiny I’m pretty sure you can see her vapid ass from space. She’ll probably wax poetic in the next issue of GOOP about how you, too, can look you swam in a vat of petroleum jelly for the bargain price of just ?799.95 (or three quarts of fresh blood from a young virgin). God, she’s so annoying. There’s video, but it’s almost six minutes long and it’s not remotely funny or interesting and at one point Gwyneth says some weird shit about how her son thinks every white guy he sees is his father and then she tries to make it sound less racist by backtracking with something about how her kid thinks Metallica sounds exactly like Coldplay because apparently all white dudes sound the same and HOLY SHIT WHY WON’T THIS DUMB BITCH EVER SHUT UP?
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| | Papa Spears is controlling, extending Circus tour against Britney's wishes | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Britney’s very successful “Circus” tour has added a new leg in Europe, and after her vacation, she’ll be getting ready for shows on the other side of the pond. However, it seems that the whole thing was not her idea and she is not pleased with the expansion. It’s her father Jamie who has been pushing to make the tour longer. Right now it is a “battle of the wills” between father and daughter as Jamie is working to add even more dates.
Sources close to the singer claim she?s still emotionally fragile, and it?s her conservator-father Jamie Spears who insists the show must go on.
?It’s a freak show right now,? a tour insider told the Awful Truth?s Ted Casablanca. ?(Britney?s) phoning every song in. It’s pretty obvious she is not happy to be here.?
But happy or not, the Britney Spears comeback tour is far from over. According to a recent report in Reveal magazine, Jamie Spears plans to add even more dates and keep his reluctant daughter on road.
?Jamie can’t physically force Britney to get on stage and do more concerts, but he does have nearly all the power,? a family friend explained to the magazine. ?He controls the purse strings and can make things very difficult for Britney if he chooses to. He gets to dictate her schedule ? where she goes, who she sees, who she doesn’t see. He’s in charge of everything to do with her life. It’s a battle of wills over who will win ? but while her dad remains in charge, he’ll be laying down the law.”
[from MSNBC]
Jamie Spears has done a lot of good things for his daughter. He got her mental help and got the bad people out of her life - including this sycophant. However, he also strikes me as an overly-controlling man who’s in it for the money as well as for his daughter. He doesn’t seem to recognize that he’ll never get his 17-year-old daughter back, and should be teaching Britney how to function on her own, not controlling her life as if she were still a child. His micro-managing may have rebuilt her image and created a comeback, but it doesn’t seem to be fixing the real problem here: Britney.
Here?s Britney performing at the O2 Arena in London on Wednesday. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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| | Bar Refaeli is in GQ | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Guess who made an appearance in the Italian version of Gay Quarterly? Bar Refaeli. It takes a lot of effort to make me not want to jack off to photos of Bar, but by golly, Italian GQ has done it with this vintage style shoot. There’s only one of her in a bra. Only one. And this is supposed to be a men’s magazine? Are they scared of vagina or something? Because that’s what it seems like. GQ needs to understand that guys don’t care about all this artsy crap. They just want to see tits. The higher the quality and the easier it is to print out and paste on our dolls the better.
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| | Drew Barrymore and the Mac Guy Still Aren't Done | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Wait, what? I thought these bitches broke up last year? Whatever. Apparently they’re still happening, or re-happening or some shit, because here’s Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at a Green Day concert together last night. Anyway, that’s not even really the point. Let’s focus on what’s important here and talk about what in the holy hell Drew’s wearing. I get that Drew’s all kooky and eccentric and generally very fond of dressing like it’s no later than about 1987 and it’s all just part of her hippy dippy charm, and that’s probably for the best because without all that she’d just be a mediocre actress with a speech impediment and abominable taste in men…
The hell was my point? Oh, yeah. The outfit.
Drew. DUDE. For serious, what are you wearing? No, I mean it. Look at yourself:
Is that a table cloth rigged together with a pair of my grandpa’s suspenders? Why is there a gingham napkin wrapped around your neck? And why is there a bird on the inside of your elbow? Jesus, I hope that’s magic marker, because it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen so I’d hate to think it won’t wash off.
The most reasonable explanation I can come up with for this situation is that Drew was at some sort of picnic, and she was high as a goddamn kite and she saw a pretty bird, and she really wanted a picture of the bird but she was so stoned that she forgot cameras had been invented, so she drew a picture of the bird on her arm, and then there was skinnydipping and some nefarious character came along and stole her clothes from the pile on the shore, and so she was forced to MacGyver an outfit for herself with the contents of the picnic basket. She’s so resourceful!
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| | In Touch: Brad Angelina contact lawyers, fight over money | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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In Touch Weekly has been banging the drum on Brangelina?s split for many months, even starting the rumor that Brad Pitt was texting intimate messages to his ex-wife, causing much disturbance between Brad and Angelina. Last week, In Touch seemed to be the only tabloid who saw Brad and Angelina fight like cats and dogs all the way through Cannes. This week, it?s just a continuation of that story line - Brad and Angelina consult the lawyers and fight over money. It writes itself.
One of the biggest plot-points of In Touch?s self-perpetuating drama was that Brad Pitt didn?t immediately fly back to New York to nurse Angelina back to health after she received an on-set head injury. Maybe because it was just a scratch, and Angelina went back to work the next day? Nevermind, call the damn lawyers!
Brad and Angelina?s relationship has been troubled for months. But now it appears to have reached its breaking point. In Touch can now reveal that the once-happy pair are consulting with lawyers in case they need to split.
According to one longtime friend, Angelina met with a high-profile LA celebrity attorney around Easter, when Brad was in France. Angelina would want to win custody of their children and would fight for them. Brad has been in touch with his lawyers also. He knows what is happening.
Brad would want 50/50 shared custody of [the six kids]. And while he?s happy to support the kids, he won?t give her a cent. ?They will each retain what they went into the relationship with,? the friend says.
Brad and Angelina, who are currently living on opposite coasts, aren?t ready to go public with their troubles.
?Brad and Angelina can barely stand to be in the same room with each other,? says another friend. ?It seems like they have both checked out of the relationship and are only pretending to be a couple.?
But not for long. Their friend says they?ll spend most of the summer apart, and announce their split when their children get used to the idea.
?Brad and Angelina may have fallen out of love a while back,? says the pal, ?but they both share an amazing love for their kids.?
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, June 15 2009]
Has anyone else taken note of the shifting timelines the tabloids keep giving for when Brad and Angelina will announce this split? One tabloid says ?give it a month,? while another says the ever-vague ?soon,? and now In Touch says ?when their children get used to the idea.? So, In Touch?s sources are good enough to know the exact conversation that took place in a Cannes hotel room, but for an actual date of a split, no one can say. Interesting. They also have a series of little pull-out info pieces about the division of property and assets, that sort of stuff. However, I can happily report that In Touch?s writers are no longer writing Brangelina haikus. Hurray!
* Brad and Angelina are still hammering out who will keep their $3.5 million house in the French Quarter. The pair purchased it together in 2007.
* Angie wants full custody, but they hashed out a tentative agreement for shared custody before the Cannes film festival, a source says.
* ?Brad told her the reason he had never married her was so she wouldn?t take half his money the second things went wrong,? a friend reveals.
* While Brad acted out in LA, Angelina had to go to the hospital after injuring her head during a stunt on the set of Salt on May 29. The next day, she returned to the set, where she was seen texting and chatting with extras, a source says. Many wondered why Brad didn?t fly back to be with Angelina after the accident.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, June 15 2009]
?Brad told her the reason he had never married her was so she wouldn?t take half his money the second things went wrong?? Yes, because money is what drives Brad and Angelina both, and there?s so much documentation to prove that where? First, I always thought Angelina was the one who didn?t want to get married, and secondly, it doesn?t seem like Brad and Angelina ever really cared about how much money they spent, or on what. Money isn?t what drives either of them, in my opinion.
Here?s US Weekly?s two page spread of In Touch?s phony Brangelina covers.
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| | Audrina Patridge's gold bikini promotes giant hamburger | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Few things make me happier than the idea that I can gorge on enormous 1500 calorie cheeseburgers and still have an insanely banging body. Which is why I am absolutely spending all of my junk food allowance at Carl?s Jr from now on. Because they seem to be telling me that I can eat a bunch of Teriyaki Six Dollar Burgers and still look like Audrina Patridge. Right? Right!?!? You wouldn?t lie to me, would you Carl? Deception in advertising is not cool, so I?m going to assume I?m taking this the right way and add extra cheese while I?m at it. I?m really cranky from all the crappy oats and fruit I?ve been eating.
Carl?s Jr is sticking to their tried-and-true formula of putting a hot girl in a bikini and then making it look like she?s eating one of their hamburgers. Bikini? Sexy. Girl? Sexy. Cheeseburger? Sexy. Well, sexy to me, or if you?re on the diet I?m on. Then their advertising works damn well.
Hungry for more Audrina Patridge? Well, the Hills star ? making headlines recently for getting her own reality show ? will surely make mouths water with a steamy new spot for the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger.
“I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” she recalls of the sandwich, available at Carl’s Jr. on June 24, the same day that the TV spot launches.
“I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready.”
The starlet, 24, shot in a barely-there gold bikini on the beaches of Malibu in April but didn’t mind the minimal wardrobe. “We made sure my bikini was reversible, in case of any ketchup or teriyaki mishaps! It was a great experience, and being on the beach in Malibu was an added perk,” she tells PEOPLE.
[From People]
Deep thoughts from Audrina Patridge. That?s such a funny sentence to write. I appreciate that Carl isn?t really bothering to pretend there?s more going on here than getting a pretty girl into as little clothing as possible, then sticking their product nearby. If I weren?t in the process of giving up meat, I would have slapped Audrina and that white gloved dude and told them both to get the hell away from my cows. I could be totally off on the calories by the way ? this particular burger is new (Carl?s Jr. has had other teriyaki burgers and other six dollar burgers, but never the genius to put them together before now), and the calorie information isn?t on their website yet. But something tells me Audrina didn?t swallow a single bite of her fabulous tray of cheeseburgers. In fact I doubt she?s eaten more than half a Boca Burger in the last ten years.
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| | New couple' Shia LaBeouf's persistence is winning over Megan Fox | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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What?s the conventional wisdom on Shia Labeouf these days? My thoughts are: very cute, very screwed up, but I really want to take care of him. Soothe him. Cook for him and let him tell me his stories. But Megan Fox has ruined it for me. Both Star and the National Enquirer are running stories this week about Megan and Shia?s undercover romance. She?s an unworthy bitch, right? Hrmph. He would be better off with me, but apparently, Megan and Shia have been into each other for a while - since the filing for the first Transformers movie.
For the Enquirer, the story revolves around Shia?s injuries from his car crash last year. His hand was damaged, but at least he wasn?t charged with that DUI. The accident seemed a wake-up call for Megan, who has started taking care of Shia, realizing how her feeling for him have grown. She even drove Shia to a recent doctor?s appointment. Of course, there?s the little matter of Megan?s on-again-off-again boyfriend/fiancee Brian Austin Green (David Silver!):
Friendship is blooming into love for Megan Fox and Shia Labeouf!
The 23-year-old actor has carried a torch for the brunette bombshell since they both began filming the first ?Transformers? film in 2006, sources say.
So when Megan, 23, called off her engagement to [Brian Austin Green] this winter, Shia stepped in to help her through the breakup, according to insiders.
Now Megan is nursing the young ?Indiana Jones? star through physical rehab for his left hand, which required extensive surgery after Shia flipped his truck in a horrific July 2008 car accident.
On May 27, Megan drove 45 minutes across town from her Santa Monica condo to chauffeur Shia to a doctor?s appointment. On the way, the pair stopped for coffee.
The two have grown especially close while promoting the sequel ?Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,? added an insider.
But Megan - who recently told an interviewer that ?boys in their 20s are a waste of time? - still sees her ex-fiance.
?Megan is torn between Brian and Shia right now,? maintained the insider.
?She loves Brian?s maturity and the life they?ve built together. But she and Shia have gotten much closer in recent weeks. His patience and persistence are winning her over. There?s definitely serious chemistry there.?
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 16 2009]
Star has more about the alleged would-be hook-up, and their quotes from Megan are older. But they also have a source who describes Brian (David Silver!) as ?a stick-in-the-mud? compared to all of the fun, crazy, 20-something fun Shia and Megan are having. Right? Because David Silver is like 40 years old (he?ll be 36 next month, actually):
?Shia?s had a crush on Megan since the first Transformers movie,? a source tells Star. ?They?ve flirted in the past, but Shia wanted to make sure that Megan was totally over Brian Austin Green before he put his heart on the line with her. He wants this to be the real thing!?
Megan confessed to adoring Shia as well. ?He?s probably my favorite person in the entire world,? she said. ?Shia makes me laugh harder than anybody I?ve ever known in my life. And he?s really super handsome.?
?Brian can be such a stick-in-the-mud; he takes life so seriously and can be difficult to be around. Shia gets Megan to be more relaxed and carefree,? says another source.
?As their filming days on the sequel decreased, she made excuses to see Shia. They recently spent a few days together in Burbank and Venice Beach, just talking. They?re getting closer every day!?
[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 15 2009]
Ah, a lovely romance playing out against the beauty of… Burbank? Okay, sure. If Shia and Megan get together for real, I will totally be disappointed in Shia. He?s an interesting kid, and he could do better. For Megan, though, Shia would totally be a step up. Even if he has personal problems, he?s still one of the most in-demand young actors working today. Just this week two huge projects were just announced, with Shia?s attachment already there: first, Shia signed on the lead in The Associate, with John Grisham?s blessing. Second, Shia has just signed on for a supporting part in the sequel to Wall Street, playing opposite Michael Douglas.
Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox are shown at the “Eagle Eye” premiere on 9/16/08. Credit: PRPhotos
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| | Paula Abdul 'Not Sure' If She's Returning To 'American Idol' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: MTV |
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On 'Late Show with David Letterman,' judge also debunks reports of schism with Kara DioGuardi.By Eric Ditzian
Paula Abdul outside the Ed Sullivan Theater on Thursday
Photo: Ray Tamarra/ Getty Images
Auditions for the ninth season of "American Idol" are getting set to begin on June 14 in Boston, at which point tens of thousands of sweet-voiced signers and publicity-desperate oddballs will begin lining up for a shot at stardom. However, there's no word yet if any of the judges not yet signed to contracts will have to audition as well.
As Paula Abdul admitted Thursday during an appearance on "Late Show with David Letterman," the pop singer and "Idol" judge is still uncertain if she'll be sitting behind the desk alongside Simon Cowell when the auditions start.
"I never said that," Abdul said in response to Dave's teasing statement that she won't be returning. "I just said that I'm not sure."
Abdul did reveal that's she in the middle of contract discussions. "I love my job," she said. "I do. I feel that I've had a really wonderful journey with the show. It's called 'negotiating.' "
Cowell reportedly has one year left on his "Idol" contract
and will be back for at least one more season. Newest judge Kara DioGuardi was only signed to a one-year contract at the start of season eight, and there has been much speculation as to whether she'll return for season nine. But Cowell has stated his conviction that all four judges will reprise their roles when the show begins airing next year.
On "Late Show," Abdul also addressed rumors that she doesn't get along well with DioGuardi. "Kara, she's great," she said. "And I don't understand why they do this to women. They love to pit women against each other. Maybe because it's sexier? I don't know. Maybe mud-wrestling? The whole thing. What they never expect in a million years was that 10 years ago Kara was my roommate.
"I was one of the first believers in her and we wrote a song together and it became one of the biggest songs," Abdul continued. "It's called 'Spinning Around.' The story of my life!"
Get your "Idol" fix on MTV News' "American Idol" page, where you'll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.
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| | Denise Richards had her breasts done three times | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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In a “no shit” moment, Howard Stern asked Denise Richards on his Sirius show if her breasts were real. Can you guess what the answer was? Ding, ding, ding. They’re fake. In fact, they’re fake three times over.
Denise told Stern that the first time she had them done was when she was 19. Jealous of her roommates perfect boobs, Denise went to the doctor and told him to work his magic.
Her breasts ended up too big for her body so she went for a second operation. Turns out she wasn’t very bright back then either and forgot to tell him to put in smaller ones. She ended up with D’s.
The third time she went in, they finally got it right.
“I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”
As far as life plans go, getting skinny, buying big fake tits, going to Hollywood and profiting wasn’t a bad one. She may have lost all her dignity and respect, but look at her now. She has her own reality show, failed marriage and has to exploit herself and her children just to maintain the extravagant lifestyle she’s grown accustomed to. I bet she has to calm herself down every night to fall asleep.
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| | Kristin Cavallari will be the show's demise | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Ruh roh. Manufactured drama on The Hills has turned into real drama as Audrina Patridge isn’t able to discern between the two. The new season of the much maligned MTV reality show has begun filming and already everyone hates Lauren Conrad’s replacement, Kristin Cavallari. The NYDN says Cavallari hit up Patridge’s 24th birthday party at London’s West Hollywood hotel and pissed off Patridge by pretending to flirt with her sometimes boyfriend Justin “Bobby” Brescia. From the NYDN:
“Kristin was fake giggling and making it look like she liked him,” says a source. “Audrina started yelling at Kristin about how desperate she is and was clapping and yelling, ‘Keep it up! You’re such a good actress!’”
Adds the source, “Obviously, it?s not material they can use on the show, but Audrina didn?t care. She wanted to finally tell Kristin what she thought of her.”
Man, Audrina is an idiot to think anyone would want to hook-up with her douchebaggy boyfriend. It must be really easy to get her to sleep with you. Waving a few hundred dollars in front of her and shoving a camera in her face must be like crack to her. You probably wouldn’t even have convince her it’s a real camera. Could be made out of cardboard and the record button drawn on with Sharpie.
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Tila Tequila headed off for a little rest and relaxation recently, hitting the beach to do some jet-skiing and generally just looking like her usual fine self.
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| | Rihanna's Bra is Slightly Obvious | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Rihanna is out on the scene and showing off her bra and stomach.
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| | Mel B. and Her Hubby Leaving My House | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte were spotted leaving the My House nightclub on Wednesday night in West Hollywood.
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| | Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures From St Tropez With Hubby | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria showed off her slender physique in a tiny bikini as she frolicked on the French Riviera yesterday.Appearing to embrace French fashion with her nautical striped bikini, the petite actress enjoyed an afternoon of jet-skiing with her husband Tony Parker and another couple.Her trip to St Tropez is just the latest stop of a jet-setting trip around Europe, which has seen Eva and Tony visit Italy, Austria and Paris in recent weeks.
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| | Kristin Cavallari's Hot Ass in Bikini | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Kristin Cavallari playing on the beach, looking cute, holding a football, and absolutely loving being back in the spotlight.
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| | Star: Brad Pitt tells Jennifer he feels 'trapped' with cold, sexless Angelina | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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It?s no matter that the National Enquirer got there first, or that the Enquirer?s version was so wrong that Brad and Angelina denied it, because most of the tabloids are running stories about Brad and Angelina?s impending split. Star?s version is even worse than the Enquirer?s though - at this point, it?s like the tabloids are trying to one-up each other with how gross they can make their split stories.
This version… I?m not going to lie, if any of this report is true, Brad Pitt is a truly disgusting man and Jennifer Aniston needs to get a life. It’s doubtful that there’s a shred of truth to it, however. Star has Brad whining to Jennifer Aniston non-stop, and Jennifer listening and waiting patiently for Brad to dump Angelina. I suppose the subtext is that Brad can just up and leave Angelina, take the six kids and reunite with Jennifer, creating the perfect Angelina-less family. According to Star, Brad calls up Jennifer to whine about his non-existent sex life with Angelina, how Angelina makes him feel ?trapped? and ?tense?. The grossest statement is: ?He?s turning to [Jennifer] for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows.?
It?s still on! So what if Angelina Jolie went ballistic when she caught Brad Pitt talking to Jennifer Aniston. Star learned that Brad is still very much in touch with Jen - and she?s become his shoulder to cry on as he reveals intimate details of his rocky relationship with Angie.
?Brad told Jen, ?I feel trapped,?? a source tells Star. ?He says he can?t leave, but he doesn?t want to stay. He?s been confiding in Jen a lot lately… He?s really struggling. He loves the kids, but the constant traveling, the endless film shoots and Angie wanting more kids… the tension between them is taking its toll.?
The showdowns between Brad and Angie are getting so bitter that their sex life is non-existent,? a Pitt family friend tells Star. And they?re back to separate bedrooms again.
?Brad says he hasn?t slept with Angie for weeks. She gets ready for bed alone and locks the door to their bedroom and won?t let him in!?
The couple spent the weekend of May 30 thousands of miles apart. Angie stayed on the East Coast, filming Salt, while Brad partied in LA at Spike TV?s Guys Choice Awards.
Jen was also in LA, attending a party at Tom Hanks? house, and she left Brad a message on his cell asking him to meet her for lunch.
?Brad returned her call to say he thought that would be great,? says a source. But before they could meet, Brad got the inevitable call from Angie, demanding he fly back to New York right away.
Frustrated Brad needs Jen more than ever, insiders say. He?s turning to her for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows. He?s told her that despite his devotion to his kids, he feels penned in.
?If he could take off, he would. But he knows he can?t, and it?s tearing him up inside,? says a family friend.
?Brad told Jen in one heart-wrenching phone call that he feels he has to be there for his boys,? the friend continues. ?They look up to him so much. And the girls, Zahara and Shiloh, are his little angels. He adores them. Shiloh, especially, is daddy?s little girl. And Knox and Viv are growing so fast and demand his attention. He can?t stand the thought of not seeing these kids every day.?
The only person Brad feels he can turn to right now, says a source, is his ex-wife. ?They text, they talk - it?s like she?s his lifeline,? the source says. ?She want him to know that she?s still there for him.?
[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 15, 2009]
So, is any of this true? Star and In Touch wrote and published their stories before Brangelina?s formal split-denial, if you put stock into formal denials. I tend to think this is just yet another sad, pathetic ?Brad and Jennifer are reuniting? story, in a long line of similar stories over the past four years. If it was just about the eternal uncool Bermuda Triangle, all adults, it wouldn?t be so gross, in my opinion. What disturbs me is all of the stuff about the kids, and the idea that Brad is discussing leaving or taking his children.
Photo credit: WENN.com
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| | Jessica Biel won't be ignored, Justin | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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According to the tabloids, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel?s relationship has had its far share of ups and downs. In the past year, everything has happened between them, from a reported engagement, to Jessica moving out of the New York apartment they share. Along the way, we heard that Justin?s mother finally approves of Jessica, after much angst and mama?s boy-fretting. Jessica?s dad allegedly threatened Justin, and tried to bribe him into marrying Jessica.
So after all of that drama, this story seems minor in comparison. If there?s any truth to it, it speaks volumes about their relationship. Apparently, Justin hates talking to Jessica when they?re working out together. But he just hates talking to her - he loves talking to other people, and does so, on his Bluetooth. Part of the reason I find this funny is because I?ve always suspected their dynamic as a couple is that Jessica is high-maintenance and hates when Justin pays attention to anyone but her. This story just plays into that image I have of her:
Jessica Biel loves working up a sweat with beau Justin Timberlake - the two regularly jog and hike together near their NYC and LA homes.
But she often feels like a third wheel when the duo get physical, because he refuses to turn off his hands-free Bluetooth headset!
?He just starts talking to people,? says her pal. ?It distracts and annoys her.?
When Jessica, 27, complains, Justin, 28, makes a show of turning off the device… but usually turns it on again on the sly.
?It?s like he can?t help it!? says the pal. ?She says, ?How can you concentrate?? She?s serious about her workouts and wishes he were too. But she doesn?t like it when he ignores her!?
[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 15 2009]
Granted, it?s very rude when someone does that - whether or not you?re working out with someone, or just sitting across the table from them. But the comment ?she doesn?t like it when he ignores her? is hilarious. It reminds me of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. One day, very soon, Justin is going to come home and find that Jessica has boiled his Bluetooth. She?ll be standing there, in her running shoes, knife in hand, and she?ll say ?I won?t be ignored, Justin! Now, let?s go for a run…?
Jessica Biel is shown outside The Late Show on 6/3/09. Credit: WENN.com. She is also shown with Justin at the Costume Institute Gala on 5/3/09. Credit: RAM/Fame Pictures
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| | In Touch: Penelope Cruz sick with Javier Bardem's baby, not food poisoning | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When Penelope Cruz was in Cannes for the film festival two weeks ago, she allegedly got very ill from some kind of food poisoning. I say ?allegedly? because In Touch Weekly has an interesting little conspiracy theory about what was really going on behind the scenes. In their take, Penelope was praying the porcelain gods, yes, but it wasn?t because of food poisoning. It was morning sickness from being implanted with Javier Bardem?s love child! Oh, happy gossip! Don?t spread negativity around this one, please. Just let me have a few moments while I enjoy the thought of two gorgeous Oscar-winning Spaniards not only getting hot and heavy, but actually making a perfect Oscar-hot-baby:
Penelope Cruz, 35, reportedly couldn?t promote her upcoming movie, Nine, at the Cannes film festival because she had a bad case of food poisoning.
But an insider tells In Touch that some speculated her nausea was actually caused by morning sickness.
Penelope, who is dating Oscar-winning actor Javier Bardem, admitted recently that she?s ready to start a family.
?I?d love to have kids,? she said in April. ?I think I would be a perfect mother.?
And while she?s also said she still wants to focus on her career, her close friend Salma Hayek, who has a 20-month-old daughter, Valentina, has convinced her that a baby will make her life better - and that the timing is right.
?Penelope and Javier are so in love,? an insider says.
[From In Touch, print edition, June 15 2009]
Now back to reality. Is Penelope really pregnant? I would say, probably not. But it is a possibility. Because, seriously, how many times could you have sex with Javier Bardem without - at some point - saying to yourself, ?Damn, I should get pregnant by this sexy beast.? Yeah, I thought so. The rumor going around a few weeks ago was that Javier had proposed to Penelope at or around Salma Hayek?s Venice wedding - but nothing was ever confirmed. Neither Penelope nor Javier seem that traditional to me, so it?s perfectly possible that both would be up for having a baby without getting married.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are photos of Penelope at Cannes this year. Thanks to WENN.com, Fame Pictures and PRPhotos. She is not looking pregnant at all. Javier is shown in a still from Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
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| | Diane Lane is standing by husband Josh Brolin after cheating rumors | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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The last time we saw Josh Brolin and Diane Lane in paparazzi photos, Josh looked annoyed and Diane seemed mildly amused. That was before Josh was supposedly busted cheating, with the details published in last week’s In Touch. Josh and Diane were photographed out together earlier this week, and they were both smiling and Josh was hugging Diane in a show of solidarity. (The photos are exclusive to INF and we can’t post them, but you can see them in the latest In Touch with the Gosselin’s split on the cover) Maybe nothing happened between Josh and that woman who spent the night with him in New Orleans in a “private location,” maybe Josh convinced Diane nothing happened, or maybe she knows he’s stepping out on her and has decided to put up with it. Whatever is going on with them, they’re still together and they want us to know that everything is fine.
In Touch claims in their follow-up story this week that Josh’s stepmother Barbra Streisand convinced Diane to make her marriage work:
Diane Lane is vowing to stick by her husband, Josh Brolin, even after he was caught red-handed with another woman, and it’s her mother-in-law, Barbara Streisand, who is encouraging her to fight for her marriage. As In Touch revealed, Josh was caught getting cozy in New Orlands with local Melissa Green, and even though Josh, 41, insisted to Diane that it was nothing more than harmless flirting, an insider says that the… actress still has her doubts.
“Diane loves her husband more than anything, but she’s fed up with his bad-boy behavior,” the insider says. “This is not the first time she’s heard stories of his wandering eye.”
The insider says that Diane, 44, is now planning to spend more time in New Orleans with Josh while his finishes filming the movie Jonah Hex, an idea suggested by Barbra….
“Diane wants to make it work for the kids.”
[From In Touch, print edition, June 15, 2009]
Did Josh cheat on Diane and get caught? In Touch had plenty of evidence that there was more than just harmless flirting. Josh was photographed with the woman at night at a bar, and they were both photographed leaving a building together the next morning. A witness supposedly saw the other woman Melissa, 30, sit on Josh’s lap and make out with him at the bar. If all these details are true, it looks like Josh got busted cheating. It’s hard to imagine any other scenario considering that they were photographed outside the same building the next day looking guilty. It’s possible they were staying in separate rooms, but then why did they leave at the same time?
It looks like Diane is standing by Josh, though. They each have children from earlier marriages. Josh, 41, has son Trevor, 20, and daughter Eden, 14, from his marriage to Alice Adair, which was from 1988 to 1992. Diane, 44, has daughter Eleanor, 15, from her marriage to Christopher Lambert from 1988 to 1994. Given how close Eleanor and Eden are in age they could be good friends as well as step sisters.
Photos are from the Oscars on 2/22/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Megan Fox fighting with mom over plans to get tattoo sleeve, cites Angelina | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Megan Fox has eight tattoos in total, including the Shakespearean quote “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies” written in giant font on her back and a portrait of Marilyn Monroe on her inner right forearm. While some say Megan has “dumb ink”, it’s a matter of taste and if she likes it that’s all that matters.
The Shakespearean quote, while not that aesthetically pleasing in its tattoo form on Megan, isn’t as dumb as it sounds. I’ve looked it up and it could refer to her ambivalence at being an actress on display. (It’s from King Lear and here’s a good explanation of what it means in the context of the play.) She also has the words “There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART” written in huge font along her left side.
Megan isn’t done getting tattoos and is now fighting with her mom over the fact that she wants to get a full arm tattoo sleeve. Her mom, not surprisingly, wants her to stop getting inked. Her mom’s argument is that having so many tattoos will keep her from getting work when she’s older. Megan says that if Angelina Jolie can be a successful actress with all her tattoos, so can she:
“Transformers” star Megan Fox is fighting with her mom of Megan’s plan to add more tattoos to her heavily inked physique.
Megan, who already has eight tats, wants to cover her entire right arm in a tattoo “sleeve.” Her mother Darlene is not amused.
“Her mom has never understood why her daughter would want to cover her gorgeous body with tattoos,” a source revealed.
“After each new tattoo, Darlene pleased with Megan not to get more.
“Darlene believes that when Megan is a 40-year-old woman wanting to play more mature roles, people won’t want to hire her because it will be too hard to cover her tattoos,” said the source.
Megan, however, continues to point out that one of Hollywoods most sought-after talents, Angelina Jolie, also sports a number of tattoos.
“Megan said Angie is proof that a woman can have tattoos and still be successful,” added the source.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 15, 2009]
Among the many other idiotic things Megan Fox has said, which are frankly too numerous to bother recapping, she claimed that she gets tattoos for rebellious reasons and for the way the needle burns. She also said she finds them beautiful, but that sounds like an afterthought:
“Every time I get a tattoo, it’s a little f’ck-you to anyone who tells me not to. It’s weird to be part of Hollywood, which tries to control every aspect of people, from what they say to the color of their hair. And I like the way getting a tattoo feels. If I’m depressed, it’s nice to get one and deal with the pain. I have one all the way down to my ribs. It hurt, but it felt good like twisting a loose tooth. I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
“Everyone hates them because people are so closed-minded about tattoos”
“That’s something I have found. People who don’t like me as far as fans go, always talk about how I’m trashy because I have tattoos. I find that insane. This is 2008 not 1950. Tattoos aren’t limited to sailors.”
“It’s a form of art and it’s one of the oldest forms of art. I find them beautiful so I’m going to keep doing it. I’m not going to let something like that stop me.”
[Quotes via Vanishing Tattoo]
I doubt Megan is going to go work at Costco if she loses a role because of her tattoos. I hear that it’s a decent company to work for and they have good health insurance though. I love shopping there. You can’t help but think that Megan is thinking of her mom when she says that getting a tattoos is “a little f’ck-you to anyone who tells me not to.” Maybe her mom should stop bugging her about it and Megan will get so engrossed in her deep thoughts that she’ll forget all her plans for a tat sleeve.
Megan Fox is shown at the MTV Movie Awards in the header. Credit: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures. Other images are file photos credit: WENN.com
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| | Jane Krakowski reveals some behind-the-scenes antics on '30 Rock' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Singer/dancer/comic actress Jane Krakowski has been in the business since she was a little kid, but most people don’t know her by name. You may know her as Jenna, the self-absorbed, B-list actress always trying to make it onto the A-list, on the hit NBC comedy “30 Rock,” starring Tina Fey. Before that, she was consistently hilarious as Elaine, a slutty, attention-starved receptionist on “Ally McBeal.” Most people don’t know that she is an amazing singer with a Broadway pedigree. Anyway, Jane was recently asked about her role on “30 Rock” and what it’s like to be on that show.
You may know her as clueless Jenna on the NBC sitcom 30 Rock or remember her as scheming secretary Elaine on Ally McBeal. But you’ve never seen blonde beauty Jane Krakowski as Scarlet O’Hara in Gone with the Wind or King Kong’s squeeze Ann Darrow - until now! Jane, 40, recently starred in two digitally doctored webisodes at smoothanddreamy.com, reenacting those scenes from famous films with hilarious twists. Jane told Star all about it - and her 30 Rock co-stars!
Why did you star in these webisodes?
I’ve never done anything like this before, with so many digital effects. I mean, I’m kissing and talking to Clark Gable - it’s mad! We picked movies everyone knows, so when they go off kilter, you know it’s meant to be funny.
Does it ever bother you, how Jenna’s treated on 30 Rock?
I am a big fan of anything self-deprecating, and you have to have that sense of humor to be on 30 Rock. I love Jenna’s disillusionment with her level of show business success.
Tell us a 30 Rock Secret!
Tina Fey breaks out a stripper dance quite a bit, which makes me laugh. Tracy Morgan sings a lot. He knows so many songs. He can bust out a Michael McDonald tune or Christopher Cross’ “Sailing.” That’s a big one for him!
[From Star, print version, June 15, 2009]
It sounds like that set is a lot of fun. Tina Fey dancing like a stripper? I would pay to see that. And I believe Tracy Morgan did bust out some Michael McDonald on an episode of the show last season. I wonder if the writers added that because he was singing it around the set? My favorite Jenna-centered “30 Rock” episode was when she intentionally spiked Kenneth the NBC Page’s lunch with strawberries so he would have an allergic reaction, all because she had a crush on a hot EMT! There’s another episode where Liz, Tina Fey’s character, is invited to do a photo shoot with Jenna and ends up stealing the spotlight because she is willing to pose with a rubber chicken and Groucho Marx glasses. Good stuff from two very funny ladies!
Photos above of Jane Krakowski at the 2009 Screen Actors Guild Award. Photo credits: Fame. Photos below of Jane at the 2009 Lortel Awards celebrating Off-Broadway, May 3, 2009. Photo credits: WENN.
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