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| | Is Lindsay Lohan going to become a cracked-out fugitive from justice in Monaco? | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When we last checked in with Lindsay Lohan, the crack-monster had arrived in Brooklyn three days after she was supposed to. She checked into a hotel close to the Brooklyn Community Center where she was going to try to complete her court-ordered community service. Her first real day of ?work? was last Wednesday, when the Cracken showed up TWO HOURS LATE. She arranged to get pap?d outside the community center too, and she was holding a Koran. All in all, it was an entirely predictable cracked-out mess. And she has to keep it up for another two weeks, full-time, if she?s going to put a big enough dent into her community service hours and ?avoid jail.? That?s the threat coming from the LA court ? this is her last chance to complete her hours and if she doesn?t stick with it, she?ll go to jail. No one really believes that Los Angeles County would actually throw her into jail, but the threat has scared Lindsay enough that she?s come up with a Plan B. Plan B = run away to Monaco. Hahahaha.
Lindsay Lohan vows to become a fugitive from justice and will flee to Monaco if she doesn’t complete her community service on time. We know Lindsay is keenly aware of the looming May 28th deadline, and she knows there’s a real chance she won’t complete her required hours. We also know she’s been told she’s going to jail if she falls short, and this time she actually believes it.
So Lindsay has made it clear to friends and family … if she doesn’t get it done, she won’t go back to California for her court hearing. She says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she’ll take him up on the offer.
Thing is … she can’t be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can’t touch her. In the unlikely event she actually completes her community service on time, she says she’ll gladly go to court, but then it’s definitely off to Monaco. Drive safely, Monaco residents.
[From TMZ]
I would LOVE to hear more about this ?very rich friend? who owns a hotel in Monaco. I would love to know just how Lindsay still maintains her friendships with wealthy men, given that she?s an utter mess and I doubt she can even handle paying in ?trade.? But sure? if Lindsay becomes a fugitive from justice in Monaco? that would be a crazy end to this cracked-out rollercoaster of crack shenanigans.
Hey, maybe Lindsay can find work in Monaco as a nanny to Kelly Rutherford’s kids. Too soon? Haha.
Photos of Lindsay in NYC on May 15, 2015 courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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| | Selena Gomez addresses body shamers: 'People are so mean, it's exhausting' | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I love being happy with me yall #theresmoretolove ?
A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 16, 2015 at 5:39pm PDT
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| | Geri Halliwell's Phillipa Lepley wedding gown: lovely, classic or totally boring' | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Even if you don?t particularly care about the bride, most people enjoy looking at wedding photos. So here you go ? on Friday, Geri ?Ginger Spice? Halliwell married Formula 1 racing team boss Christian Horner in England. The bride and groom have apparently known each other for years, although they?ve only ?officially? been together since March 2014. I say ?officially? because Horner left his partner of 14 years for Ginger Spice. It?s a mess. I?ll get to that in a moment. For now, let?s just talk about the wedding stuff. Here?s something I didn?t know/realize: this is Ginger Spice?s first wedding! I thought she had been married a few times already, but no. She?s been engaged several times and she?s the mother of 9-year-old daughter Bluebell.
The wedding took place at the Woburn Abbey in Buckinghamshire. Ginger Spice wore a gown made by Phillipa Lepley with lace sleeves and a ?hidden corset.? She carried a bouquet of what looked like pale pink, peach and cream roses. I like her bouquet more than the dress. The dress is inoffensive though ? I don?t find it especially amazing or especially hideous. I guess you could say it?s ?timeless.? And I?m a little bit shocked that Spice Girl went so conservative/traditional with her look. Certainly I wasn?t the only one expecting a strapless, bejeweled mermaid dress? Geri also Instagrammed her something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue ? go here to see.
As for the mess? Horner left his partner of 14 years, Beverly Allen, for Ginger. Horner and Allen never married, although when he left her, she had just given birth to their daughter Olivia a few months beforehand. Apparently, Horner?s parents were ?devastated? that he dumped his long-term partner for a Spice Girl, and the parents boycotted this wedding. Horner?s brothers did come. But it?s still a mess.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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| | Diane Kruger in Dolce & Gabbana, Prada at Cannes: fabulous or fug? | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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This post is supposed to be about Diane Kruger and her Cannes fashion, but let?s just take a moment to add Matthias Schoenaerts to our permanent-hot list. I talked about him a bit when I was covering the Far From the Madding Crowd press/photos, and he?s really working it this year. Yes, he sort of underdressed for the Cannes photocall for Disorder with Diane ? he?s the first dude I?ve seen this year who looks like a lumberjack at Cannes ? but still, he?s so hot. Lumberjack hot. Tall and flirty/dirty hot. Unf.
As for Diane? she wore Dolce & Gabbana to the photocall ? that?s the little blue dress with the sequins in the shape of a rose. Diane also climbed up on the white box and in doing so, she flashed her drawers for the world?s photographers. I?m hoping it was an honest mistake rather than a ploy to get us to pay attention to her movie! Also: should Joshua Jackson be worried? Because it really seems like Matthias is flirting with Diane and she?s flirting right back.
As for the premiere? Diane wore pale blue Prada. I?m surprised she didn?t go for Chanel, because Chanel is usually her go-to designer for major red carpets. But this? isn?t bad. I don?t hate it at all. It?s revealing without looking trashy. I?m a little bit worried because Joshua Jackson didn?t come to Cannes with her. Be careful, Diane!! Joshua Jackson is a keeper. Matthias is only fun for a night (or several nights of dirty yacht sex).
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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