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| | Snoop Dogg doesn't realize two of the Beatles are dead | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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In 2006, Snoop Dogg and his 30-strong entourage caused a riot scene in Heathrow Airport, smashing whiskey bottles in a duty free shop and injuring several officers. Snoop and five of his entourage were arrested. Then in 2007, Snoop was supposed to do a UK tour with Sean Combs (I believe he was “Diddy” at the time), but had to cancel after the British refused to grant Snoop a visa. Now he wants to go back to London to get his creative juices flowing and the government is still denying him entry. Snoop has decided that the best way around the problem will be to ask British celebrities for their help. The only problem is that he references all the Beatles as potential supporters, when only half of them are available:
We can reveal the hip-hop legend has called on heavyweight A-listers Sir Paul McCartney, David Beckham and Madonna to fight his corner.
In an exclusive chat with 3am, the star howled: ?I love London and I?m desperate to come back.
?I?ve called David Beckham, Sir Paul McCartney, hell, I want to get the whole of the Beatles to help me get back in” ….
John Lennon and George Harrison might not return your calls Snoop… don?t take it personally. Snoops and Becks became pals after David moved to the States to play for LA Galaxy. Becks even taught him and his kids how to play football on his Sunday night reality TV show Snoop Dogg?s Father Hood on E! Entertainment.
Now the Dogg wants Becks to play ball with Gordon Brown. And he adds: ?I?m trying to get through to Madonna as well. I?d love them all to write to the Prime Minister to change his mind.?
Snoop?s visa woes began with an arrest at Heathrow following a fracas in April 2006. His joint mega-tour with P Diddy had to be cancelled when he was banned from entering the UK.
Now he says he?s a reformed man and has begged us to come to his aid. He pleaded: ?You got to help me too. London was one of the first places I came to when I first made it. The people are so warm and friendly and I need to be there for my creativity.”
[from The Mirror]
Snoop needs to be in London the same way that he needs marijuana for his migraines. And someone needs to update him on his music history. John Lennon died in 1980 and Harrison in 2001.
Some Googling revealed that after the Heathrow incident, a British judge overruled the original decision to deny Snoop a visa, and that the judge even said Snoop wasn’t at fault. So I’m not sure why he is having visa issues now. Maybe the appeal didn’t fully go through. Either way, good luck with getting Madonna to write the Prime Minister. And good luck getting Gordon Brown to listen.
Snoop Dogg is shown on 1/19/09 launching ‘We Rock Hip Hop Mondays’ at Prive Nightclub in Vegas. Credit: WENN
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| | Calling all Photoshop experts, Madonna needs your help | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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What I assume are outtakes of Madonna’s Hard Candy album photo shoot for W were leaked today. As you can see, they are terrifying.
Ugh, she looks so old. Her wrinkly face, her tired expression. It’s like the icy stare of death. Although, I am surprised Madonna’s abs aren’t hidden underneath layers of loose flesh like with other people her age (70?). That’s something, I suppose.
More after the jump.
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| | Madonna poses in her undies for W Magazine | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna has taken desperation to a new level in a new photo spread for W Magazine meant to promote her album “Hard Candy.” The CD was released in April, and her tour wrapped at the end of last year, so I’m not
sure why these are coming out now. The 50 year-old singer poses in white string underwear and with a bandage wrapped around her boobs, her nipple visible in one shot. It’s not anything new for Madonna and that’s the problem, she’s been hawking the same bill of goods for over 20 years.
Madonna’s trainer Tracy Anderson is recently quoted as saying Madonna looks 19 and will never get fat. Anderson is known as a notorious con artist in Indiana, where she’s been sued six times for abandoning various health club businesses and for failing to pay multiple suppliers and landlords. She left her husband for a married man she owed tens of thousands to for custom pilates machines, convincing the guy to invest even more in her poorly managed business. The two broke up once Anderson hooked up with Madonna and Paltrow and started tasting fame.
Hopefully the mainstream press will look more closely at this woman now that she’s taking credit for the stick thin figures of the two faux Brit celebrities. Madonna and Gwyneth would surely be starved and toned to perfection no matter who was coaching them. It’s kind of fitting that they’re promoting a con artist, though.
Photos via Daily Mail and Celebutopia
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| | Madonna's in 'love therapy?, Kabbalah-style | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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The British tabloids began reporting that Madonna is in ?therapy?, and now the American press has picked up the story. But this ?therapy? that Madonna is allegedly receiving is from some Kabbalah guy that is going to help repair her ?tikkun?
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| | Madonna's Double Date with the Seinfelds | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Spending some time in New York City, Madonna was spotted enjoying a night out with a mystery male as well as Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica last night (January 14).
The Material Girl looked vibrant as she made her exit from the Waverly Inn, escorted past the paparazzi by her unnamed beau.
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| | Madonna has too much money | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Even after her large alimony settlement, Madonna still has more much money than she knows what to do with. Daisy Trayford, a British horse trainer, sold two horses to Madonna last year and began a professional and personal relationship with the pop superstar. She says that as well as teaching Madonna, she has also gone for drinks and to parties with her.
Now, in true rich diva fashion, Madonna has put Daisy on a 24-hour notice to fly out to Florida and coach her for the FTI Winter Equestrian Festival. I guess Madonna finding solace in riding horses competitively now that her marriage and latest relationship have dissolved.
“She had the horses on trial and asked if I would go down and help get her going on them,” said Daisy. “The first year it was really busy. Last year was more difficult because she was on tour, but I was there most weekends, fitting it around my eventing.”
Madonna flew one of the horses, all-rounder Boris, out to America six months ago and last week he was joined by the second one, young eventer Sportsfield Silver Lining.
“As soon as he’s there and settled in she wants me to go out,” said Daisy, who says she will probably get 24hr notice to fly out on Thursday or Friday.
Madonna has also bought two other horses from Daisy and Richard, who are at livery at Exmoor Eventing.
Daisy describes teaching Madonna as “really good fun”.
“She’s a dream pupil,” she said. “She’s very driven, listens to what you say and just wants to do it and improve. You can always get somewhere with someone like that.
“When I started teaching her she hadn’t jumped at all and now she can jump a course of 1.05m. Jumping and hacking are her two favourite things.”
Daisy says she wasn’t starstruck when she started coaching the star, taking it as “just another chore”.
[from Horse and Hound]
One has to wonder, though, whether or not Daisy is as fond of Madonna as the article lets on. As well as a “driven” woman, Madonna also seems like the kind of woman who would quickly fire anyone who spoke of her in anything other than glowing terms. And if she’s not starstruck, why give an interview about a celebrity pupil? Using Madonna’s star power to generate publicity, perhaps?
Madonna really is a piece of work. Daisy not only had to work around Madonna’s tour schedule to coach her, but she’s now effectively on call. Let’s hope her salary makes it worth it. On the other hand, Madonna sounds like a stellar student, which isn’t surprising at all. She’s the kind of woman who gets what she wants, and when she sets her mind to something, she’s going to make it happen - including those pesky meter-high jumps.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Madonna is shown leaving the Waverly Inn in NY on 1/15/08, where she had dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld along with an unknown man. Why is it that the a**hole celebrities always stick together? Credit: Splash News
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Venturing out in the Big Apple for a little spirituality, Madonna paid a visit to the Kabbalah Center with her son, David Banda, on Friday night (January 9).
But that wasn’t all that the “Material Girl” was up to on this particular evening, as Madge attempted to go incognito by tossing on her shades as she headed to a medical building with her assistant.
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| | Madge Flashes the Vadge for Louis Vuitton | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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The latest Madonna Louis Vuitton ad has made its way online, a seamless blend of vintage glamour and gritty film noir sexuality (click banner pic for full-size). Of course, I’m presuming “film noir” is French for “from inside the seventh circle of hell.” I don’t know because I don’t speak the language of surrender, as it were. But Frog or not, you have to admit that Louis sure knows what he’s doing. Nothing makes me think “leather bag” like a 50-year old woman’s hoo-ha. Except maybe a catcher’s mitt that’s been left out in the rain or an old bean bag chair that’s been partially deflated and trampled by children, but those things just don’t have the same kind of artistic resonance.
What Madge would look like without all the plastic surgery and placenta wraps — her 4-years-younger sister Melanie:
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| | Courtney Love Has a New Man, New Bizarre Look | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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| | Britney Spears and Madonna: Another Reunion? | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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They’ve been a sure-fire hit duo ever since that scandalous MTV Video Music Awards kiss a few years back. And it sounds like Britney Spears and Madonna may be devising another onstage collaboration for 2009.
With the “Gimme More” songstress’ comeback tour in the not-too-distant future, reports are spewing out that suggest Madge may have a part in the show.
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