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| | Madonna & Jesus Luz move in together, Madonna cooks for him | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna and Jesus have moved in together, according to The Daily Mail. The (maybe) contractual lovers have completely changed one another, say sources. Jesus Luz has gone from a struggling model who lived with his mother in Brazil, to being one of the most famous boy-toys in the world, living in the lap of luxury (or the gristle of luxury, if you will) in a posh New York City apartment.
Madonna, too, has become ?a completely different person? since getting with Jesus. She has given up the night life, and now enjoys staying in with her young lover. She even cooks for him - macrobiotic, of course. But true love would mean that they would work out together for three hours a day. What of that Madge? No comment about the patented gristle work-outs, but The Daily Mail has more:
Madonna’s Brazilian toy boy has moved in with her just three months after they met, it was reported today.
Jesus Luz, 22, has apparently left his modeling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with top agency Ford Models in New York. He now reportedly lives with the star in her Upper West Side apartment, where the 50-year-old singer even cooks for him.
The model’s life has been completely transformed since he started his relationship with Madonna. He has gone from earning 160 a job as an unknown model to charging up to 100,000 a booking, it was claimed.
A source told the Sunday Mirror: ‘A few months ago he was living at his mum’s place in one of the poorest cities in the world. Now he’s got his feet under the table in a massive mansion black overlooking Central Park.’
The source said Madonna has also ‘mellowed into a completely different person’ from how she was while married to Guy Ritchie. ‘She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.’
It seems that healthy eating takes priority over taste during mealtimes in the Madonna household, however. It emerged yesterday that, having already converted him to Kabbalah, the singer is insisting that Jesus follows her daily macrobiotic diet. That means no sugary treats, dairy products and processed food.
?It?s very important to Madonna that anyone close to her does two things ? follow her religion and her diet,? says a mole.
?Jesus is now having to eat organic salads, brown rice and fish. Occasionally she indulges with a slice of wheat-free wholegrain toast with sugar-free strawberry jam.?
From The Daily Mail
I really wonder about Madonna?s diet/religion necessities. If Jesus ate a doughnut, would Madonna break it off? Who am I kidding, Jesus already signed the ?red string, no doughnuts, young lover? contract.
As this hot mess continues for another month, I?m getting more curious about what their relationship really entails. If Jesus has really moved in, what?s his relationship with Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda? Some kind of step-dad-like relationship? I shudder at the thought - Jesus is only a few years older than Lourdes.
Madonna and Jesus are shown outside the Kabbalah Centre on 2/28/09. Credit: Fame Pictures
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| | Madonna raids Lourdes' closet again for schoolgirl costume | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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In the category of “refusing to age gracefully,” Madonna showed up to a Kabbalah costume party dressed as her daughter, Lourdes. Gee, THAT hasn’t been done before, has it? Donning a super-short skirt, fishnets and a black wig, Madonna attended a Purim party at her favorite Kabbalah center in NYC, along with her cougar-bait boyfriend Jesus Luz, who dressed up as the Joker. I call cheating - this is a costume party, right? Well, Madonna tries to dress like her daughter every damn day, so how can this be considered a costume? If she’d shown up in an age-appropriate outfit, nobody could have guessed who she was!
Madonna’S battle to defy the aging process reached new heights last night.
The singer dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl for the Jewish celebration of Purim at the Kabbalah Center in New York.
Wearing a white shirt and tie, waistcoat, small grey skirt and 80s-style sunglasses, Madge strolled into the centre and was happy to pose for snappers.
Her rumoured new lover, JESUS LUZ, dressed up as the Joker and was accompanied by JESSICA SEINFELD, wife of funnyman JERRY, who wore aPersian princess costume.
The pair held each others’ hands and pretended to be a couple to waiting snappers.
[From The Sun]
According to the Jerusalem Post, Purim is a holiday celebrating the salvation of the Jews from the wicked Haman, through the leadership of Queen Esther and her cousin Mordecai. It usually falls in March. In 2009, Purim begins at sundown on March 9. The carnival-like atmosphere of Purim, wearing of costumes, and bringing gifts of food door-to-door sometimes leads to it being referred to as the “Jewish Mardi Gras” or “Jewish Halloween” by non-Jews. I’m sure that if Madonna is bringing gifts of food door-to-door, they’re strictly organic protein shakes. Spread the gristle!
I’m trying to imagine my 14-year-old daughter’s reaction if I ever showed up to a party dressed like this. She’d probably hide in her room forever. Madonna really needs to deal with the fact that her daughter is the young teenager now, not her. It’s okay, Madge! You look great for 50 - own it! There’s no need to insist on dressing like a little girl anymore. We get it. The question is - do you? For someone who’s spent years studying religion in a quest for self-awareness and enlightenment, Madonna sure seems lacking in both these days.
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| | Madonna voted PETA's worst dressed | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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While I?m not really a big fan of a lot of PETA?s tactics, I have to admit that they?ve got some creative people working for them. Whether it?s their raunchy vegetable commercials ? deemed so sexy they were banned from the Superbowl - or their anti-Olsen twin/Trollson twin campaign (which involved some very unattractive Trollson twin face masks), they certainly manage to keep our attention.
PETA?s had a vote on their website for the worst dressed fur-wearing celebrity, and not surprisingly Madonna comes in number one, with the Olsen Twins a close second. Here?s what they had to say about their top - or rather bottom - five.
Madonna
When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984. We know that she’s on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn’t make you a cougar.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Since fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobble head dolls.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggot has gone from being lost in her brother’s shadow to being lost inside some really ugly fur coats. Where is her fashion sense? Maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequence in The Dark Knight.
Kanye West
Kanye rants about not winning Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, but what he really deserves is a “lifetime bereavement award” for all of the corpses in his closet. Kanye, we love the quirky suits, but you can’t claim to be “the voice of this generation” while flaunting fur, which is old school and cruel.
Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Wholey? Instead of flaunting the remains of animals, this faded siren might focus on the remains of her career. She made us want to hurley when we saw her pimping for furriers in those desperate ads.
[From PETA]
I thought what they had to say about Madonna being ?on the prowl for a young cub,? was awesome. I normally associate fur with old ladies. If Madge is so obsessed with youth, why is she wearing it? Nothing makes you look closer to 75 than wearing an animal pelt. With the exception of some light blue hair of course. Maybe Madonna could ease up on the cosmetic surgeries and iron pumping and instead just stop wearing fur. That?d make her look 15 years younger too.
Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.
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| | Madonna fails to bring Jesus Luz to Oscar after parties | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna was reportedly going to officially introduce her boy toy, Jesus Luz, at the post-Oscars Vanity Fair party, but instead she surprisingly showed up alone. She did, however, bring him to pre-Oscar parties, including the Grey Goose bash, where they sucked face the whole time.
The 50-year-old singer went public with the 22-year-old Brazilian for the first time, flaunting him at a pre-Academy Awards party. A source said: ?She was all over him at the Grey Goose pre-Oscars party in Los Angeles. She was kissing his face off. Then she decided to invite him to join her at the actual bash ? their first public outing together.? It was recently revealed that the popstar is desperate to prove she is committed to Jesus, following claims the ?Hung Up? singer is only romancing the model to make her estranged husband Guy Ritchie jealous.
[From Blid]
Reports had originally said that Madonna was really looking forward to introducing Jesus as her new boyfriend at the Vanity Fair party, one of the bigger, more public bashes. While there, she was stopped by reporters on the red carpet to comment on her ex Sean Penn’s award for Best Actor.
Despite reports that Madonna was set to debut her rumored new boyfriend and W magazine model, Jesus Luz, at the Vanity Fair post-Oscar bash on Sunday night, the singer walked the red carpet solo and spoke to Access Hollywood about a different man from her life - ex-husband Sean Penn.
Decked out in an elegant sheer black gown, Madonna posed for photographs alone at the 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party at the Sunset Tower Sunday night.
“Powerful speech by Sean tonight,” Access’ Tony Potts said to the singer on the red carpet.
“Yeah, amazing,” Madonna said of Sean Penn ’s win for Best Actor for his work in “Milk.”
[From Yahoo!]
I’m surprised that Madonna didn’t bring Jesus to the Vanity Fair party. All the stars want invites to that particular event, and bringing him as her date would have been a huge slap in the face to both Guy Ritchie as well as Alex Rodriguez. I’m curious to know why she wouldn’t take him to the post party if she was so public in her affection with him at the pre-parties.
It makes you wonder what she’s doing with him. At the very least, her relationship with Jesus is simply creating a lot of publicity. At the most, she’s quick to find a replacement for A-Rod and Guy Ritchie. A-Rod has reportedly found solace over the steroid scandal with his ex-wife instead of Madonna. And although he has also been photographed making out with young girls he picked up at clubs, he has been sporting a red bracelet, a sign of his conversion to Kabbalah.
I tend to think that she’s trying to make someone jealous, rather than her relationship with Jesus being all that serious. So - is it A-Rod or Guy Ritchie?
Here?s Madonna arriving at Vanity Fair?s Oscar party last night. Images thanks to Splash.
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| | Madonna party hops in 600+ carats of diamonds | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When Madonna attended the Vanity Fair post-Oscar bash last night, she borrowed over 600 carats of diamonds for the occasion. To top it off, when she hosted her own party later that evening the Material Girl put on an extra 300 carats or so… you know, because she can. Somehow, OK! got a list of all the jewels that Madge borrowed (or bought?):
Our guess is that Madonna thinks a recession is when you have to do your session again.
Because while the rest of America is cutting back, the superstar ? who was last troubled by money problems when Reagan was president ? piled on diamonds like sprinkles on a sundae for Oscar night.
Reminding us all why they call her the Material Girl, OK! has learned that she showed up to last night’s Vanity Fair post-Oscar bash wearing millions of dollars worth of Neil Lane jewelry, including:
? A black and white diamond chain with 500 carats of the shiny stones
? A diamond bangle with 25 carats of diamonds and platinum
? An onyx and diamond bracelet with 50 carats of diamonds
? A pair of diamond pear shape earrings of 20 carats each
? A square diamond and onyx ring
Then for her own private party ? not wanting to skimp on diamonds ? Madge strapped herself into a cross and chain with 100 carats of diamonds, bracelets with 50 carats of diamonds, long diamond earrings worth 1 million dollars and a huge diamond and platinum ring.
Something tells us that her $76 million divorce settlement with Guy Ritchie hasn’t got her buying own-brands at the supermarket quite yet.
[From OK! Magazine]
Even though I?m lacking in carats, I?m a huge fan of great jewelry if its worn well. But putting on that much jewelry just to party - because keep in mind, Madonna wasn?t invited to the ceremony - is overkill. Special, individual pieces get lost in the maze of bling. Too much is too much.
Neil Lane is one of the best jewelers to the stars. The jeweler collects older, antique and vintage pieces to loan out, but he also reworks some pieces and creates many from scratch. What in the world was he thinking giving that much to Madonna? Though to her credit, nothing complements the femininity of a diamond quite so well as bulging muscles.
Here?s Madonna at Vanity Fair?s Oscar party last night. Images thanks to WENN.
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| | Madonna will show off Jesus at Oscar parties | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Now that Jesus (Luz) has ?converted? to Kabbalah (although, as Geronimo pointed out, for Kabbalah, ?conversion? appears to be tying the little red string around your wrist) - it?s time for Madonna to show off her latest boy toy. And what better place than the Oscars?
But is Jesus just a boy-toy, or is it for real? Is Madge getting serious about her latest? I have no idea. If she arrives at all of the Oscar parties with Jesus in tow, will it be viewed as something serious, or just a strange, grandma-aged woman with chicken cutlets applied to her face who brought her young nurse/caretaker to the Oscar parties?
Forget all that jewelry and those fancy handbags, Madonna has a different kind of accessory than diamonds this year ? her 22-year old boytoy, Jesus Luz!
?Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night,? a pal tells OK! ?Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!”
So why all the fuss if Jesus is just a fling? It seems Madge is getting serious about her latest conquest.
“She?ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ?just a model? during that racy W photo shoot,” the source adds. “Madonna and Jesus? romance is real.?
From OK! Magazine
I?ve said it before, I actually think Jesus is hot, a real catch. It bums me out that Madge stuck her claws in him. It?s unknown if Madonna will really be co-hosting an Oscar party with Demi Moore, but I?m sure that at the very least Madonna will attempt to party-hop her way into relevancy all night long.
Madonna and Jesus Luz are shown separately outside the Kabbalah Centre on 2/14/09. Credit: WENN
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| | Jesus Luz's family worried grandma-aged Madonna is holding him captive | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna?s relationship with 22-year-old model Jesus Luz is creepy at best. An ex-girlfriend of Luz just pointed out to the New York Post that Madge is the same age as his grandmother. Apparently Luz is so under her spell that his family thinks he?s being held captive by her. And while that would normally sound paranoid and insane, when we?re talking about Madonna, nothing is completely off the table.
The Material Girl is the same age as her new Brazilian lover’s grandmother, an ex-girlfriend says. Jesus Pinto da Luz, the 22-year-old blue- eyed model Madonna met on a photo shoot, has a granny who is about 50. Madonna turns 51 in August.
The hunk’s mortified mom, Cristiane Regina da Silva - who is 14 years younger than Madonna - believes the pop diva has kidnapped her son, snatching him away to a New York love nest and controlling his every move.
Madonna and Jesus spent the Christmas holiday in the Maldives, where her public-relations people confiscated his cellphone, accord ing to the Brazilian media.
His mom said she received only a cryptic text message from Jesus wishing his loved ones a Merry Christmas and telling them he wouldn’t be visiting for the holidays.
The hunk, who has left a trail of ex-girlfriends, had lived at home with his mother, a hairdresser, and his dad. Both parents are devout Evangelical Christians who sent Jesus to a private university prep school, where young women tailed him in the hallways to get his autograph “because his blue eyes were irresistible,” said a recent report in O Dia newspaper.
[From the New York Post]
Boy, I bet those Evangelical Christian parents of his aren?t too happy about Jesus declaring he?s converting to Kabbalah. Yesterday I saw a man on the subway wearing the Kabbalah red string bracelet and I got all excited. I?ve never actually seen anyone wear one in real life. But the subway man struck me as an actual believer -and probably wasn?t dating Madonna, since he was near her age. Not that I?d put anything past her.
I?m guessing Madonna isn?t technically holding Jesus hostage or anything, but it does sound like she?s isolating him. As a notorious control freak, that?s not surprising, though it?s still concerning. Madge seems like she does a decent job of brainwashing people ? really, she?s an entire cult rolled into one person. I don?t blame Jesus? family for being worried. If this situation were reversed and an older man were isolating a 22-year-old woman, confiscating her cell phone, and indoctrinating her into a cult, people would be up in arms. Just because it?s Madonna doesn?t mean it?s less scary. And being up in her arms is frightening in and of itself.
Here?s Madonna and Jesus out together in New York on February 1st. Images thanks to Splash.
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She definitely has a flair for youth, as evidenced by her current boyfriend, 22-year-old Jesus Luz. And now it seems Madonna is making a play to get involved in the upcoming “Twilight” sequel “New Moon.”
The “Like a Virgin” songstress has reportedly begun talks with the film’s producers to get in on the blood-sucking action, though it isn’t known how serious the involved parties are considering the proposal.
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| | Madonna wants to play Wallis Simpson; Jesus Luz just wants publicity | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Did you think that Madonna?s film career sank with that boat in Swept Away? Well, you were wrong. Madge still wants acceptance as an actress, and to get that acceptance, Madge is bound and determined to play the most hated American in England. Such a stretch, right? No, Madonna wants to play the American divorcee Wallis Simpson, who married King Edward VIII. In the end, the engagement and marriage led King Edward to abdicate, leading to King George VI (and later, his daughter, Queen Elizabeth) to reign. The Daily Telegraph has more on Madonna?s ?obsession? with the role she was born to play:
The pop singer, 50, is said to have become fascinated with the story of the American socialite who caused a constitutional crisis.
Now she intends to portray her in a film which will tell the story of how Edward gave up his position as the King of England after less than a year, so he could marry the twice-divorced Mrs Simpson in 1936.
Madonna is said to see similarities between herself and Mrs Simpson, who later became the Duchess of Windsor, as they are both Americans who moved to Britain and caused a “stir” with their relationships.
According to sources, Madonna, who divorced British film director Guy Ritchie last year, covered a wall of her London house with articles about Wallis Simpson and even wrote to the Queen to ask permission to make the film.
A source told The Sun: “Madonna sees Wallis Simpson as her next big film project. She is as passionate about it as she was about playing Eva Peron in Evita.
“Madonna said she is fascinated with this American commoner who refused to conform or offer explanations for her tangled love life.
“It was all systems go when until the divorce, when everything was put on the back-burner. When things in her life settle down this year, she’s keen to get things going again.”
From The Daily Telegraph
The story of King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson is very interesting, and I?m genuinely surprised it hasn?t been made into a major film. But Madonna as Wallis Simpson? Uh, no. Please. Get a real actress.
In other Madonna news, the latest rumor about her and Jesus Luz is that it?s all some sort of scam. Madonna wanted to be seen as attractive and desirable, and Jesus wanted a career boost. Apparently all of the photo-ops at the Kabbalah Center are just to make Guy Ritchie jealous? I?m chuckling at that one. Does anyone think that Guy Ritchie looks at current photos of Madonna and feel anything other relief?
Madonna’s relationship with Brazilian male model Jesus is nothing but a desperate attention-seeking exercise, insiders have revealed.
Sources close to the singer claim she is using one of her typical publicity ploys to drum up interest in her tour. The carefully orchestrated photos are also apparently designed to wind up ex Guy Ritchie ? although he is not taking the bait.
A source alleged: “It’s a classic Madge publicity stunt but suits both parties well. Despite her advancing years, she looks like she’s still got what it takes to pull a 22-year-old. And Jesus is getting a boost of publicity as well. Everyone’s a winner.”
The pair were introduced by celebrity snapper Steven Klein and Madonna, 50, asked Jesus to join her on tour in Sao Paulo. The Material Girl also took him to the Kabbalah centre in New York at the weekend with children Lourdes and David Banda.
A source added: “Guy saw the pictures of her and Jesus together and laughed out loud. He sees it as another publicity exercise. Taking Jesus to Kaballah is a masterstroke as she always historically introduces her lovers to the religion.?
“It’s just Madonna for you. She loves being the centre of attention. You would have thought she’d grown tired of it by now.”
Sources close to the singer also say the “relationship” has annoyed baseball star Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez, who she was rumoured to have been seeing.
From The Daily Mirror
Honestly, I bought the A-Rod relationship as a sham, but I would completely buy Madonna and Jesus as some sort of realistic romantic liaison. Jesus is just so young and naive! I can see him ?falling for? Madonna, briefly. And really, can Jesus Luz expect that big of a career boost just by appearing with Madonna for a few weeks?
Jesus, Madonna, Lourdes and David are shown outside the Kabbalah Centre in New York on Saturday. Credit: WENN
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| | Madonna and Jesus Luz: Kabbalah Couple | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking as if she’s certainly found that special someone following her divorce from Guy Ritchie, Madonna was spotted out at the Kabbalah Centre in New York City along with Valentine’s guest, alleged 22-year-old lover Jesus Luz.
With Lourdes and David Banda in tow, the Material Girl and her Brazilian model beau made separate arrivals - with Luz making his first appearance at the center after reportedly converting to Madge’s faith from Catholicism due to his fascination with the pop star.
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