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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: London Shopping Lovers | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking to boost the local economy, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin showed up in North London for a spot of shopping today (July 4).
The always-stylish ?Shakespeare in Love? starlet kept things casual in a black jacket, red top, and jeans while her ?Fix You? hubby carried a monogrammed tote with the initials GPM (Gwyneth Paltrow Martin).
And while she tends to prefer the healthy lifestyle, Gwyn recently confessed that there are a few foods that cause her to compromise her nutritional morals.
''I love Starbucks; I'll have a cappuccino. My guilty snack in the UK is cheese, and in America, things on buns: A lobster roll and French fries, or a turkey burger with cheese.''
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in the sex addict rom-com 'Thanks for Sharing?: weird or cute' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I didn?t realize that the Gwyneth Paltrow-Mark Ruffalo movie Thanks For Sharing was about sex addiction. I just saw that little blurb before I watched the trailer ? ?Gwyneth is in a movie about sex addiction!? ? and I was incredibly worried that Gwyneth would be playing a sex addict. Thank God, that?s not the case. Mark Ruffalo is playing a sex addict, as is Pink, Josh Gad and Tim Robbins. Goop plays Mark?s new girlfriend who is dealing with the fact that her new, cute boyfriend is an addict. This is like ?what if ?Shame? was a romantic comedy??
Honestly, it looks like a sort of interesting movie. I kind of feel for Mark Ruffalo because this could have been a lighter role for him but he?s capable of bringing pathos to even a rom-com about sex addicts. Gwyneth in lingerie is? um? I mean, her body looks good. But her nasal voice destroys any sexiness she might have. I imagine that Goop and Ruffalo are friends (they did another movie together more than a decade ago), and she?ll probably claim that she only signed on to the movie because Mark ?begged? her or something. Whatever, Goop.
The real surprise is that Pink (Alecia Moore) seems to be doing solid work as an actress. I like that they paired her with Josh Gad, who is an up-and-coming comedic talent. He writes his own stuff too, but I think he?s just quietly gaining a foothold in Hollywood by taking supporting parts and guest roles and he?s usually pretty funny. His guest spot on New Girl last year was amazing! As for Tim Robbins and Joely Richardson? I could care less about that side of the story. Blah.
So, will you see this movie? Or will you just yell ?GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND? at Gwyneth? Because there she is, bold as can be, making out with our boyfriend Mark Ruffalo.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow wears ruffles, gives keynote at Licensing Expo: cute or fug? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos of Gwyneth Paltrow slumming it with Tracy Anderson at the (clutch your pearls) 2013 Licensing Expo at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas yesterday. HOW GAUCHE. To mingle with the Las Vegas peasants, Gwyneth wore a blouse with nonsensical boob and armpit ruffles and ill-fitting black pants (what?s with all of the crotch wrinkles, Lady Goop?). Don?t you see? Goop is one of us. She wears terrible boob-ruffle blouses (and no bra, again?) just like us. She deigns to go to somewhere called ?Las Vegas? and she speaks to people who make merely six-figure salaries. She will need an extra-strong juice cleanse to dump out all of the peasant toxins after all of this is over. Poor Gwyneth.
Gwyneth?s appearance at the Licensing Expo was announced months ago ? Gwyneth actually gave the ?keynote? speech, which I have to think came with a nice paycheck, right? Gwyneth had another reason to go to Vegas too, of course. Our Goop, always a multi-tasker. Gwyneth came to Vegas with Tracy Anderson because they are taking their businesses global, or at least that?s the plan. Gwyneth wants Goop to go global ? I guess right now, Goop is merely Western European and American, maybe some Canadian ? and Tracy and Gwyneth are always looking to expand their gym businesses, their ?blow dry bars? and Tracy?s diet and fitness programs, which Gwyneth is invested in. Gwyneth did press while in Vegas, of course, and she spoke about her dreams for Global Goop and where her next steps are (hint: GOOP FOR MEN).
Paltrow talked about the genesis of Goop ? it started as an extension of her sharing recommendations with close friends ? and joked self-deprecatingly, talking about the lesser-known movies she made before hitting it big with ?Shakespeare in Love.? But ultimately, she was there to promote her website and her fitness brand.
?I really want Goop to feel like one friend talking to another,? Paltrow said.
Over the years Goop has established a loyal readership in more than 120 countries. Last year, Paltrow added ecommerce. The site also just launched mobile app city guides of New York, Los Angeles and London.
?Goop really came out of my closest friendships,? Paltrow said.
As for the Tracy Anderson brand, Paltrow partnered with the fitness guru after Anderson got the actress back in shape after having her second child.
?When she was done, not only did I have less ass, but I was ready to kick some as well,? Paltrow said.
Anderson said she works hard not to offer trend exercises but those that will stand the test of time. Her system gives new content every 10 days.
?We?re offering something that?s relevant and real,? Paltrow said. ?That?s what?s made it successful.?
As for the company?s future, the workout brand is continuing its teen series and is getting ready to launch a men?s program.
[From The Las Vegas Review-Journal]
?When she was done, not only did I have less ass, but I was ready to kick some as well,? Goop said, smiling smugly at her turn of phrase, momentarily forgetting that she had juice-fasted away her strength and bone density. ?Don?t try to touch me, my bones are like porcelain,? Goop said softly, lightly fluffing up her boob ruffle. Goop sighed deeply and wondered how long she had to deign to speak to these commoners.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Beyonce congratulates Kim & 'Ye: 'Enjoy this beautiful moment together' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Many of Beyonce?s fans want to believe that she not-so-secretly hates Kim Kardashian. I believed that at first, but I don?t anymore. I think Kim has managed to finesse and impregnate her way into the Cool Kids Table, which includes Jay-Z, Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow. Beyonce and Kanye West are like siblings, and I think that?s a good way to think of Bey?s relationship with Kim ? they?re like sisters-in-law who are nice to each other on holidays and concert tours. Sometimes they even have fun together. As for Gwyneth ? well, Kim is Tracy Anderson?s client, and by extension, that means Kim is Goop?s client. Goop?s relationship with Kim is business, and since Goop?s business is ?lifestyle? that means she has to be nice to Kim.
Anyway, Beyonce posted a congratulatory message to Kimye on her Tumblr yesterday. She posted the black-and-white image (above ^^) and the message ?Congratulations Kim & Kanye. Enjoy this beautiful moment together.? Do you think Blue Ivy and Knuckle West will be friends growing up? Probably not. But I bet Knuckle will try to hang out with BIC and use BIC for added fame. Generational famewhoring!
Obviously, Kim and Kanye are not going to name their baby girl ?Knuckle? but I was just having fun in the gossip vacuum that is the baby name speculation. I?m a little bit surprised they haven?t announced the name yet, but I?m sure we?ll get it sometime this week. I am not surprised that we haven?t seen a photo yet though ? I really do think Kim will be able to talk Kanye into a photo shoot with People Magazine. It will happen. Believe it.
Incidentally, Kris Jenner is already speaking about her new grandbaby. Kris told HLN, ?We?re all fine; we?re all good? and extremely happy and thrilled for the new baby. She?s doing great and she?s beautiful.?
PS? My new guess for the baby name is ?Kami?. It?s a K name, it?s Armenian, and Kami West sounds very ?Kardashian?.
Photos courtesy of Beyonce?s Tumblr.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in white Alexander McQueen in Chicago: awesome or awful? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in Chicago on Saturday night. She was honored at the Gene Siskel Film Center ? she received the Renaissance Award for?? I guess her film work. I would imagine that she got the award for her body of work, not for her most recent role as Pepper Potts in Iron Man 3.
Gwyneth wore this white Alexander McQueen dress for her honor, and as you can see, it was super-cold in Chicago. My goodness! Do you think Goop just didn?t feel like wearing a bra to her award ceremony? I also have to say, I really do think Gwyneth got implants after she had her kids. She got small, perky implants after breastfeeding, which is okay in Gwyneth?s mind ? she once said in an interview that getting implants after breastfeeding was perfectly acceptable to her. I think that?s what happened. As for the dress, it?s really uneventful. I don?t get why there?s a mock turtleneck? WHY? Don?t tell me Goop is trying to bring mock t-necks into style.
Also, do you remember how Page Six said that Vanity Fair wanted to do a story about Gwyneth and her business dealings, and sources claimed Gwyneth was asking people not to talk to VF? LaineyGossip had more details about that last week ? Lainey?s sources confirmed that VF is definitely working on a story about Goop for the September issue and Gwyneth has refused to speak to them because she thinks VF is ?off-brand? for her. Um? Gwyneth JUST gave an interview to THE DAILY MAIL not two months ago. The Daily Mail is fine but VF is a no-go? Anyway, since VF is doing this without Gwyneth?s approval, the story will probably end up a ?slam piece? about why Gwyneth is so ?polarizing?. I can?t wait.
PS? for the love of Goop, stop with the flat-ironing and the center part. STOP.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's peasanty body odor was 'pretty pungent' at the Met Gala | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Just after this year?s Met Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow trotted over to a USA Today journalist and snotted out this nasal complaint: ?I?m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.? The Goop had spoken, and the Goopy subtext was that Gwyneth is simply too elite, too fancy, too special, too high-brow, too exquisite to mingle with the peasantry of the Met Gala. But what if we were ignoring a particular part of her complaint? ?It was boiling,? Goop wept. I will believe that. It must be a special kind of hell to be wearing thousands of dollars of couture and a full face of makeup and have to sit in some overcrowded, drama-filled, humid tent/building. So Gwyneth was probably overheated and she was sweating like a peasant. So maybe that?s why people are now saying her body odor was the REAL uninvited guest:
Gwyneth Paltrow may be the ?World?s Most Beautiful Woman? but she sure doesn?t small like it! Gwyneth had terrible body odor at the Met Gala on May 6th, an eyewitness told The Enquirer ? but no one at the swanky red carper event had the guts to tell her.
?Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose,? said a source who got a little too close to Gwyneth. ?It was pretty pungent, and I don?t think she had a clue. I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her.?
A close friend of Gwyneth insists she isn?t usually a stinker, but admits that sometimes Gwyneth ? like other celebs ? does have problems with excessive sweating when she?s under the glare of strong lighting.
And making matters worse, health-conscious Gwyneth refuses to use deodorant with aluminum, opting for more natural ? and often less effective ? solutions.
?Gwyneth has heard that aluminum is supposedly carcinogenic, and that putting an aluminum-based deodorant directly on those sensitive armpit glangs can increase the chances of breast cancer.?
But the less toxic alternatives ? like crystal rock deodorant ? tend not to work as well.
?Is she?s trying out new deodorants, she?s bound to fail with some of them? but Gwyneth tells pals she?d rather be smelly than dead.?
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
Goop’s armpits have more drama than Kanye! Wasn?t there a similar complaint about? Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio or something? Yeah. What is it about celebrities and their anti-deodorant thing? Yes, aluminum-based deodorants aren?t the best thing in the world, but YOU ARE NOT EATING THEM. And if the choice is between rubbing something sort-of not-great under your arms and being noticeably stinky at a major event, what would you choose? Seriously?
Anyway, I love the idea that Gwyneth refuses to go to the Met Gala ever again because she had body odor like a peasant. The horror!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's beloved juice cleanses slammed by her BFF Tracy Anderson | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow headed into a party at Mark?s Club in London last night. Do you like her dress? I don?t. There?s too much fug detail all at once, all in one dress. Sheer sleeves AND patterned fabric AND black piping AND a weird gold and leather faux-belt AND a waist ruche AND a skirt slit? It?s too much bad design concentrated in one outfit. Plus, Gwyneth?s styling sucks.
In other Goop news, we?ve discussed this before, but there are new details: Goop?s BFF Tracy Anderson is starting a new food-delivery service for the rich and famous. It?s called ?The Food Program by Tracy Anderson? and it sounds just like The Zone Diet which was popular in the late 1990s in Hollywood ? The Zone people would deliver specialized diet food to your house for an exorbitant cost. Tracy?s ?Food Program? costs $54.95 per day for 14 days ($840 for two weeks worth of diet food), and Tracy credited Gwyneth for coming up with the recipes, saying that Gwyneth was ?instrumental in helping create the program? She?s in the kitchen to make things taste insanely amazing and I?m in the kitchen getting weight off of people.? I would be willing to bet that Gwyneth invested heavily in The Food Program too, considering Gwyneth gave the seed money (and then some) for Tracy?s latest gyms and all of Tracy?s programs and such.
Hilariously (to me), when Tracy was promoting The Food Program, she ended up slamming one of Gwyneth?s favorite things in the world: juice fasts/cleanses!
Tracy Anderson hates juice cleanses as they encourage unsustainable “extreme dieting”. The Hollywood fitness guru is responsible for toning and honing some of the finest figures in the entertainment industry. Tracy is known for being business partners and close friends with actress Gwyneth Paltrow, but has controversially disagreed with the Goop founder’s views on juice diets.
Gwyneth has previously advocated the use of the juice cleanses to help shift weight fast, but health and fitness expert Tracy says they are to be avoided at all cost.
“I 100 per cent hate them. I think it’s a really unfortunate trend, and it’s not a sustainable weight-loss program. Plus, once you puree anything, you lose nutritional value by the second. You’re drinking calories: If you’re going to drink that many calories, you might as well eat anyway. It’s extreme dieting,” Tracy ranted to Allure magazine. “Skinny is not the end all for beauty – a lot more goes into being beautiful than [whether you] have extra weight on you.”
Tracy’s clients have included Jennifer Lopez, Courteney Cox and her biggest fan Gwyneth. The trainer explained her latest project, which is an expansion of her fitness empire, including food as well as exercise programmes.
Tracy chatted about her US food-delivery program, which launched earlier this month.
“Nutrition is something I’ve been in for 15 years. When I started the [Tracy Anderson] Method, part of transforming these women was making sure they lose weight as their muscular structure changes. It takes time to get good at fitness, and nutrition is a huge component to wellness. I don’t like people to live on diets,” she explained.
“There’s so much confusion out there – from protein bars to shakes to diets to counting calories. I became frustrated with what’s being sold as diets to help people lose weight. They’re not sustainable and they’re pumped with chemicals – if you leave it to people to calorie-restrict, they’ll be like, ‘Oh, I’ll have my soy latte because it’s this many calories, and then I’ll have this little Weight Watchers cake.’”
[From The Belfast Telegraph]
Damn! Tracy is really going after Gwyneth?s most favorite thing in the world, her beloved juice cleanses. Of course, I seriously doubt Gwyneth really does ?cleanses? for the actual cleansing. She just uses juice cleanses as a way to explain her eating disorder and to promote unhealthy eating and dieting habits to her followers. Also ? I don?t understand how pureeing food makes it lose nutritional value? I?m not a nutritionist, obviously, but is pureeing food really that terrible?
Here?s your extra-credit assignment. Write a 100-word essay parsing this sentence: “Skinny is not the end all for beauty – a lot more goes into being beautiful than [whether you] have extra weight on you.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Liked the Outfits Though | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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After attending the Met Ball, Gwyneth Paltrow said she probably wouldn’t ever go back because of how hot, crowded and boring it was this time around. She also said she and others were “all a bit old to dress punk.” Gwyneth Paltrow must be really fun at parties.
At least she liked the fashion. She wrote on Goop, “The Met Ball, at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art, is always the year’s most elaborate display of incredible fashion and this year was no different.” So she hated everything about the experience, but the people were cool.
That’s how you hate on something without offending your peers. Golf clap for Gwyneth Paltrow.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Liked the Outfits Though appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow on her makeup-heavy Met Gala look: 'I was literally a transvestite' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Gwyneth Paltrow has the funniest woe-is-Goop interview in USA Today ? you can read the full thing here. After exhausting all of us with tales of her perfect life and after years of doling out helpful Goop advice (?buy $458,003 worth of clothes for Spring!?), after talking about her hairy Goop and after managing to get named ?The Most Beautiful Woman? by People Mag, Gwyneth wants all of us to know that she?s just like us. She has flaws! She isn?t perfect! And she doesn?t know why everyone is putting such unreasonable ?perfect? labels on her. Some of my favorite quotes:
She?s a lightning rod: “I’m a real lightning rod. People project a lot of stuff onto me. It’s nothing to do with me. I don’t read stuff about myself. I feel like it’s none of my business. People perceive that I have too much. I understand that, but I also feel like I’ve suffered so much. It’s not something I talk about. I don’t have a perfect life. I don’t have a perfect anything. I have incredible struggles, and I’m far from perfect. I struggle like every other woman, every other mother. I understand that things look a certain way.”
She didn?t realize that Goop would take off: “I never know where I’m going. I never know what I’m doing. I’m on this weird journey.”
She works so hard! “Right now I’m just so (expletive) tired. After my Iron Man and cookbook press tour and this, I’m done. I think I’ve answered every conceivable question. Your brain freezes.”
Her Met Gala look: “Are you crazy? I’m like RuPaul! I have so much makeup on. Foundation! Last night, I was literally a transvestite.?
Her city-guide Goop Apps: “I really pound the pavement. But I love it. It’s so much fun. It’s about curation and connection. I did the app for myself because it’s so helpful and it’s so practical. The website I do for other people,” Paltrow says, adding that she loves “the idea that you could share something that could positively impact someone’s life.”
She works so much: “I wake up with the kids. Breakfast. School run. I have an hour to work. I work out, and then I do Goop until it’s time to pick up the kids. It’s kind of my real main job. I can only do one movie a year. It’s too hard on the family. It’s great to have a few jobs! I work hard to keep it good.”
Being named ?Most Beautiful?: Her husband, she says, “was really proud. It was very sweet. I got so many e-mails about that. I loved it, because I feel like I’m a mother and I’m a woman. I was very, very honored. It’s a huge title, even though it’s not true. I always see what’s wrong with me. I’ve got crow’s feet, and one boob is sagging more than the other.”
[From USA Today]
?People perceive that I have too much. I understand that, but I also feel like I’ve suffered so much.? I don?t really understand her thought process here. She does have ?too much?. She worked for it (of sorts) and if she was just living her elite life with her five homes and $500,00 worth of clothes for each season, I think we would just accept it and roll our eyes, which is what we do when we hear of conspicuous consumption from other celebrities. It?s like she doesn?t understand that by making ?recommendations? and encouraging people to ?live like Goop? that she?s engaging us to accept her as the ideal we should have ? and that?s what many people have a problem with. As for her ?suffering? comment? I don?t understand? In Goop?s mind, she deserves to have all of this wonderful because she?s ?suffered??
Oh, and I think she meant that she had so much makeup on, she looked like a ?sort of like a drag queen? not “literally like a transvestite?. But now I?m just being nitpicky, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in pink Valentino at the Met Gala: boring & disappointing? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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It?s not that I think Gwyneth Paltrow?s Pink Valentino gown is the worst. It?s far from the worst. It?s just that? I expect more from her, I think. This gown seems like she was phoning it in at last night?s Met Gala. I don?t understand how a self-respecting (self-adoring, actually) Fashion Girl wears this to a punk-themed Met Gala. You know what it is? Four or five years ago, if Gwyneth had to go to a major fashion event with a punk theme, she would have gone all out and punked-out. But now that she?s a lifestyle maven trying to appeal to middle-America moms, she feels she can?t go that far. So she plays it safe in an ugly Pink Valentino. Goop, you disappoint me.
Also disappointing? Carey Mulligan in this completely blah Balenciaga. It?s a cute dress, it looks okay on her, and it would have been perfectly suitable for one of the premieres or screenings of The Great Gatsby, but it looks out of place for the Met Gala. She looks miserable too. What?s up with her lately? She always looks like she?s about to cry.
And what the hell is Anna Wintour wearing? This is Chanel. And it?s not punk at all.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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