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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in pristine white for 'Thanks for Sharing' premiere: lovely or boring' | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last night was the LA premiere of Thanks For Sharing, the sex addiction rom-com starring Mark Ruffalo. Only Ruffalo didn?t even come to the LA premiere. What?s up, Ruffalo? Didn?t want to be man-handled by Gwyneth Paltrow? As you can see, Goop was there in all of her pristine elitism. I don?t have the designer ID on the dress ? it reminds me of her Tom Ford Oscar dress a few years ago, so maybe it?s Tom Ford. It?s okay. I feel like we?ve seen Goop wear pristine white dresses so many times, so it?s kind of boringly pretty. And Goop?s idea of mixing it up is to do a red lip. Everything else is the same boring old style, down to the flat-ironed 90s hair. Hey, at least she isn’t wearing a minidress or showing her Goop Beav. If anyone finds the designer ID, give me a heads up!
Goop was on Chelsea Lately last night. The interview clip that I just watched was so boring. Chelsea and Goop look so much alike (for real) and they sound alike too. Chelsea ?joked? that Goop is a sex addict and Goop joked, ?Well, basically I was a really normal person, and then I started hanging out with you all the time.” Goop also claimed that for her 41st birthday, her plans were ?Chick-Fil-A and that’s it.? *clutches pearls*
I?m also including some other photos from the premiere ? Pink and her husband Cary Hart (she?s in the movie), Rebecca Romijn (who is not in the movie) and Patrick Fugit, the kid from Almost Famous, who is all grown up and rather hot these days.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & Stella McCartney want to sell you a frumpy $1240 onesie | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Continuing Gwyneth Paltrow?s life mission to tell other rich white women what they should buy, what they should never eat, how to hold in their perfect farts and how they should all be more like her, this week?s Goop-letter is a doozy. You know how Gwyneth is really close to Stella McCartney, right? It?s not for any real affection for Stella?s designs, although Gwyneth occasionally deigns to wear something Stella made. No, I really think Gwyneth and Stella are cut from the same cloth and they recognize that in each other. Both are second-generation celebrities, born into exclusivity and elitism and a wealth of family connections. Both have severe critics who they barely acknowledge with an eye-roll. Neither woman is as talented as they think they are. And so? for more than a decade, a friendship has been nurtured. And now they are joined as one. Stella has ?designed? a capsule collection for Goop. Gwyneth announced it in this week?s Goop-letter:
Sometimes in life you get a girlfriend who becomes like a sister. Someone who really sees you. Who is as honest with you as they are loving. Who shares a similar world view, who has similar values. Who is a bit of a life raft when you live in a country that you lovingly adopt, but is not your own. Who also happens to be hilarious and a bit naughty and is constantly trying to get the balance of everything right, just like you are. Who is also one of your favorite designers ever, who has a ruthless eye and makes perfect, perfect things. Stella is that girl and so much more. I convinced her to do a collaboration, a very mini capsule collection of some beautiful, covetable things.
Here it is: Stella x goop.
Love, gp
[From Goop]
?Who shares a similar world view, who has similar values.? As I was saying, elite white women born into privilege flock together. You can see the capsule collection here ? the purses are okay, but as I?m writing this, the $770 clutch (IT?S NOT EVEN LEATHA!) and the $1230 shoulder bag are both sold out. Yes, those are the correct prices. There?s also a $1240 onesie with unfortunate bulges (ha), black pants (which you could easily find at The Limited) for $835, and a $1895 black blazer. FOR REAL. This is some racket for Goop.
Here?s the video of the Goop-Stella capsule collection launch ?English Garden Party? thing. Cameron Diaz was there. Rachel Zoe was there (awkward ? because Cameron fired Rachel Zoe last year, I believe). Various models were there. Chris Martin was there. Sarah Jessica Parker was there. Paul McCartney and Blythe Danner were there. No fatties were allowed there. No adult under 5?8? was allowed in. All of the children had to be blonde-ish too. Do you smell that? That?s the smell of trust funds.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Have a Valid License | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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I’m not sure why OMG! Yahoo looks like total ass now but they’re reporting Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t have a license to drive a Vespa or even a car in California.
Paltrow explained that she pulled in front of a school busand endangered her children a few days ago because she was trying to get away from paparazzi and she thought the school bus had stopped.
“Gwyneth was being followed by several very aggressive paparazzi,” he said. “And they kept swerving in front and back of her and made her very nervous driving and resulted in her pulling in front of the bus when she thought the bus had stopped.”
The video doesn’t really show that happening, but sure, Mrs. Celebrity, I believe you. Forget traffic laws because paparazzi are out to get you.
Still, OMG! says Paltrow hasn’t had a valid California license since 2004 and hasn’t ever taken a test to get a Class M1 license to drive a motorcycle/vespa/etc.
According to her reps, Paltrow had been living in London for a decade and “she just moved back to California.” Adding, “She has 30 days to transfer her licenses, which are in the process of happening.” Though OMG! says the DMV requires drivers obtain a license within 10 days of moving to the state.
Anyway, Paltrow is still driving her Vespa but has since mounted cameras on the front and back of it. Hopefully in a week we’ll get a crazy dash cam video on YouTube we always see coming out of Russia. This one will probably be of Gwyneth maniacally running over paparazzi with her Vespa while screaming with delight.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Have a Valid License appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off a School Bus With Her Vespa | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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You know you’re white when you’re riding a Vespa around LA. You know you’re white and the 1% when you’re picking your kids up with your Vespa and cutting off school buses and not giving a shit because fuck them.
That’s exactly what Gwyneth Paltrow did when she went to school to pick up her two gluten free kids with Chris Martin on their dorky Vespas.
When it came time to leave, Paltrow zipped in front of a school bus causing it to slam on the brakes. She didn’t even look back once. And why should see? These god damn peasants and their mass transportation system. Get a Vespa, fucktards.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off a School Bus With Her Vespa appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow freaked out when Chris Martin took their kids to McDonald's | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow ever lets her kids have a French fry? She changes her mind about her diet and her kids? diets all the time, and it?s difficult to get a straight answer out of her either way. Sometimes she says she lets the kids eat Oreos and have one soda a week (or something), other times she?s talking about how she put them on a no-carbohydrates diet. I do have to wonder where Chris Martin is in all of this ? does he ever wish that his wife would stop pushing her food issues on their children? Does he ever let them have one French fry each on the down-low? Well, according to The Enquirer, it might have happened:
While Gwyneth Paltrow went off to do a bookstore gig promoting her ?It?s All Good? cookbook in New York?s chi-chi Hamptons, hubby Chris Martin whisked their kids Apple and Moses to a local McDonalds ? even though health-nut Mommy had told him to feed them a healthy, nutritious meal because they?d be on the run all day.
When the family reunited later, sharp-eyed Gwyneth spotted a McDonald?s wrapper on the floor of the car ? and exploded!
?I thought I asked you to take them for a healthy lunch,? she snapped at Chris, then launched into a yada-yada rant about how she :?can?t understand why he never follows her directions?.
Chris quickly defended himself, saying he?d carefully picked ?healthy choices from the fast food menu ? and the kids instantly chimed in that they love eating out with Daddy because ?he takes us to fun places!? Defeated and outnumbered, Mommy rolled her eyes and groaned: ?I give up!?
[From Mike Walker?s column, The Enquirer, print edition]
Yeah, McDonald?s has salads now. And healthy-ish wraps and stuff like that. Do you think Chris follows Gwyneth?s rules all the time though? Or did Gwyneth find a wrapper for a Big Mac? HOW GAUCHE.
Speaking of gauche, have you read Gwyneth?s insane Goop-letter this week? The theme is ?Back to School? and you can read the epic mess here. It includes ?healthy? recipes, of course, and an essay from a lady who hates summer. But my favorite part is the ?Back to Office ? supplies? part. Gwyneth shills for all of these smaller boutique companies who do fancy, elite, specialty products like? paper clips. And scissors. And a fancy tape dispenser. What kills me is not the price on these items ? although the prices are absolutely insane for anyone other the 0.1% of crazy rich people who think that it?s perfectly reasonable to spend $8 on 88 elite paper clips ? no, what really kills me is that Gwyneth is too f?king lazy to add hyperlinks to the actual products she?s shilling. The hyperlinks included in the Goop-letter are just to the main pages of the online stores, you have to actually exert time and effort hunting for what Gwyneth has ?recommended?.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & Stella McCartney Tease Collaboration | | Added 10 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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They?re both beloved fashion icons in their own right, and now Stella McCartney and Gwyneth Paltrow are joining forces for a mystery project.
The ?Shakespeare in Love? starlet and the British designer will launch the collaboration in September, though the details surrounding the team-up are scarce.
At this point, Gwyn?s Goop blog seems to be the center of the action, though with the wide range of subject matter it covers, there?s no telling whether the venture will concern clothing, healthy living, or something entirely unrelated.
Paltrow has worked with Rag & Bone, Chinti & Parker, and Beyond Yoga in the past, so here?s to hoping for some fabulous new duds!
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & her family eat bags of éclairs all the time, Simon Pegg claims | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are just a couple of new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at a book signing in NYC yesterday. Fame/Flynet says that Goop ?brought along hubby Chris Martin, who stood and glared the whole time she talked.? YIKES. Damn, Chris. If you don?t want to come out to support your wife, don?t do it. But don?t come out begrudgingly and then act like a douche the whole time!
Incidentally, did you know that Simon Pegg is godfather to Goop and Chris?s daughter Apple Martin? Not only that, but Chris is godfather to Simon?s daughter too. Simon talked about his relationship with Gwyneth and Chris:
The British actor Simon Pegg is godfather to Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s 9-year-old daughter Apple. In turn, Martin is godfather to Pegg’s 4-year-old daughter Matilda.
It’s been a joy, Pegg tells PEOPLE, but sometimes difficult to reciprocate certain gestures.
“[Chris] sang a song for [Matilda] in Berlin when she was born,” Pegg said, with still-apparent awe, last week at the Los Angeles premiere of his latest film, The World’s End. “He dedicated one of the songs, and I was really chuffed about it.”
And what does Pegg, 43, do for the Paltrow-Martin household?
“Muffins,” he deadpanned. “Any kind of gift basket, maybe some toiletries …”
In fact, food does work, he added. “They eat anything, believe me,” Pegg says with a chuckle. “I go around there with a bag of clairs every time I see them. They scoff ‘em down, and I don’t even get any.”
While being a godfather has been amazing, Pegg adds that fatherhood to Matilda has been the most transformative experience in his life.
“She’s amazing,” he says. “She’s the center of my life, and I value spending time with her more than anything. She’s the best.”
[From People]
The bit about the eclairs is interesting. You would think that Gwyneth would practically need an exorcism after some guest brought a sugary baked good into her home, but I guess not. Anyway, I didn?t know she and Chris were tight with Simon Pegg at all. That seems rather downmarket for Goop, right?
Also, the second trailer for Gwyneth?s new film was just released. This Thanks For Sharing, with Mark Ruffalo, Pink, Josh Gad and Tim Robbins. This trailer has less Goop than the first trailer and more Ruffalo and more Gad. Which is a good thing.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow only eats steamed veggies while her family gorges on pizza | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow has taken a break from her Goop-letter for weeks and I?m only realizing it now? I?m not surprised ? from what I remember, Gwyneth always takes a ?Goop holiday? for the month of August, if not longer. Because writing one blog post a week is super-exhausting, you guys. For real. After I write one post (and Goop and I are the same, we cut-and-paste a lot of stuff), I need to soak in a tub full of diamonds and champagne too.
Anyway, her last Goop-letter was all about Honesty and The Truth and Living An Honest Life. And it got me thinking about whether or not Gwyneth is an honest person. Part of the controversy around Gwyneth?s last cookbook (and the promotional tour for her cookbook) was that she was advocating for a complete elimination diet (only she didn?t call it that). She told stories of taking eggs, dairy, pasta, bread and rice out of her children?s diet and out of her own and everyone was like ?OMG, are you insane?? And then Goop came back and was like ?That?s not what I meant? even though it was exactly what she meant and exactly what she was shilling in her cookbook. So much for honesty.
Since that kerfuffle, Goop has been talking up the idea that OF COURSE she eats meat and pasta and she drinks and smokes and all of that, and she has no idea where anyone got the idea of any kind of elimination diet. So does she really practice what she preaches? Or are we not even clear on what exactly she?s preaching these days?
Gwyneth Paltrow gives new meaning to the phrase “veg out.” The actress, 40, has worked hard to get the body she has now, and she’s determined to keep it — even if that means eating just steamed veggies while everyone around her chows down on pasta and pizza.
That was the scene at New York eatery Serafina East Hampton on Aug. 20, when Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, took kids Apple, 8, and Moses, 6, to dinner with a couple of friends. A source tells Us Weekly that the group ordered a carb-filled feast, but that the Oscar winner didn’t indulge in any of it.
“Gwyneth didn’t touch the carbs,” the source notes. “She only ate the steamed vegetables. So everyone else had a pizza and pasta feast while she ate her vegetables and drank sparkling water.”
Her family, meanwhile, had no qualms about loading up. After digging into plates of spaghetti and pizza margherita, they sampled several of the restaurant’s desserts, including chocolate souffle, apple pie, and ice cream.
“They seemed really happy, lots of smiles,” the source tells Us of the group.
Paltrow has said in the past that her attitude toward food changed after her dad, Bruce Paltrow, got sick several years ago. “I began to consider the effects of food when my father was diagnosed with throat cancer in 1998,” she told Beach magazine earlier this year. “I started to research anti-cancer diets in hopes that he would try to hit it from all angles.”
When Bruce died in October 2002 at age 58 due to complications of the cancer and pneumonia, Paltrow decided to eliminate dairy and gluten from her own diet.
“It’s about being mindful about what you are putting in,” she explained. “Good whole foods are the way we have eaten for generations. It’s amazing how good you feel when you just cut out the processed stuff.”
That said, the Goop founder does have her guilty pleasures. “I love Starbucks — I’ll have a cappuccino,” she confessed to British Cosmopolitan in July. “My guilty snack in the U.K. is cheese, and in America, things on buns: a lobster roll and French fries, or a turkey burger with cheese.”
[From Us Weekly]
Whenever I think about subsisting on only steamed veggies for the rest of my life, I think about how it?s not always about the quantity of years one lives, but the quality. This story represents a certain kind of hell for me ? the idea that I would have to sit around and sip water and nibble on steamed cauliflower while everyone around me ate pasta and pizza and ice cream and chocolate. Should we applaud Gwyneth?s strength of will? Or should we pity her? Because you know what? I would rather have a few extra pounds and eat the dessert rather than do what it takes to look like Gwyneth. And I think most people feel that way. Wait, did I say ?people?? I meant ?peasants?. Most peasants feel that way.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Stella McCartner?s Instagram.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Boss Jour commercials: hilarious, annoying or beautiful' | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Hugo Boss released three commercials/videos starring Gwyneth Paltrow. And they are full-on GOOP. So much so that I kind of wonder if Gwyneth had a hand in ?writing? these commercials because she?s yammering on and on about what she loves (herself, exercise, herself, yoga) whilst swinging around her sad flat-ironed hair. This is what it would look like if Gwyneth?s Goop-letters were actually Vlogs. And do you know how Gwyneth has a really annoying, nasal voice? Yeah. Gwyneth was made the ?face? of Boss Jour last year, and we already saw this year?s print ads (which are Photoshopped to the max). As for these videos? ugh. GOOP there it is.
In this one, Goop says ?I really love food? but she adds the caveat that because she loves food, she feels the need to exercise constantly. Because she?s not a fat peasant. *sniff* Y?all don?t even understand what it?s like to be so elite and vitamin deficient.
In this one, Goop pontificates about the wonders of perfume while sitting Indian style in a pristine white suit on a pristine white couch. The flat-ironing is heavy in this one.
I guess this one is the commercial that will actually air on television. My favorite parts? Oh, God, there are so many. I love the idea that Gwyneth has an open-air closet full of only white clothes. I love that she just had to change up her outfit ? taking off a jacket and putting on a dated-looking white vest. But the best part is her faux-orgasmic look when she sprays the perfume. This commercial is GOLD! Oh, and they made her put down the flat-iron for this one.
GOOP PERFECTION.
Photos courtesy of Hugo Boss.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's literary critics back-track about that Hamptons fundraiser | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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This is an Instagram photo Stella McCartney posted yesterday. Gwyneth Paltrow doing some kind of ?No leaks!? tampon-commercial jump-pose. I guess the bikini is designed by Stella? I?m surprised it fits. Because nothing Stella designs ever fits. As I was glancing through Stella?s Instagram, I was reminded that Gwyneth had also attempted social media too ? she has a Twitter page. She hasn?t tweeted since April 12th. What?s up, Goop?
As you can imagine, people are still talking about Gwyneth?s appearance at the East Hampton Library fundraiser, where ?authors? signed copies of their books, etc. We covered the shade being thrown at Goop earlier this week ? Jay McInerney tweeted something and Cristina Oxenberg wrote a blog post slamming Goop. So what really happened?
Dennis Fabiszak, a spokesman for the library, said it was no big deal.
?There was not a disturbance at the event. Gwyneth helped raise a lot of money for the East Hampton Library. She signed a lot of books for guests at the event. We are very thankful to Gwyneth and all the other great authors and look forward to having them back next year,? he said in an email.
McInerney told Speakeasy today that his tweet was a reflection of reports from Oxenberg and others at the party, though he noticed ?a hubbub? that he figured was surrounding Paltrow.
?I was reacting more in sympathy to Christina than to any personal injury,? he said. ?I was seated about 10 places away from Christina so I was mostly engaged with the people who had actually come to see me.?
Fabiszak also said Oxenberg?s blog post ?was meant as a funny yet slightly snarky post that got blown out of proportion. The author has written a clarification piece.?
[From the Wall Street Journal]
Catherine did write a ?clarification piece? but it reads like one of my mock-posts on Lady Gaga?s high art or my coverage of Gwyneth?s ?wardrobe suggestions for peasants.? Here?s Oxenberg?s piece:
Allow me to clarify, the divinity Ms. Paltrow was perfection itself. Gorgeous, and sweet and thoroughly professional. She was mobbed by adoring, worshipful fans and at all times she remained poised and gracious. Her bodyguards were only doing their job. And in fact she did need them.
While my writing style is cheeky and irreverent, my goal is simply to spin entertainment.
I’m delighted so many readers found my account amusing, I thoroughly enjoyed myself that day. And frankly I was grateful for the material as I knew it would make writing my Sunday blog all the easier. It wrote itself. It’s just that I then forced the episode through the meat-grinder that is my sense of humor, merely to jazz things up. Certainly not with the intention of hurting anybody’s feelings, or ridiculing anyone, that is not my style. Honestly, I have no beef with Gwyneth!
That’s entertainment, folks!
[From Oxenberg?s Facebook]
Lainey thinks that Gwyneth is so powerful, she had the criticism shut down. I?m not so sure. I think both Oxenberg and McInerney realized too late that when they were talking about Gwyneth, they would be reaching a wider audience than they expected. What was meant as ?just among friendly elites? bitch-fest turned into a wider audience who now thinks that all parties are rather immature.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, WENN.
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