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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop 'sex toy guide' is exactly what you would expect | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Gwyneth Paltrow has been talking about sex a lot lately. Maybe it?s part of her new branding scheme: The Sexual, Sensual Goop In Her 40s. Maybe it?s a late reaction to her divorce. Maybe Brad Falchuk is giving it to her properly. Or maybe it?s a combination of all of the above. In any case, Gwyneth is not content to merely say (odd) words about sex in interviews. This week?s Goop-letter is the first-ever ?Sex Issue.? Sex, Goop Style. The Low-Down on Goop?s Downtown. Becky with the Bad Straw Hair has sex. And she wants you to know about it.
You can see the whole Goop site here. The Sex Issue features an article about an ?erotic theater? in LA, because rich people can?t just watch p0rn in the comfort of their own homes anymore. There?s an article about ?hormone free? technology to improving your sex life. There?s a Goopy article about whether or not your lube is toxic, and whether you should make your own lube at home. There?s an informative and interesting piece about sexual trauma and psychological scarring, and how that affects one?s sex life.
But the piece that is getting the most attention is the Goop Sex Toy Guide. Because it wouldn?t be Goop if Gwyneth wasn?t recommending that you spend thousands of dollars on seasonal, artisanal vibrators. I?ll give Goop some credit ? there are some affordable recommendations on her list, like a $69 feather toy, Ben Wa balls that only cost $25 and $10 ?cleaning spray,? because nothing says romance like Windexing your beav. But because she?s Gwyneth, she has to remind you that only 24-carat gold touches her ?gina: she is literally recommending a $15,000 24-carat gold dildo. There?s also a $535 whip, a $400 nipple-clamp necklace, and a $156 G-spot App. Yes, there?s an app for that. If you?re a peasant and can?t afford a gold dildo.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she got a 'massive software upgrade' at 40 | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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First of all, the Red Mag styling team and Photoshop team deserves a slow clap for their editorial of Gwyneth Paltrow. This is the best Gwyneth has looked on a magazine cover in a while. It helps that they fluffed up her hair. It also helped that they Photoshopped the crap out of her skin to the point where she looks like a dewy 20-year-old Princess Diana. Anyway, Gwyneth is promoting her latest cookbook, but you wouldn?t exactly know that from her Red interview. She spends most of the interview talking about Chris Martin and how he?s like a brother to her, which is something she?s said before and I always find it creepy. Chris is the father of her children, her ex-husband, her best friend? all of that is fine. But don?t say he?s like a brother! Here are some highlights from the interview:
On Chris Martin: “I think that I’m very lucky in that I have such a willing partner in agreeing with, and teaching me, as much as I taught him. And bringing to me, as much as I brought to him, ideas about how to do it in a really gentle way, so it would be really gentle for Chris and myself. We loved each other very much, and we still do love each other, and we have these two beautiful children together. I thought, ‘I wonder if there’s a way where we don’t have to do that to our kids and we can just carry on having family dinners.’”
Goop plays with the timeline of her split: “We had broken up a year before we announced it, so we would have this time to work through everything. It’s also almost about having to press the ‘override’ button whenever you feel angry or jealous or whatever, broken-hearted. You have to press the button: I’m going back to the baseline of ‘I love this person, he’s the father of my children, he’s a wonderful man. I’m just going to put my s–t aside for right now.’ It really has not been easy for me at times; I’m sure it’s not been easy for him.”
Putting the kids first: “When we said we’re going to put the children first, we meant [it]. If you want to put your children first then why are you slagging your husband off in front of them? So we really tried, [and] that meant, ‘I’m gonna check my s–t at the door, and I’m going to focus on all the reasons that I love you, that you’re like my brother and my family forever and we’ll deal with that stuff another time.’ It’s not always easy, but it’s just the way we wanted to try to do it. I have to say it wasn’t the outcome we were hoping for, but it was our outcome and we’ve really done the best that we can.”
What it?s like to be 43 years old: “At 40, my life changed so much. I think every woman around that time gets this massive software upgrade. You’re just different. You’re upgraded. For me, there were just a bunch of changes I had to make to really be true to myself and really live my happiness. And you have to be brave and make the choice to do that, to truly accept yourself and love yourself and really forgive yourself for your missteps. So, it’s been a long interesting road to get to the place where I feel really content and that I really know myself and like myself. I wish they could teach girls to do this when they are 16 instead of 40, but that’s part of life.”
[From E! News]
While I roll my eyes at a lot of what the Lifestyle Blondes have to say about health, beauty and aging, I do appreciate the fact that they are increasing the positivity around the 40-year marker. Even now, there are so many people in Hollywood and beyond who believe that a woman is completely useless/unmarketable/not-sexy after the age of 40. While I can?t speak to the ?massive software upgrade? one gets at 40 (40 is still several years away for me), I can tell you that I don?t feel upgraded. Yet. Maybe it will come.
As for Gwyneth playing with the timeline of her split? eh, it?s convenient to say that now. It?s a way to explain her affair with Brad Falchuk and it?s a way to explain Chris?s wandering eye and rumored affairs.
Photos courtesy of Red.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow on her craziest beauty treatment: 'I?ve been stung by bees' | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I keep on having Arrest Development moment with this story. ?Beads.? ?BEES?? Gwyneth Paltrow has been talking so much recently because she?s shilling her latest cookbook, It?s All Easy. So Gwyneth gave yet another interview to the New York Times ? by my memory, this is her third in a month ? and this one is surprisingly not about food or books, but about the crazy sh-t Gwyneth does in the name of beauty. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights, including BEADS and BEES.
She loves oils: ?In general, I love serums and face oils and body oils. I?m a real oil kind of girl. There?s a myth that oil is not good for your skin. I don?t believe in that at all. So lately I?ve been using my Instant Facial ? it has some gentle fruit acids in it, and you feel it go active because there?s a little tingle ? and seeing great results. There are also some beads in it (obviously not the plastic microbeads), and it leaves me glow-y. I think you?re supposed to use it only three times a week, but I?ve been using it more. Then I?ll use the day or night cream, or our oil, and the eye cream.
Makeup & Apple?s interests: ?I often go out with just mascara and a little cheek. I don?t use bronzer. You need technique to use bronzer, highlighter and BB cream, all these things my daughter tells me about. She watches YouTube. She?s very vocal about what she likes and doesn?t like. I sort of let her do her own thing at home. She loves experimenting. I obviously don?t let her out of the house with a full face. But I think she?s going to be way more into beauty than I am.?
She doesn?t do perfume any
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow takes 11-year-old Apple in for $200 Sonya Dakar facials | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow: Happiness comes from exercise, dieting, water & sex | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Gwyneth Paltrow is still promoting the Goop collaboration with Juice Beauty, the organic and non-toxic beauty line. So Gwyneth gave an interview to this week?s issue of People Magazine. Unfortunately, the quotes are not as eye-rolly as her recent Glamour Magazine interview, where Goop came across as stuck so far into her bubble of privilege that she could not understand that she wasn?t and isn?t a self-made woman. This People interview is all about how Goop feels ?beautiful? and what she does to feel beautiful.
Gwyneth Paltrow is feeling beautiful and it’s no accident. The 43-year-old star tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue that she relies on balance in her life to keep her feeling her best.
“I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic,” she says. “But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”
The GOOP guru is taking her love for all things green to the next level with her very own skin care line in collaboration with Juice Beauty. Launching March 1, the non-toxic collection comes on the heels of a her recent makeup collaboration with the brand. The entrepreneur and mom of two says that she created the line because she feels that “women deserve to have a really effective, beautifully made product that’s non toxic and organic.”
With a lengthy career, family and GOOP under her belt, Paltrow says aging doesn’t faze her one bit.
“I earned these gray hairs,” Paltrow declares. “I really am not afraid of getting older.”
[From People]
Just once, I would love to hear Gwyneth say ?You know what? I believe in ?You Do You.?? But that whole idea would cut into her cottage industry of sanctimonious advice. She came close to just saying ?women should be authentic,? but she remembered that her role on earth is to remind every woman that they can?t just be authentic, they also have to exercise, diet, drink lots of water, have sex, get a lot of sleep and be the Queen Bee of a group of Botoxed blonde women. Classic Goop. Achieving happiness is never as easy as saying ?just be yourself.?
Am I the only one who rolls her eyes every time Gwyneth talks about how hard she works? ?I earned these gray hairs.? Did you though?
Fun fact: Both Brad Falchuk and Gwyneth are still married to other people.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Glamour March 2016: Relationships Are My Biggest Success | | Added 9 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Flashing a flirty smile, Gwyneth Paltrow is featured on the front of the March 2016 issue of Glamour magazine.
In her interview, the ?Sliding Doors? dame chats about the naming process for her Juice lipstick colors- ?The line is made in California, so I was thinking of my California posse: Cameron, Blythe, Apple, Drew, Reese, Kate, Chelsea?. If you were to ask me what my biggest success is, it?s that I?ve been able to maintain and nourish my relationships. As you get older, you choose friends based on not only what feels resonant and warm but if they?re bringing something to your life. My women friends are incredibly intelligent. There?s no posturing, no competition. Especially in Los Angeles, I see pockets of friends who are very competitive, and I think, ?What is the point? I would rather be alone in bed with a book than have a girlfriend who is like that.??
Ms. Paltrow also confesses that naysayers sometimes get under her skin- ?Sometimes I?ll get annoyed if someone?s like, ?Goop is so expensive.? I?m like, ?Have you looked at the website? Have you seen the range of price points? ?Cause we sell things that are $8.? I?m like, ?If you want to f--k with me, bring your A-game. At least have all your information.? Once in a while, if I?m exhausted and overwhelmed, I?ll be like, ?Ugh, that bugs me,? or, ?That hurt my feelings.? But very rarely. I don?t lose sleep over it. It?s my business to live my life and learn my lessons. I don?t care what anybody else thinks?. Maybe when I was 25 that would have been different. But I?m 43 years old, and I know who I am, and I own my mistakes. They?re my business. And when somebody who doesn?t know me has an opinion, it?s none of my business.?
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow believes consciously uncoupling 'broke the f?king internet' | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow started Gooping years ago, she?s done an annual Christmas/holiday gift guide around this time. The Goop Gift Guide has become a thing of legend at this point, because Gwyneth?s smug obliviousness always includes ridiculously overpriced gifts. For what it?s worth, I?m always more offended by Goop?s Seasonal Fashion guides, which is where she recommends literally thousands of dollars? worth of trendy crap that people will only wear for a month or two. Anyway, last year?s Goop Gift Guide would have set people back $109,384. This year?s price tag for the whole list is much, much more ? you can see the gift guide here at Goop. Some highlighted items that you?ll want to give your mother, brother-in-law and your boss:
$90,000 for the ?Edge of Space Exploration? vacation package, which includes a trip to the Miraval Resort in Tucson.
$125,000 for 18-carat gold dumbbells from M’oda Operandi
$1,621.27 for The Darwin Sect?s illuminated jellyfish tank.
$2,300 for Just One Eye gilded playing cards
$956 for Joseph?s Toiletries toilet paper.
$244 for the Cedes Milano toothpaste squeezer.
$42 for the Canoe condom dispenser.
$40,000 for the Beolab 90 sound machine.
$46,000 for the Hermes mah-jong set.
I?ll give Gwyneth some credit, actually. This is the most organized Goop Gift Guide she?s ever done, and as I glanced through the list, I actually didn?t think that most of the stuff was balls-out ridiculous. I mean, is it still crazy-overpriced? Sure. Does she still look really out of touch? Yes. But if you look at it as escapism, it?s fun to browse through the lists.
Meanwhile, Gwyneth took part in a Fast Company Q&A/forum this week where Gwyneth previewed the gift guide. As it turns out, she was gleeful about the idea of pissing people off with her smug recommendations. As it turns out, Gwyneth is actively trolling us with her recommendations for $125,000 gold dumbbells and vadge steamings. Goop said:
She?s trolling us: ?I think, in a media company, it’s good when people are talking about your content. Especially if you stand by your content: It’s not like we’re a gossip site, we’re not saying mean things?we have no negativity in the website at all. If we try a restaurant and we don’t like it, we just don’t add it. That’s part of our values?we believe in positivity and promoting, we don’t say anything bad? to get attention for our content is never a bad thing?. Sometimes we just like to have fun, and make fun of ourselves and put on [Goop.com] some ridiculous thing just to make ourselves laugh.”
The ?Conscious Uncoupling? thing: “[It] broke the f–king Internet? At the time, I was like ‘Oh, my gosh.’ It was such a hard time personally, and then you have this added layer of all this criticism. You look back, you think, well, this is actually kind of a good thing to talk about, introducing [the idea that] you could break up in a way where you remain a family, even if you’re not in a couple. What would be that knock-on effect, on your children, on your community?”
[From Fast Company]
?Conscious Uncoupling? did not ?break the f?king internet.? You know what it did do? It broke her website. I remember that evening when she posted the message, Goop.com kept crashing. She broke her own website and then, because the world resolves around Gwyneth, she assumed that everyone was obsessed with her. As opposed to her site being poorly operated.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in a cut-out Cushnie Et Ochs dress: smug or cute? | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos of a fit-looking Gwyneth Paltrow on the red carpet for the Environmental Media Awards. The dress is by Cushnie Et Ochs. It?s cute, but it seems designed to show off Gwyneth?s abs and the fact that she?s not wearing a bra (even Goop worried that her boobs were falling out of it). More on the bra stuff in a moment. I do like that Gwyneth didn?t do a center part with her hair but I don?t really care for how pale-orange she appears. Goop?s date was her mom, Blythe Danner.
Gwyneth deigned to walk the carpet and appear at this event because they gave her an award for being an environmental person in the media. The specific reason for the award was Gwyneth?s work on behalf of GMO labeling ? she gave testimony before Congress about it and she used Goop.com to push for more GMO labeling.
While a lot of people believe in GMO labeling and there are a lot of activists on that front, I kind of think Gwyneth lacks some critical legitimacy on most health/diet/exercise/wellness issues. It?s not just the bra thing ? where Goop published a story about how bras MIGHT cause cancer, a theory that was widely debunked many years ago ? it?s that Gwyneth?s Goop.com has become a one-stop shop for whatever half-baked nonsense Gwyneth believes in this month. That?s what we?ve learned about Gwyneth from Goop: she pays fake doctors, gurus, frauds and bullsh-t ?healers? to tell her what she wants to hear. What I?m saying is that this award probably should have gone to someone else.
PS? I will give her this: her skin is looking a lot better these days.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow had to stop using SAT-words because she seemed 'unlikeable' | | Added 9 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon on Friday. Given the event, is it weird and un-feminist that my first thought was ?what?s going on with Goop?s face?? Is this Botox? She seems suspiciously? smooth. Gwyneth?s white dress was from Brandon Maxwell’s Spring 2016 collection. I like it, surprisingly. It genuinely looks good on her. Gwyneth apparently came to this event with ?official? boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, but they didn?t walk the carpet together.
On the carpet, Gwyneth chatted with People Magazine about her daughter, Apple, who is now 11 years old. Apparently, Apple is a big Taylor Swift fan, which Goop approves of. Gwyneth told People: ?She loves Taylor Swift, and for me, that?s such a great sign. Taylor is a girl who?s incredibly talented. She writes her own music. She?s not naked on the red carpet. She?s an incredibly astute businesswoman, so with role models like that, [Apple] can?t go wrong.? Gwyneth also believes that Apple?s generation will change the world: ?I really think that that generation is going to do something very special. Those girls, they are so in their power. They are absolutely shameless in terms of their femininity, and I think we?re on the verge of something really exciting.? I don?t get how someone can be ?shameless? about their femininity?
Then, during her speech at the luncheon/forum, Gwyneth said more words about sexism and Hollywood. Some highlights:
?Ambition? used to be a bad word: ?When I was a young women in Hollywood, if you were a woman focused on building your career, you were labeled ambitious, and that was a bad word. So, I was decidedly not, and developed a ?Oh, how could this happen to me?? approach.?
She was always too smart for Hollywood: ?I was told to temper my use of SAT words in interviews because it made me ‘unlikeable’.?
The change in Hollywood: She said we?re ?on the verge of creating a new archetype,? where it?s possible for a woman to be ?naturing, maternal, sexual?Power of women rings a bit differently. Fear of how we are perceived seems to be waning and things are being brought to the life. We are empowering each other. We are banding together to support each other. Yes, we suffer some slings and arrows along the way, not me obviously. I feel those slings and arrows fortify us.?
[From Vanity Fair & Variety]
While I think Gwyneth is probably smarter or at least of average intelligence compared to her contemporaries in Hollywood, she?s never struck me some brilliant woman purposefully hiding away her intelligence lest she intimidate too many people. The sheer fact that she honestly believed ?ambition? was a dirty word for women in Hollywood proves that her SAT-prep work was an uphill battle.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Snaps Beach Selfie with Apple Martin | | Added 9 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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There?s nothing quite as important as mother-daughter bonding time, and Gwyneth Paltrow made sure to carve out an afternoon to spend with her daughter Apple Martin this week.
The ?Shakespeare in Love? lady posted a snapshot to Instagram with her 11-year-old progeny from her marriage to Chris Martin of Coldplay.
In the photograph, Apple gives her marvelous mama a sweet smooch on the cheek. Gwyn captioned the shot, ?Beach day with my little beauty.?
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