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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Named PEOPLE's Most Beautiful | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Star Magazine named Gwyneth Paltrow their Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood last week. Star didn’t release their judging criteria so we’re all left to speculate what exactly made her worse than Lindsay Lohan. The $100 dishes she recommends? The $2,000 outfits she suggests to non-celebrities? The celebrity bubble she lives in? No one really knows.
On the flip side, PEOPLE just named Gwyneth Paltrow 2013?s Most Beautiful Woman. “She may be hated, but damn, is she pretty,” is what we’re saying I guess. Naturally, Paltrow tries to downplay her looks saying at home, she’s just like us. Except, richer and better and nothing like us.
“Around the house, I’m in jeans and a T-shirt. I don’t really wear makeup. That’s what they’re used to,” she says. As for her husband, Chris Martin, “He’ll make a joke about it. If I’ve gotten fully dressed up, he’ll be like, ‘Oh, wow! You’re Gwyneth Paltrow!’ Because he’s used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair.”
That’s the good and bad of marrying a celebrity. You’re so used to seeing them dressed up that when you see them in bed the next morning, you can’t help but let out an “uggggh.” I suggest keeping some makeup on the nightstand and putting it on her before she wakes up. Much like I do with my mannequins while they sleep.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Named PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow fondled a comedian's nads during her 'Graham Norton' interview | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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This is just a post for a hodge-podge of Gwyneth Paltrow stuff. First up, Gwyneth has introduced yet another item on her Goop site. Gwyneth has been adding special Goop items left right and center these days, but this particular item was not for the wealthy peasant wanting a $500 sweater. This particular item was a reasonably priced $45 bikini by Melissa Odabash. Except that the bikini is for little girls, and now there are complaints. Here?s one of the images used:
You can see the item on Goop here. I mean? it?s not surprising to me that some people are making bikinis for children, and it?s not surprising to me that some mothers are buying their little girls bikinis. There?s nothing technically wrong with the bikini being offered ? it?s ruffled and cute and it seems to offer enough appropriate coverage. But it?s still sort of creepy to me, and I can see why Goop?s critics are throwing a hissy about it.
Gwyneth was also on Graham Norton?s show over the weekend ? I think she looks really good here! Side-part! Her voice is so nasal and annoying, of course, but she seemed subdued and decent. Mo Farah is adorable too! The other guy is Lee Mack, a British comedian. In the first video, skip ahead to the 14 minute mark and you?ll see Gwyneth grab Lee Mack?s nads. It?s pretty awesome.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Fondled Some Balls | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Gwyneth Paltrow was a guest on theGraham Norton show where Lee Mack was also a guest. Mack started talking about how his doctor told him he had to stop running because his legs were uneven. He asked Gwyneth to feel his knees to show her he wasn’t lying. Then he told Gwyneth Paltrow his balls were uneven too. Obviously Gwyneth also had to grab those to see for herself. Clip starts at 14:15.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Fondled Some Balls appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow loves British accents except for the way they say 'pasta' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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At this point, I?m not even sure what Gwyneth Paltrow is promoting. Iron Man 3? It?s All Good? Goop? Dunno. But one thing?s for sure: Gwyneth is going to keep talking until we are all nauseated. So, Gwyneth has a new interview in The Guardian. The Guardian is a great newspaper, but they do look down their intellectual noses at Dame Gwyneth and her Goopiness, just as they look down on all celebrities. Their celebrity profiles are usually full of bitchy little asides, but for this Goop piece, they just let Gwyneth?s words do all the work. The whole thing is written in the first person, like Gwyneth gooped out a spectacularly narcissistic essay about herself. You can read the whole thing here, and here are some highlights:
Goop on her father?s peasant roots: ?My father was working class and going out to eat was a big deal to him, always. He relished every bite and wanted me to weigh in with opinions. I remember his delight when, aged six, I ate my first oysters and I wish he was alive to feed my kids their first oysters. Because food is so associated with him, since he died I’ve had melancholic associations. It’s very hard for me to make buttermilk pancakes – they’re so specific to him and I get choked up every time. I get really sad he’s not with me when I discover a new restaurant or return somewhere he loved, like Chez L’Ami Louis in Paris.?
I think Goop hates her mother: ?Cooking was something my mother felt she had to do rather than loved. She especially hated making breakfast. Yet her eggy pudding, toast, breakfast thing was delicious. It was egg and bread as a sort of souffl. To be honest, I don’t know what it was.?
Goop loves blood sausage: ?I was an exchange student in Spain at 15, staying for a year with a family. My Spanish mother was a delightful cook. She owned a brick factory, a gas station and a store and she’d go run the businesses and come home at lunch and make paella for everyone, then head back to work. I got obsessed with her morcilla, which I found out was pig’s blood sausage but not until way too late.?
Goop on Leonardo DiCaprio: ?I hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio when I moved to New York. He was vegetarian and he’d talk about how dirty meat is and how bad factory farming is. I haven’t eaten red meat in 20 years and although Leo’s not totally responsible he definitely planted a seed. When I turned seriously macrobiotic, it coincided with my father having been diagnosed with cancer [in 1999]. I felt I could heal him by proxy.?
Wait, does Gwyneth call eggplants ?aubergines?? ?I didn’t really start cooking until I quit university to try to be an actress and was working as a hostess in a fish restaurant. At 19 I cooked my worst meal ever. I only had aubergines and a jar of tomato sauce, so I thought I’d make eggplant parmesan but didn’t have a cookbook. I made this hideous mess of bitter, burnt mush. But I served it. We were all starving, so we had no choice.?
She ate a lot during her second pregnancy: ?I ate the most when pregnant with my son. I couldn’t stop. I was starving, the whole time. During a good portion of my pregnancies all I wanted was grilled cheese sandwiches, Baskin Robbins Jamoca Almond Fudge ice cream, yoghurt and lots of apples.?
Goop hates the way the English say ?pasta?: ?I’ve lived in England for 10 years and the accent is the most beautiful in the world, except for how you pronounce pasta as pass-ta instead of pah-sta. I’m sort of joking when I say this but I really don’t want my children speaking that way.?
Chris Martin loves her cooking: ?My husband prefers my food to any other ? it’s very sweet.?
Living on French fries and cigarettes during her gauche years: ?After we moved to NY, I attended Spence school and was allowed out during lunch and free periods and would head with the girls to Jackson Hole, a greasy burger joint which did great tuna melts. We mainly ate french fries there, with coffee and cigarettes – that’s what I subsisted on.?
Eating while working: ?Eating while filming a scene is the worst thing, because you have to keep eating the same thing all day long. You’ll notice that most films with food the actors aren’t actually eating, but I try consciously to eat to make it real, but most of the time I’ll spit it out to avoid feeling sick. I’m sure there must have been eating scenes, especially playing a 330lb character in Shallow Hal, but I don’t remember that film well to be honest.?
Goop talks about Oreos again: ?All I do is try to eat and cook real food, the way our ancestors would. It’s funny how people react, as if it’s revolutionary that I don’t want my children to eat Oreos, or the English equivalent, every day. I believe in real food, things being delicious, and butter, in minimally processed delicious foods and raw milk cheese and properly raised chicken and line-caught fish. But I’m a realist and I have kids and I love Oreos too, so honestly I’m not rigid at all.?
[From The Guardian]
I had to look up the ?Aubergines? thing. Apparently it?s somewhat common in England to refer to eggplants as aubergines. Do you think Gwyneth always refers to them as aubergines, or was that just something extra-special for The Guardian? You?ve gotta love Goop?s little British-isms, and she even manages to look down her nose at the way the English say ?pasta?. In Goop?s mind, even the English are too gauche for her. She would never want her children to speak like that. Her children?s accents will be ?moneyed?. Not English, not American., not Castilian. They will just have Moneyed Accents.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in Ralph Lauren at Tiffany's Blue Book Ball: lovely or tragic' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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So this is where Gwyneth Paltrow chose to go instead of the UK premiere of Iron Man 3. These are photos from last night?s Tiffany?s Blue Book Ball in NYC. How is this more important (to Goop) than the premiere of her film in her hometown? I don?t get it. Gwyneth wore this rich-looking blue Ralph Lauren gown which? I don?t know. Would this design flatter ANY figure? Because it certainly does nothing for Gwyneth?s body. The fabric is gorgeous, though, and the color is pretty on her. Satin (or silk-satin, as I?m sure this is) makes even the most toned ladies look lumpy, though. Also: side-part! HUZZAH. She?s still flat-ironing for every event though.
We don?t have all of the photos of some of the high-profile ladies, but you can see pics of Kate Hudson and Jessica Biel, etc here. Here?s Michelle Williams in Katie Ermilio ? I like it!
Here?s Sarah Jessica Parker in ?vintage Vicky Tiel gold strapless gown styled with a Yeojin Bae black blazer and a Tiffany & Co. clutch and jewels.? I actually think SJP looks really good here. That blazer and dress is a good combo!
Doutzen Kroes in the same Dior gown that Natalie Portman wore to the 2012 Golden Globes.
I love Carolyn Murphy (right?), but she looks tragically underdressed for this event.
Carey Mulligan in Victoria Beckham. Love Carey, but hate this look on her. This is awful.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Is Gwyneth Paltrow really the most hated celebrity in Hollywood' Really' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I kept waiting to see if we would get those photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in London yesterday, but we never did ? so you can see them here. It was just another stop on Goop and RDJ?s whirlwind Iron Man tour, and the only thing special about the photocall was that Gwyneth actually did a side-part!! Amazing. Anyway, I just wanted to cover some assorted Goop stories before tonight?s big Iron Man premiere. This is just some Goop housekeeping. Which brings me to this week?s Goop-letter, which is literally about housekeeping!! Goop writes:
When traveling with a family, a terrific and often more economical way to go is to rent a house or an apartment. We have found great sites that curate beautiful homes for short-term rent. Also in this week’s mag, ways to keep your home in shipshape and beautiful spring recipes among other tidbits.
[From Goop]
What follows is a hodge-podge of information, recipes and ?cleaning advice?. Gwyneth recommends renting a getaway home from Boutique Homes and One Fine Stay, because aren?t the peasants always on-the-go and looking for a luxury estate to rest their weary body. She also includes ?tips from a butler? (like Gwyneth cleans her own homes!) and she recommends some products that will help you with your spring cleaning. Goop deigns to recommends Mr. Cleans Magic Erasers! Shock! You can see the full Goop-letter here.
In other Gwyneth news, I?m sure many of you have heard that Gwyneth was named ?The Most Hated Celebrity? by a scientific poll conducted by? In Touch Weekly. The reason for Goop?s total domination? Smug, insufferable elitism, apparently. While I can?t stand Gwyneth, it?s gotten to the point where I kind of love to hate her. I enjoy yelling at her. I save my flat-out hate for people like Chris Brown.
Also, Gwyneth allegedly said something about her very real feud with her former best friend Madonna. When asked if she would ever call up Madonna to boast about her (Goop?s) ?superior? abs, Gwyneth responded: ?No, I don’t think I would. Why rub it in? Let’s face it. I’ll Polaroid my abs and text them to her.? Yikes.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow in a floral Erdem pantsuit in Paris: terrible, dated or cute? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos from the Paris photocall and premiere of Iron Man 3, with only Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. selling this thing at the moment. Where?s Guy Pearce? Where?s Ben Kingsley? Dunno. What I do know is that Gwyneth is giving me a headache. Goop wore this Erdem Fall 2013 look which I thought was a jumpsuit, but it?s a matching top and pants made to look like a jumpsuit. I?m sorry, but how is this look not a total failure? It?s hideous. The only good thing I can say about it is that the cut it good. Beyond that, terrible. And the center part? Goop, I can?t. As for RDJ? handsome. Funny. His association with Goop almost makes her tolerable. ALMOST.
Meanwhile, Gwyneth revealed to The Sun (how gauche!) how she met Chris Martin:
Gwyneth ? who has two children with the Coldplay frontman ? recalled how they were being romantically linked in 2002, before they had even met. Then Chris made a joke about it on-stage at a gig and it sent the speculation into overdrive.
Gwyneth said: ?It?s funny because people had started writing that we were going out and we had never even met. And then he was in Los Angeles doing a concert and an actress that he had a crush on was supposed to come to the concert. When she didn?t show up, he was so annoyed that he said, ?Oh, this is for my girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow.??
?Then people were saying, ?What?s going on?? I was like, ?I?ve never met this guy, I?ve no idea!? And because of that, because people were writing about it, we ended up meeting at a concert and there you go. So, thank you!?
[From The Sun]
You know what part I get caught on? There was ?an actress that he had a crush on was supposed to come to the concert? and that actress didn?t show up. WHO WAS IT?!!? Now I?m obsessed. Who did Chris Martin want to date and Gwyneth became his consolation prize? Let?s see, this would have been back in 2002, so who was big then, and who would have conceivably gone to a Coldplay concert, and who was single around that time? God, I don?t even know where to start. Drew Barrymore? Kirsten Dunst? Kate Bosworth (cough)? Nicole Kidman?! ANGELINA?!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & Robert Downey Jr promote 'Iron Man 3' in Germany: adorable' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I know, even Gwyneth Paltrow?s defenders (!!) are kind of sick of her at this point. But we shall power through! It sort of reminds me of Anne Hathaway?s Oscar campaign. Annie got in everyone?s faces for about three months straight, and it was the overexposure (as well as her breathy-little-girl act) that did her in. The same will happen with Gwyneth! Not only has she spent the last three weeks doing endless press for her cookbook (which is a New York Times bestseller but a critical flop), but now the press tour for Iron Man 3 has begun. These are photos of Goop and Robert Downey Jr. in Germany for an Iron Man 3 photocall.
Let?s start with the good part ? RDJ looks lovely/funny and he?s dancing some kind jig and he?s wearing lederhosen. Are you supposed to wear lederhosen with hiking boots, a corduroy jacket, a button-down shirt and a jaunty neckerchief? The dancing makes up for it! And Robert kind of pulls it off. He?s got great gams.
As for Goop? ugh. I can?t find the designer ID on her dress, but it?s okay. It?s pretty and chic. Her hair is? ugh. I think she just got it trimmed? Is it just me or was her hair longer earlier this week? And that g?damn center part. It?s so awful. Goop, what are you still flat-ironing your hair for every appearance and insisting on that center part?! And by the way, I agreed with all of the complaints that Goop?s Bazaar pictorial looked like CGI. Compare these photos of Goop (where she? had her hair and makeup professionally done) to the Bazaar photos, and you can see that the Photoshop is really crazy in the Bazaar pictorial. Oh, and you can see this week?s Goop-letter here ? it?s a ?scrapbook? of Santa Barbara. Blah.
PS? Am I the only one rooting for Pepper Potts to eat it in this movie?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow & Robert Downey Jr promote 'Iron Man 3' in Germany; adorable' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I know, even Gwyneth Paltrow?s defenders (!!) are kind of sick of her at this point. But we shall power through! It sort of reminds me of Anne Hathaway?s Oscar campaign. Annie got in everyone?s faces for about three months straight, and it was the overexposure (as well as her breathy-little-girl act) that did her in. The same will happen with Gwyneth! Not only has she spent the last three weeks doing endless press for her cookbook (which is a New York Times bestseller but a critical flop), but now the press tour for Iron Man 3 has begun. These are photos of Goop and Robert Downey Jr. in Germany for an Iron Man 3 photocall.
Let?s start with the good part ? RDJ looks lovely/funny and he?s dancing some kind jig and he?s wearing lederhosen. Are you supposed to wear lederhosen with hiking boots, a corduroy jacket, a button-down shirt and a jaunty neckerchief? The dancing makes up for it! And Robert kind of pulls it off. He?s got great gams.
As for Goop? ugh. I can?t find the designer ID on her dress, but it?s okay. It?s pretty and chic. Her hair is? ugh. I think she just got it trimmed? Is it just me or was her hair longer earlier this week? And that g?damn center part. It?s so awful. Goop, what are you still flat-ironing your hair for every appearance and insisting on that center part?! And by the way, I agreed with all of the complaints that Goop?s Bazaar pictorial looked like CGI. Compare these photos of Goop (where she? had her hair and makeup professionally done) to the Bazaar photos, and you can see that the Photoshop is really crazy in the Bazaar pictorial. Oh, and you can see this week?s Goop-letter here ? it?s a ?scrapbook? of Santa Barbara. Blah.
PS? Am I the only one rooting for Pepper Potts to eat it in this movie?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Put Kids on Her Crazy Diet | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Shortly after the release of her cookbook where she says she gave up dairy, sugar and gluten to lose weight, people began speculating that she forced her kids and husband to go on the same diet.
That’s not entirely true. Paltrow explained onDr. Oz that her son doesn’t eat gluten or dairy because he has bad eczema.”My son has very bad eczema and he’s allergic to gluten and he’s allergic to cow dairy. I try, at home, to make everything gluten-free for him because the difference in his comfort is unbelievable when he’s sticking to what he’s meant to be eating.”
Besides that, they’re normal kids and even get to eat Oreos.”I don’t know where they get some of this stuff! They say I don’t give my kids carbs, and I’m feeding them seaweed… I have no idea. But they eat Oreos (cookies), too, and they’re normal kids.”
What do you have to say for yourselves now, you Negative Nancys? Sure, the Oreos are gluten and dairy free and the chocolate cookie is made from a soy-based equivalent and the whole thing just sort of flakes apart before it even reaches your mouth, but that’s neither here nor there.
The post Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Put Kids on Her Crazy Diet appeared first on The Blemish.
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