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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's new ad campaign for Coach: lovely or down-market' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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A few months ago, Dame Gwyneth Paltrow was named the new ?brand ambassador? for Coach. Nevermind that Dame Goop doesn?t know the meaning of the word ?coach? (she only takes first-class, so as not to mingle with the peasantry), and nevermind that in her Coach-announcement interview, Dame Goop made it sound like she was given a Coach purse when she was six years old, found it tacky and has never used the brand ever again. All of that doesn?t matter, because Dame Gwyneth is The Star! She?s got an ad campaign! Of course, she probably considers this whole endeavor terribly down-market.
As for the ads - I like the full-on face shot, but the profile shot gives me the impression that Gwyneth is looking down at all of the Manhattan peasants and she?s snorting with derision at their obvious poverty. Goop was photographed by Peter Lindbergh, and these ads are only going to appear in European and Asian markets, not American. Is that because in America, Goop?s endorsement of a product does nothing? Does she only help a brand overseas? Goop is like the anti-Blake Lively, I swear. Blake is an accessible Mall Girl who only has a fanbase in America, and she?s making the storied House of Chanel look budget and downmarket. Goop drips with elitism, is only popular outside of America, and is capable of making any moderately-priced product look like the next big (expensive) thing with one snort of derision. Blake and Goop totally need to trade places as far as their endorsement deals.
?The peasants still look so fat from up here. Snort.?
Ads courtesy of Vogue Taiwan.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Porto Cervo Family Departure | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Wrapping up their July getaway, Gwyneth Paltrow and her children were spotted hopping aboard a private jet in Porto Cervo, Italy on Sunday (July 10).
The ?Country Strong? actress, daughter Apple and son Moses were heading home after enjoying some time away and touring the coastline of Italy on Gwyn?s godfather Steven Spielberg?s yacht.
Sporting teeny bikinis throughout her vacation, the 38-year-old showed off her impressive slim figure to which she attributes to celeb trainer, Tracy Anderson.
"Tracy completely changed my legs, butt, arms, and stomach," Paltrow told the May issue of Self. "When Tracy met me, she said that I had a long, square butt that she was going to redesign, and I was, like, 'Yeah? Good luck,' "The amazing thing is, she was right! And it's still changing!"
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Not Bad in a Bikini | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend in Porto Cervo, Italy with her kids and her godfather Steven Spielberg and without her husband Chris Martin who’s still on tour.
Considering she’s had two kids and, she doesn’t look bad in a bikini. Most women would pack on the pounds between projects but that’s something Gwyneth can’t do because what will her GOOP newsletter subscribers think of her then?!
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Shows Off Her Beach Body | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Gwyneth Paltrow shows off a toned and trim figure in a strapless bikini as she holidayed with her children off the island of Sardinia
The 38-year-old mother-of-two showed off a very toned and trim figure that a woman ten years younger would be enviable of.
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| | Dame Gwyneth deigns to wear a little red bikini: does Goop have bolt-ons? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Dame Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to go on vacation with her godfather, Steven Spielberg and his family. Dame Goop brought along her kids, Apple and Moses, but not her husband. Because, let?s face it, Gwyneth and Chris Martin just have one of those marriages where they live almost completely separate lives. What I can?t figure out is why they don?t just split up. Sigh? anyway, Spielberg, Goop and a little red bikini. As I was looking through the photo set, I became increasingly fascinated by Gwyneth?s rack. We?ve discussed it before - Gwyneth has never had big boobs, and she still doesn?t have much going on there, but do they look slightly fake to anyone else? In certain light, at a certain angle, I swear they look slightly bolt-on-ish. If she got implants, they?re very small implants that look pretty natural. In which case, I guess we should praise her for attempting a natural look. If that is Gwyneth?s natural rack? hm? she used to be much flatter, I swear (and yes, I’m taking into account her pregnancies - even after Moses, she was flatter than this).
As for her rest of her figure in the little red bikini - she looks pretty good. She looks toned and healthy, not too skinny. Gwyneth looks like she eats normally (somewhat) and works out a lot, which I think is the truth. Her butt looks especially cute, in my opinion. Remember, Gwyneth used to have a ?long, square [elitist] butt? but through hours and hours and hours of work, Tracy Anderson changed Goop?s square ass.
Re: the kids. I?ve always thought Apple looks just like her mom, and as she grows up, I see more and more that Apple seems to adopt her mother?s facial expressions and seemingly, her attitude. I mean that in a good way, too, even if it didn?t sound like it. Apple seems like a very self-possessed, self-aware child. And her little face is adorable. As for Moses, I think he looks like Deacon Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan?s son. Right?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Whoops. Forgot to finish that sentence. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow, while promoting her cookbook at the iTunes festival Tuesday, told British host Jonathan Ross she would rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. “Oh hell no!,” exclaimed Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.
Her highness also talked about her kids’ eating habits saying she has a no McDonald’s policy. “I take them to Pizza Express because I think that’s much healthier,” she said. “Don’t tell them there are toys!”
This isn’t the first time Gwyneth has been prone to exaggeration either. She once told Conan O’Brien, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup.”
Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids must think she’s a joy to be around. If she were any more protective of their health, they’d be rolling around in a bubble.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Sexy Vanity Fair Flair | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s no stranger to looking hot for the camera, and Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her sexy side in a new photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
The 38-year-old actress/singer sheds her motherly image for a skin-bearing black and white spread in which she wears nothing more than Louis Vuitton diamond jewelry and fishnet stockings.
Gwyneth confessed that she has to work hard to keep her killer figure. ?I?m really not a morning person at all. It is just sheer determination. I?m very strict with myself. When I practice six days a week and eat clean food, I feel much better.?
To that end, Paltrow is also said to be planning the launch of a chain of gyms with her personal trainer Tracy Anderson.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Topless in Vanity Fair on Jewelry | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Gwyneth Paltrow goes topless for a special issue of Vanity Fair set to hit newsstands alongside the regular August edition of the magazine this Friday. Of course, it’s hard to get excited about a woman being topless when she can cover both breasts with one of her hands.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Employs the Handbra | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Gwyneth Paltrow is topless but covered in fishnets as Miss August in the upcoming Vanity Fair on Jewellery calendar. I don’t know what that means and I’m not interested enough to find out. This may surprise you but when it comes to topless women, I don’t need a lot of context.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow goes topless, wears fishnets for Vanity Fair: Goopy or cute? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Fishsticks in fishnets! Sorry, I just had to jack Michael K?s moniker for Dame Gwyneth Paltrow. This fishy fishnets photo is from Vanity Fair?s ?jewelry supplement? for the August issue - the one with Emma Stone on the cover, with Emma making fun of Goopy?s BFF and business partner Tracy Anderson! That alone is delicious, but this photo kind of makes my day too - look how slim Goopy is! Look how she doesn?t have any peasanty stretch marks or any peasanty flaws! I?m not even sure if we?re actually looking at her fishnet-covered biscuit? is she wearing a thong? I can?t tell. But the best part about the shot is the look of veiled contempt on Goopy?s face. She?s all ?Fine. I?ll show you how hot I am, because I know you need an aspirational goal. Fatties.? All of the jewelry that she?s wearing is Louis Vuitton, by the way. Just like she wore at the Oscars this year (and she got paid handsomely for it).
Meanwhile, Gwyneth just released this week?s Goop-letter, and it?s a decent one. This week, Goop talks about ?stress?. You know, the stress of having to use your outdoor, wood-burning oven to cook cavier-and-gold-crusted chicken for Paul McCartney and Vladimir Putin. But Goop has a solution - meditation!
I have never been very good at handling stress (though a bit of meditation helps), and I wanted some very practical ways of reducing it that I could use during the course of my day. I got some good answers that don?t require a 90 minute yoga class, or flying to a hippie style silent retreat (I?ve actually done one?don?t ask), just simple things that we all have access to. Here they are!
Love,
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[From GOOP]
You can read the whole thing here - I just skimmed it. Some of the advice is straightforward - a hot bath, a glass of wine, acupuncture, etc. Meh.
Here are some recent pics of Gwyneth out to dinner with the guy who runs Topshop. Now people think that she?s going to be starting her own Topshop Goop line. Why not?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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