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| | Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton partied together until 7 a.m., when the cops came | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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In case you didn?t notice last week, I was kind of recovering from a Cracken Bender. Like, most of the time, I kind of enjoy making fun of Lindsay Lohan just because A) she deserves it because she?s the least sympathetic person ever (aside from actual war criminals) and B) in her crack-addled mind, she KNOWS she?s incredibly awesome, so what does it even matter? So? I needed a little break, and CB covered LL?s appearance on Glee - which, from what I gather, was barely two minutes of cracked-out timing and dumb jokes. So, considering that LL?s ?comeback? is in full swing and that Lifetime ?Liz & Dick? monstrosity is due to begin filming in two weeks or so, how is Lindsay spending her time? Why, she?s sitting at home, soberly reading her Bible. Just kidding, she?s partying until 7 am with Paris Hilton, and the party only ends when the cops come.
They both have long-standing reputations as Hollywood wild ones. And Paris Hilton, 31, and Lindsay Lohan, 25, didn’t do themselves any favours after attending a raucous party at a LA home until the early hours of Saturday morning.
Police were called to the Hollywood Hills residence after neighbours filed a noise complaint, according to onlookers. Paris was spotted leaving the property wearing dark sunglasses and a cap along with her friend, oil heir Brandon Davis.
Lindsay is understood to have made an undercover exit, hiding under a towel in the back seat of a friend’s car.
Lindsay and Paris are clearly on good terms again after a spectacular feud dating back to 2006, when the hotel heiress and Brandon crudely nicknamed her Firecrocth. The Mean Girls actress has been attempting to resuscitate her flagging career and recently made a guest appearance on Glee. But she reported to be a ‘total nightmare’ on the set of the hit show ? which stars Lea Michele, Corey Monteith and Matthew Morrison ? because she turned up late and did not know her lines.
Meanwhile Paris, who is dating DJ Afrojack, has been inspired to try a career change by her new beau. She will debut her DJ set in Sao Paulo, Brazil on June 23 in front 30,000 people. She will be following a performance by Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Lopez.
[From The Mail]
Wait, what? ?She will be following a performance by Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Lopez.? As in, Jennifer Lopez and Kelly Clarkson are opening for? Paris Hilton? That can?t be right. As for the partying and such? of course. Why do Paris and Lindsay keep circling each other like the last crackies eyeing up the last crack rock? I get that they have ?similar interests? and probably the same number of brain cells. But for God?s sake? I feel like this is 2006 all over again.
By the way, remember photographer Tyler Shields, the dude who took all of those crazy photos of The Cracken playing with a gun? Well, he did a new photo shoot with Lindsay for Vault Magazine – the photos haven?t been released yet, but part of Tyler?s interview has been excerpted. Isn?t that funny? Lindsay isn?t interviewed – Tyler Shields is. Oh, and Shields is a douche. He tells Vault, ?People said she (Lindsay) was unstable, so I decided to show them what they were already believing, what they already chose to see.? He also says, ?I?m not a label. I?m not a fashion. I?m not a celebrity?I?ll buy a Ferrari and blow it up. I come across so many people who are afraid to live. I want to give them a window to another world. I don?t believe in fear.? For goodness sake. You know who was a truly fearless photographer? The late Tim Hetherington. Tyler Shields is just a hack regurgitating pop culture clichs, and he thinks that?s somehow groundbreaking. It?s not.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | How did Lindsay Lohan do on Glee' Is she having a 'comeback?' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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It’s been over a year since I’ve bothered to watch “Glee,” and I honestly didn’t make an exception for Lindsay Lohan’s much-anticipated “performance” last night. Judging from the clip I just saw on Evil Beet (included here, below), which was almost all of her guest segment, I’m glad I didn’t. As we’ve heard, Lindsay was a massive diva on the Glee set. She was six hours late on set, she didn’t bother to learn her lines ahead of time, and she kept flitting out to her trailer to presumably do lines smoke. For all that trouble, you would think Lohan would still be capable of a small glimpse of the greatness expected from her at the beginning of her now-over career. She didn’t seem to be. She delivered her lines with about the same conviction and breadth she showed on Saturday Night Live, that’s to say, not much. This is what happens when people are blitzed out of their skull for years, they suck at the job they used to know and do well. Here’s an editorial from The Washington Post on Lindsay’s big appearance on Glee. A “comeback” it was not.
?Is there anything better than someone making a comeback??
Lindsay Lohan, playing the role of Lindsay Lohan, asked that question ? wink, wink ? during tonight?s second hour of ?Glee.? She also reminded us that she?s a twelve-time Teen Choice Award nominee and is in full-on ?image rebranding mode,? which, of course, is why she agreed to do a guest appearance on the Fox series in the first place.
So how did she do?
Well, after all the hoopla about her appearance in tonight?s episode, it was disappointing to only have her included for such a short period of time. Specifically, the two minutes and 46 seconds required for her to do her one big scene with fellow guest stars Rex Lee and Perez Hilton. (Note: that almost-three-minute period did not include the moment pictured above, when she stood up at nationals and waved.) Honestly, I spent more minutes reading about how Lohan allegedly showed up late to the ?Glee? set than I did actually watching her on ?Glee.?
Still, she was given a couple of semi-amusing lines.
?I show up here and there isn?t even a red button I can push and a chair that can spin me around where I can then point at a kid onstage and say, ?I want to work with you??? she complained in a blatant reference to ?The Voice.? ?I?m seriously firing my manager.?
And she delivered those lines adequately, although, as was the case when she recently hosted ?Saturday Night Live,? she didn?t necessarily sell them. She was helped by the fact that she shared screen time with Hilton, who was totally irritating and used every opportunity possible (with an assist from the ?Glee? writers) to promote his blog. Then again, a person can never see the words LILO ALERT in a hot-pink, all-caps font nearly enough, can she?
In conclusion, on the ?Glee? cameo appearance spectrum, Lohan was not in anything resembling the same league as Gwyneth Paltrow and Kristen Chenoweth, but not nearly as annoying as Perez Hilton. Her image probably hasn?t been rebranded, but it also hasn?t been tarnished either. So … mission accomplished?
[From The Washington Post's Celebritology, author Jen Chaney]
I agree with Chaney that Perez was somewhat annoying. I don’t want to come down too hard on the guy because he’s not a professional actor and you do have to acknowledge how far he’s come in his career. Lohan has fallen farther, though. If she would have even tried, if she would have even shown up on time, tried to muster up some semblance of humility, maybe she would have earned more screen time on Glee. This is the story of her career for the past handful of years, though. She screws up every. single. chance. she’s given. Is it any wonder she screwed up this one? I don’t even think the Cracken cares at this point. After years of drug abuse, she’s so messed up it’s hard to even put our “regular people” standards on her. She doesn’t show up to work, she has to go to jail to be reminded to do some simple community service, ad nauseum. She probably thought she was ahead of the game by even getting there and managing to be relatively sober-ish.
Photo credit: FameFlynet
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| | Breaking News ' Lindsay Lohan is Wearing a BRA! | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Statistics indicate you’re more likely to encounter an Asian Crested Ibis on your way to work than to see Lindsay Lohan in a bra, but lo and behold, she’s actually wearing one in these pictures. Odds are good that one of us will also be struck by lighting and win the lottery at some point this afternoon.
In L.A. on Friday afternoon:
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| | Lindsay Lohan's See Through Top Goodness | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I love see through tops, I got into this business because of see through tops, so these shots of Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful chesticles are exactly what I needed fist thing on a monday morning. The chick has just got great breasts on her, it’s that simple, covering them in a really thin
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| | Lindsay Lohan Was Orange at the A&E Up Front Presentation | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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A&E held their up fronts yesterday and guess who showed up looking the most haggard? Ding ding ding. Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she only bronzed part of her face. Her forehead looked like a photoshop gradient going from orange to brown to white. I’m guessing her exact words after getting this done was, “What have you done to me? I’m a monster!”
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| | Beauty Thy Name is Lindsay Lohan | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Seeing pictures of Lindsay Lohan always makes me wanna take a shower. You feel nasty just looking at her. Between the indiscriminate patches of self-tanner and the coke sweat, she always looks greasy and dirty and like she should be crawling out of a frat house at 4:30 in the morning with a used condom stuck to her shoe and barf in her hair. And then there’s the makeup. Dear God, the makeup. The only thing she did right was covering up that cold sore with lipstick.
At the A&E Networks 2012 Upfront in New York last night:
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| | Lindsay Lohan Gets Weird Looking Again | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I thought Lindsay Lohan was getting back to her hot old self, what the hell is this all about. Here she is at some A&E party the other night looking a little worse for wear. Her body is fine, but that face is just strange looking. Is it just me? I don’t know what’s going
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| | Lindsay Lohan's crackface at the A&E upfronts: the worst it's ever been' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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It is WAY too early in the morning to be assaulted by these Lindsay Lohan photos, I know. I couldn?t help it. If this is the crack-face I have to look at this morning, so do you. These are pics of the Cracken at the A&E upfronts last night. I?m guessing this was a ?job? for her – maybe something to do with the Elizabeth Taylor movie for Lifetime? You know what I think is weird/funny/sad? Lindsay always pulls this stunt. She?ll go along, gradually improving her ?look? for a month or two, then she?ll finally get a chance to walk a red carpet, and BAM! CRACKFACE. She did it at the AmFar gala a few months ago too. She looked like death warmed over during her Today Show interview back in March (when she claimed she was a ?homebody?), and since then, she seemed like she was trying to look a bit more ?cleaned up.? So, is this her pattern? Is this how she gets attention? Every three months, she walks a red carpet and makes sure she?s the most busted looking crackie there, so she can get all of the attention?
Honestly, I don?t think the Cracken even thinks that far ahead. And you know she?s a delusional monster too, so she probably thinks she?s looks awesome here. Just a few things I?d like to note:
*Her slug lips look WORSE when she tries to close her mouth.
*NEVER wear orange-coral lipstick when you have A) ginger hair, B) slug lips and C) a filthy crack face.
*NEVER wear white-silver eye shadow. Ever.
*Remember how everyone was like ?Oh, thank God she went back to the ginge.? Well, look at those ratty extensions! This just proves her hair can look just as awful when she?s back to being a ginger.
*She looks like a Marx brother with those chola brows.
*Is the makeup on her forehead DARKER than the makeup on the lower part of her face?
That?s all I?ve got. CB wanted me to mention that there are some promotional images of LL on Glee floating around – you can see some here. I think next week?s episode will be Lohan?s appearance as a ?judge?. Allegedly, Glee cut her part down significantly when they realized how crackie she is, and they didn?t want to have to deal with her six-hours-late dumbass.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Steps Out for A&E Networks' 2012 Upfront | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Stepping out as a new member of the network's family, Lindsay Lohan took to Lincoln Center in New York City for the A&E 2012 Upfront on Wednesday (May 9).
The "Georgia Rule" starlet looked stunning in an intricately designed black and gold mini dress as she made the appearance after being signed to portray Elizabeth Taylor in a new Lifetime original movie.
During the A&E Networks Upfront, the company's president and CEO, Abbe Raven, made headlines after taking a shot at other competing TV stations.
Referencing many copy-cat shows similar to A&E's offerings, Raven stated, ?Our integrity and respect for the creative community does not allow us to even think of copying other networks? shows."
She added, "We have too much reverence for our brands to become a clone of other networks. We do not want the 25th generation of the Pawn and Storage shows like TLC, Tru or Discovery. We want to stick to what we do best ? creating the original.?
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| | Lindsay Lohan & Woody Allen: Big Apple Dinner Date | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Hard times may be coming to a close for Miss Lindsay Lohan as she was spotted dining with famed director Woody Allen in New York City on Saturday night (May 5).
The 25-year-old actress left the Phillippe Restaurant with his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, looking pretty and professional in a white dress topped with a daisy-print coat.
According to TMZ, this isn?t the first time the unlikely pair has wined and dined.
The ?Herbie: Fully Loaded? star?s friends say that her and Allen have been friends for years and that he supports and respects the once troubled actress.
There are no projects currently in the works, but sources say that the two are throwing around movie ideas and it?s possible Miss Lohan could star in an Allen film one day. The red-headed beauty said that she would love to work with the four-time Oscar winning director.
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