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| | It Wasn't Lindsay Lohan's Fault | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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In Lindsay Lohan’s world, nothing is her fault and everyone is out to get her. Like that time she hijacked a SUV to chase after her assistant and then got arrested with coke in her pocket. Framed. Or like that time she was caught stealing jewelry from a store. Evidence planted. Or like this time when she was accused of punching a psychic. It was a setup. A source said, “She was crying and kept asking, ‘Why does this happen to me? This is a setup! I don?t deserve this . . . It?s not my fault!’”The Post says the incident happened after Lohan accused the psychic, Tiffany Eve Mitchell, of stealing her sister Ali’s purse which had $10,000 cash in it that Lindsay gave Ali to pay for her brother’s school fees. Oh and it probably had another five grand in it to give to those down on their luck Ethiopian kids. And food for the homeless. And in the side pocket was a cure for cancer.The source adds, “Lindsay says she never hit the girl. She just went over to find if they had her sister?s purse. They were looking around the area, but the girl was sitting at the table, and some pushing started. Lindsay says the purse was never found. She?s desperate to find where the money is.” But another source told us the bag was indeed returned.Naturally, Tiffany already hooked up with celebrity ambulance chaser Gloria Allred. I hear every time a celebrity punches someone, Gloria Allred spikes a kitten into the ground out of sheer joy. Hm, I’m not sure why I said that.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Kicked Her Assistant Out of Her Car Today | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Lindsay Lohan faced 3 criminal charges today stemming from her Porsche accident in which she lied to the police. She told them she wasn’t driving and that her assistant Gavin Doyle was. Coming out of court today, Lindsay and her assistant piled into a waiting SUV when they got into a fight. Lindsay threw a hissy fit and kicked him out of the car. A transcription of the argument thanks to Gawker.Lohan: …Just like you did with Sam. Gavin: No, I didn’t! Lohan: GAVIN, GET OUT OF THE CAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR, GAVIN! Get him out of the car! Get him out of the car, NOW! Gavin, get out! Gavin, get out of the f*cking car. Now. Gavin: Okay. Never speak to me again.Gavin took to Twitter to vent, albeit very sarcastically.@lindsaylohan after bailing you out last night I HOPE and PRAY you get the help you so desperately need. We are ALL rooting for you. xxx— Gavin Doyle (@SaveTheSociety) November 29, 2012
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| | Lindsay Lohan was just charged with three crimes today in LA, Merry Christmas! | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we already know, Crackie Christmas came early this year and Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning for third-degree assault, because she punched some chick in the face at a nightclub, and then fled the scene like a crackhead. Well, because this is Crackie Christmas and you?ve all been so good this year, Crack Santa has given you an extra helping of crack goodness today. Here are some highlights from many more Cracken stories percolating today:
*TMZ says that Lindsay punched that woman (in the face!!) because they were fighting over Max George from The Wanted. Before hitting up the club, Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert and The Wanted was the opening act. Sources say LL ?has been scoping Max out for the last few days.? Max is 24 years old. LL tried to get in backstage after the concert – but she couldn?t!! Because HAHAHAHA. But she did manage to ?met up? (?crack stalk?) with Max and some other peeps at the hotel bar later, and then everybody went to Club Avenue.
*Once at the club, many, many sources are saying that Lindsay kept drinking and drinking and she was just a mess. TMZ says ?Max was turned off by the fact LiLo was sloppy drunk inside the club.? So Max started paying attention to this other woman, which sent Lindsay into a crack rage. Allegedly, Max ended up going home with someone else entirely though.
*I?m sure everyone has seen this by now, but I love this video of Lindsay?s arrest. She?s crack-squawking ?ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I want to have this video?s crack babies.
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*Radar?s sources say that “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine.? Radar also says that the fight between Lohan and this chick began as something entirely different, but that Lindsay antagonized the woman and shoved the woman on the way to the bathroom (to do more lines). A source says, ?Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.”
*And finally, another gem from TMZ. According to their (LAPD) sources, Lindsay is being charged with three crimes today? IN LA!!! This is all about her June car accident, remember? TMZ says the City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). TMZ says the criminal complaint was filed at 9:30 AM (PST). So that?s four charges in one day on two coasts. She hit the crack lottery!!!!!!
Here?s Max George from The Wanted:
Here?s a photo of a woman that some say is Lohan?s victim (or it could be this woman):
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
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She?s no stranger to handcuffs, and early this morning (November 29) Lindsay Lohan was pinched by police in New York City.
Around 4am the NYPD was called to Club Avenue in the Chelsea district after the ?Mean Girls? actress allegedly hit a woman in the face.
Lohan was arrested and taken to the 10th precinct police station where she was charged with third degree assault and issued an appearance ticket for a future court date.
Prior to her arrest Lindsay was involved in a verbal argument with the victim and after things escalated LiLo struck her and tried to drive away when cops showed up and intercepted her.
This arrest could very well land Lindsay back in jail given her ongoing probation from her jewelry theft case. Stay linked to the GossipCenter for all the latest details.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Devastated by Terrible 'Liz & Dick' Reviews | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Sources say Lindsay Lohan thought everyone would love her new role as Elizabeth Taylor inLiz & Dick and wasn’t prepared for harshcriticism.A close friend tells HufPo, “She has got used to all the negative press around her personal life but this is the first time she has experienced it about her work. No matter how bad things were going for her personally, everyone would always agree that she was a great actress.”No, wait, what?! Back up for just one second. Let’s analyze that last sentence that said everyone always agreed she was a great actress. This has never been true. And any idea that this was should have been shattered years ago with flops likeJust My Luck, Bobby, Georgia Rule, I Know Who Killed Me, and Labor Pains. Are you telling me it took 6 years for reality to finally sink in?This quote tells me 1 of 3 things. This source is Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan is truly delusional or Lindsay is surrounded by more sycophants thanpreviouslythought.The insider went on about how Lindsay now has doubts about her acting. “She knew the script wasn’t strong but thought she would bring the role of Elizabeth to life. This is particularly heartbreaking as her acting was the only thing in her life that she knew was real. Now she is doubting that, too.”Let me echo the sentiments of the entire world by saying, “Ya think?!” How hard does reality need to slap this chick for her to get it?I mean, just, no. C’mon, you’re making these quotes up aren’t you?
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| | Charlie Sheen Pays off Part of Lindsay's Tax Debt | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Lindsay Lohan owed the U.S. government $233,904 in back taxes, but that bill’s been cut in half thanks to Sober Valley Lodge’s new lending program. TMZ says:
Lindsay… and Charlie Sheen became close pals while on the set of “Scary Movie 5? back in September — spending a lot of time together both on and off the set.
During their bonding period, Lindsay mentioned her ongoing tax problems.
We’re told Charlie offered to cut her a check then and there to get the IRS off her tail, but Lindsay refused.
[But last week], Lindsay’s biz manager received a check from Charlie for $100,000.
Lindsay was blown away by Charlie’s generosity — and immediately applied the money to her outstanding tax bill.
There are two reasons I know this story is shit: one, Lindsay Lohan would never refuse cash money, and two, Charlie Sheen would never give her that much cash money unless she’d earned it the hard way. And right there when I said “earned it the hard way,” I was holding my hand next to my face and making that tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob.
In other Lindsay news, her new Elizabeth Taylor movie premiered on Lifetime last night. You know how sometimes a movie can be so bad that it’s good, in a campy sort of way? Well, Liz & Dick is so bad that it’s awful. See for yourself with this riveting love scene or catch the encore presentation tonight at eight on Lifetime.
Outside Good Morning America in a peacoat like this one from Rag & Bone.
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| | Charlie Sheen donated $100K to the crack charity known as Lindsay Lohan | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Back at the beginning of this month, Radar had a sad/disturbing/slightly funny story about Charlie Sheen and how he?s ?back? on the pipe, back on cocaine, and back to spending his money in crazy ways. I don?t really believe it because? I don?t think Charlie ever STOPPED blowing through his money, you know? He?s always been on drugs. He?s always loved partying with hookers and p0rn stars and spending crazy amounts of money on crazy things. Radar claimed Charlie has ?a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine delivered to him every single day and was spending nearly $2,000 a day on drugs? He snorts it, he smokes it, and then he watches p0rn. And when he’s not watching p0rn, he’s hired high-end girls to come over.? He has a favorite girl that he likes to call, and he pays her $25,000 a night and he even paid for her ?vaginal rejuvenation surgery?. And a new car!
Since we have no idea who this mysterious hooker is, let?s call her ?Lindsay Lohan? for argument?s sake. Lindsay and Charlie met while filming scenes for Scary Movie 5, and Charlie was reportedly disturbed by Lindsay Lohan?s lack of professionalism. Let me repeat that: Charlie Sheen, who gets coke and hookers delivered to his home every day, was worried about Lindsay Lohan?s professionalism and ability to function. Allegedly, Charlie was trying to take the young crackie under his wing, which I imagine is some sort of euphemism for a really disgusting sexual act. And surprise! Lindsay and Charlie ended up ?friends? and Charlie ?bought? something for her too ? he paid off a big chunk of LL?s 6-figure tax bill:
Don’t ever say Charlie Sheen’s not the charitable type — because he recently cut Lindsay Lohan a $100,000 check to cover the actress’ six-figure tax bill … all out of the goodness of his heart … sources tell TMZ.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us she and Charlie became close pals while on the set of “Scary Movie 5? back in September — spending a lot of time together both on and off the set. During their bonding period, we’re told Lindsay and Charlie talked about everything — and at one point, Lindsay mentioned her ongoing tax problems.
We’re told Charlie offered to cut her a check then and there to get the IRS off her tail, but Lindsay refused.
Fast forward to last week — sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Lindsay’s biz manager received a check from Charlie for $100,000.
We’re told Lindsay was blown away by Charlie’s generosity — and immediately applied the money to her outstanding tax bill.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay allegedly owed Uncle Sam $233,904 in unpaid taxes for 2009 and 2010 — but thanks to Charlie, that number’s nearly been cut in half.
As we reported, Lindsay’s slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year — but who knows where that’s going.
[From TMZ]
You know what I don?t believe? I don?t believe that LL only has $233,904 outstanding in taxes. Surely it must be more? Because this crackhead has had tax problems for YEARS. She?s the Wesley Snipes of white, female tax evaders. The California justice system may have thrown up their hands at LL?s crack drama, but I suspect it will be the IRS that gets her in the end.
Anyway, I do have to admit? that was nice of Charlie. I?m assuming it was payment for some kind of services rendered, but still? it was nice of him.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Lindsay Lohan: 'I still don't think it was a bad thing that I was going out a lot' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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On Wednesday, we had some excerpts from Lindsay Lohan?s epic crack-delusional Us Weekly interview. Now the new issue is out, and I just read the full interview with my mouth hanging open. This crackie!!!!! I cannot emphasize enough how ridiculous she is, how self-absorbed, how stupid, how delusional, how crazy, how crackie she is. She delivers crack lie after crack lie, crack obfuscation after crack obfuscation, crack denial after crack denial, all with a breezy crack attitude. The Cracken is living in her own little world where she?s a major movie star who just had a spot of bother with the law, but the law was unfair because nothing is ever her fault, ever. MOVIE STAR! Here are some more highlights:
How she?s feeling: ?I?m happy. I just did three movies in a row and I?m not even tired. I want to do the next one. It took a while to get back to that.?
On fighting with her mom and having a phone call recorded by her father: ?That night will always be my one regret because it hurt my siblings and my mom. It?s unfortunate that I can?t call my dad when I fight with my mom. That?s fine. Whatever. I?ll call my brother. He?s not going to edit the conversation and put it out in public.?
Living her life in front of the camera: ?Since I was a kid, I?ve loved being on camera. Don?t misconstrue that: I didn?t strive to have flashbulbs at dinner or people who don?t know me calling TMZ. And 99% of the time, it?s not true. I feel bullied. Even when I colored my hair, tabloids said I was going crazy. I wanted a different hair color! I can?t think of any actor who has been subjected to such extreme publicity who hasn?t, like, committed suicide.?
Being in a relationship with a woman: ?I was bold enough to say, ?Yeah, I like a girl. And?? That put her in a situation where she was being attacked every day. That’s not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak. That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship.?
On Samantha Ronson: ?I need to love myself first before I could be with anyone else, and I was going through a lot. Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story. We’re friends now. That’s how it started so I think that’s how it was meant to be.?
When things went out of control: ?I was a teenager and everything I did was on the news. I would have been in college then. I?m not defending it because I chose to be in the public eye. But it got exhausting. I still don?t think it was a bad thing that I was going out a lot. When I got in trouble, I owned up to it.?
Nothing is her fault: ?Kids go through ups and downs, try cigarettes, drugs and drinking. It’s human nature. It took a while but it’s like, What was I thinking? Why did I allow so many sycophants and bad influences to be around me? I was lonely and I didn’t realize it. That’s why I came back home to New York. I never feel lonely there. I can see my family and I have really good people in my life.?
People selling her out: ?It feels like sh-t. I?m so nave. But I had to learn the hard way. Recently, I found out one of my close friends was giving a detailed account to a newspaper of what I was doing all the time. In the past, I would probably still be hanging out with that person. Now it?s like, No, I?ve been busting my ass and I?m happy and doing well, so get the hell out of my life.?
Her punishment (jail & community service) for probation violation: ?I?m not going to go there because people might take my answer in different ways. But a punishment is a punishment and I take responsibility for my actions when I?m wrong. I was raised that way by my mom. I turned myself in. A lot of that decision had to do with the public because they?re not going to stop until they see me behind bars.?
How she?s doing with ?her issues? now: ?I?m great. Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I?ve never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law.?
After she says she wants to adopt a son, she?s told ?girls are harder?: ?Yeah, I don?t want to deal with a mini-me!?
Her Oscar: ?I?m not focused on [love] yet. I want to do a ton of movies first. After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love. I said to my agents recently, ?Just keep me on set because that?s where I?m happiest.? When I get a movie, I appreciate it like I did before all this sh-t happened.?
Being trusted again: ?I?m grateful. I think there are a lot of directors and producers who know I?m a good actress. I just want them to get past the misconception that I?m not reliable, because I am. I?m going to make them believe in me again.?
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
Can you even believe this? Casually mentioning suicide, chalking up the past six years of crack shenanigans to just being an experimental kid, blatantly lying about how professional she is, blatantly lying about taking responsibility for everything that happened while a moment later saying none of it was her fault?? Creating straw-man arguments for why she?s being ?bullied,? acting like the legal system is out to get her, acting like a crack martyr. THIS BITCH. I can?t.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Lindsay Lohan at Liz & Dick Premiere | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Lindsay Lohan hit up the evening wear section of the Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog for the premiere of her new Lifetime movie “Liz & Dick” last night, and if the dress weren’t bad enough, the movie is even worse than expected. The Daily Mail says:
The Hollywood Reporter critic Tim Goodman likened Lohan’s performance “half train wreck, half SNL skit” in his scathing recent review, [saying] the film was “spectacularly bad.”
“Lohan is woeful as Taylor from start to finish,” [says Goodman], “but whatever you do, don?t miss Liz & Dick. It?s an instant classic of unintentional hilarity. Drinking games were made for movies like this. It [actually] gets worse as it goes on… by the time Lohan is playing mid-?80s Taylor, your body may be cramped by convulsions.”
Who needs “fittings” or “stylists” or “a bra” when you’ve got Carole Lombard’s nightgown and a pair of pinking shears. The stolen jewelery really adds a nice touch.
Slip dresses should never have their own jeweled tassels or bellybutton cut-outs unless you plan on swinging around a pole later in the evening. Get a sexy and sophisticated slip dress here from Gold Hawk or here from Ann Demeulemeester.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Promotes Dick | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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For all you freckled cleavage lovers, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the premiere of her new movie Liz & Dick. At first, I thought she’d finally done it and gone into porn, but it turns out it’s just a Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. Oh well. Looks like we’ll have to wait at least another few
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