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| | Lindsay Lohan in Donna Dashini at 'Liz & Dick' premiere: bloated or beautiful' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I?m just going to do the most basic and budget coverage of all of this Cracken Dramz, okay? It?s what she would want. Not really ? she wants us to talk about her. She wants us to overanalyze and talk about how talented she is and how we?re all praying for her and everyone keeps being mean to her and that?s why she?s been in a slump. But let?s fight crack with crack, shall we? So, let the crackie coverage commence!
These are photos of Lindsay at last night?s Liz & Dick premiere in LA. LL wore this peek-a-boo-boob gown by Donna Dashini. It?s the wrong color for her (it washes her out) and she just looks so bloated and dirty. One of the untold stories of LL?s crackie-ness is that her makeup artists hate her. But LL walked the red carpet like she thought she was the second coming of Marilyn Monroe. Crackhead is delusional. Water is wet (also: vodka).
Here are some more crack stories floating around:
*Lindsay made her appearance on The Tonight Show last night, and she tried to explain to Jay Leno why she?s been doing interviews with every outlet except for 20/20. When asked about Barbara Walters, LL said: ?And I love her. I?m a big fan of Barbara Walters. I met her when I was very young. So when it?s right, she knows she?ll be the first person I sit down with.? She also said that she plans to spend Thanksgiving in New York with her family: ?I love to cook. My brother and I usually take over the stuffing and the potatoes. The yams? We do marshmallows on top.? So? when is she getting arrested? Hopefully the LAPD will arrest her before she skips town? Her hair looked much better during this interview:
*Here?s a red carpet interview with LL and some of her castmates ? LL is treating the red carpet like she?s at the Oscars. She did some lines in between the Tonight Show and the red carpet.
Photos courtesy of FayesVision/WENN.com.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's delusions: 'After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Lindsay Lohan has an interview in the new issue of Us Weekly, and I don?t want to oversell this thing, but it is one of the saddest/funniest/craziest/most delusional things you will EVER READ. In your life. I?m guessing that Lindsay agreed to do a sit-down interview with Us Weekly because A) Maybe People Mag wouldn?t play ball and B) Because she?s promoting Liz & Dick in all of the Lohan-friendly press outlets, and Us Weekly was more willing to simply sit back and ?Let Lohan Be Lohan?. And good God, it is crack magic! Some highlights:
She?s finally getting her act together: ?I want to be known as an actress, not a troubled starlet. People can think what they want, and the only thing I can do is prove them wrong.?
She wants kids: ?I want to adopt a son.?
Love and Oscars: ?I?m not focused on that yet. I want to do a ton of movies first. After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love. I think there are a lot of directors and producers who know I?m a good actress. I just want them to get past the misconception that I?m not reliable, because I am. I?m going to make them believe in me again.?
She regrets nothing, because she her struggles make her a better actress: “[I regret] nothing, because then I wouldn’t have been able to cry in scenes at the drop of a hat. I have it tattooed: LIVE WITHOUT REGRETS. I’m not saying I wanted to go to a jail cell, but I’ve drawn from all of it.”
Comparing herself to Elizabeth Taylor: “Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I’ve never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law.”
Lockup: “As hard as it was for me to admit it when I was in denial, it was a blessing in disguise,” she said of her stint behind bars. “I was in solitary confinement and I took the time to really get into the right headspace.”
Comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe: “Marilyn Monroe went to an institution and said, ‘I may not belong here like the world thinks I do, but I might as well take what I can get here and use it and help other people. I think that?s what everyone should take from those experiences.”
What she would tell her 16-year-old self: “Don’t drink and drive. And be careful who you surround yourself with.”
[From Us Weekly]
So much magic. So much crack. So much delusion. Please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LET HER ADOPT. I can?t think that any adoption agency would let her adopt a child? right? RIGHT? As for her ability to compare herself to Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe without even blinking a f?king crack eye, crackie needs to sit down and stop lying. As for her Oscar talk? hahahahahahahahahahaaha.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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| | Lindsay Showed Up to the 'Liz & Dick' Premiere | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Even though Lindsay Lohan’s probation might soon be revoked, she seemed in pretty high spirits at theLiz & Dick premiere at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night. Though why wouldn’t she be. This is the biggest project she’s worked on in years where she’s the lead. Sure there wasLabor Pains in 2009 and I Know Who Killed Me in 2007 but those were terrible, awful movies that should have been aborted. This one could end up with similar reviews but it’s a Lifetime movie and is to be expected.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Promotes "Liz & Dick" on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Getting ready to dish on her new small screen flick ?Liz & Dick,? Lindsay Lohan turned up for an appearance on ?The Tonight Show with Jay Leno? on Tuesday (November 20).
The 26 year-old troubled actress made a stunning entrance in a cut-out inspired black dress and platform heels as she took a seat next to the late night funnyman for the pre-taped interview.
As for Lindsay's new Lifetime film, critics are already bashing what was supposed to be her ?comeback role.?
In recently released reviews of the movie, Variety called her performance ?adequate? while Newsday agreed, dubbing her acting skills as ?rudimentary ? made rustier by a long absence and a lot of extracurricular activities.? The Hollywood Reporter also chimed in by explaining that LiLo?s recent gig was ?spectacularly bad? and causes ?unintentional hilarity.?
To see for yourself how Lohan did portraying the iconic Elizabeth Taylor, tune in for the premiere of ?Liz & Dick? on November 25th at 9/8c.
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| | Lindsay Lohan: 'I haven't had that true love' I?m looking forward to that' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan arriving in LA last night. She?s been in New York for weeks, partying and promoting Liz & Dick, but I guess her lawyer told her she needed to get her ass back to LA because an arrest was coming down. Do you buy that? That Lindsay returned to LA so that she could make it easier on the cops who are about to arrest her? I?m not sure I believe it, mostly because Lindsay has a history of ducking out of her legal obligations and being crackie in Europe. As you can see, Lindsay?s time in New York was especially rough on her. She looks like a cracked-out vampire ? all white, bloated skin and puffy-faced, with those budget-looking extensions about to fall out. She must have partied HARD right before she left New York.
As I said earlier, sources close to LA County law enforcement are still saying that her arrest could come any day now. Once she?s arrested, TMZ says that her probation will be revoked immediately. And now Hollywood Life says that Lindsay will ?for certain? face jail time. As many of you pointed out, even if Lindsay does have her probation revoked and she?s ?sent to jail,? it will likely only be for a few hours or maybe a day, tops. Of course, I have a question for all of you legal experts out there ? if her probation is revoked, would she even be eligible for bail or bond? Wouldn?t the sheer fact of revoking her probation mean a ?default? to her old sentence, which was something like six months in jail? Still, overcrowding, etc. My point is that if Lindsay goes to jail, the only way she?ll get out is by the ?overcrowding? excuse ? I don?t think she?ll be able to post a bond for herself.
Also: these quotes are floating around. I think they?re recent:
Lindsay Lohan has never been in ”true love”.
The 26-year-old actress – who previously had a long-term relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and has been linked to James Franco – would relish the opportunity to fall in love, but has not found it has happened for her yet.
She said: ”I love being in love, and I want to be in love like that, too. I haven’t had that true love that, yes, is so scary, but you go through all those wonderful experiences. I’m looking forward to that.”
Instead, Lindsay relies heavily on her mother Dina Lohan – with who she has had fallings out in the past, and once accused of being on cocaine – and enjoys the relationship they have.
She added to Hello! magazine: ”My mother’s the strongest person I know. There’s a certain bond that a mother and daughter create when there’s not a fatherly figure in your life and my mother and I have that.”
[From Contact Music]
Poor Cracken. She?s never had ?true love?. Oh, wait. She totally has. She has a ?true love? for crack. For coke. For alcohol. For narcissism. For crack drama. Those are all her true loves. That, and I actually believe she was in love with Samantha Ronson. It was probably more of an ?obsession? though.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's probation will be revoked & her arrest could come any day now | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Liz & Dick premieres on Lifetime this coming Sunday, the 25th. Because that?s just what you need for a little post-Thanksgiving holiday: the gift of crack. I know there will be people who are like, ?Damn, should I watch the Cracken do her best cracked-out Liz Taylor, or should I watch The Dust Bowl and then Homeland?? Well? I?m not going to make that call for you. All I can say is that the reviews are in and they are hilarious. Apparently, this may be one of the worst TV movies ever. GO here to read the Hollywood Reporter?s review ? THR got the ball rolling on bad reviews, and now everyone is trying to outdo each other with scathing critiques.
Anyway, I bring up the Liz & Dick premiere because I keep wondering if Lindsay is going to be arrested (for lying to the police about her June car accident) before Liz & Dick premieres on Sunday. Do you think the cops will give her the Thanksgiving holiday (with turkey and crackberries) and then the sh-t will hit the fan? Perhaps. But there is some good news ? TMZ says that LL?s probation is definitely going to be revoked. Because remember, she?s been on probation this whole time.
Lindsay Lohan is about to have her probation revoked … TMZ has learned.
We broke the story … Lindsay will be charged with the criminal offense of lying to a police officer. As you recall, she told Santa Monica cops she was not driving her Porsche last June when it slammed into an 18-wheeler on Pacific Coast Highway. Fact is, she was — and lying to cops is a crime.
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ … when the Santa Monica City Attorney files the criminal case against Lindsay, it will go to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Jane Godfrey for arraignment. At the time Lindsay is arraigned, we’re told Judge Godfrey will revoke Lindsay’s probation and set the matter for a full hearing, on grounds she violated her probation in the jewelry case by breaking the law.
In case you’re wondering, the judge who handled the jewelry case, Stephanie Sautner, will not be involved in the probation violation case. Once Lindsay was sentenced, the probation case gets sent to whatever judge is hearing the next criminal case against LiLo.
We’re told the criminal case will be filed soon.
[From TMZ]
Well, that actually answered some questions that I?ve been asking all along. Judge Sautner bent over backwards to help the Cracken out, but Sautner isn?t going to have anything to do with these new charges, nor with revoking LL?s probation. And it?s good to know that simply being charged with a crime is enough to get your probation revoked! Here I was, wondering if the California justice system?s motto was ?Whatever, dude. #YOLO.? I believe that’s what is chiseled in stone below California’s statue of Lady Justice.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
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| | Lindsay's Probation Likely to Be Revoked | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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A criminal case will soon be filed against Lindsay Lohan for lying to the cops. The charge is a criminal offense that will most likely see the judge in her case revoke her probation on grounds she broke the law. Again.
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ … when the Santa Monica City Attorney files the criminal case against Lindsay, it will go to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Jane Godfrey for arraignment. At the time Lindsay is arraigned, we’re told Judge Godfrey will revoke Lindsay’s probation and set the matter for a full hearing, on grounds she violated her probation in the jewelry case by breaking the law. TMZ
Remember that Simpsons episode where Lisa used Bart as a subject in her science fair project and in one experiment she attached an electric current to a cupcake and Bart kept trying to grab it maybe 10 times despite being shocked every time? Lindsay Lohan is a lot like Bart but whereas Bart, who’s cartoonishly dumb, eventually became adverse to the thing that harmed him, Lindsay doesn’t.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Bails on Barbara Walters Interview | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Lindsay Lohan’s new PR team officially put the kibosh her “20/20? interview with Barbara Walters next week, on account of it’s hard to keep your lies straight when you’ve been doing blow for 36 hours straight. TMZ says:
When she originally agreed to the interview, it was supposed to focus on her new movie, “Liz & Dick.”
But in the past week, producers made it clear to Lohan that Barbara wanted to talk about her personal life as well, including allegations that she lied to police about the June car crash on Pacific Coast Highway.
Lindsay’s new PR team felt it would be a mistake to put Lindsay in the hot seat, where she could possibly say something that could screw up her case, so they pulled the plug.
Pulling out of the Barbara Walters interview is probably the smartest move Lindsay’s made in the last five years. That fur coat she’s wearing isn’t too bad, either. I bet whoever she stole it from really misses it.
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| | Lindsay Lohan to be charged with lying to the police for her June car accident | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan last night in Manhattan. Guess who was with Lindsay? ALI!!! This is the first time I?ve seen Ali in MONTHS. I haven?t seen her since before she mysteriously went to ?South Korea? to ?model? over the summer. Well, Ali is in NYC with the Cracken, so you know some crack shenanigans are going down soon. As for Lindsay?s outfit?busted. She looks like a cracked-out raccoon. Is that a raccoon pelt?! And Ali looks? er? poor Ali. That poor kid.
Lindsay has been in NYC for more than week ? she was there during Hurricane/Frankenstorm Sandy, staying at a hotel. But the Cracken will have to return to LA sooner rather than later? TMZ reports that Lindsay is going to be charged with ?lying to police? from that cracktastrophe on the Pacific Coast Highway back in June. That was like two dozen cracktastrophes ago!
Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway … TMZ has learned.
We broke the story … Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler. Fact is she was — according to multiple witnesses.
Law enforcement sources tell us … the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney … possibly this week.
The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she’s currently on probation for the jewelry heist. The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner — the jewelry judge — could send her to the slammer for a long, long time.
And law enforcement sources tell us … cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash. Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk. Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay’s doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed. Authorities then backed off that charge.
As for the charge of lying to cops, Lindsay almost dodged that bullet. You may recall, after the accident, Lindsay went to the hospital where she was interviewed by cops, and that’s when she told them she wasn’t behind the wheel. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, made a mad dash for the hospital to muzzle her client (see video), but she was a few minutes too late.
Comedy and crime — it’s all about timing.
[From TMZ]
Yeah, here?s what I don?t understand (and please, California legal experts, explain it to me): how is this not an AUTOMATIC violation of the terms of Lindsay?s probation. Like, if and when Lindsay is charged with lying to the police, why wouldn?t that automatically trigger a probation violation and she would have to go straight to court/jail? Isn?t that what her judge said when they were going through the terms of her last probation? That if she screwed up even once, her probation would be null and she would immediately face the consequences? But I guess not? because the California Justice System is all ?Meh? when it comes to Lindsay Lohan. They don?t want to deal with her anymore.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail for Lying to the Cops | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Lindsay Lohan may be charged with a misdemeanor for lying to the cops after rear-ending a semi on Pacific Coast Highway back in June. Lindsay told police she was not driving despite multiple witnesses saying she was.
The charge could trigger a probation violation for Lindsay, who’s currently on probation for stealing jewelry. The judge could send Lindsay to jail for a long time.
And law enforcement sources tell us … cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash. Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk. Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay’s doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed. Authorities then backed off that charge. TMZ
Of course, none of that is going to happen. The only way Lindsay is going to jail is if someone left a trail of Red Bull Vodkas to a cell.
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