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Here’s the formerly sexy Jessica Simpson rolling her huge self out of an automobile the other day in her best Harley Davidson shirt and fat chick sweatpants. Ugh. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. The good news is that I recently heard a rumor that she’s in talks with Weight
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| | Jessica Simpson negotiating a postpartum Weight Watchers endorsement? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Before Jessica Simpson actually got inseminated by her K-Fed, there were rumors for months that she was possibly knocked up. Such is the cross to bear for every large-breasted girl who gains weight in her mid-section – people always think we?re pregnant when really we?ve just been eating potato chips and watching The Closer all weekend (cough). What was my point? Ah, yes: Jessica was a bit heavier before she even got pregnant. I think she still looked lovely, and what I always say about her is that people wouldn?t even notice when she gains weight if she just consistently dressed for her body type, which is a short, petite hourglass. Jessica always stuffs herself into unflattering, too-small dresses OR wears oversized, unflattering muumuus. Now that Jess is preggo, not much has changed, honestly. She?s still wearing clothes she shouldn?t, but no one is yelling about it because hey, she?s pregnant and maybe she?s just trying to be comfortable.
So Jessica is already thinking about what happens after she gives birth. She?s apparently thinking about how hard it?s going to be for her to lose the baby weight – so as a potential stop-gap for endless postpartum tabloid covers (?Jessica?s baby weight gain ends engagement!? etc), Jess is in negotiations to get a Weight Watchers endorsement deal.
Jessica Simpson won’t give birth until next spring, but she’s already planning her postbaby slimdown!
The mom-to-be, 31, is in talks with Weight Watchers for a $4 million deal to shed pregnancy pounds, Us Weekly has exclusively learned.
Simpson — engaged to ex-NFL star Eric Johnson — had initially intended to sign with the company to lose weight she had gained over the past few years.
“But then she got pregnant,” says the source. “So this was the perfect compromise.”
Under the contract, Simpson would have one year to use the point-counting program to “lose a signficant amount of weight,” says the insider.
She’s then show off her results in ads for the company — much like current spokeswoman Jennifer Hudson.
Despite the deal, Simpson isn’t letting her weight gain get her down. “I’m bigger than I’ve ever been,” she recently told Us. “But I want to show off my bump!”
[From Us Weekly]
Part of me thinks that this is a good idea, and that Jessica is the kind of person that needs outside motivation, someone looking over her shoulder to help her out. Another part of me thinks it?s gross to negotiate a contract for weight loss while you?re still pregnant – it speaks to screwed up priorities, I think. Just chill out at home, enjoy being a first-time mom, enjoy the baby and don?t get all stressed out about the weight loss, for the love of God.
Also: does anyone think this is an implicit renunciation of The Tracy Anderson Method? You know Jessica was training with Anderson for months before she got pregnant, and she hardly lost any weight (she might have been more toned, though). It?s like Jessica is acknowledging that she shouldn?t do the fancy, expensive trainer, she should do the more ?middle of the road? Weight Watchers.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Jessica Simpson Loves Pregnancy | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jessica Simpson tells PEOPLE that pregnancy was meant for her. Om nom nom nom. She continues, “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.” *Opens mouth, pretends to shovel food inside.* Om nom nom nom.
Simpson adds, “Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing. Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.” And you also get to “eat for two.” Om nom nom nom.
“People always say that pregnant women have a glow,” she says. “And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional.”
And there goes any idealized notions you had about pregnancies. Women don’t glow, they just sweat a lot on account of all that fat pressing against their struggling hearts. Also, she made her fiance Eric Johnson her b*tch. “When I’m tired, I make Eric rub me,” she says. “Eric is very, very supportive. We’re both extremely excited. He’s been to every doctor’s appointment with me. We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!”
“Rub my toes while I polish off this bucket of chicken and Costco tub of ice cream. Om nom nom nom.”
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| | Finally, Jessica Simpson's Pregnant Boobies!!! | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’ve been waiting a long time for this day to come, it’s taken months and months of denial after denial and all kinds of lame turtleneck sweater cover ups, but finally Jessica Simpson has decided now was the right time to show off her big pregnant breasts. Finally! Here she is showing off her big
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| | Jessica Simpson's pregnancy was unplanned & she?ll marry after the birth | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Now that we know Jessica Simpson is super-for-sure-preggo, people are wondering what?s up with her wedding. My theory: Jessica figured she wasn?t going to ?beat? Nick Lachey to the wedding, so she ?beat? him to babies, and she figured that she could have a completely separate (later) drama with the wedding, if she felt like it. Not that I?m saying that she got pregnant only to ?beat? her ex-husband. I?m not saying that at all. I think she got pregnant because she couldn?t figure out if her birth control pill would still work if she farted on it. And because she?s in love, of course. But mostly because of the farting thing (I tease because I love, ladies). Anyway, ?sources? (Papa Joe) tell People Mag that Jessica is definitely planning a wedding - but it?s definitely going to be later than she originally expected:
It’s been a whirlwind year for Jessica Simpson, who became engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson last November and recently confirmed that she’s expecting their first child.
“They’re really excited,” a source tells PEOPLE of the pregnancy. “It wasn’t something they planned per se, but it’s also not something they were trying to avoid.”
Still, it did cause the couple to put the brakes on planning their wedding, which will now probably happen after the baby is born.
“They’re both still really committed to getting married, and were both really into making decisions about what kind of wedding they wanted,” continues the source, who adds that the nuptials were originally set for this month.
“It’s just going to be at a later date now [because] they really want to enjoy this time in their lives.”
And despite tabloid reports that the couple is expecting a girl, another source confirms to PEOPLE that they don’t know the sex of their baby.
But whether they have to stock up on blue or Pink onesies, “they’re both very family-oriented and having a baby is something they both wanted,” the first source says. “It’s wonderful!”
[From People]
I?ve wondered for a while if somewhere in that box of hair that Jess calls a brain, she doesn?t wonder if it?s such a good idea to lock down Eric Johnson legally. Like, I feel like I can see slowly processing what a K-Fed he is. But maybe that?s my imagination. Maybe she?s totally in lurve. We?ll see.
By the way, OK! Magazine had an interesting (fictional) story about Jessica thinking she was pregnant with twins. If only there was *SOME* way for Jessica to find out if she was having a multiple birth (?I?m farting twice as much, does that mean there are two babies?? Jess asks her gyno).
Jessica Simpson was thrilled to have a baby ? until she feared she might have two! After all Jessica Simpson?s ?hot mess? years ? through her divorce from Nick Lachey, and humiliation at the hands of John (?she?s sexual napalm?) Mayer and Tony Romo (who reportedly dumped her in an IHOP parking lot) ? it?s been heartening to see the pregnancy glow in the singer?s eyes as she and fianc Eric Johnson prepare for parenthood.
The star had fun with her pregnancy on Halloween, Tweeting, ?It?s true ? I?m going to be a mummy!? along with a photo of herself in an Egyptian mummy costume, holding her bump. But behind the punny facade, insiders say that as Jess? body grows exponentially, she?s ridden with angst.
The biggest stressor? For a time Jessica, 31, who reportedly used IVF, was concerned that she might be carrying twins ? at least.
?That was scary for her,? says the source. ?Jessica is a perfectionist and she was panicking that she wouldn?t be able to cram in everything she needs to do in time for the birth. ?For instance, she put so much effort into making the nursery absolutely perfect ? she even had it repainted three times! So when the doctor said she might be having twins, she had to rethink everything.?
IS JESS UP TO THE JOB?
Even the thought of having one baby is starting to weigh on Jessica.
?She?s totally freaking out? an insider reveals to OK!. ?Now that she?s so close to the finish line, fear is setting in. She?s been so excited to be a mom ? it?s been like a fairy tale, but it?s becoming real and she worries she?s not ready.?
Indeed, Jess has a laundry list of anxieties. ?She?s starting to question whether or not she?ll be a good mom,? the source explains, ?or if she?s going to have postpartum depression, if she?ll get her body back. She?s just in panic mode about every little detail.?
Fortunately, when Jessica seems ready to fly off the rails, her fianc reins her in. ?Thank God for Eric,? the insider tells OK!. ?The guy is a rock. He can always talk Jessica off the ledge by making a cute little joke or just by telling her what an amazing mother she?ll be. And he has really proven to Jessica that he will be a great dad!?
[From OK! Magazine]
Ah, it looks like Farty did find out that she?s not having twins. Good. But seriously, I don?t buy that she?s panicking or worried. In most photos, she looks totally blissed out and happy, and she really doesn?t seem like the kind of person who gets really stressed out over anything.
Oh, and IVF? She?s what, 31? I doubt she had IVF. She probably just farted on her birth control and it was the closest thing to divine conception ever.
Photos courtesy of Jessica?s website & Fame.
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| | Jessica Simpson sounds smart: 'not being anorexic was great for branding' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we know, Jessica Simpson is a clothing, shoe and handbag mogul. She’s now taken to talking about her business, and her relationship, instead of going on about her bodily functions and hygiene. It’s a better media strategy to say the least. Soon-to-be mummy Jess covers the most recent issue of Lucky Mag. The interviewer met with her at her office, and they paint a picture of a thoughtful but goofy woman running a multi-million dollar business. It’s a nice turnaround for her. In Lucky, Jess talks about her weight gain being an issue in the tabloids, and says that being an average size helped her brand and earned her compliments from fans. She also said she’s “still confident” no matter her size. It’s a nice message actually.
When she started dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and gained some happiness weight, she was cruelly mocked by the press after she was shot in high-waisted jeans onstage at a country music concert. Simpson?s size became a newsstand seller and the subject of running jokes in tabloids and blogs: ?What happened to the hot chick from Newlyweds?? But everything seemed to shift when Simpson did the unthinkable: Instead of spending six hours a day on the Exercycle and going on a juice cleanse, she ditched that celebrity ideal and said, ?I like the way I look.?
And did women respond. Her fans rallied around her on Internet message boards (?No matter what size Jessica Simpson is she is gorgeous!?) and on the street: ?All kinds of women started coming up to me and saying what an example I was setting by not constantly dieting,? she tells me as we sit at a conference table in her airy, high-ceilinged showroom. People stopped seeing her as the ditzy blonde with the hot body, and instead Simpson became a real person with real, familiar struggles. ?Everybody fluctuates, but I?m open about my weight and I?m still confident,? Jessica says. ?I didn?t cry about it too much.?
Ironically, as her waist grew larger, both her life and her fashion business, which she launched in 2005, improved dramatically. ?I got so much scrutiny for putting on extra pounds, but I think that the decision not to make myself anorexic was actually great for branding,? she says. ?Because when you?re really, really skinny, not everybody can relate to you.? All those supportive ladies, it seems, went out and bought what Simpson had to offer: affordable apparel in all styles. And all sizes. The Jessica Simpson Collection is now expected to bring in almost a billion dollars by the end of 2012. That is at least one zero more than most other celebrity fashion lines, and more than the GDP of Grenada.
Today, Simpson obviously enjoys her role as fashion mogul. ?I love this green!? she says, touching a piece of fabric pinned to a board in her showroom. The walls are decorated with enormous, gorgeous photos of Simpson modeling the clothes she designed. Below them hang inspiration boards with photos ripped from magazines, along with actual pieces of hers?a floral-top bikini is pinned to one board, a pair of aquamarine shorts is tacked up to another, bangles sway on a third. ?We should do a skirt like that,? she says, pointing to a photo of a model in a long denim skirt with a really high slit. As someone behind us takes notes, other people scurry past, opening Fed Ex shipments of fabric samples and scheduling a photo shoot involving a bathtub full of fake diamonds. Tina Simpson, Jessica?s mother, who is co?creative director of the collection, hovers in the distance. ?I do the fun part,? Jessica tells me, ?and I let them stress about the details.?
Simpson says her personal shopping habits have changed: ?I?m more particular now because I know what things are costing the manufacturers. So I know when I?m getting ripped off!?
When I ask for specifics, she says, ?Mom, what?s that itchy fabric that I hate??
Tina, across the room, yells, ?Well, you?re not a big fan of stretched satin!?
Jessica says, ?Oh, gosh. But we sell so much of it!?
Tina holds up three bridesmaid-looking dresses in jewel tones. ?We have a beautiful array of stretched satin,? she says. ?And we sell the haboobie-joobies out of these things!? Everybody laughs.
[From Lucky]
So it sounds like Jessica’s mom is the brains of the operation. She couldn’t even remember the name of the fabric she hates. Meanwhile Jess says she’s in no hurry to get married at all. She told Lucky ?When I got engaged, everyone thought I would get married immediately, but I have not put a single dress on, and by the time this comes out I will not be married! We?re just enjoying being engaged right now?and that?s honest.” Well that’s another smart decision on her part, whether she made it consciously or Eric is getting cold feet or whatever. We’ve heard up until now that it’s Jessica who is putting off the wedding after she learned that she was pregnant, and that her family doesn’t approve of freeloader Eric.
This interview was conducted before Jessica made an announcement about the pregnancy, and of potential babies and possibly slowing down her business she said “I feel like I do chill out, but I also want to keep this going. If it has my name on it, I want my stamp of approval to be on it. I want to keep my customers coming back. So it?s going to be important to me in these next years to stay focused on the collection.” So will Eric be a stay at home day while Jess runs her empire? I never quite saw her that way before.
Photos courtesy of Fame and Lucky magazine
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| | Jessica Simpson Announces She's A Mummy | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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In case you couldn’t already tell by her massive protruding belly, Jessica Simpson has announced that she’s pregnant. Shocking. Oh and she dressed up as a mummy for Halloween. Isn’t she clever? Anyhow, I don’t care about any of that, I’m just annoyed that Hilary Duff’s amazing pregnancy hotness has changed my view of pregnant
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| | Jessica Simpson confirms pregnancy: 'It's true! I am going to be a mummy!' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Yesterday afternoon, Jessica Simpson tweeted the above photo with the message, ?It’s true, I am going to be a mummy.? FINALLY, a confirmation of something that we?ve known for several months now: Jessica Simpson dressed up as a mummy for Halloween. Also, she?s preggo.
What else is there to say? She?s 31 years old, engaged to Eric Johnson, her unemployed Yalie, and this will be the first child for both of them. Sources claim Jessica is about six months along, which seems about right - meaning she would be due end of January, early February.
So? instead of announcing her pregnancy on a big celebrity weekly, she went a more subdued route, via Twitter and her website. She also shows us that she has a sense of humor about herself - most Hollywood women wouldn?t choose a costumed Halloween photo for their big baby announcement. All in all, I give Jessica extra points for how she handled herself the past few months, especially considering the rather stark difference between Jessica?s low-key behavior and non-bumpwhoring versus Beyonce, who is allegedly due around the same time as Jessica.
Photos courtesy of Jessica Simpson, WENN & Fame.
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| | Jessica Simpson Announces She's Pregnant | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept secret in Hollywood since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
She’s gonna be a mummy. So the baby bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the announcement was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and trapped in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that one will forever remain a mystery.
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| | Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Moments ago, Jessica Simpson confirmed the pregnancy everyone knew about.
It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!
By the way, she made a pun out of the announcement, dressing like a mummy, hence, “I am going to be a mummy.” If I had my tomatoes, I’d throw them at her. She’d probably unhinge her jaw to try to eat them too.
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