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| | Jessica Simpson Is Absolutely Huge | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I was kind of in the mood for a fattie this morning, I guess all the oversized waitresses from last night somehow got into my subconscious, so that’s where these shots of Jessica Simpson come in. Here she is out doing some holiday shopping with her fancy designer tarp covering her massive body. I don’t
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| | Pregnant Jessica Simpson Goes Wedding Dress Shopping | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Gearing up for her nuptials with fiance Eric Johnson, Jessica Simpson was spotted visiting a wedding dress boutique in Los Angeles on Sunday (December 18).
Joined by a gal pal, the ?Come on Over? songstress looked pleasantly pregnant as she looked at dresses at the Monique Lhuillier store at Melrose Place.
Jessica also stopped into several other retail shops to work on her Christmas shopping list before heading home to relax.
Ms. Simpson has been focusing her efforts on her future ?Fashion Star? pursuits as well as her post-pregnancy Weight Watchers contract. Sounds like she?ll be a busy mommy!
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| | Weight Watchers Paying Jessica Simpson $3 Million | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Obscenely pregnant Jessica Simpson just signed an estimated $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose the post-pregnancy weight and become a news spokesperson for their weight loss program. According to Page Six:
Sources tell us the blond star has been fielding offers from a number of weight-loss programs, [but she ultimately chose to go with Weight Watchers].
One source said, ?The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she?ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.?
So it actually behooves her to put on more weight before the baby comes because then her post-pregnancy weight loss will seem all the more drastic. It will inspire fatties everywhere to believe the secret to looking like a slightly less bloated Jessica Simpson is measuring portions and assigning points and ordering from the WW section of the menu at Applebee’s, when the reality is it will be the personal trainer, the personal chef, a prescription for Adderall and Ambien, illegally obtained human growth hormone and $10,000 worth of liposuction and that will make Jessica Simpson look like she did before the baby and Krispy Kreme wrecked her body.
With fiance Eric Johnson and sister Ashlee and her son Bronx in New York yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Jessica Simpson Scores $3 Million Weight Watchers Deal | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Remember how I said Jessica Simpson’s kid was going to be worthless? That’s still true for the most part but what that kid couldn’t give Jessica in magazine covers, it’ll give her in $3 million worth of excess fat which she’ll now struggle to lose.
According to Page Six, Weight Watchers, tired of looking at fat Jessica like the rest of us, has promised to pay Jessica $3 million to lose the baby weight. ?The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she?ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.?
Finally. Jessica might eventually get back down to her awesome skinny days. Too bad it had to take a hefty (giggle)sum to convince her.
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| | Jessica Simpson Is Distracting | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jessica Simpson went out with her sister and her nephew Bronx in New York the other day and, good lord, her breasts are huge from the pregnancy. Honestly, I can’t even tell if she’s pregnant still. My eyes sort of stop at her chest.
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| | Jessica Simpson's Cleavage Is Dangerous | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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It looks like Jessica Simpson, her horse-faced sister, some weird looking kid and her massive pregnant breasts spent the day together in New York City. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, other than the fact that I don’t think it’s safe to have a child that close to such ginormous breasts, the kid could accidentally
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| | Jessica Simpson's Massive Chubcakes | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I really don’t find pregnant Jessica Simpson all that attractive, I like my women to be without any humans growing inside of them, but I am a big fan of her massive new chubcakes. Look at those things! Awesome. It looks like her chest is pregnant with twins. I just want to feel one of
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| | Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Take Jessica Simpson Girls to NYC | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Hoping to drum up big sales with their collaborative collection, the Simpson sister took over Dylan's Candy Bar in New York City on Thursday night (December 1).
Looking adorable, a Dolce&Gabbana clad Jessica was joined by fiance Eric Johnson as she and little sister Ashlee launched their Jessica Simpson Girls line alongside guests including Dylan Lauren and Jessica Seinfeld.
The collection will include denim, knits, hoodies, pullovers, graphic tees, outerwear and footwear, with Jess previously telling WWD, "Creating a tween apparel collection was a natural extension for the brand. I'm excited to bring my sister, Ashlee, along as co-creative director of this division, because she brings a savvy rocker edge that defines today's tweens."
Of the project, Ashlee added, "My goal as co-creative director will be to design clothes that will help inspire young girls to express their personalities and creativity through fashion."
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| | Jessica & Ashee Simpson: Sisterly Bonding in NYC | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Braving the chilly conditions, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
were spotted making their rounds in Manhattan earlier today (December 1).
Mother-to-be Jessica looked overjoyed as she carried Ashlee?s son Bronx past the swarm of shutterbugs, sporting a cleavage-baring animal print dress.
In a recent interview, the ?Come On Over? songstress noted that her pregnancy glow has been caused by the fact that her bun in the oven makes her sweat.
?People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it?s because you?re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they?re glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional.?
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| | Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson have a fart-soaked date night in NYC | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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After walking their first red carpet together as a pregnant couple two nights ago, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson spent all of yesterday getting photographed in NYC. I swear, Jessica had three costume changes. Which is fine – whatever farty wants, farty shall have. Jess and Eric still look really happy together. I actually think they look even more loved up now that Jessica is knocked up. It pleases me that Eric seems like the kind of guy who is going to stick around, and that he actually likes being around Jessica, although I still kind of wonder if Eric ?tricked? (TRAPPED) Jessica into this pregnancy in lieu of getting a job. Now his full-time job is ?Jessica Simpson?s fianc/baby-daddy.? Which I?m sure pays well.
By the way, you know how Beyonce is more than eight months pregnant right now (hahahahahahaa)? Well, Jessica has said that she?s DUE IN THE SPRING. Seriously. Meaning late March, early April. Meaning she?s only five months pregnant right now? Those Simpson girls get big bumps early, don?t they?
Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.
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