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| | Jessica Simpson Is A Huge Star | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant and all and, but I realy wasn’t expecting her to get THIS massive. She’s huge!!!! Here she is showing off that gigantic baby bump on the red carpet for something in a dress that really wasn’t designed for this kind of thing. I’m not sure this can really
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| | Everything about Jessica Simpson looks pregnant, and she's not due until Spring | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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These are some new photos of Jessica Simpson at the NBC Winter Press Tour in Pasadena on Friday. OMG. I mean, she?s so beautiful, and she?s so, so pregnant, but it?s just amazing to me that Jessica is, like, barely six months along. I don?t even think she?s hit the six-month mark yet! She keeps saying that she?s due ?in the Spring?. And this is how huge she is in her SECOND trimester. I understand that every woman carries differently, but I?d just like to point out, yet again, how weird Beyonce?s pillowy pregnancy was compared to Jessica?s obvious pregnancy. Everything about Jessica looks preggo, her face, her arms, her boobs, her bump, EVERYTHING. Even her hair looks pregnant. She?s a super-cute pregnant girl, isn?t she? I like that there are still some celebrities who carry heavily.
Jessica was promoting her new NBC show, Fashion Star, which is kind of a Project Runway knock-off. Jessica plays – no joke – the Tim Gunn-esque ?mentor? figure to the contestants. Like, she comes in to the workroom and tells them what to change, etc. E! News had an interview with Jessica about the project:
Cute. I mean, good God, her boobs are HUGE. They look gigantic in that video. I?m also including a photo of Jessica with her creepy father, who has gotten himself a super-creepy haircut that makes him look? ridiculous.
I?m also including photos of Nicole Richie at this event – I absolutely loathe her hair here. It does nothing for her, and it looks super-damaged and busted. I like her outfit, though. Anyway, Nicole is one of the judges on Fashion Star (like, she?s the Nina Garcia), and despite rumors to the contrary, she and Jessica do get along. Allegedly. We?ll see.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Jessica Simpson Reveals Pregnancy Food Favorites | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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It?s no secret that ladies get a little food crazy when they?re with child, and Jessica Simpson isn?t immune to this phenomenon.
The ?Come On Over? songstress took to her Twitter page to share her favorite pregnancy foods, and they?re pretty typical.
Jessica shared, "Kraft mac and cheese with Lawry's seasoning salt is the breakfast for pregnant champions!!!"
She also told Rachel Ray, "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich."
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| | Jessica Simpson in Pregnancy Catsuit | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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They say black is slimming. You know what else is black but isn’t slimming? If you were going to say, “Jessica Simpson in a pregnancy catsuit’, well yes, that’s true, but it wasn’t what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of black hole. You know, a sucking vortex that squashes all matter with the crushing weight of its gravitational pull? So yeah, Jessica Simpson. Carry on.
Photo source: Fame Pictures
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| | Jessica Simpson Is Absolutely Huge | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I was kind of in the mood for a fattie this morning, I guess all the oversized waitresses from last night somehow got into my subconscious, so that’s where these shots of Jessica Simpson come in. Here she is out doing some holiday shopping with her fancy designer tarp covering her massive body. I don’t
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| | Pregnant Jessica Simpson Goes Wedding Dress Shopping | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Gearing up for her nuptials with fiance Eric Johnson, Jessica Simpson was spotted visiting a wedding dress boutique in Los Angeles on Sunday (December 18).
Joined by a gal pal, the ?Come on Over? songstress looked pleasantly pregnant as she looked at dresses at the Monique Lhuillier store at Melrose Place.
Jessica also stopped into several other retail shops to work on her Christmas shopping list before heading home to relax.
Ms. Simpson has been focusing her efforts on her future ?Fashion Star? pursuits as well as her post-pregnancy Weight Watchers contract. Sounds like she?ll be a busy mommy!
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| | Weight Watchers Paying Jessica Simpson $3 Million | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Obscenely pregnant Jessica Simpson just signed an estimated $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose the post-pregnancy weight and become a news spokesperson for their weight loss program. According to Page Six:
Sources tell us the blond star has been fielding offers from a number of weight-loss programs, [but she ultimately chose to go with Weight Watchers].
One source said, ?The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she?ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.?
So it actually behooves her to put on more weight before the baby comes because then her post-pregnancy weight loss will seem all the more drastic. It will inspire fatties everywhere to believe the secret to looking like a slightly less bloated Jessica Simpson is measuring portions and assigning points and ordering from the WW section of the menu at Applebee’s, when the reality is it will be the personal trainer, the personal chef, a prescription for Adderall and Ambien, illegally obtained human growth hormone and $10,000 worth of liposuction and that will make Jessica Simpson look like she did before the baby and Krispy Kreme wrecked her body.
With fiance Eric Johnson and sister Ashlee and her son Bronx in New York yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Jessica Simpson Scores $3 Million Weight Watchers Deal | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Remember how I said Jessica Simpson’s kid was going to be worthless? That’s still true for the most part but what that kid couldn’t give Jessica in magazine covers, it’ll give her in $3 million worth of excess fat which she’ll now struggle to lose.
According to Page Six, Weight Watchers, tired of looking at fat Jessica like the rest of us, has promised to pay Jessica $3 million to lose the baby weight. ?The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she?ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.?
Finally. Jessica might eventually get back down to her awesome skinny days. Too bad it had to take a hefty (giggle)sum to convince her.
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| | Jessica Simpson Is Distracting | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jessica Simpson went out with her sister and her nephew Bronx in New York the other day and, good lord, her breasts are huge from the pregnancy. Honestly, I can’t even tell if she’s pregnant still. My eyes sort of stop at her chest.
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| | Jessica Simpson's Cleavage Is Dangerous | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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It looks like Jessica Simpson, her horse-faced sister, some weird looking kid and her massive pregnant breasts spent the day together in New York City. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, other than the fact that I don’t think it’s safe to have a child that close to such ginormous breasts, the kid could accidentally
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