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| | Madonna makes designer friends hire Jesus | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna and Jesus are closer than ever, according to Page Six. This, after the couple broke up right before Madonna headed off to Malawi to attempt to adopt Mercy James. When the adoption fell through, Madonna fell back into the arms of Jesus Luz - with perhaps a pit stop into Guy Ritchie?s arms. Some sources even claim that Madonna and Jesus have been inseparable since Madonna fell off a horse in the Hamptons, then blamed the fall on the paparazzi.
So what keeps Jesus and Madonna together? Mutual affection? Love? Contractual obligations? Career advancement? Page Six is making a case for career advancement, but just in Jesus? case. Madonna has been calling up all of her fashion designer friends, trying to make sure Jesus has enough work to keep him in New York with her:
Thanks to Madonna?s high-powered pals, she isn’t recovering from her injuries alone.
Madge, who recently got tossed from her horse in the Hamptons, has reunited with her Brazilian man-candy, Jesus Luz, and insiders are crediting her friends in the fashion world for it.
Marc Jacobs “wrote a letter of support for Jesus’ work permit” to allow him to stay in the country, said our source. “Marc campaigned for Jesus, saying he is highly talented and a necessity to the label.”
Last week, Women’s Wear Daily reported Dolce & Gabbana’s fall-winter menswear campaign will feature Luz. Our tipster said, “All these fashion lines are hiring Jesus as a favor to Madonna. As long as he can legally work in the US, they can be together.”
Madonna’s rep said she’s “not at all involved in managing the career of Jesus Luz. His Dolce job was arranged through his agents,” and Madonna hadn’t asked anyone to help him. Jacobs’ rep had no comment.
[From NY Post Page Six]
Wow… just, wow. Is Madonna so powerful within the fashion community that she can just call up all of her designer friends, and they?ll hire Jesus for actual campaigns? And Marc Jacobs, personally, wrote a letter to support Jesus staying in-country? Madonna sure is putting a lot of effort into keeping her man-candy permanently at hand. Jesus is also beholden to Madonna in several different ways now - what happens when he pisses her off? Will the modeling contracts suddenly disappear? Will bookers no longer take his calls? And what in the world is Madonna getting out of all of this? The public image of a a fifty-year-old cougar who arranges everything in her boy-toy?s life?
Here?s Jesus and Madonna leaving the Waverly Inn separately after having dinner on April 22nd. Image thanks to WENN.com .
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| | Madonna is a Great Mom, Part 253 | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Here’s a real shocker for you: Madonna’s unquenchable narcissism and obsession with working out makes her a less-than-ideal mother! Astounding, I know. According to Madonna’s former chef and house manager Eric Ienco, her children are lucky if they get to see her Madgesty for more than a half hour a day. He told the National Enquirer
“It’s a puzzle she wants to adopt again. She’s hardly ever with her children. She’s got two full-time nannies and one part-time nanny. So why adopt a kid if somebody else is raising them?
[Her day is rigidly planned --] she gets up and has a coffee, then she does two hours of yoga. Then there’s two hours of Pilates and exercise. That’s six days a week.
After that, she deals with her e-mail, her calls and the rest of her business. And after that, she spends maybe half an hour with the kids. If Lourdes comes in and says, ‘I want to see Mom,’ she is told, ‘She’s doing yoga’ - and Lourdes knows she can’t disturb Mom.
Madonna puts herself before her kids. When she adopted little David, he arrived at her home from Africa - and three hours later, she left to do Pilates. Wouldn’t you think she’d want to spend the entire day with her new son?”
There’s only one plausible reason she’s so desperate to adopt — viable pluripotent stem cells harvested from fresh kiddie organs. Mama doesn’t need a new pair of shoes; she needs a new liver and organic dermal reconstruction!
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| | Local police: Madonna never mentioned paparazzi role in horse fall | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna fell off a horse while riding in the Hamptons on Saturday, and issued a statement claiming that her horse “was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes.” She suffered only minor injuries and was seen at a local hospital and released. The 50 year-old singer was photographed on the beach the next day and seems to be fine now.
There was only one guy photographing Madonna the day she fell, and he swears that he left before Madonna’s accident because he wasn’t getting good shots of her. The photographer told TMZ that he took off well before Madonna fell, and then returned when he heard that ambulances were called to the scene. He said “”If I had startled the horse, I would have gotten pictures!”
The paparazzi aren’t known for their trustworthiness, and many were willing to believe Madonna’s account that this guy spooked her horse even though he denies it. The only problem is that local police say that no one from Madonna’s side mentioned the paparazzi at all and that it’s not on their report of the incident:
The 50-year-old pop star was asked how she was doing after a night recuperating at pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s estate.
“Better,” she replied.
Madonna’s camp claims her prior encounter with a photographer didn’t go quite so nicely.
Spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg claimed her superstar client was thrown when a photog jumped out of a patch of bushes and startled her horse, sending her flying.
But freelance photographer Thomas Hinton claims he played no role in Madonna’s mishap - a position supported by the Southampton Village Police Department.
Sgt. Herbert Johnson pointed out to TMZ.com Monday that no one mentioned a shutterbug in the police report about the incident. “There is no mention of photographers,” he said. “It’s a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written ‘paparazzi’ in the form - if they felt there was a problem.”
Hinton told The News he shot some frames of Madonna riding her horse about 3:50 p.m. Saturday, but took off soon after because he didn’t have a good vantage point.
Hinton returned more than 40 minutes later when he got tipped off that Madonna had had an accident, he says.
“I arrived more than 10 minutes after she fell, and I was shooting from the street,” Hinton said. “I don’t know what [Rosenberg] is talking about.”
Madonna, who was born in Bay City, Mich., and once worked at a Dunkin’ Donuts, has taken pains to reinvent herself as a high-class jodhpur-wearing British countrywoman.
After buying Ashcombe, a 1,200-acre estate in Wiltshire, she had an indoor riding arena built there.
Following a rib-cracking fall in 2005, she got back in the saddle and stepped up her lessons.
Friends say ex-husband Guy Ritchie’s lack of support after that accident was one of the many issues responsible for their eventual split.
Madonna’s recent decision to relocate to New York hasn’t dampened her enthusiasm for becoming an accomplished equestrian.
Last month, she entered a horse competition in Florida under a pseudonym, according to sources. Some suspect she may be reluctant to admit she again lost control of the reins, preferring to blame the paparazzi.
[From The NY Daily News]
It looks like Madonna just got caught blaming someone else for her mishap. It figures that the woman who depends on the paparazzi to drum up interest in her career, revived by sheer will power, stunt dating, and hours of pilates a day, would blame them when something goes wrong. It’s all someone else’s fault when something bad happens to Madonna.
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| | You Liiiiiiieeee! | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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After Vadge got dropped on her roidy ass (which probably killed a whole colony of ants living down below) by a really hot horse, she blamed the whole thing on a paparazzo. Vadge's spokeswhore said that a pap jumped out of the bushes, freaking the horse out and causing Baby Jesus' pimp to hit the ground. The pap said Vadge and her slaves were telling major major lies. According to his ass, he was only around before and after the fall, but not during. He said that if he was around, he would've gotten pictures of her flying off her high horse. And those pictures would've immediately been hung over my bed, so that I could go to bed and wake up with a smile on my mug.
The cops who took Vadge's statement are apparently sliding up to the pap's side. Sgt. Herbert Johnson of the Southampton Police Department told TMZ, "There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem."
Why does Vadge gotta lie like that? She has no reason to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows that most living things don't want her riding their backs. I mean, her tarantula crotch can pinch through the toughest saddle, so that horse looked up to the sky, said a prayer and tossed the cuntrag. It tried to make it work.
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| | Madonna Blames Paparazzo For Horseback-Riding Accident | | Added 15 years ago | Source: MTV |
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Singer hospitalized for minor injuries.By Gil Kaufman
Madonna
Photo: Ray Tamarra/ Getty Images
Madonna was hospitalized briefly on Saturday after taking a spill while riding a horse at the South Hampton, New York, home of photographer Steven Klein.
The 50-year-old singer was taken to a hospital after the fall, treated for suffering minor injuries and bruises before being released, according to spokesperson Liz Rosenberg.
"The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend," Rosenberg said in a statement to UsMagazine.com. "Madonna will be having further tests and will continue to remain under observation by doctors.'
But the photographer who is being blamed for allegedly causing the incident, Thomas Hinton, told TMZ that while he was the only paparazzo around when Madonna tumbled off her horse, he had nothing to do with the incident. Hinton claimed to have taken shots of Madonna before and after she fell but said he has no pics of the actual accident because he walked away after shooting the pictures of her riding the horse. He said that 30 minutes later he got a tip about an ambulance being sent out to for a 50-year-old woman. Figuring it was Madonna, he returned to take pictures of her being tended to by the emergency workers.
Hinton told TMZ that all his pictures were taken from a public road and that the only other photographer around was the home's owner, Klein. "If I had startled the horse, I would have gotten pictures!," Hinton said.
The New York Post has what it calls the exclusive Hinton pictures, which show Madonna on the horse and then images of her being attended to by emergency personnel, but none of the accident itself. The paper claims that Madonna was hurt while taking the horse through a jumping routine.
In 2005, Madonna cracked three ribs and broke her hand and a collar bone in a riding accident at her estate outside of London.
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| | Madonna injured in horseback riding accident | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I bust Madonna’s balls a lot. But you know, I think she’s had a tough time lately. The divorce, the bad plastic surgery, A-Rod, the man arms, the denied adoption, and the fact that Lourdes is way more of a trendsetter than she ever was- without even trying. And now, this.
Madonna was taken to a New York hospital Saturday after falling from a horse while at the South Hampton, N.Y., home of friend and famed photographer Steven Klein.
The singer’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, confirms Madonna was treated and released after suffering minor injuries and bruises.
“The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend,” Rosenberg said in a statement to Usmagazine.com. “Madonna will be having further tests and will continue to remain under observation by doctors.”
In 2005, Madonna — a talented equestrian — cracked three ribs and broke her hand and collar bone in a riding accident at her estate just outside London on her 47th birthday. The horse she was riding was a gift from her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie.
Seven months after her injuries, the singer, now 50, was photographed by Klein for a 58-page spread in W magazine, where she was pictured alongside six stallions and posed for the cover in her riding gear.
[From Us Weekly]
Most of the time, I have no sympathy for Madonna - she seems like a self absorbed person with absolutely zero self awareness. It must be hard to be that vain and full of yourself, and then lose your looks. But being Madonna doesn’t always seem like an easy job. This would be a good example of one of those times. Paparazzi hiding in the bushes on your property, causing a potentially serious accident, doesn’t seem like a lot of fun to me- but it’s an everyday occurrence for celebrities like Madonna. Those photographers are very lucky one of Madonna’s children wasn’t involved. I can’t even imagine what could have happened to a less experienced rider. I think maybe Madonna’s had enough bad luck these days.
Note by Celebitchy: The paparazzo alleged to have caused the accident denies that he was there when it happened. He said he snapped photos before the accident occurred, then he left and returned to the scene when he heard an ambulance was there:
We spoke with the photog who tells us he shot Madonna before and after she fell — but was not there for the actual fall. He tells us he took pics of her riding and then left. About 30 minutes later, he says he got a tip about an ambulance being sent out for a 50-year-old woman — so he put two and two together and went back to snap pics of her being tended to.
He says all his photos were taken from a public road and the only other photog around was Stephen Klein — the famous photographer whose house Madonna was at.
As Hinton put it, “If I had startled the horse, I would have gotten pictures!”
[From TMZ]
Madonna is pictured on April 3, 2009, after learning that her attempt to adopt Malawian toddler Mercy James was denied. Photos: Fame.
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| | Vadge Fell Of A Horse | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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Vadge was galloping through Steven Klein's South Hampton, NY estate on a horse yesterday when the paps jumped out of the bushes to get a picture of the two. Obviously, the horse didn't want to be photographed with Vadge on his back, so he threw her ass off!
Vadge got fucked up just a bit and had to be shuttled off to a nearby hospital. Lucky for her ass, Vadge was wearing a helmet and riding gear at the time. Vadge's spokesbitch said the hospital released her after treating her for minor injuries bruises. She will be fine.
Her spokesbitch issued this statement: "The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and will continue to remain under observation by doctors."
This isn't Vadge's first time at the "Dropped By A Horse Rodeo," back in 2005 she broke a ton of ole' bones after falling off a horse in England. Damn that Osteoporosis!
So, basically, horseys don't like Vadge very much. Maybe she should start riding something a little closer to the ground. Giant bunny rabbits? Elderly Mastiffs? Morbidly obese pigs? Naw, none of those animals would appreciate a giant roid wart on their back. Vadge should play it safe from now on and stick to riding Baby Jesuses.
Source: UsWeekly
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(file photo from Splash)
Madonna fell off her horse again today in the Hamptons and was taken to the hospital. According to the NY Post she blames the paparazzi for this fall off of the horse unlike the one that happened on her birthday 3 years ago. Also unlike the first accident where she broke her collarbone, this time “she suffered only minor injuries and bruises but will have further tests and will remain under doctor’s observations, her spokeswoman said.”
At this point the paparazzi photos and/or video has yet to surface, but hopefully we see her fall soon.
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| | Madonna's ex chef: she spends 1/2 hour a day with her kids, tops | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna’s ex chef is blabbing in the latest issue of the National Enquirer that it’s a good thing the 50 year-old pop star was denied her initial bid to adopt three year-old Mercy James. Eric Ienco used to work as Madonna’s chef and house manager and he says that she always puts herself and her schedule before her children and spends about a half an hour a day with them, tops. Adding credence to this guy’s claims is the fact that he’s willing to go public with his name and photo in the Enquirer.
Madonna’s children are lucky if they get to spend a half hour a day with the superstar, charges Eric Ienco, her former house manager and cook.
The performer’s kids are largely raised by nannies while she pursues her career, Ienco told The Enquirer.
“That’s why it’s a puzzle she wants to adopt again.
“She’s hardly ever with her children. She’s got two full-time nannies and one part-time nanny. So why adopt a kid if somebody else is raising them?”…
The 50-year-old entertainer has her day rigidly planned - and her children are not a big part of it, according to Ienco.
“She gets up and has a coffee, then she does two hours of yoga. Then there’s two hours of Pilates and exercise. That’s six days a week.
“After that, she deals with her e-mail, her calls and the rest of her business. And after that, she spends maybe half an hour with the kids.
“If Lourdes comes in and says, ‘I want to see Mom,’ she is told, ‘She’s doing yoga’ - and Lourdes knows she can’t disturb Mom.
“Madonna puts herself before her kids. When she adopted little David, he arrived at her home from Africa - and three hours later, she left to do Pilates. Wouldn’t you think she’d want to spend the entire day with her new son?..
“When she’s with her children, she is a devoted mom,” says Ienco. “She just doesn’t spend much time with them. And now that she’s extended her tour schedule, how much will the kids see her?”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition April 27, 2009]
Ienco also confirms the story that we’ve heard about how Madonna’s bid to adopt Mercy put a strain on her relationship with then-husband, Guy Ritchie, saying “Guy was dead against adopting, so for their marriage, it was the final nail in the coffin.”
I have mixed feelings about this story. For one, was this guy at Madonna’s house at night and did he witness whether she spent time with the kids after her work day was through? The way they tell this story about her schedule makes it sound as if she works a regular 8 hour day from home and doesn’t want to be disturbed. That’s understandable, she just exercises 1/2 the time. I work from home and while I let my son come and talk to me if he happens to be home with his babysitter I may ask that they go out to play so that I can have some time to write. It doesn’t make me a bad mom, I’m just trying to do my job during the day.
The story about Madonna going to pilates on David’s first day home is true, because I covered that story when the photos came out. It really surprised me that she would head out to the gym that day and even let herself be photographed instead of staying home with her new son. I guess we know where her priorities are. Does she spend time with her kids at night though or is that half hour all she has to spare all day?
Madonna is shwon out to dinner with Stella McCartney on 4/6/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Madonna & Jesus are back together, dine in New York | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Madonna and Jesus are back on! First, the two versions of how they broke up in the first place: either Madonna dumped Jesus to get a more wholesome image for Mercy?s (now failed) adoption, or Jesus dumped Madonna when … I don?t know, his contract expired? He realized he was dating a woman whose cheekbones kept ?growing??
In any case, Madonna and Jesus went out for a little dinner with friends last night in New York. They had Italian, and afterwards Jesus and Madonna canoodled in the backseat of Madge?s car. I wasn?t prepared to believe they?re really back on until Madge takes him to the Kabbalah Center. As it turns out, she did! Before dinner, she took Jesus to for a little private worship. It?s on!
Madonna had just enjoyed a dinner date with on/off lover Jesus Luz and a few pals in New York.
They tucked into some Italian nosh at Morandi before leaving separately, only to link up once more in the back of Madge’s waiting car.
Earlier in the evening, they were seen leaving the Kabbalah center, once again avoiding being pictured together.
The pair have yet to confirm whether or not they are still an item, but the Brazilian model is certainly a dab hand at perking up his reported missus following her recent adoption woe.
Madge returned to the US empty handed after her bid to adopt baby MERCY JAMES was blocked by a Malawian court earlier this month.
She’s lodged her appeal against the decision and has been backed by the tot’s family.
[From The Sun ]
Because it seems like everything Madge does is for public consumption, what does this public outing mean? Does Madge think she can have her cake (Jesus) and eat it too (end up adopting Mercy)? Does Mercy?s failed adoption have anything to do with Jesus? Were Madonna and Jesus on a break? Does Jesus really have feelings for Madge? Did they sign another contract?
My guess is that Jesus is an order of small fries short of a Happy Meal, and he liked being taken care of in Madonna?s lap of luxury. They probably had something like a mutual split for various reasons. When Mercy?s adoption didn?t go through, Madonna looked around for a shoulder to cry on - first Guy Ritchie?s, now the shoulder of Jesus. How long do you think this round will last?
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