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| | Jessica Simpson's Breasts Are Going To Explode!!! | | Added 11 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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The Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch continues, and judging by the looks of her sweater mountains here, she’s gotta be about ready to pop. I’m no doctor, but I don’t know how they could get any bigger. Anyway, I just hope Jessica has a baby boy next so that he can really appreciate those things.
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| | Jessica Simpson plans to marry Eric one month after giving birth to Ace Johnson? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos of Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson and baby Maxwell Drew out to lunch at King?s Fish House on Saturday in LA. I like how one thing has remained consistent for Jessica through two pregnancies: chica LOVES to eat out. Most of candid photos of Jessica these days are of her entering or leaving a restaurant. Just so. If a pregnant woman wants to have some fish, go ahead. Maxi is looking particularly adorable in these photos too ? her hair is getting longer! And I love that Jess ?styles? her daughter with little bows and stuff. So cute.
The only thing that bugs me is that mother and daughter are clashing animal prints. Maybe that?s the Southerner in me, but that?s a faux pas! A little animal print goes a long way! Also: Jessica is starting to look much bigger (but she?s still smaller than she was at this point in her first pregnancy). She?s due around the same time as Kim Kardashian, which means Jessica has probably just entered her third trimester.
As for Eric? do you think he?s going to knock her up again just a few months after she gives birth? Like, does he think that will ensure that she keeps him around, if she?s just constantly pregnant? Eric might be trying to lock this down legally, just so Jessica doesn?t have to go through her third pregnancy in three years. Radar reports that Jessica and Eric might have set a date for just after she gives birth to this one:
After canceling a previous wedding date because she became pregnant with her second child, Jessica Simpson has now picked ANOTHER wedding date, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Jessica and Eric Johnson have decided they will marry this year and penciled in the date. (Probably better to use pencil rather than pen in case you get pregnant AGAIN, Jessica!)
The happy couple will marry just one month after Jessica, 32, gives birth to her baby boy. The two want a summer wedding this year and have thought about a low-key ceremony in Hawaii, after scoping out venues during their Christmas vacation!
?Jessica and Eric are adamant they want to wed this year,? a source close to the Simpson family tells Radar. ?Before they found out Jessica was expecting her second child, they?d already set the wheels in motion for a low-key ceremony. But then, they had to put their plans on ice when they discovered Jessica was pregnant. Plus, she wanted to avoid a clash with her best pal CaCee Cobb who had a wedding back in December.?
?So, Jessica and Eric have had to wait it out for the time being. When they were in Hawaii over the Christmas holidays, they checked out a couple of local spots where a small ceremony could be planned this summer. They?re not completely against exchanging their vows in Los Angeles either, but would prefer to do it anywhere else other than their own home,? the source reveals.
[From Radar]
As I?ve said before, I kind of like that Jessica isn?t hellbent on making it official with Eric. I think it shows a shift in her priorities for the better ? she?s happy with Eric, she keeps having babies, everything is going well, and that?s her priority, not making a beeline down the aisle. It says to me that she’s choosing substance over style, which is nice for her.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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Taking the whole family out in the sunshine, Jessica Simpson lunched at King's Fish House in Calabasas on Saturday (April 6).
The "Dukes of Hazzard" star wore a black top, denim jacket, and patterned skirt over her growing baby bump. Meanwhile, partner Eric Johnson carried their little girl, Maxwell out to the car.
Though a surprise pregnancy soon after Maxwell was born threw off their original plans, the happy couple have decided on another date for their nuptials.
According to RadarOnline, the 32-year-old former reality star will marry her babies' daddy just one month after she gives birth to her baby boy this summer.
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| | Jessica Simpson has given up heels because her feet are 'swollen and hurt' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I love Maxwell Drew Johnson?s little duckface. She has a natural duckface! Such a pouty little girl. Hopefully in 18 years, she?ll get with Samuel Affleck, who also has a natural duckface. Anyway, these are just some nice photos of Jessica Simpson, Eric and Maxi out for a walk on Easter morning in Toluca Lake. Jessica is covering her bump in Eric?s Yale sweatshirt, a pair of shorts and a pretty nice-looking pair of kicks. Are those Nikes? I?ve had a recent bad run on quality sneakers ? even when I buy Nike or Reebok, the heels keep falling apart in, like, two months. Any recommendations would be welcome!
Speaking of heels, did you know that Jessica has had to give up her beloved high heels again? At this point in her first pregnancy, Jessica was still traipsing around LA in sky-high heels, but not with this pregnancy. A source told Us Weekly, “Jessica is no longer wearing heels. Her feet are swollen and hurt, and high heels hurt her back.” And Jessica was tweeting last week about ?practicing walking in flats around my house.? Because apparently that?s something you have to practice now?
Jessica and her family were together for Easter at her mom?s home in Toluca Lake. Tina Simpson is renting the house from Jennifer Love Hewitt for $12,500 a month, which sounds like a really crazy rental, right? Maybe Jessica is paying for all of her mom?s stuff now because Joe Simpson can?t have any access to the finances because he?ll just blow it all on hair product and 20-something gay hustlers.
You know Jessica is due around the same time as Duchess Kate and Kim Kardashian, right? I bet it will be like a row of dominos, they?ll all give birth within like 10 days of each other. Who will be first? Jessica or Kim? I feel like Kate will be last of the triad ? she?ll cross her legs and make sure that the baby doesn?t come out until Kim?s baby is a few days old.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson Is Busting Out | | Added 11 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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As much as I hate the fact that Jessica Simpson allowed some other dude to knock her up and have his way with her, I do appreciate the end result which are two huge sweater mounds. Here she is shopping at Bel Bambini Baby Boutique. Not sure what she’s buying, but judging by the size
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| | Jessica Simpson Brings Adorable Daughter Maxwell to "Fashion Star" Set | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She's getting super excited about welcoming her baby boy into the world this summer, and Jessica Simpson is making sure her growing family gets the attention they deserve.
While on the set of her TV series "Fashion Star," the 32-year-old starlet showed off her adorable 11-month-old daughter, Maxwell.
"She's my little munchkin," the "Dukes of Hazzard" hottie exclaimed.
Loving every minute with her mommy, Maxwell flashed her beautiful smile for the cameras.
Meanwhile, her fiance and Maxwell's daddy joined the mother/daughter duo for a family moment backstage while Jessica dolled up for the show.
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| | Star: Jessica Simpson is reading 'The Great Gatsby' to her baby bump | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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CB has been doing the Jessica Simpson coverage this week, but this little story was just too good to pass up. How is that I will believe literally anything about Jessica? And don?t say, ?Because you?re an idiot, K.? I really do try to treat these tabloid stories with a healthy dose of skepticism? except when it comes to Jess. Maybe it?s because even the worst tabloid stories about Jess usually turn out to be true? Because Jessica has set the bar pretty low on what she will and will not reveal on national television? Because Jessica loves to overshare and we?re about two seconds away from having this story confirmed?
Jessica Simpson is determined to give her unborn child super smarts. The plan? Read to her baby bump!
?People first noticed she was serious when she picked up The Great Gatsby and read it aloud to her stomach,? a confused family insider tells Star. ?Everyone just scratched their heads. Reading to a baby bump isn?t going to make your child the next Albert Einstein!?
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
I just love the image of poor Farty thinking she was being so clever and deciding to read to her bump. She hollered to Eric, ?Get me one ?a those fancy books! Tennessee Faulkner WhatsIt.? And Eric came home with The Great Gatsby ? which is actually one of the most readable American classics ? and Jessica thought she was being so clever. She read Fitzgerald?s words to her fetus in between farts and chicken wings, and all was well with the world.
For what it?s worth, I do believe parents are the first responders to America?s growing literacy crisis. Perhaps the answer isn?t reading F. Scott Fitzgerald to your baby bump, but if your child grows up in a house where their parents read ? books, newspapers, magazines, whatever ? you are setting a good example. I hope Jessica doesn?t think that the educational advantage of book-readin? begins and end in the womb.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson Reveals Sex of Baby With Wiener Joke | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jessica Simpson was onJimmy Kimmel Live last night promoting the fact that someone still wants to put her on a tv show when she let slip she was having a boy. How did she do that? By making a dick joke of course.
Talking to Kimmel about her second pregnancy and about how it’s worse this time around, she said, “Yeah, I’ve been vomiting. The crazy thing is that I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. Oh shucks! Well I guess told the world that I’m having a boy! I just did it so crude, too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”
Jessica shouldn’t feel too bad. Who doesn’t like a dick joke? A famous president once said that half the world’s problems could be solved with dick jokes. I think it was Lincoln. That guy loved a good dick joke.
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| | Jessica Simpson announces she's having a boy, by joking about weiners (really) | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Is there any doubt that Jessica Simpson is a hustler? She’s making the talk show rounds to promote Fashion Star, using her unique brand of low-brow gross-out overshare humor. Have we had another celebrity like this? I mean there’s Snooki, there’s Jenny McCarthy (who merges sexy with gross) and there’s Jessica, who just laughs and talks about how she doesn’t brush her teeth, use birth control, or try to hold in her farts. I’m not even exaggerating with her, she does all these things and it doesn’t even seem like she’s trying to be self-deprecating. She just thinks that it’s interesting to us and that it’s normal to talk like this during nationally televised interviews.
Anyway last night Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel, where she confirmed US Weekly’s exclusive that she was having a boy. It was a mistake though supposedly, because she dropped it in a joke about “weiners.” That was so planned. I can’t even with this girl, so I’m going to just use Buzzfeed’s excellent compilation of the ridiculous things she said:
“I can’t believe I’m pregnant again.”
“I keep planning on getting married but then I keep getting knocked up.”
“Maybe I should go back to when I was younger I was a virgin before I was married. So maybe I should just completely reverse and stop having sex until Eric and I are married.”
“I would really like to stop being pregnant.”
“Yeah, I’ve been vomiting… The crazy thing is that I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous. Oh shucks! Well I guess told the world that I’m having a boy!”
“I just did it so crude, too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”
[From Buzzfeed]
Buzzfeed has the videos of Jessica’s interview if you’re interested, but those quotes pretty much say it all. She always says stuff like this, and now she’s taking it to the next level while using an “aw shucks” act to make it sound accidental. As I mentioned yesterday, I think this is going to get worse, especially when she’s promoting that sitcom she’s allegedly doing.
Here’s a clip of Jessica’s interview with Kimmel:
Jessica posted these photos on her Twitter recently:
Photos courtesy of WENN, Jessica’s Twitter.
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| | Jessica Simpson is definitely expecting a boy & she?ll definitely name him 'Ace' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last week, we heard about Jessica Simpson?s second foray into baby-naming. Us Weekly claimed that Jessica was dead-set on naming her second baby, gender unknown, ?Ace Johnson?. Some may roll their eyes at this reporting, but remember this ? everyone knew Jessica?s first baby name (Maxwell Drew) months before she gave birth too. She doesn?t keep her baby names a secret, and the tabloids find out and I have every confidence that this news is completely legit. Well, this week?s Life & Style confirms that Jessica is totally going to name her baby ?Ace? after her maternal grandfather, and that she?s definitely having a boy this time:
As recent reports swirl about the sex of Jessica Simpson?s second baby, multiple sources have confirmed to Life & Style that the pregnant singer turned fashion designer is having a boy!
?Jessica is having a boy and they are going to call him Ace or Acy,” a source close to the couple tells Life & Style, revealing that the name will pay tribute to her maternal grandfather, Acy Edward Drew, with whom she was always close. “Her grandfather is honored.”
?She and Eric are still deciding on a middle name, but they want it to be biblical,” the source continues. “Jess is religious and loves that idea.?
Though an insider confirms that Jess, 32, has decided to put her wedding to Eric Johnson, 33, on hold for now, one project the Fashion Star mentor is moving forward with is her baby-clothing line.
The insider explains, ?Now she can?t wait to start working on the boys? line, as well!?
Even if her designs aren?t ready in time for her son?s arrival, he?ll still be the best dressed newborn because Jessica?s little sister, Ashlee, tells Life & Style she plans to give her nephew all of her son Bronx?s hand?me-downs. ?I have a bunch of vintage shirts that I can give!?
[From Life & Style]
Was I the only one kind of hoping that Jessica would just have daughters? And that she would name her second daughter ?Ace?? Because that might have been pretty cool. But calling a baby boy ?Ace Johnson? just seems? I don?t know. Like, does she want her son to grow up to be a character in a Jim Carrey comedy? Or is this more of Eric?s doing? ?Ace Johnson? sounds like an athlete, only Ace would be the kid?s nickname, and his real name would be Francis or something.
As for the Biblical middle name… Kenaniah? Shammuah? Mahershalalhashbaz?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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