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| | She's Gonna Bloooow! | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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These pictures of a heavily pregnant and unpleasantly plump Jessica Simpson may be blurry, but let me explain. She’s so fat that she broke the fucking pixels. True story.
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| | Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle Magazine | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for
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| | Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for
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| | Jessica Simpson says she's having a 10-lb girl, plans for 'non-traditional' name | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson is going to cover the April issue of Elle Magazine, I think. Elle hasn?t released their cover or anything, but Page Six has a preview of Jessica?s interview. This will be the first major magazine interview Jessica has given during her pregnancy, I believe. It?s interesting that she waited until she was so far along, and it?s interesting that she waited until she had something to promote (other than her pregnancy). She?s promoting Fashion Star, of course, where she acts as the Tim Gunn-like mentor to young designers. We?ll see how that works out. Anyway, in Page Six?s preview, Jessica confirms to Elle that she?s having a girl!!! And she confirms that her girl will be one big baby.
Jessica Simpson has confirmed she?s having a baby girl and says her impending bundle of joy is expected to weigh in at a healthy 10 pounds. The reality-star-turned-fashion mogul further reveals in Elle?s April issue that she and fianc Eric Johnson have already picked out a ?nontraditional? name.
?We?re sure,? Simpson said of the choice without revealing the name. ?We?re embroidering it on things.?
She says the name is ?nothing shocking and nothing you?ll have to add to the dictionary? When people hear it, they?ll know . . . why.?
And it won?t be ?Chicken of the Sea? after her most famous line from ?Newlyweds.? According to Elle, Simpson?s moved beyond her days as a reality TV ditz to a ?billion-dollar-per-year business? with her Jessica Simpson Collection, as well as star of NBC?s ?Fashion Star.? The mag says TV exec Ben Silverman is developing a sitcom for her.
She also reveals that she initially found it difficult to wrap her head around abstaining from top-shelf whiskey while pregnant. ?Givin? up my Scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! . . . Though now . . . being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!?
[From Page Six]
LMAO. I kind of love her for talking about how difficult it was for her to give up drinking. Ten bucks says she starts drinking again when she?s breast-feeding. Seriously. That baby girl is going to be drinking White Russians every night. As for the 10-pound baby girl? well, obviously. I never really thought Jessica was carrying twins, I just thought she was carrying really big, because that?s her body type and that?s who she is. She was always going to look this big while pregnant. And considering the 10-pound-baby? well, I really hope she does go in for the C-section. I don?t want 10 pounds of anything coming out of my vadge, which is probably how Jessica feels too. Allegedly, she’s due later this month. God knows, though. Poor Jess.
UPDATE: Here’s the Elle Mag cover!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Jessica?s Twitter.
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| | Jessica Simpson has at least one more month of 'big blob' pregnancy left | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I cannot even begin to emphasize the wave of sympathy and nausea that I feel for Jessica Simpson in these photos. These are from the weekend – I just never got around to covering them with all of the Oscar stuff. I mean, obviously, we can talk about how HUGE she is, but she?d been carrying really big for months now. Jessica was never going to be a small pregnant girl – she was always going to be all boobs, all belly, all ass. I feel for her, and I admire that she still trying to wear cute clothes and cute shoes, because if I was this pregnant, I would just be hanging out in bed in a giant nightgown, crying.
Anyway, CB has been covering most of the Jessica news lately just because imagining what it would be like to be THIS pregnant kind of makes me sick to my stomach. I?m that girl – the one whose gag reflex is triggered at the mere mention of an epidural. CB has previously talked about the tabloid stories involving Jessica allegedly dropping out of her Lamaze class, and her alleged fights with Eric Johnson about scheduling a C-section. In a newish interview, Jessica doesn?t talk about all of that, but she does talk about feeling like a ?big blob.? She’s due in late March/early April, by most accounts.
When Jessica Simpson tunes in for the premiere of NBC’s Fashion Star March 13, her body won’t look anything like it does now.
“I wasn’t pregnant when we shot it. It will be amazing to see myself with a waistline,” the 31-year-old said during a conference call Thursday. “I’ll be like a big blob sitting on the couch watching myself thin.”
Simpson will mentor 14 contestants alongside fellow fashion designers Nicole Richie, 30, and John Varvatos; supermodel Elle Macpherson, 47, will host.
“Teaming up with this show was a perfect fit,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t turn it down because I felt like it was great for my collection, but it was also important for me to talk to these up-and-coming designers and mentor them and kind of show them the ropes and really try to lead them in the right direction.”
Now that she’s expecting her first child with fiance Eric Johnson, Simpson said she’s thinking of creating a maternity line for the Jessica Simpson Collection.
“The point of launching a maternity line, for me, is to do something different,” Simpson explained. “I’m not buying any maternity clothes. I’m wearing all clothes that come in bigger sizes. I really want to make a maternity line that’s comfortable, but really stylish for people, because I believe that we all deserve to feel good and look good.”
[From Us Weekly]
If Jessica and Beyonce put out competing maternity lines, which one will have cuter clothes? I?d say Jessica – for two reasons. One, Jessica knows what it?s like to be pregnant (whereas I?m still doubtful about Bey?d pillowy bump). Two, while Jessica doesn?t always clothe herself properly, I believe her general style is rather cute, and that it would translate well into a maternity line. Not so much for Bey.
PS? Doesn?t everyone love how Jessica?s purses are getting larger with every month of her pregnancy? By the time of her due date, she?ll just be carrying a big Hefty bag as a purse.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson and fiance fight over whether she?ll have a c-section or a natural birth | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last month, In Touch reported that Jessica Simpson had dropped out of Lamaze pregnancy preparation classes and had scheduled a c-section with her obstetrician. According to In Touch, Jessica realized during Lamaze that natural childbirth wasn’t for her at all. Plus her sister Ashlee had three days of labor when she gave birth to her son, and Jessica wanted to avoid all that. Well apparently Jessica’s childbirth decision isn’t sitting well with her fiance, Eric Johnson, who wants her to have medication-free water birth. Johnson is a committed vegan and I would bet this story is true.
As Jessica Simpson’s due date approaches [she] is butting heads with fiance Eric Johnson over how she should give birth.
The 31 year-old… wants a C-Section but her… beau thinks she should deliver naturally, says sources…
“Jessica initially wanted a natural birth but changed her mind,” a source close to the star told The Enquirer. “And now she’s fighting with Eric about the delivery.
“He thinks the baby should have a natural water birth, while she wants to have a C-section so she doesn’t have to deal with a prolonged labor or pain.
“She’s tired of carrying the baby, feeling boated and experiencing the usual inconveniences of being pregnant.
“And with the hormones really kicking in, Jessica put her foot down. If she wants a C-section, I am sure she’ll get one.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 5, 2012]
Late last year, The Enquirer reported that Jessica was planning for a home birth and a vegan upbringing for her baby. Thankfully she reporedly gave up the idea of raising the child vegan, if this story is accurate. I buy that she also changed her mind on childbirth and was like “hell no” and that Eric is pushing back. Jessica is having the damn baby, not Eric. He can give his input but he better respect her position when it comes to a decision as personal as childbirth.
The Enquirer also adds the detail that Jessica is due on March 27. All she’s said about it is that she’s having “a spring baby.” (That’s at the end of this video.) There’s also news that Jessica is having a girl! She told Billy Bush that she didn’t know the sex of the baby, but People reports that she was shopping for Pink baby items a few days ago.
Jessica is shown out with Eric and his mom on 1-28-12. Credit: Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com
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| | ITW: Jessica Simpson 'looks huge, almost unrecognizable,' is at risk for gest. diabetes | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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The tabs are making fun of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight gain, but they’re doing it in that faux-concern “she could have medical problems” way, which actually sort-of works when we’re talking about a pregnant lady. Jessica kind of brought this on herself by so openly discussing the crap she eats while she’s pregnant. She said last month that she regularly indulges in “Kraft Mac n? Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap?n Crunch. Everything filled with sugar.” She also admitted to putting butter on toasted Pop Tarts. Jessica isn’t due until April, but she looks like she’s due any minute. In Touch points out that she’s at potential risk for gestational diabetes.
On a recent outing in Beverly Hills, onlookers were shocked to see Jessica Simpson’s bloated pre-baby body. “She looks really huge, almost unrecognizable,” an onlooker tells In Touch…
According to a source, some doctors are equally alarmed at her dramatic weight gain. So much so that they’ve issued a stern warning: Eating too much junk food or gaining too much weight while pregnant increases the chances of gestational diabetes, hypertension and having a baby too big to deliver naturally!
How did things get so out of control? “Jessica’s the happiest she’s been in ages, and she loves the fact that no one stares at her when she’s downign pizza or eating a tub of ice cream,” the source tells In Touch…
That’s a recipe for disaster, says nutritionist and author… Jackie Keller. “Why would you deliberately sabotage your body with unhealthy, fatty foods? You’re not supposed to eat twice as much – you just need 300 extra calories a day,” Keller tells In Touch.
LA ob-gyn Layne Kumetz, M.D., concurs.”The recommended gain for a woman at a healthy weight is 25 pounds,” Kumetz tells In Touch. Jessica has gained 40 – and counting.
[From In Touch, print edition, January 27, 2012]
In Touch isn’t saying anything that’s new. One of the suggested Google searches for Jessica Simpson is “Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Weight Gain.” Poor Jess. I think she looks cute.
I’ll be honest, I gained over 50 pounds during my first/only pregnancy. (I got tested for gestational diabetes and thankfully I didn’t have it.) There are photos of me right before I gave birth and I’m still astonished to see how huge I looked. While pregnant I tried to eat healthy whole foods and didn’t even think I was eating that much more than I normally do. I must have eaten a lot more to get to that point. After my son was born I lost most of the weight pretty quickly. Those last 15 pounds were a bitch, though. So I guess I’m saying that Jessica can lose it too.
I don’t think it’s fair to pick on a pregnant lady for gaining weight and I would have been mortified if people did it to me. Jessica kind of invites it by admitting the junk she’s eating though. That’s not nourishing to her baby or her. This has me thinking – how much is this woman going to overshare after she gives birth? We’ve already heard all about her bodily functions and poor hygiene. Her stories are going to be epic after she has a baby.
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| | Jessica Simpson on Whitney Houston: "...I Lost My idol" | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking ready to pop at any given moment, Jessica Simpson was alongside fiance Eric Jonhson in Beverly Hills over the weekend (February 11).
The expecting "Dukes of Hazzard" darling showed off her fully grown baby bump as she scooted out of the Four Season hotel with her man after getting a bite to eat.
During the evening hours, Miss Simpson joined the many who tweeted about the passing of Whitney Houston, as she wrote, "I found my voice singing Whitney Houston's music. Today I lost my idol."
Meanwhile, Jess is currently gearing up for the debut of her new TV show "Fashion Star," which airs on NBC beginning Tuesday, March 13th.
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| | Jessica Simpson's Huge Super Bowls | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl. Cropping out the gigantic baby
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| | Jessica Simpson's massive jugs were rooting for the Patriots | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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This is further evidence that Gisele?s email prayer chain was all for naught. Even Jessica Simpson?s massive pregnancy jugs couldn?t work in the Patriots? favor! Damn, Jesus really doesn?t care for Tom Brady, right? Jessica was in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, rooting on the Patriots, and she tweeted these photos. Jessica?s K-Fed (Eric Johnson) used to play for the 49ers, but Eric is from Boston, so Jessica explained her GO PATS mentality: ?We were really sad the Niners aren’t here right now — Eric played for the Niners? But we’re going with the Patriots. And I’m a Cowboys fan, so I cannot root for the Giants!?
Jessica also managed to not say a word about the Patriots? loss. After the game, she only tweeted: ?Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it’s time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!? Sleeping bra? Poor Jessica! I wonder how much bigger her boobs have gotten. I bet they hurt like a mother.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Jessica?s Twitter.
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