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| | Jessica Simpson on her pregnant sex drive: 'I?m kind of unstoppable right now!' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica ?Swamp Ass? Simpson?s tour of TMI continues unabated! Huzzah! Yesterday, we covered Jessica?s appearances on both the Ellen DeGeneres show and The Tonight Show. Yes, Jessica is due in a few weeks. No, she?s not expecting twins. Yes, she?s eating something called ?slutty brownies?. No, she hasn?t realized that her baby-daddy is the second coming of K-Fed. And yes, she?s the same old Jessica, only more so, and perhaps even funnier. Yesterday, Jessica spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, and Seacrest got to the questions that NO ONE wanted to know the answers to. Namely, Seacrest asked Jessica about her pregnant sex drive. Swamp Ass obliged, happily.
Thanks, Jessica! Weeks away from giving birth, Jessica Simpson has never felt more in touch with her body — or with her sexuality.
The hugely pregnant Fashion Star mentor, 31, opened up about her current sex life with fiance Eric Johnson on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday.
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”
Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”
During the freewheeling chat, the fashion mogul also explained her decision to go nude for the April cover of ELLE magazine. “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said. “It was my idea. It kind of just seemed a natural thing for me to do.”
Despite being her heaviest ever, Simpson said she feels super-confident about baring her body to fans.
“I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to post nude. I try to be like 110 pounds. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now.”
But, at this point, she’s ready to carry her daughter-to-be “in my arms and not my belly,” she admitted.
[From Us Weekly]
Once again, I?ve never been pregnant, so I have no personal stories to share. Some women have told me that they were incredibly horny throughout their pregnancies. Some women claim it only comes later in the pregnancy, when their hormones were raging in the second trimester. And some women don?t even want to be touched because if you come near them, they will barf on you. This kind of TMI doesn?t make me nauseous (like, say, your TMI about discharge or anything involving dilation). Live and let live. I just find it funny that Jessica doesn?t have any problem talking about her gigantic Big O?s with Ryan Seacrest.
In other Jessica news, People released further excerpts from Jessica?s Elle Magazine cover story, and these quotes are gems too. Did you know that Jessica is dressing with all of us in mind? She doesn?t dress for herself – she dresses with the hopes that we?ll think her outfit is cute, and that we?ll want to copy it.
?Every time I think I?m gonna be photographed, I wonder if somebody will see what I?m wearing, and if it?ll help ?em put somethin? together, maybe for school? I always wonder if what I?m wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear,? she continues. ?I don?t ever get ready just for myself, ever.?
[From Elle via People]
On one side, I think that Jessica is simply vocalizing something that most women do – we dress for other women. We dress so that our girlfriends will say, ?Oh, cute sweater!? Only in Jessica?s case, she hopes everyone in the world will feel like her girlfriend. Does that make you like her more?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Pregnancy Sex | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Jessica Simpson told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that she never felt more in touch with her body and her sexuality than now when pushing two hundred pounds and constantly farting. Lucky guy, that Eric Johnson. Us Magazine says:
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,’” the sassy Texan said. “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”
Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”
The fashion mogul also explained her decision to go nude for the April cover of ELLE magazine. “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said. “It was my idea… I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to pose nude. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident… I just love my body more than ever now.”
Bullshit. I’ve been pregnant. At eight and a half months, you don’t “love your body more than ever.” You fucking hate it. By then the roundness has long since stopped being cute and instead your belly is distended to almost horror-movie proportions, criss-crossed with angry red stretch marks and bulging veins and linea negras and the occasional blob of Rocky Road ice cream that missed your mouth because you were shoveling it in with a serving spoon directly out of the carton. Anybody who claims otherwise is a damn liar.
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| | Jessica Simpson still wears 6-inch heels & she refers to herself as 'swamp Ass' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson made two big public appearances yesterday – on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, and on Ellen?s show, in a pretaped appearance which airs today. Let?s start with the Ellen video, because this is the first time I?m seeing Jessica in motion in a while. Ellen was making a big deal about Jessica being due any minute, but Jessica claims she has ?some weeks? left in her pregnancy, ?It?s not like tomorrow? I had contractions last night and I freaked out a little bit. You know those Braxton Hicks things? It?s like these contractions that pregnant woman have towards the end. It prepares your body for delivery. I?m prepared. It?s scary. It?s like oh god, this can happen right now.? Oh, and Jessica confirms once again that she?s not expecting twins, it?s just one big baby girl. Ellen is really sweet to her, and Jessica seems more comfortable than I?ve seen her in a while. Ellen gave her a Snoogle body pillow and a table full of food. Jessica had to ask Ellen if onion rings were vegan.
Cute, right? On The Tonight Show, it was much of the same stuff. Jessica denied that she was expecting twins. Oh, and Jessica wore six-inch heels to both shows too – she told Leno, ?It?s a tough thing here and I?m wearing six inch heels, it?s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.? Jessica also discussed labor (?Labor is really going to hurt I have so much respect for my mom and all the women across the world.?) and her new favorite food – ?slutty brownies.? Those are ?a three layer desert which includes a layer of cookie dough, a layer of brownie mix and a layer of oreo cookie.?
She says she and Eric weren?t trying for a baby ?but we were practicing? and when she found out she was preggo, ?I freaked out I was so excited, Eric didn?t even know I was doing it, he was completely shocked. He cried.? Oh, and she is going to marry her K-Fed too – ?I want him to be my husband so bad. I do still want to wear the pretty gown so I have to wait? Now she?ll just be in the wedding.? My favorite part is when Jessica talks about how much she was sweating during the first months of her pregnancy and she started calling herself ?Swamp Ass?. I hope she never changes.
Header photo courtesy of Ellen, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson is still wearing 6-inch heels, and she refers to herself as 'swamp Ass' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson made two big public appearances yesterday – on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, and on Ellen?s show, in a pretaped appearance which airs today. Let?s start with the Ellen video, because this is the first time I?m seeing Jessica in motion in a while. Ellen was making a big deal about Jessica being due any minute, but Jessica claims she has ?some weeks? left in her pregnancy, ?It?s not like tomorrow? I had contractions last night and I freaked out a little bit. You know those Braxton Hicks things? It?s like these contractions that pregnant woman have towards the end. It prepares your body for delivery. I?m prepared. It?s scary. It?s like oh god, this can happen right now.? Oh, and Jessica confirms once again that she?s not expecting twins, it?s just one big baby girl. Ellen is really sweet to her, and Jessica seems more comfortable than I?ve seen her in a while. Ellen gave her a Snoogle body pillow and a table full of food. Jessica had to ask Ellen if onion rings were vegan.
Cute, right? On The Tonight Show, it was much of the same stuff. Jessica denied that she was expecting twins. Oh, and Jessica wore six-inch heels to both shows too – she told Leno, ?It?s a tough thing here and I?m wearing six inch heels, it?s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.? Jessica also discussed labor (?Labor is really going to hurt I have so much respect for my mom and all the women across the world.?) and her new favorite food – ?slutty brownies.? Those are ?a three layer desert which includes a layer of cookie dough, a layer of brownie mix and a layer of oreo cookie.?
She says she and Eric weren?t trying for a baby ?but we were practicing? and when she found out she was preggo, ?I freaked out I was so excited, Eric didn?t even know I was doing it, he was completely shocked. He cried.? Oh, and she is going to marry her K-Fed too – ?I want him to be my husband so bad. I do still want to wear the pretty gown so I have to wait? Now she?ll just be in the wedding.? My favorite part is when Jessica talks about how much she was sweating during the first months of her pregnancy and she started calling herself ?Swamp Ass?. I hope she never changes.
Header photo courtesy of Ellen, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
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| | She's Gonna Bloooow! | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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These pictures of a heavily pregnant and unpleasantly plump Jessica Simpson may be blurry, but let me explain. She’s so fat that she broke the fucking pixels. True story.
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| | Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle Magazine | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for
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| | Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for
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| | Jessica Simpson says she's having a 10-lb girl, plans for 'non-traditional' name | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson is going to cover the April issue of Elle Magazine, I think. Elle hasn?t released their cover or anything, but Page Six has a preview of Jessica?s interview. This will be the first major magazine interview Jessica has given during her pregnancy, I believe. It?s interesting that she waited until she was so far along, and it?s interesting that she waited until she had something to promote (other than her pregnancy). She?s promoting Fashion Star, of course, where she acts as the Tim Gunn-like mentor to young designers. We?ll see how that works out. Anyway, in Page Six?s preview, Jessica confirms to Elle that she?s having a girl!!! And she confirms that her girl will be one big baby.
Jessica Simpson has confirmed she?s having a baby girl and says her impending bundle of joy is expected to weigh in at a healthy 10 pounds. The reality-star-turned-fashion mogul further reveals in Elle?s April issue that she and fianc Eric Johnson have already picked out a ?nontraditional? name.
?We?re sure,? Simpson said of the choice without revealing the name. ?We?re embroidering it on things.?
She says the name is ?nothing shocking and nothing you?ll have to add to the dictionary? When people hear it, they?ll know . . . why.?
And it won?t be ?Chicken of the Sea? after her most famous line from ?Newlyweds.? According to Elle, Simpson?s moved beyond her days as a reality TV ditz to a ?billion-dollar-per-year business? with her Jessica Simpson Collection, as well as star of NBC?s ?Fashion Star.? The mag says TV exec Ben Silverman is developing a sitcom for her.
She also reveals that she initially found it difficult to wrap her head around abstaining from top-shelf whiskey while pregnant. ?Givin? up my Scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! . . . Though now . . . being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!?
[From Page Six]
LMAO. I kind of love her for talking about how difficult it was for her to give up drinking. Ten bucks says she starts drinking again when she?s breast-feeding. Seriously. That baby girl is going to be drinking White Russians every night. As for the 10-pound baby girl? well, obviously. I never really thought Jessica was carrying twins, I just thought she was carrying really big, because that?s her body type and that?s who she is. She was always going to look this big while pregnant. And considering the 10-pound-baby? well, I really hope she does go in for the C-section. I don?t want 10 pounds of anything coming out of my vadge, which is probably how Jessica feels too. Allegedly, she’s due later this month. God knows, though. Poor Jess.
UPDATE: Here’s the Elle Mag cover!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Jessica?s Twitter.
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| | Jessica Simpson has at least one more month of 'big blob' pregnancy left | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I cannot even begin to emphasize the wave of sympathy and nausea that I feel for Jessica Simpson in these photos. These are from the weekend – I just never got around to covering them with all of the Oscar stuff. I mean, obviously, we can talk about how HUGE she is, but she?d been carrying really big for months now. Jessica was never going to be a small pregnant girl – she was always going to be all boobs, all belly, all ass. I feel for her, and I admire that she still trying to wear cute clothes and cute shoes, because if I was this pregnant, I would just be hanging out in bed in a giant nightgown, crying.
Anyway, CB has been covering most of the Jessica news lately just because imagining what it would be like to be THIS pregnant kind of makes me sick to my stomach. I?m that girl – the one whose gag reflex is triggered at the mere mention of an epidural. CB has previously talked about the tabloid stories involving Jessica allegedly dropping out of her Lamaze class, and her alleged fights with Eric Johnson about scheduling a C-section. In a newish interview, Jessica doesn?t talk about all of that, but she does talk about feeling like a ?big blob.? She’s due in late March/early April, by most accounts.
When Jessica Simpson tunes in for the premiere of NBC’s Fashion Star March 13, her body won’t look anything like it does now.
“I wasn’t pregnant when we shot it. It will be amazing to see myself with a waistline,” the 31-year-old said during a conference call Thursday. “I’ll be like a big blob sitting on the couch watching myself thin.”
Simpson will mentor 14 contestants alongside fellow fashion designers Nicole Richie, 30, and John Varvatos; supermodel Elle Macpherson, 47, will host.
“Teaming up with this show was a perfect fit,” Simpson said. “I couldn’t turn it down because I felt like it was great for my collection, but it was also important for me to talk to these up-and-coming designers and mentor them and kind of show them the ropes and really try to lead them in the right direction.”
Now that she’s expecting her first child with fiance Eric Johnson, Simpson said she’s thinking of creating a maternity line for the Jessica Simpson Collection.
“The point of launching a maternity line, for me, is to do something different,” Simpson explained. “I’m not buying any maternity clothes. I’m wearing all clothes that come in bigger sizes. I really want to make a maternity line that’s comfortable, but really stylish for people, because I believe that we all deserve to feel good and look good.”
[From Us Weekly]
If Jessica and Beyonce put out competing maternity lines, which one will have cuter clothes? I?d say Jessica – for two reasons. One, Jessica knows what it?s like to be pregnant (whereas I?m still doubtful about Bey?d pillowy bump). Two, while Jessica doesn?t always clothe herself properly, I believe her general style is rather cute, and that it would translate well into a maternity line. Not so much for Bey.
PS? Doesn?t everyone love how Jessica?s purses are getting larger with every month of her pregnancy? By the time of her due date, she?ll just be carrying a big Hefty bag as a purse.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson and fiance fight over whether she?ll have a c-section or a natural birth | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Last month, In Touch reported that Jessica Simpson had dropped out of Lamaze pregnancy preparation classes and had scheduled a c-section with her obstetrician. According to In Touch, Jessica realized during Lamaze that natural childbirth wasn’t for her at all. Plus her sister Ashlee had three days of labor when she gave birth to her son, and Jessica wanted to avoid all that. Well apparently Jessica’s childbirth decision isn’t sitting well with her fiance, Eric Johnson, who wants her to have medication-free water birth. Johnson is a committed vegan and I would bet this story is true.
As Jessica Simpson’s due date approaches [she] is butting heads with fiance Eric Johnson over how she should give birth.
The 31 year-old… wants a C-Section but her… beau thinks she should deliver naturally, says sources…
“Jessica initially wanted a natural birth but changed her mind,” a source close to the star told The Enquirer. “And now she’s fighting with Eric about the delivery.
“He thinks the baby should have a natural water birth, while she wants to have a C-section so she doesn’t have to deal with a prolonged labor or pain.
“She’s tired of carrying the baby, feeling boated and experiencing the usual inconveniences of being pregnant.
“And with the hormones really kicking in, Jessica put her foot down. If she wants a C-section, I am sure she’ll get one.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 5, 2012]
Late last year, The Enquirer reported that Jessica was planning for a home birth and a vegan upbringing for her baby. Thankfully she reporedly gave up the idea of raising the child vegan, if this story is accurate. I buy that she also changed her mind on childbirth and was like “hell no” and that Eric is pushing back. Jessica is having the damn baby, not Eric. He can give his input but he better respect her position when it comes to a decision as personal as childbirth.
The Enquirer also adds the detail that Jessica is due on March 27. All she’s said about it is that she’s having “a spring baby.” (That’s at the end of this video.) There’s also news that Jessica is having a girl! She told Billy Bush that she didn’t know the sex of the baby, but People reports that she was shopping for Pink baby items a few days ago.
Jessica is shown out with Eric and his mom on 1-28-12. Credit: Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com
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