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| | Jessica Simpson requested a $500 bottle of single-malt scotch in lieu of flowers | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson loves to drink. Always has, always will. I imagine that?s one of the reasons she?s been eating so much during her pregnancy – this is the longest she?s gone without a drink in more than a decade. Pre-pregnancy, there were always stories about Jessica getting blitzed at various clubs, but unlike some crackheads we know, I?ve always felt like Jessica probably does not have a drinking problem. In my mind, there?s a difference between ?a person who likes to drink socially, and enjoys a good scotch on the rocks with her expensive meal? and ?a person who drinks and acts like a dumbass and endangers everyone else.? Jessica is the former. The girl especially loves her scotch – and she even has a favorite brand: Macallan 18. But now that Jessica is about to give birth (any second now, hopefully), she?s preparing for her first postpartum drink. And she?s determined that it?s going to be the very best:
Jessica Simpson has instructed her family to forget flowers, candy and balloons when she gives birth – and requested a $500 bottle of scotch! Jessica adores The Macallan 18, but for her special delivery, she asked for The Macallan 30, a single-malt scotch that is aged for a minimum of 30 years.
?That?s Jessica?s champagne,? a friend explains of the hard liquor. ?She stopped drinking as soon as she found out she was pregnant, but couldn?t wait to have a glass of scotch on the rocks.?
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
I can honestly picture Jessica wanting to crack open the Macallan 30 while she?s still in the delivery or recovery room. I tend to believe this just because Jessica seems like the kind of woman who hasn?t thought the whole alcohol thing through – like, it?s going to affect her breast milk. Like, that baby girl is going to be drinking White Russians for the first six months of her life.
Incidentally, you know how everyone was saying that Jessica was going to name her daughter something starting with ?M?. In Touch always said it was ?Maxi? and my guess was ?Margarita?. But now I?m wondering if Jessica isn?t going to name her baby girl Macallan Tequila Johnson. Jessica should name her daughter after her beloved scotch. It’s not the worst name at all.
One last thing – Jessica released this lovely video of her baby shower. The food looks awesome!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson wants to wear a leopard-print caftan when she gives birth | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Over the weekend, there were some rumors that Jessica Simpson had finally given birth to her baby daughter, little Maxi/Margarita Tequila Johnson. Unfortunately for all, it didn?t happen. Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. This actually seems like it?s part of the new schedule – Jessica was just so big, and everyone thought she would be giving birth at any moment? two months ago. But Jessica was telling people that she had one more month to go back in late March. My instinct says it?s going to happen this week. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But Thursday? Sure. Friday – could be. In the meantime, Jessica has taken to Twitter to assure everyone that The Great Flood (Of Amniotic Fluid) is not upon us quite yet. Also: she wants to give birth in a leopard caftan.
Keep saving those congratulations! Jessica Simpson hasn’t given birth yet. The first-time mom-to-be is still awaiting the birth of her baby girl, and while she waits she’s making sure she’ll look fabulous at the hospital.
“I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!” Simpson tweeted Tuesday. “Now I need to find one!”
The 31-year-old Fashion Star mentor and her fiance Eric Johnson are expecting their first child together and fans are very eager for the baby’s arrival.
“To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl…I’m still pregnant!!” Simpson tweeted Saturday. “Don’t believe what you read ladies and gents.”
But she’s ready to give birth too — and get back into her normal shoes!
“I can’t wait for the day I can walk in heels again!” she tweeted. “My feet feel homesick!”
[From Us Weekly]
My feelings towards Jessica have been a rollercoaster of emotion. First, I felt overwhelming sympathy for how big she had gotten. Then I was grossed out and turned off by her incessant TMI. Then I went back to feeling defensive on her behalf, because I didn?t (and still don?t) like when people attack her for her oversized pregnancy. Right now I just want it to happen for her, and soon. She must be super-uncomfortable.
Photos of Jessica from February and March, courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.
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| | Jessica Simpson: 'Only one month to go! I can't wear heels anymore' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Yesterday, I was reading the print editions of OK! Magazine and Us Weekly, and I noticed that the editors of both tabloids had done stories on Jessica Simpson?s neverending TMI. Both stories were basically just an assortment of quotes from the past month, and seeing it all laid out like that made me realize that it?s just going to get worse after she has the baby. We?ll be hearing about baby poop and epidurals for MONTHS. Prepare yourselves. When she starts talking about the delivery, I?m going to step aside and let CB and Bedhead handle it, because if I try to write about it, I?ll vom.
So Us Weekly has yet another piece about Jessica, but this time it?s just based on what people overheard Jess say. This girl can talk, and she?s telling everybody her business. Including something about how she?s not due for another month? THE HELL?
Jessica Simpson is hitting the home stretch of her pregnancy — and the fashionista is making drastic sacrifices indeed to stay relatively comfortable.
“Only one month to go!” the Fashion Star mentor, 31, was overheard telling a fellow shopper at Fred Segal’s in Santa Monica Tuesday, where she and a pal spent the afternoon. “I can’t wear heels anymore,” lamented the star, clad in a black maxi dress and flip flops. “I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is like a religion to me, so it’s tough!”
That means that Simpson (engaged to her daughter-to-be’s father, Eric Johnson) will have to amend her child labor plan. Back in November, the style mogul joked to Us Weekly: “I’m probably going to deliver my baby in [4-inch YSL heels]. . .I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, ‘You’re gonna need to get out of those heels!”
During her Wednesday excursion at Fred Segal, the heavily pregnant star was already plotting her post-pregnancy body goal, eyeing a slim pair of Elliot jeans as she blew big bubbles with her gum.
Cheerful if seemingly exhausted, she chugged Fiji water as she shopped — and while she couldn’t buy clothes for herself, she picked up some togs for her little girl at the Ron Robinson store. Simpson snapped up bloomers, shirts from Le Petit Bateau and a polka dot dress.
“It’s like carrying a bowling ball!” Simpson was overheard saying of her belly. “Almost done!”
[From Us Weekly]
Remember when everyone was like, ?Oh, she?s due in March!? And then Jessica said she was due in a ?few weeks? in mid-March, and everyone was like, ?Oh, early April!? And now it sounds like she might have one more month to go? She?s been so big for so long now. Poor Jess. If I was her, I would be spending a crazy amount of money on my delivery too.
Photos courtesy of ELLE, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Pregnant Jessica Simpson's St. Patty's Day Celebration | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking for a little Irish luck before giving birth, a very pregnant Jessica Simpson was spotted enjoying lunch as she celebrated St. Patrick's Day with her family and fiance, Eric Johnson, on Saturday (March 17).
Finally putting on flat boots instead of sky high pumps, the "Fashion Star" mentor occasionally rubbed her baby bump as she walked down Abbot Kinney Blvd in her green footwear after getting lunch with the rest of the family at Hals restaurant.
The outing comes as Miss Simpson has been keeping busy working on her latest NBC reality show, "Fashion Star," which searches for the next brand in fashion as designers compete for a multi-million dollar prize to launch their collections.
The 31-year-old must be preparing herself to bring her baby into the world, as she recently revealed on her show that she had a dream she gave birth to one of the contestants and "had to change his diapers".
Check out a sneak peek of the second episode set to air Tuesday 10/9c on NBC.
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| | Jessica Simpson to Name Her Kid Maxi | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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According to In Touch Weekly, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson will name their soon-to-be born 15 pound baby girl Maxwell or Maxi for short. Cue endless teasing of “Maxipad.” I suppose it’s better than Zinfandel which is what they were originally going to go with.
?They tossed around a lot of names, including some wacky ones like Zinfandel, but couldn?t agree on anything,? a family friend confides.
Now, the pair has come to an understanding, and In Touch ? which was first to break the news both of Jessica?s pregnancy and of the baby?s sex ? can exclusively reveal the unusual (for a girl) moniker. ?They?re going to call her Maxwell, Maxi for short,? the friend says. Maxwell is Eric?s middle name, and also his beloved grandma?s maiden name. ?Jessica wanted a name with meaning.?
And not only has Jessica?s been seen wearing a necklace with a diamond ?M? pendant in honor of her little bundle of joy, the couple also already ordered onesies monogrammed with the name! Jessica, 31, is now set to give birth on April 20, three weeks earlier than her original due date. ?She?s gained so much weight and the baby is so big that doctors pushed up the date,? reveals her friend. And while the thought of giving birth freaks her out, ?Jessica and Eric are so eager to meet Maxwell!? In Touch Weekly
Someone should tell these two not to drink while choosing baby names. Granted, at least Jessica wasn’t picking names when she was hungry. She was about an hour away from naming her kid “McRib”.
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| | In Touch: Jessica Simpson is naming her 10-pound daughter Maxwell, or 'Maxi' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Even though I think this story is possibly/probably BS, it?s getting a lot of coverage and though it pains me to admit it, In Touch Weekly might have a real source who is really spilling the dirt. According to ITW?s source, Jessica Simpson is naming her 10-pound baby girl? Maxwell. Jess and Eric will nickname her ?Maxi?. Maxi Johnson. Maxi pad joke, etc.
Choosing a baby name can be tricky, so it?s no surprise that Jessica Simpson and fianc Eric Johnson were, until recently, at an impasse about what to call their soon-to-be born daughter. ?They tossed around a lot of names, including some wacky ones like Zinfandel, but couldn?t agree on anything,? a family friend confides.
Now, the pair has come to an understanding, and In Touch ? which was first to break the news both of Jessica?s pregnancy and of the baby?s sex ? can exclusively reveal the unusual (for a girl) moniker. ?They?re going to call her Maxwell, Maxi for short,? the friend says. Maxwell is Eric?s middle name, and also his beloved grandma?s maiden name. ?Jessica wanted a name with meaning.?
And not only has Jessica?s been seen wearing a necklace with a diamond ?M? pendant in honor of her little bundle of joy, the couple also already ordered onesies monogrammed with the name! Jessica, 31, is now set to give birth on April 20, three weeks earlier than her original due date.
?She?s gained so much weight and the baby is so big that doctors pushed up the date,? reveals her friend. And while the thought of giving birth freaks her out, ?Jessica and Eric are so eager to meet Maxwell!?
[From In Touch Weekly]
LMAO at ?Zinfandel?. I can just see Jessica, sober for the first time in years, saying, ?How about? Scotch? How about Jack Daniel? Whiskey is a cute name, y?all! Scotch Johnson. We should do that! Or White Russian Johnson! How about Merlot??
I have to admit, though, I usually loves boys? names for girls. My Indian name is a very common boys? name (in India), and I love it when a girl has a really fancy name but she shortens it to something boyish. Like ?Charlotte? becomes ?Charlie? or ?Samantha? becomes ?Sam?. I always like that. But Maxwell into Maxi? No.
What could be some of the other ?M? names if Jessica really is wearing an ?M? pendant, though? Maxine. Meric (?M? plus Eric). Meredith. Messica. Marguerite. OMG, it?s Margarita, isn?t it? OMG. I figured it out. Margarita Tequila Johnson.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson on her pregnant sex drive: 'I?m kind of unstoppable right now!' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica ?Swamp Ass? Simpson?s tour of TMI continues unabated! Huzzah! Yesterday, we covered Jessica?s appearances on both the Ellen DeGeneres show and The Tonight Show. Yes, Jessica is due in a few weeks. No, she?s not expecting twins. Yes, she?s eating something called ?slutty brownies?. No, she hasn?t realized that her baby-daddy is the second coming of K-Fed. And yes, she?s the same old Jessica, only more so, and perhaps even funnier. Yesterday, Jessica spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, and Seacrest got to the questions that NO ONE wanted to know the answers to. Namely, Seacrest asked Jessica about her pregnant sex drive. Swamp Ass obliged, happily.
Thanks, Jessica! Weeks away from giving birth, Jessica Simpson has never felt more in touch with her body — or with her sexuality.
The hugely pregnant Fashion Star mentor, 31, opened up about her current sex life with fiance Eric Johnson on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday.
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”
Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”
During the freewheeling chat, the fashion mogul also explained her decision to go nude for the April cover of ELLE magazine. “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said. “It was my idea. It kind of just seemed a natural thing for me to do.”
Despite being her heaviest ever, Simpson said she feels super-confident about baring her body to fans.
“I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to post nude. I try to be like 110 pounds. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now.”
But, at this point, she’s ready to carry her daughter-to-be “in my arms and not my belly,” she admitted.
[From Us Weekly]
Once again, I?ve never been pregnant, so I have no personal stories to share. Some women have told me that they were incredibly horny throughout their pregnancies. Some women claim it only comes later in the pregnancy, when their hormones were raging in the second trimester. And some women don?t even want to be touched because if you come near them, they will barf on you. This kind of TMI doesn?t make me nauseous (like, say, your TMI about discharge or anything involving dilation). Live and let live. I just find it funny that Jessica doesn?t have any problem talking about her gigantic Big O?s with Ryan Seacrest.
In other Jessica news, People released further excerpts from Jessica?s Elle Magazine cover story, and these quotes are gems too. Did you know that Jessica is dressing with all of us in mind? She doesn?t dress for herself – she dresses with the hopes that we?ll think her outfit is cute, and that we?ll want to copy it.
?Every time I think I?m gonna be photographed, I wonder if somebody will see what I?m wearing, and if it?ll help ?em put somethin? together, maybe for school? I always wonder if what I?m wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear,? she continues. ?I don?t ever get ready just for myself, ever.?
[From Elle via People]
On one side, I think that Jessica is simply vocalizing something that most women do – we dress for other women. We dress so that our girlfriends will say, ?Oh, cute sweater!? Only in Jessica?s case, she hopes everyone in the world will feel like her girlfriend. Does that make you like her more?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Pregnancy Sex | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Jessica Simpson told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that she never felt more in touch with her body and her sexuality than now when pushing two hundred pounds and constantly farting. Lucky guy, that Eric Johnson. Us Magazine says:
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,’” the sassy Texan said. “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”
Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”
The fashion mogul also explained her decision to go nude for the April cover of ELLE magazine. “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said. “It was my idea… I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to pose nude. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident… I just love my body more than ever now.”
Bullshit. I’ve been pregnant. At eight and a half months, you don’t “love your body more than ever.” You fucking hate it. By then the roundness has long since stopped being cute and instead your belly is distended to almost horror-movie proportions, criss-crossed with angry red stretch marks and bulging veins and linea negras and the occasional blob of Rocky Road ice cream that missed your mouth because you were shoveling it in with a serving spoon directly out of the carton. Anybody who claims otherwise is a damn liar.
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| | Jessica Simpson still wears 6-inch heels & she refers to herself as 'swamp Ass' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson made two big public appearances yesterday – on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, and on Ellen?s show, in a pretaped appearance which airs today. Let?s start with the Ellen video, because this is the first time I?m seeing Jessica in motion in a while. Ellen was making a big deal about Jessica being due any minute, but Jessica claims she has ?some weeks? left in her pregnancy, ?It?s not like tomorrow? I had contractions last night and I freaked out a little bit. You know those Braxton Hicks things? It?s like these contractions that pregnant woman have towards the end. It prepares your body for delivery. I?m prepared. It?s scary. It?s like oh god, this can happen right now.? Oh, and Jessica confirms once again that she?s not expecting twins, it?s just one big baby girl. Ellen is really sweet to her, and Jessica seems more comfortable than I?ve seen her in a while. Ellen gave her a Snoogle body pillow and a table full of food. Jessica had to ask Ellen if onion rings were vegan.
Cute, right? On The Tonight Show, it was much of the same stuff. Jessica denied that she was expecting twins. Oh, and Jessica wore six-inch heels to both shows too – she told Leno, ?It?s a tough thing here and I?m wearing six inch heels, it?s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.? Jessica also discussed labor (?Labor is really going to hurt I have so much respect for my mom and all the women across the world.?) and her new favorite food – ?slutty brownies.? Those are ?a three layer desert which includes a layer of cookie dough, a layer of brownie mix and a layer of oreo cookie.?
She says she and Eric weren?t trying for a baby ?but we were practicing? and when she found out she was preggo, ?I freaked out I was so excited, Eric didn?t even know I was doing it, he was completely shocked. He cried.? Oh, and she is going to marry her K-Fed too – ?I want him to be my husband so bad. I do still want to wear the pretty gown so I have to wait? Now she?ll just be in the wedding.? My favorite part is when Jessica talks about how much she was sweating during the first months of her pregnancy and she started calling herself ?Swamp Ass?. I hope she never changes.
Header photo courtesy of Ellen, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson is still wearing 6-inch heels, and she refers to herself as 'swamp Ass' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson made two big public appearances yesterday – on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, and on Ellen?s show, in a pretaped appearance which airs today. Let?s start with the Ellen video, because this is the first time I?m seeing Jessica in motion in a while. Ellen was making a big deal about Jessica being due any minute, but Jessica claims she has ?some weeks? left in her pregnancy, ?It?s not like tomorrow? I had contractions last night and I freaked out a little bit. You know those Braxton Hicks things? It?s like these contractions that pregnant woman have towards the end. It prepares your body for delivery. I?m prepared. It?s scary. It?s like oh god, this can happen right now.? Oh, and Jessica confirms once again that she?s not expecting twins, it?s just one big baby girl. Ellen is really sweet to her, and Jessica seems more comfortable than I?ve seen her in a while. Ellen gave her a Snoogle body pillow and a table full of food. Jessica had to ask Ellen if onion rings were vegan.
Cute, right? On The Tonight Show, it was much of the same stuff. Jessica denied that she was expecting twins. Oh, and Jessica wore six-inch heels to both shows too – she told Leno, ?It?s a tough thing here and I?m wearing six inch heels, it?s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.? Jessica also discussed labor (?Labor is really going to hurt I have so much respect for my mom and all the women across the world.?) and her new favorite food – ?slutty brownies.? Those are ?a three layer desert which includes a layer of cookie dough, a layer of brownie mix and a layer of oreo cookie.?
She says she and Eric weren?t trying for a baby ?but we were practicing? and when she found out she was preggo, ?I freaked out I was so excited, Eric didn?t even know I was doing it, he was completely shocked. He cried.? Oh, and she is going to marry her K-Fed too – ?I want him to be my husband so bad. I do still want to wear the pretty gown so I have to wait? Now she?ll just be in the wedding.? My favorite part is when Jessica talks about how much she was sweating during the first months of her pregnancy and she started calling herself ?Swamp Ass?. I hope she never changes.
Header photo courtesy of Ellen, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
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