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| | Jessica Simpson shows off her weight loss in Roland Mouret: cute or dishonest? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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These are some photos of Jessica Simpson in NYC yesterday, where she was the first guest on Katie Couric?s new daytime talk show. CB and I were debating Jessica?s general appearance, and whether or not she looks like she?s been lying about her weight loss ? I tend to think she has genuinely lost most of her baby weight, but that weight loss progress is being hampered because Jessica keeps playing fast and loose with the numbers. Jessica claims she?s only 10 pounds away from her pre-baby weight ? which I will believe only if she?s talking about her boob weight.
Anyway? when I?m at the gym, I just listen to music on my iPod and stare mindlessly at the bank of TVs in front of me, trying to guess what they?re discussing. Thus, I was able to catch part of Jessica Simpson?s big ?body debut? on Katie Couric?s new show yesterday. Since I wasn?t listening, all I could judge was the body language and facial expressions of the two women. My read: Katie thinks Jessica is a moron and Katie was going out of her way to be extra-sacchrine, and Jessica was mindlessly repeating her Weight Watchers talking points and her orchestrated ?un-truths? about her pregnancy and her weight loss. It?s good to know I was right about all of it, because just glancing through the coverage of the interview? that?s exactly what happened:
Jessica Simpson’s post-baby fitness regimen is still a work in progress, but the bubbly entrepreneur is optimistic about finally shedding her pregnancy weight, she told Katie Couric Monday.
“During pregnancy, I didn’t really think about it,” she told the talk show host of her expanding figure. “I thought my doctors were telling me that it was just a lot of water and whenever my water broke my whole entire stomach would go down but that did not happen. All the weight did not come out with the baby!”
Simpson, who acts as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers, has already lost an impressive 40 pounds since giving birth to baby Maxwell Drew Johnson in May. A big part of her progress has been in not just changing habits, but her entire relationship with food, she explained.
“You have to track every bit, and you can’t get away with the bites because they add up,” she said. “You have to be completely honest with yourself, and I think just creating that relationship of honesty with yourself is so good.”
During her pregnancy, the 32-year-old starlet admitted to succumbing to cravings for sweets, most notably a concoction called “slutty brownies,” made up of cookie dough, oreo cookies and brownie dough baked together.
Add to that a love for Tex Mex, anything fried and barbecue, and Simpson admits that her diet during her pregnancy was anything but healthy.
“Can’t beat Velveeta,” she quipped at one point during the show as Couric chatted with her Weight Watchers coach. But even at her heaviest ? Simpson said she weighed 170 pounds when she posed nude and pregnant for Elle magazine in April ? the singer said she would pointedly avoid the negative press.
“I’ve been pregnant for three years!” she joked of the way the tabloids have made fun of her yo-yo weight. “I definitely don’t Google my name. I try to avoid it completely. But I still subconsciously know that the talk is going on so I think that every day that is a struggle for me. I understand that it sells magazines and stuff … but I wish I could get a cut!” she laughed.
[From The New York Daily News]
Ah, I see. Now she claims that the ?170 pounds? figure was when she posed for Elle?s April 2012 issue. You know what? Jessica was probably only six months pregnant when she posed for Elle. Which means there are three months? worth of hawt dergs, slutty brownies and Velvetta completely unaccounted for. Now, it?s perfectly possible that Jessica is being completely honest with her Weight Watchers program people and she doesn?t want to get into the nuts and bolts of ?This is what I weighed in May, this is what I weighed in June? etc. In which case? sure, she doesn?t have to do that, of course. It?s her business. But it becomes a little bit sketchier when she?s playing fast and loose with the numbers while she?s being paid $4 million to promote the WW program. Coughfalseadvertisingcough.
Her dress is Roland Mouret, by the way. It’s not all that great, but it does “mask” her abdomen.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | It's Jessica Simpson's Weight Watcher's Commercial | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Weight Watchers debuted their new commercial starring Jessica Simpson. She says she’s not a supermodel (that’s for sure). She’s just Jessica trying to eat real food in the real world (all of it apparently).
They only shot her from the neck up which should tell you a lot. Either they didn’t have a wide angle necessary for filming or they didn’t want the commercial to be too depressing. Whatever the case, there’s no hiding the fact that Jessica gained a metric ton. You can see it in her face. I mean, she even sounds fat.
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| | A Sweet Jessica Simpson Profile Shot! | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I take back what I wrote about Jessica Simpson yesterday. She can keep on all the extra weight she wants because man, look at that profile shot! Those beauties have their own zip code. God, kill me now and let me come back as one of Jessica?s bras! Please!
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| | Jessica Simpson Shows Off New Body | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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After months of workouts and me calling her fat, Jessica Simpson finally showed off her new figure today on Katie Couric’s new show after shrouding it in secrecy for months. Jessica said she lost more than 40 pounds.
However much she lost, it was a drastic improvement over the amorphous blog she became during her pregnancy. And that story about her not being able to run because her boobs were too big? I believe it now. Even with a sports bra, there’s a 90% chance they’ll flop up and smack her in the face with each step.
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| | Jessica Simpson Is The New Kirstie Alley | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Just how much weight did Jessica Simpson put on? For months, I?ve been reading that she keeps losing weight but the proof is not in the pudding. The pudding is in Jessica?s big ass. Anyway, Jessica?s chesticles have always been a favorite of mine, and hopefully seeing her in workout clothes is a sign that
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| | Jessica Simpson reveals new figure, '10 lbs away from pre-baby weight' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson announced last week that she?s going to do her ?body after baby? reveal today, on Katie Couric?s new daytime talk show. Something tells me that Katie is going to be kind of pissed that Jessica has already been photographed just this weekend, showing off some of her figure at LAX on Sunday. Of course, Jessica seems to be wearing an oversized tunic-type caftan/blouse (which I love, actually), so maybe the big ?reveal? will include booty shorts and a tank top. You seriously never know with Jessica. I will say this: I think she looks pretty good here. The weight has noticeably come off of her face, and she simply doesn?t look as uncomfortable as she did while pregnant. But did you know that Jessica claims she only got up to 170 pounds while pregnant? Seriously:
Jessica Simpson is taking her post-baby weight loss efforts seriously — and it’s paying off, big time. On Sunday, the mom to Maxwell headed to LAX to catch a flight to NYC. Before boarding her flight, Simpson, 32, looked comfy, casual and slimmer than ever in a black tunic and formfitting black pants.
The Fashion Star mentor is slated to make her first public appearance since giving birth four months ago during a chat with Katie Couric on the TV host’s new talk show Monday.
Last week, Simpson opened up to Us Weekly about her success using Weight Watchers so far.
“I’m 10 pounds away from my pre-baby size,” said the singer/designer, who got up to 170 pounds while pregnant.
In addition to adhering to the popular point-based eating plan, Simpson said she’s working out four times a week with celeb trainer Harley Pasternak.
“Her waist is going in, and her thighs are getting smaller,” Pasternak said of his A-list client’s progress so far.
Though she still has a little bit of work to do before she’s back to her goal weight, Simpson is confident she can make it happen. Now that she’s a mom, she told Us, “I believe I can do anything!”
[From Us Weekly]
I believe that she?s probably about 10 pounds heavier than her pre-baby weight. I believe that more than I believe she only got up to 170 during her pregnancy. I know, I know ? Jessica is a short girl, etc, and her figure doesn?t ?mask? weight very well. But I still think she was heavier than 170. Anyway, I guess I?m glad Jessica finally put in the work and she fulfilled her $4 million Weight Watchers contract. I just hope we don?t have to hear about it for the next 10 months.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson Can't Exercise Because Her Boobs Are Too Big | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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It’s been a long and slow climb for Jessica Simpson to get back to her pre-baby weight. I’m not even talking about her pre-baby pre-weight gain weight either. This is due in part to her eating everything in sight because she thought being pregnant gave her a license to treat her body like a parking lot for food.
“I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it,” she told USA Today. Let’s be real here. She started enjoying herself long before she was pregnant. It seemed to start in 2009and was really evident in 2010. By 2011, all hope was lost and weeklies were already saying she was pregnant. When she finally did announce her pregnancy, she started cramming exponentiallymore food into her mouth like a bear going into hibernation.
Now she’s realizing that a 3 year binge-fest hasn’t done her body any favors signing a $4m Weight Watchers deal which she’s not any closer to completing because she’s already making excuses for not being able to really dostrenuouscardio. While Jessica says she works out with a personal trainer four to five times a week, they mostly do a lot of walking because “my boobs are way too big to run at this point.”
You know what exercise Jessica probably loves the most and CAN do? Curls. Mainly because the motion is not unlike the one she uses to shovel food into her mouth.
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| | Say Goodbye To Jessica Simpson's Big Breasts | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Now that Jessica Simpson has fattened herself up and squeezed out a baby, I wonder if she even noticed she gave birth, she can get to work at her new job of losing weight for Weight Watchers. I don’t envy anyone who’s got to be around this chick while she diets, I can’t imagine she’ll
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| | Jessica Simpson makes her first postpartum gym trip, 5 weeks after giving birth | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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WENN tagged these photos ?Jessica Simpson is photographed in her car as she leaves her personal trainer’s house.? Fame/Flynet tagged them: ?New mom Jessica Simpson looks to drop her baby weight after working out at a gym in West Hollywood, CA.? So, which is it? Is The Jessica Simpson Weight Conundrum so massive (so to speak) that Jessica can only work out in the privacy of her trainer?s home, or is Farty McDonalds going to an actual gym? I have no idea.
Whatever the deal is, I feel sorry for her. LOOK AT HER RACK. Her boobs are so big, I can feel her back pain from here. Little Maxwell Drew is, for sure, one well-fed baby. Speaking from experience, when your boobs are that big, you have to approach workouts in a completely different way. There is no way that I would ever workout with my t-ts hanging out like Jessica is doing here – I would just be so uncomfortable. But? I would imagine that doubling up on sports bras probably hurts your nursing boobs, right? Also: I eschew running, just because no one needs to see my DDs flopping around. I would imagine Jessica is the same – no running. Plus, she?s still recovering from her C-section! Shouldn?t she give her body a chance to rest for, say, six full weeks before exercising? Eight weeks? Of course, Jessica was already having sex just a few weeks after her C-section, so God knows. Maybe she?s just a miraculous healer.
Another reason to feel sorry for her: her multimillion dollar Weight Watchers deal is like a bounty on her head. I really think that Jessica regrets signing on to Weight Watchers, and I?m guessing that she?s already looking for a way out. But Weight Watchers is going to hold her to it – and God knows what will happen if they don?t see results quickly. Do you think Weight Watchers would actually sue Jessica for breach of contract if she doesn?t lose weight? Poor Jessica.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Simpson gained '80 pounds' and Maxi is 'like a little Butterball turkey' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Whenever I?ve written about Jessica Simpson in the past week, I?ve sort of idly wondered if she did end up having a C-section, as was widely reported before the birth of little Maxwell Drew. I wouldn?t blame Jessica if she did have a C-section – she was so big, and seriously, WHY NOT? I don?t get judgy about elective C-sections. This week?s In Touch Weekly – the publication that correctly identified Jessica?s baby name – says that Jessica totally had a C-section and that it was ?painful.?
Of course, this piece of information comes in a story that I don?t put a lot of stock in – it?s all about how Jessica is going right back to work immediately, which? isn?t happening. Sure, Jessica has got the deal with Weight Watchers, but I don?t see her starting that for several months. In Touch also says Jessica gained a total of ?80 pounds? while pregnant. Do you believe that? I?d say 50-60 pounds – remember, Jessica is a short girl, and remember where Jessica started out. Thankfully, In Touch says that Eric Johnson is encouraging Jessica to take it easy, to spend time with the baby and to not stress out over the weight. This seems to be the new theme in this week?s tabloids - ?Eric is actually an okay father.? The Enquirer has a story about that too, and I enjoyed the hell out of it:
Proud mama Jessica Simpson says since she gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, fianc Eric Johnson has turned from macho to marshmellow.
?Eric is crazy about Max and can?t stop staring at her,? revealed a source close to the couple. ?He was excited when Jess told him she was pregnancy, but he never dreamed he?d fall so deeply in love with his baby girl so fast.?
?Both Jess and Eric are infatuated with baby Max that she?s always in the arms of either her mommy or her daddy,? said the source. ?She weighed 9 pounds 13 ounces at birth and is like a little Butterball turkey. Her chubby cheeks and roly-poly legs crack up Jess and Eric. Jessica is still tired from the birth and trying to catch up on her sleep. But Eric has been getting up in the middle of the night and first thing in the morning just to look at his new daughter and listen to her breathe.?
?Eric?s been singing silly songs and talking like a baby to Max,? said the source. ?And Jessica is having a great time watching the two bond. Life has never been better for them.?
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
?She?is like a little Butterball turkey. Her chubby cheeks and roly-poly legs crack up Jess and Eric.? Are newborns ever that roly-poly? Aren?t they mostly wrinkled, and then they start getting the ?chubby baby legs? when they?re, like, two months old? I have no idea. Because I?m not a baby person. If you want to talk about dogs, that?s my wheelhouse. Anyway, I did like that Enquirer story. I mean, of course Eric really doesn?t have anything else to do but be a good dad – it?s not like Eric has a job or anything. He?s a total K-Fed. But it?s nice that he?s being super-supportive and that he?s already enchanted by his little girl.
Photos courtesy of Elle, WENN.
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