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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack | | Added 14 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Whoops. Forgot to finish that sentence. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow, while promoting her cookbook at the iTunes festival Tuesday, told British host Jonathan Ross she would rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. “Oh hell no!,” exclaimed Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.
Her highness also talked about her kids’ eating habits saying she has a no McDonald’s policy. “I take them to Pizza Express because I think that’s much healthier,” she said. “Don’t tell them there are toys!”
This isn’t the first time Gwyneth has been prone to exaggeration either. She once told Conan O’Brien, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup.”
Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids must think she’s a joy to be around. If she were any more protective of their health, they’d be rolling around in a bubble.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Sexy Vanity Fair Flair | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s no stranger to looking hot for the camera, and Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her sexy side in a new photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.
The 38-year-old actress/singer sheds her motherly image for a skin-bearing black and white spread in which she wears nothing more than Louis Vuitton diamond jewelry and fishnet stockings.
Gwyneth confessed that she has to work hard to keep her killer figure. ?I?m really not a morning person at all. It is just sheer determination. I?m very strict with myself. When I practice six days a week and eat clean food, I feel much better.?
To that end, Paltrow is also said to be planning the launch of a chain of gyms with her personal trainer Tracy Anderson.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Topless in Vanity Fair on Jewelry | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Gwyneth Paltrow goes topless for a special issue of Vanity Fair set to hit newsstands alongside the regular August edition of the magazine this Friday. Of course, it’s hard to get excited about a woman being topless when she can cover both breasts with one of her hands.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow Employs the Handbra | | Added 14 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Gwyneth Paltrow is topless but covered in fishnets as Miss August in the upcoming Vanity Fair on Jewellery calendar. I don’t know what that means and I’m not interested enough to find out. This may surprise you but when it comes to topless women, I don’t need a lot of context.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow goes topless, wears fishnets for Vanity Fair: Goopy or cute? | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Fishsticks in fishnets! Sorry, I just had to jack Michael K?s moniker for Dame Gwyneth Paltrow. This fishy fishnets photo is from Vanity Fair?s ?jewelry supplement? for the August issue - the one with Emma Stone on the cover, with Emma making fun of Goopy?s BFF and business partner Tracy Anderson! That alone is delicious, but this photo kind of makes my day too - look how slim Goopy is! Look how she doesn?t have any peasanty stretch marks or any peasanty flaws! I?m not even sure if we?re actually looking at her fishnet-covered biscuit? is she wearing a thong? I can?t tell. But the best part about the shot is the look of veiled contempt on Goopy?s face. She?s all ?Fine. I?ll show you how hot I am, because I know you need an aspirational goal. Fatties.? All of the jewelry that she?s wearing is Louis Vuitton, by the way. Just like she wore at the Oscars this year (and she got paid handsomely for it).
Meanwhile, Gwyneth just released this week?s Goop-letter, and it?s a decent one. This week, Goop talks about ?stress?. You know, the stress of having to use your outdoor, wood-burning oven to cook cavier-and-gold-crusted chicken for Paul McCartney and Vladimir Putin. But Goop has a solution - meditation!
I have never been very good at handling stress (though a bit of meditation helps), and I wanted some very practical ways of reducing it that I could use during the course of my day. I got some good answers that don?t require a 90 minute yoga class, or flying to a hippie style silent retreat (I?ve actually done one?don?t ask), just simple things that we all have access to. Here they are!
Love,
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[From GOOP]
You can read the whole thing here - I just skimmed it. Some of the advice is straightforward - a hot bath, a glass of wine, acupuncture, etc. Meh.
Here are some recent pics of Gwyneth out to dinner with the guy who runs Topshop. Now people think that she?s going to be starting her own Topshop Goop line. Why not?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Taking care of her parental responsibilities, Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted dropping her daughter Apple off at school today (June 24) in London, England.
The ?Sliding Doors? dame was accompanied by a bodyguard as she hopped out of her BMW SUV and said goodbye to her little girl.
And it sounds like even Gwyneth has questions when it comes to matters of etiquette, and she?s not afraid to ask them.
On her GOOP website, she confessed, ?Summer is officially here, and for us that means travelling to see loved ones and having loved ones travel to see us. I had some questions about the etiquette of being a proper houseguest (and some queries about what is polite in this modern era), so I asked the very witty expert on the subject, Derek Blasberg, to guide me in the right direction.?
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow's Surprise "Glee Live" Performance | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Giving a lucky crowd quite the special treat, Gwyneth Paltrow surprised the audience at the ?Glee Live? concert in New Jersey on Thursday night (June 16).
The ?Country Strong? singer took the stage unannounced at the Izod Center and sang her rendition of Cee-Lo Green's ?Forget You.?
In addition, the concert was recorded and will be featured in a 3-D big screen version of the tour to be released later in the summer.
As you can imagine, the crowd went wild as they realized it was Paltrow belting out her good pal Cee-Lo's hit song.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow goops her way into singing with 'Glee' cast in New Jersey | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here?s a question for those of you who like Glee: why in the world would you need to see these people perform live in some kind of concert situation? Yes, some of them had good voices. But after watching them in the comfort of your own home, on television, why would you feel the need to see them in person? It?s not like they?re actually performing songs that they wrote, and it doesn?t seem like they?re performing these songs in a way any different than the television versions. So, why?
Anyway, the Glee tour is in full-effect, because if there?s one thing great about hiring 30-year-olds to play high schoolers, it?s that you can get past all of those tricky child labor laws and simply work your cast to death, year-round. According to Just Jared, the cast was in the middle of a concert in East Rutherford, New Jersey yesterday when Gwyneth Paltrow snotted her way onto the stage to sing her new Goop standard, ?Forget You?. This song is dead, right? Goop killed it long ago:
Dame Gwyneth really is living the dream. That dream? Of performing before endless crowds of rapt peasants.
Sidenote: I had my hissy fit about Glee concerts before I read this - apparently, this concert in New Jersey was part of the Glee Live! 3D concert movie that is currently being filmed. Ah, that?s why Gwyneth came. Because she?ll do anything for a movie part these days.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow, lobster-faced in J. Mendel: awful, unflattering or?? | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I was going to wait to cover these new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow until I had gotten a chance to look at this week?s GOOP-letter, but whatever. These are photos of Gwyneth attending the ?Bent of Learning? benefit last night. Something about Zen and yoga, I think. Her dress is J. Mendel, and good God is it fug and unflattering. This is something I have never understood about Gwyneth: she works out for HOURS every day and neurotically obsesses over her diet, so why does she consistently choose styles that don?t flatter her figure? This dress ADDS weight on her slender frame. Perhaps she?s trying to look ?fat? so that she can appeal to chunky peasants?
Now let?s talk about her face. LOBSTER GOOP. That?s what it is. In Gwyneth?s mind, she resembles an exquisite Pink diamond (not like the tacky one Ben Affleck gave J. Lo, Goop sniffs), but in truth, the bitch just needs to remember her sunscreen.
Ahhh, she just released her Goop. It?s about Father?s Day, because Gwyneth will absolutely exhaust you with tales about her late father, and barely mention that she was also raised by a mother who adored her and enabled her as well. Poor Blythe Danner. Gwyneth probably tells Blythe that she?s fat too. Or maybe Goop is still pissed that her mom is descended from peasants. Anyway, you can read this week?s Goop here - it?s an interview with her very dear friend, the editor in chief of Bon Appetit. She also shills for her cookbook.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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| | Gwyneth Paltrow: Bent On Learning Benefit Honoree! | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Stepping out for a good cause, Gwyneth Paltrow was on hand for the 3rd annual Bent on Learning benefit in New York City on Wednesday evening (June 15).
Held at the Urban Zen Center, the Oscar winning actress worked the arrivals area before joining up with designer Donna Karan and Stacey Bendet.
Miss Paltrow's appearance comes as she happened to be honored during the course of the festivities for her ?immense contributions to the yoga community.?
As for the organization, Bent On Learning has a mission set "to improve the physical fitness and cognitive, social and emotional skills of New York City public school students by providing regular instruction in yoga and meditation."
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