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| | Lindsay Lohan Gets Artsy in Los Angeles | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Putting her legal woes aside for a fun-filled weekend outing, Lindsay Lohan was all smiles as she arrived at Roseark in Los Angeles on Friday night (November 11).
The "Mean Girls" starlet looked stylish in an LBD with a matching brimmed black hat as she joined alongside Kathy Rose and Lana Gomez at the Lana Gomez Art Show.
The outing comes amidst a new report claiming that LiLo recently spoke about how she thinks she still has an Oscar-worthy performance in her if given the chance.
A source told the tabloids, ?Lindsay is clearly living on a different planet. Her life is in tatters and no one in Hollywood will even take her calls. But she still sees herself as a player, and she?s telling friends that her career is going better than ever. She?s even talking about finding a role that will make her dream of winning an Oscar come true!?
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| | Linnocent's Playboy shoot was 'classy' & had a Marilyn Monroe theme, of course | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Time for our daily Linnocent post. And I?m trying not to gloat, because it?s unattractive in a woman my age to be all ?I was right, SUCK IT.? Plus, I was right about the most obvious thing in the world. When I first heard that Linnocent was posing for Playboy, one of my first thoughts was, ?Oh, I bet she?s totally doing a Marilyn Monroe theme for her photo shoot.? Yep. I was right. Hugh Hefner confirmed to The Insider:
Earlier this month, Dina Lohan confirmed to The Insider that her daughter Lindsay will be featured in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Now, The Insider’s Brooke Anderson is the first to get Hugh Hefner to spill even more salacious details on the highly anticipated spread.
First things first — Hefner confirmed that Lindsay did go fully nude for the photo shoot, which he called “classy.”
“It’s a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate which was in the original issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy.” Hefner said.
Lindsay’s Playboy spread will appear in the January/February 2012 issue.
[From The Insider]
Page Six had further details of the Playboy shoot, and why there needed to be two shoots after Hef hated the first one. According to a source, ?He felt the initial shots looked too much like a Kate Moss-inspired fashion story — Lindsay?s choice — where he wanted more of a classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel.? So for the second photo shoot, Linnocent brough along ?lawyers, agents and publicists? who, according to a source, ?gave their two cents about what was considered ?nude? and what was not.? The Cracken will definitely be naked in the photos, but in some she?ll be ?strategically covered up.? Radar?s source says that “The pictures Lindsay took last week are much better than the first set.? So? from (Even More) Crackie Kate Moss to Crackie Marilyn. This is going to be terrible.
Meanwhile, Crackie Von Cracks-A-Lot?s delusional, insane rep went to Radar to pay more lip service to Linnocent?s commitment to her community service. According to Steve Honig, “Lindsay is highly motivated to fulfill her community service obligations so she can put all of this behind her and continue to move forward with her career.?
Last story: Fox News has an interesting story about how Linnocent?s four-year-long crackie legal catastrophe is a huge waste of time and money, and taxpayers should be furious:
Lindsay Lohan flitted in and out of her 30-day jail sentence in a mere four hours early Monday morning. The 25-year-old actress was booked into the Century Regional Detention facility in Lynwood at 8:50 p.m. on Sunday evening, and was home in Venice Beach by 2 am. Lohan was released due to jail overcrowding.
Given her years-long saga in the California court system that led to her hours-long incarceration, Lohan could have cost taxpayers over $250,000 per hour of the jail time she just served, experts say.
?This should cause an outrage,? criminal defense attorney Joey Jackson told Fox411.com. ?Why should Lindsay Lohan?s hand be held? Why should she be given umpteenth chances and everyone else the book gets thrown at them? It doesn?t seem to be fair.?
Lohan was sentenced to report to jail for her 30-day sentence after failing to complete a court mandated community service that had been ordered for drunken driving and theft charges. The judge gave Lohan the option of taking community service at the county morgue and mandated psychotherapy, or risk serving an additional 270 days in jail.
Not only that, the judge gave Lohan a week to report to jail so she could complete a nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine. Had she been unable to complete the shoot, she could have been held in breach of contract by the men’s magazine, which reportedly paid her almost a million dollars for the spread.
Jackson tells Fox411 that if Lohan were not a celebrity, she absolutely would have been booked for the full 300 days without lenience this time around.
?The real issue is the normal Joe Schmo who doesn?t have her clout, her money, and her fame which gets a judge to cheer for her,? Jackson said. ?For a normal person a judge would say, ?You?re going to jail for a year.??
And while Lohan can afford to pay her attorneys to keep her out of jail, her consistent bad behavior is costing California taxpayers hundreds of thousands ? and possibly millions — of dollars, all while gumming up the state?s overloaded justice system. Since Lindsay Lohan?s legal troubles began with a drunk driving arrest in 2007 she has made more than 20 court appearances stemming from additional arrests, violating probation, failing drug and alcohol screenings, and failing to follow court orders.
?From logistics to the transcript reporters to the clerks, it is exorbitantly expensive to have a court appearance. It is important we understand what a waste of time this is,? former federal prosecutor Michael Wildes of Wildes & Weinberg told Fox411.com. ?It costs tens of thousands of dollars per court appearance for all the clerks, the security, and those court reporters who get paid by the page, not to mention all the collateral support for something like this. Plus it diverts the administration of justice for other matters.?
?It has likely cost taxpayers millions of dollars,? attorney Vikki Ziegler contends. ?This has been a four year ordeal that taxpayers in California must foot. That includes salaries for judges, prosecutors, court officers, court reporters, clerks, [and] other law enforcement professionals, who must all be paid, to have touched the Lohan case directly or indirectly in one shape or another.?
[From Fox News]
Linnocent: Because Crack Is Worth It! Do you think that if you really add it up, she?s costing taxpayers millions? I think it?s more like ?hundreds of thousands? - which, incidentally, what I hope Shawn Holley?s legal fees cost too. But yeah? Linnocent is a huge sucking void of money, time and crack shenanigans. We know this already.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Is Already Out of Jail | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Lindsay Lohan embarked on her 30-day jail sentence by turning herself in late Sunday night, and despite promises from the L.A. Sheriff that she would serve time and not be shuffled out due to overcrowding, she served less than five hours. Us Magazine says:
The 25-year-old actress checked into a Los Angeles County jail on at 8:50 p.m. Sunday — and was out by 1:40 a.m. Monday.
Serving a 30-day sentence
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| | Lindsay Lohan Spent 4 Hours in Jail | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail by Judge Sautner for violating her probation which she admitted to doing. This sentence was based on the promise by the Sheriff who said he’d make room for Lindsay to serve her full sentence. Apparently the Sheriff has an odd sense of humor because that never happened. Instead, Lindsay only spent around four hours in jail on Sunday. She checked into LA County jail at 8:50 p.m. and was out by 1:40 a.m. according to the AP.
It was the fifth jail sentence overall for Lohan, arrested twice in 2007 for drunk driving. Judge Stephanie Sautner gave the former Disney star her sentence last Wednesday after she missed 14 out of her 19 court-mandated psychotherapy sessions and canceled 12 of her 20 self-appointed downtown women’s center visits. Us Weekly
Us goes on to say she’ll avoid serving an additional 270 days if she finishes her community service at the morgue and attends her four psychotherapy sessions before December 14. But why should she care anyway? Nothing is going to happen to her. At worst, that 270 day jail sentence is going to turn into 24 hours and half of that time will be her sitting in booking while that bumblef**k sheriff asks his intern how to work the electronic finger print thingy.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Do-Over | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Lindsay Lohan has a whole week to turn herself in before she begins her jail time for violating her probation, which works out nice because Hugh Hefner called a mulligan on her first Playboy shoot and she has to do it again. E! News says:
A source confirms that LiLo will be dropping trou ? though not her delicates ? for another soft-focus shoot with the mag, her second attempt at a sexy spread after Hugh Hefner’s ever discerning eye was apparently not overly pleased with the results of her first session, which took place at the Playboy Mansion last week.
The camera sitting is set to take place [today], and the source says that Hef has still not fully decided on the creative aspects of the shoot, but has brought in a new photographer for the do-over.
However, while the photographer and possible theme may be changing, one very important detail is remaining the same: Lindsay will not be going fully naked for tomorrow’s shoot, which will again be “tastefully” done.
Despite the redo, the photos are still scheduled to run in Playboy’s January issue, provided the actress is not in jail at the time the magazine goes to print.
Her first shoot was supposedly full frontal, which means Hugh got a good look at her vagina and said “Hell, no.” Playboy’s passing on her puss. I guess no amount of Vaseline on the lens could salvage a herpes flare-up or a labial boil or two.
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| | Linnocent's Playboy photo shoot has to be redone because it was too crackie | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As soon as Playboy gave Linnocent $50 and a pack of cigs, the Cracken dropped trou and started shooting ping-pong balls out of her scorched-earth biscuit. ?Y?all got a camera? I?m giving you my best angle,? she said. Yes, the very second that Playboy shelled out the money, Linnocent was already posing nude. But there?s a problem! RESHOOTS. When I mentioned earlier today that LL was given a week?s leniency to turn herself into jail, I thought that the ?work? the Cracken had to do for Playboy was just ?additional? photo shoots. Nope. As it turns out, the mangy crack head?s first photo shoot was a Tran wreck, and Hugh Hefner demanded new photos. Oh, Crackie. How bad were those photos?!?
Lindsay Lohan was given a week to check into jail to continue her nude shoot for Playboy magazine, but RadarOnline.com has learned that her first set of photos weren?t up to the standards of the venerated men?s magazine.
?Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,? a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
?The first pictures of Lindsay weren?t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot,? the source said.
RadarOnline.com has learned that the new shoot will take place starting on Thursday, and the current plans are for Lindsay to be on the January cover of Hugh Hefner?s famous Playboy magazine.
?There is never a guarantee that everyone will like the photos or that they will be of high enough quality to use for the cover but Playboy wanted to make sure that Lindsay?s pictures were exactly what they wanted,? the source said.
[From Radar]
?The first pictures of Lindsay weren?t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot? how do I put this nicely? She?s covered in scabs, bruises and cigarette ash. She was hammered and high, and you can?t even see her pupils. She looked like one, giant, cancerous freckle. So we?re trying again with a cracked-out Marilyn theme, maybe this won?t be so frightening.?
Meanwhile, a ?source? has gone to E! News to claim once again that the Cracken won?t be showing anything important (biscuit-related) in the shoot, but that the new photo shoot is going down today. Hef has apparently not decided on a theme thus far, but he did get LL a new photographer. We?ll be seeing the crack catastrophe in the January issue. Sigh?
Oh, and remember how Crackie was getting some-odd $400-500,000 for her modeling stint with Philipp Plein? Well, because of the most recent crackie court catastrophe, that contract could be ?in jeopardy? according to Fox News. It?s because the judge said Linnocent can?t leave the country while she?s doing this latest round of probation. But Linnocent is still trying to find a way to crack hustle her way to Europe for some reason:
?Lindsay has contributed a great deal to Philipp brand and we can only hope that something can be worked out so that Lindsay will be able to make a couple of appearances that have already been planned in Europe,? Nathan Folks of Twisted Game, who facilitated the deal with business partner Cassandra Gava, told FOX411?s Pop Tarts column.
According to an inside source, however, Lohan was contracted to make an appearance in Dusseldorf, Germany as early as November 15 ? which now looks to be in serious jeopardy.
?I don?t know how this is all going to play out,? said the source. ?But if she doesn?t make the designated appearances, she is going to lose a whole bunch of money.?
Following her last court appearance, and faced with the high possibility she would be thrown back behind bars, Plein told us that he was continuing to stand by his model, and that it was her ?unconventional, unpredictable? nature that got her the gig in the first place.
?Lohan?s image is consistent with many of the Philipp Plein brand values, that include unconventionality and controversy, with a rock and roll spirit. These elements, combined with Lohan?s talent, beauty and high visibility made her an ideal choice as the face of this young upcoming luxury brand,? he said.
[From Fox News]
Well, that?s good that Plein is all ?I hired her exactly because she?s a crack monster.? At least we?re not hearing crap about ?Oh, the Cracken does nothing for our precious brand, she must be fired!? If she?s getting fired for anything, it?s because she?s not taking her Traveling Beej Tour to Europe for a while.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Shoot Needs a Do-Over | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Hugh Hefner thought Lindsay Lohan’s vagina was sub par in her first Playboy shoot session so now he’s making her do another one.
Hefner, who’s not yet decided on the creative aspects of the shoot, has already brought in another photog. Presumably one who’s great with lighting and angles and meth face. Another detail worthy of note is Lindsay will not be getting fully naked and instead will have a “tasteful” shoot. Suffice to say, this issue just got a lot lamer.
First thing she wanted to clarify, Lindsay does not go full-frontal in the pictorial. “It will be tastefully done,” she tells correspondent Christina McLarty. “She’s been working in front of the camera with Ford Models since she was a little girl so she kinda knows how to work that.”
As for whether or not Lindsay will be on the cover (reportedly the December issue), Dina reveals that she will! “[Lindsay] and Mr. Hefner will decide. She’ll pick 5 cover [options], he’ll pick the one he wants.” The Insider
Well, sure, working with Ford Models since she was a little girl has obviously prepared her for posing naked. Ford Models are basically tarted up little whores anyway.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Big Polka Dot Breasts | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday to find out wether or not she’s going back to jail to see all her inmate girlfriends, I bet the lady inmates were licking their chops in anticipation. I don’t know what the judge finally ruled, I can’t keep track of every one of her sentencing so I’m
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| | Lindsay Lohan is Going to Jail | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Judge Stephanie Sauntner sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail yesterday for violating her probation by failing to participate in the court-ordered therapy sessions and community service. TMZ says:
ALL of Lindsay’s community service must now be served at the L.A. County Morgue. And the judge gave Lindsay a tight structure on how she must complete the rest of her probation, and if she doesn’t the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.
As for the 30 days Lindsay is getting now — the judge made it clear … NO HOUSE ARREST.
The Sheriff’s Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve 20% of the 30 days — 6 days in jail.
Judge Stephanie Sautner gave Lindsay a strict schedule on completing the rest of her probation — by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. And so on. Everything must be completed by March 29 — or she goes directly to jail for 270 days.
Six whole days. I’m surprised she didn’t saunter of the courtroom in slow motion while someone with a boombox blasted “Damn It Feels Good to Be Gangsta.”
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Linnocent's 30-day sentence will likely last a matter of hours, not days | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Yesterday, just SECONDS after the judge muttered something about Linnocent having to spend 30 days in jail FOR SERIOUS, TMZ got a hold of their Sheriff?s Department source who mentioned in passing that because of overcrowding, Linnocent would probably end up only doing 5 or 6 days of that 30-day sentence. It sucked. But you know what sucks even harder? The news that even 6 days in jail is a total pipe dream. Later on Wednesday, TMZ?s sources told them that Linnocent would probably only be held for a matter of MINUTES. Ugh.
Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes … this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.
Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to serve 30 days in the pokey, adding that the only way to shave time off the sentence is if it’s required by law. A Sheriff’s official told us earlier this week … misdemeanor inmates only serve 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. But the 2 officials we spoke with today say … because of overcrowding they immediately release inmates sentenced to less than 90 days.
As for what the judge said — that the sentence can only be reduced if required by law — the officials say there’s a federal court order on overcrowding that “trumps everything,” and that order has been interpreted to immediately release people with short jail sentences.
Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ … Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay — possibly overnight — is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time.
[From TMZ]
Soon after TMZ reported that, the Sheriff?s Dept. spokesperson Steve Whitmore went on the record with TMZ and said that LL would probably end up spending ONE NIGHT in jail, but that we shouldn?t think that she?s getting special treatment. Honestly, she?s not getting special treatment. This is how California treats most ?non-violent? offenders. Anyway, Whitmore said that depending on what day (and what time of day) Linnocent checks in, it could be a matter of hours or perhaps even overnight.
Oh, and why did Linnocent get a week?s leniency to turn herself in to jail? It?s because she still needs to take more frecky, fire-crotchy Playboy photos. Because one million dollars will buy you a lot of crack (for real). Apparently, that?s why the sentencing hearing started late - Shawn Holley was in the judge?s chambers, telling the judge that Linnocent needed to ?work? this week.
As far as Linnocent?s perspective on this whole new crackie ordeal, TMZ?s sources (Mother Cracken) says that Linnocent believes Judge Sautner?s sentence is ?very fair? and that the judge is ?nice?. Also, Linnocent is promising that she?ll totally work super-hard to meet all of her requirements. Here?s an honest to God question, though: if Linnocent had just opted for the 300-day sentence, how long would she have had to spend in jail? It would probably just be a matter of days, maybe a week or two, right? So why didn?t she just go for that? Dumb crackie can?t think straight.
Last thing: regardless of the boobs which are sagging to her waist, you know what I think was going on in Linnocent?s mind yesterday? ?I?m so Marilyn in this ensemble! Screw Michelle Williams, this is exactly how Marilyn would have looked if she was a crackhead being dragged into court for the millionth time.?
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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