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| | Lindsay Lohan was in court today, judge said she's 'getting her life back on track' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Lindsay Lohan was in court today. Do we have to talk about this court appearance endlessly? It wasn’t her first, and it won’t be her last. Surprisingly enough, even with all of the cracked-out Terry Richardson photo shoots and trainwreck appearances in NYC, Lindsay managed to complete her community service hours this month at the morgue (where she gets all of her fashion tips). As for the fashion… look, we’ve totally seen worse from LL. Yes, this seafoam-green (??) minidress isn’t appropriate for court, but it’s not completely INappropriate either. Her lips are still jacked. She’s wearing candy-colored lipstick. Oh… wait… I think I just got it. Is she channeling 1960s Liz Taylor? Is that it? You know this crackhead plans her court outfits according to a very specific crackie system. I really think this ensemble is somehow
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Probation Progress Hearing: Live Coverage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Continuing to deal with her legal woes, Lindsay Lohan is set to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner for a progress hearing today (February 22).
With the proceedings to get underway at 10 a.m. PT, the "Mean Girls" starlet already arrived at the Los Angeles courthouse alongside mother Dina while hoping for a glowing review.
Finally realizing what she needs to do in order to stay out of trouble, Miss Lohan reportedly is thankful of her strict judge - as she credits her for saving her career.
According to TMZ, the ?Labor Pains? actress wasn?t too keen on Judge Sautner at first, but eventually began to comprehend that without her regulated plan of action, she would?ve never gotten her act together.
Instead of requiring Lohan to perform hundreds of hours of community service within a year, Judge Sautner saw that Linds needed a more structured routine where she?d have to make a court appearance once a month and if her volunteer work was not completed at that time, she would immediately go to jail.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Will Play Elizabeth Taylor | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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It was really weird that Lindsay Lohan didn’t get thatLovelacerole about a girl who gags on dick for a living because it seemed to be a role she’d been researching her whole life. Surprisingly, Lindsay snagged the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Original Movie instead. But not to worry. The film will be called Liz and Dickso there will still be penis jokes.
Lindsay, who hasn’t appeared in a film since 2010, will play Taylor, “whose stormy relationship with Richard Burton led them to marry and divorce each other twice.” Basically, everything you expect from a Lifetime movie.
According to GossipCop, Lifetime demanded Lindsay fulfill all her probation requirements before production begins in March. Which is another hurdle because Lindsay is a screw-up.
Though TMZ says Lindsay is taking this role seriously. Lindsay is living and breathing Elizabeth Taylor by watching all her old film, watching interviews online and reading a bunch of her biographies all to recreate her posture, speech and otheridiosyncrasies.
$10 bucks says when they start filming, Lindsay, with all that research, will end up breaking out an English accent and go, “Hallo, guvna,” every 10 minutes.
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| | Lindsay Lohan allegedly scores the Elizabeth Taylor part, with a cracked-out caveat | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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On Sunday, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan would be hosting an episode of Saturday Night Live in early March. The announcement spelled crack disaster for one and for all, and I can?t even imagine what Lorne Michaels was even thinking. Lindsay, of course, used the promise of this gig to begin her cracked-out re-launch. God, how many re-launches has this crackhead had? She screws it up every single time. She?ll mess up, she?ll claim that she?s changed, she?ll try to re-launch herself and then she messes up again. Rinse and tweak and repeat. Anyway, this is what Team Crackie pushed to Radar yesterday:
With Lindsay Lohan’s legal woes seemingly coming to an end, the actress is ready to step back in front of the camera and get back to work, and on March 3, she?ll be hosting Saturday Night Live, and her rep tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she is very excited about appearing on the revered NBC late night show.
“Lindsay has been a longtime fan of Saturday Night Live and is incredibly excited to host the show and work with the amazing cast and writers,” her rep, Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay will appear in a Los Angeles courtroom this week for a progress hearing in her misdemeanor theft case and will receive a glowing report.
The Mean Girls star, 25, has completed 15 days of court ordered community service at the Los Angeles County Morgue, and 5 therapy sessions, as part of her probation requirements stemming from her no contest plea in the necklace theft case.
“Lindsay is on track and doing very well in fulfilling all terms of her probation, completing her community service at the morgue and her therapy. She is focused and committed to putting this part of her life behind her,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com.
This could be the beginning of a long anticipated comeback that Lohan and her fans have anticipated. “Lindsay just wants to get back to work. She is almost done with her community service and she is ahead of schedule in finishing before the March 29 deadline. Talks are still underway for her to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime biopic movie, and she is hopeful that the deal will be signed soon,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com.
[From Radar]
First of all, I guess we?re not supposed to even notice or remark on the cognitive dissonance of being told that the Cracken is doing SO MUCH BETTER and actually seeing her drugged-out, cracked-out appearance at the amFAR gala, and hearing stories about how crazy she was acting. Anyway, I wanted to make a note of that Radar article because that was published early Monday morning – and the claim was that Lohan was still ?in talks? to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie. Nevermind that Crackie has been telling everybody that she?s got the part and never mind the Terry Richardson photos where LL poses in a Liz Taylor sweatshirt. So, just hours later, Access Hollywood reported this:
Lindsay Lohan has more than just her upcoming hosting gig on ?Saturday Night Live? to celebrate ? she?s scored the role of Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime TV movie, ?Liz and Dick,? a source tells Access Hollywood?s Billy Bush.
But, there is one legal-
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Presidents' Day Doctor Visit | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Kicking off the week by keeping tabs on her health, Lindsay Lohan was spotted out at a local medical building in Los Angeles, CA on Monday (February 20).
The "Mean Girls" starlet was joined by her younger brother, Michael, as the pair cruised to the Presidents' Day doctor's appointment in LiLo's black Porsche sports car.
The med center outing comes just after it was announced that Lindsay has scored a hosting gig on an upcoming episode of ?Saturday Night Live.?
Miss Lohan will host the March 3rd show after having contacted head honcho Lorne Michaels directly, with the appearance being an important step towards having a viable career in the entertainment industry again.
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| | Lindsay Lohan to Return to SNL | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Fresh from her string of hit movies legal and financial woes, Lindsay Lohan will be reprising her role as host for Saturday Night Live. It’s kind of sad when the only role you can get is one where they’ll expect you to make fun of yourself. Says Daily Mail,
When she last appeared on Saturday Night Live in 2006 she was still riding a wave of success after starring in two hit films.
So there will be plenty of material to mine for the writers of the comedy show when Lindsay Lohan hosts the show for the fourth time on March 3.
And while she does not have any projects to promote, she will no doubt be hoping appearing on such a high-profile spot will help her get her career back in gear.
The appearance will also give the 25-year-old’s fans something to talk about besides her ongoing legals woes.
Mean Girls star Lindsay seems very excited about the opportunity, tweeting: ‘SNL! I love @NBC !!!!!!!!!!!!!’
She is a big fan of the show, and even referred its executive producer Lorne Michaels as a mentor and father figure.
However she has also been annoyed at the programme, even sending Michaels a letter last year saying she was upset by the show repeatedly making fun of her.
But isn’t that what fathers do? Make you stand up in front of people and make fun of yourself? At least Lindsay will be getting paid for it. My dad thought that I should entertain his drinking buddies by having me do “Where is Thumbkin?” with my polydactyly hand for free.
Not looking a day older than 45 at the amfAR New York Gala:
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| | Lindsay Lohan: More Playboy On the Way? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Making certain that she's able to keep in touch with her inner circle, Lindsay Lohan closed out the week with a mobile phone shopping excursion in Beverly Hills, CA on Friday (February 17).
The "Georgia Rule" starlet was dressed conservatively in a yellow top, black jacket and jeans while toting her Luxe Ralph Lauren 'Crocodile Ricky' handbag and newly purchased cell out of the local T-Mobile store.
The outing comes amidst rumblings that Miss Lohan may soon be approached once more by Playboy for a follow-up to her hit spread for the men's magazine.
Hollie McKay of FOX Pop Tarts spoke with founder Hugh Hefner at a pre-Grammy party, with the Playboy mogul calling LiLo's recent cover issue "huge" while adding that the 25-year-old will ?quite possibly? do another shoot.
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| | Lindsay Lohan x Terry Richardson for Love Magazine | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Lindsay Lohan teamed up with Terry Richardson for another shoot. This time it was for a Love Magazine, an actual publication I’m assuming. Lindsay, excited someone finally paid her, showed her appreciation by hiking up her skirt and sticking her ass in the air. This is how a desperate celebrity presents itself in the wild.
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| | Lindsay Lohan posed for Terry Richardson again and again: still busted? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are even more Terry Richardson photos of Lindsay Lohan. I guess these are some outtakes from her Love Magazine photo shoot? In which she looked busted and cheap and she wore an Elizabeth Taylor sweatshirt and hoped that producers would instantly recognize that SHE is the only one who could possibly play Liz? I didn?t have the heart to post all of the Love Magazine photos – you can see the rest of them here, but BEWARE! Some of the shots are NSFW, as they contain butt cheek and other cracked-out body parts. I think Linnocent is aiming for ?sexy? but she just looks like a really haggard call girl who needs a nap.
If that wasn?t enough, Uncle Terry and the Cracken have been spending a lot of time partying together lately, and, of course, Uncle Terry has put photos up on his Diary. He snapped pics of Lindsay at the amFAR gala, and at some party for Purple Magazine a few nights ago. This is after his spectacularly busted photo shoot with LL at the Marmont last week. Yikes.
And the final problem – Terry Richardson is now doing photo shoots with Ali Lohan. That?s so? sad. Depressing. Sketchy. Tragic. Also: what the hell is Ali doing to her face? She?s going to her sister?s lip injection guy, right?
Photos courtesy of Lohan?s Tumblr and Terry?s Diary.
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| | Lindsay Lohan leaves NY Fashion Week, didn't pay her taxes for 2009 & 2010 | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When we last saw Lindsay Lohan, she was an epic crackie trainwreck at the amFAR gala in NYC last week. Dina Lohan even dropped a hint to Us Weekly that the Family Lohan was in NYC for all of New York Fashion Week. So why did Lindsay fly home to Los Angeles over the weekend? These are pics of her arrival in LA – she looks like she took a shower and? like she?s trying to look ?brainy.? What?s with the thick black glasses? I have no idea. My guess is that she?s trying to look ?professional? and ?serious? so that producers won?t think she?s a crackhead and they?ll give her the part of Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that?s why she left NYC too – she doesn?t want to be a mess in New York around all of those journalists. Is she really that self-aware, though? Doubtful.
Anyway, there are a few new Linnocent stories today. You know how LL didn?t pay her taxes for 2009? Guess what? She didn?t pay them for 2010 either. Her accountant must be smoking crack too.
Lindsay Lohan and tax liens go together like Lindsay Lohan and arrests, probation violation hearings, lawsuits, mug shots and see-through shirts … that is to say, very well.
Seems LiLo has given Uncle Sam the slip one more time. According to docs filed yesterday at the L.A. County Recorder’s Office, Lindsay never paid federal income taxes for 2010 … to the tune of $140,203.30.
As TMZ previously reported, Lindsay never cut the government a check for the $93,701.57 she was supposed to pay in federal taxes for 2009 either.
So far, no comment from Lohan … but she previously blamed her accountants for the 2009 debacle … so it’s probably safe to say they’re gonna get the blame for the 2010 screw up as well.
[From TMZ]
Wait, she owes $140,203? Someone do the math and figure out how much she made (on the books) in 2010 – what would it be, like less than $400,000? That?s interesting, I guess. Does she have to pay taxes on her international call girl income? Does she have to pay taxes on the money the paparazzi give her for showing up somewhere so they can get photos?
In other LL news, Page Six had this interesting piece this morning:
Lindsay Lohan is rebuilding her movie career, but she?s still a hit in the art world. Domingo Zapata has just sold a piece of artwork comprised of Polaroid pictures of Lohan for more than $100,000.
Zapata, who shot the images in his studio at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, is believed to have sold the work through the Hus Gallery to a prominent British collector.
The creation comprises four pictures of a platinum blond LiLo with a sultry look, and embellished with paint into an Adam and Eve story of original sin and the words, ?An Apple . . . that I like . . . with a bite out of it. Adam and Eve changed mankind forever . . . started SIN . . . it was a plain simple apple hanging from a tree. Then the world changed for all of us.?
Lohan was spotted with Zapata, who lives in the Bowery Hotel penthouse, as well as her sister Ali and brother Michael shopping at Blue & Cream on the Bowery. Sources say Zapata picked up the tab for clothes for a ?future shoot.?
[From Page Six]
LL always gets someone else to pay the bills, or she just crack-heists whatever she wants. I?m betting that LL thinks she?s entitled to that $100,000 too, don?t you? ?That?s my face, you should give the money to me! I?m living ART!? Who is the dumbass buying the artwork though? Yikes.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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