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| | Ken Paves dumps Jessica Simpson (as a client) | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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About a month ago, the rumor mill started working overtime with gossip about Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist/gay BFF Ken Paves. It seems Ken and Jessica were on the outs, and that they were no longer stuck up each other?s asses. Then Us Weekly basically confirmed the damn breakup with a hilarious and bitchy tell-all article that read like a series of snipes from Camp Jess and Camp Ken. Camp Jess basically said that Ken dumped Jessica for Eva Longoria (?hagwrecker?) because he was launching a line of weaves and sh-t in South America (he needed a Latina friend, I guess). Camp Ken basically said that Jess commit?s the cardinal sin of the gay-girl relationship: she dumps her gay every time she gets a new boyfriend! SHOCK. Anyway, Ken just gave a new interview to E! News, and I think we can officially declare Ken and Jess the fourth big split of the week. SOB. Ken has officially dumped Jess.
Yes, Jessica Simpson’s ex-BFF and former go-to hair guy Ken Paves finally admitted what we told you about weeks ago: that he’s no longer snipping Jessica’s locks. So what did he have to say when E! News tracked him down last night?
Paves stumbled when asked if he was still working with Simpson, saying, “Yes, but no, but… that’s what led to the speculation,” he stammered.
So are they friends or not? “Jessica and I have been friends for 12 years,” said Paves at the Operation Smile event in L.A. “I introduced her to Operation Smile many years ago.”
Paves said the friendship “is always there” and that anybody can “say what they want to say” when it comes to the formerly inseparable duo.
“I’m not insecure about it,” he said. But when it came down to it, he came clean that the two still haven’t seen each other in a while.
“I’ve been working on a lot of things that have me in town and traveling,” he said. “We’re both busy and busy is good.”
Here we go with the busy excuse again. Paves says he has met Simpson’s current boyfriend, NFLer Eric Johnson, who seems to be filling the role of supporter and constant companion that Paves used to play.
He’s a great guy,” said Paves. “I’m very happy for Jessica. Very happy.”
[From E! News]
This sh-t is more dramatic than Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Jessica had an ?emotional affair? with Eric, and Ken got in a snit and found a new girl, and Jess was all ?Why don?t you want to smell my farts anymore, Ken? I thought what we had was real, you know I?ll come back to you as soon as Eric dumps me!? And Ken says ?I don?t want you to break my heart. Again.? And Jess is just in denial and so Ken has to be the one to tell people. Meanwhile, they?re both still thinking about each other, but neither one can make the first move. They?re such drama queens!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson: So Happy Together | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Enjoying an evening together, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson were seen out in New York City last night (October 13).
The ?Come On Over? songstress made her way from her soundcheck at the Roseland Ballroom, walking hand-in-hand with her handsome beau back to their hotel.
And now that Mr. Johnson?s divorce from his ex-wife is final, there?s a good chance he?ll be proposing to Jessica in the not-too-distant future.
Eric?s divorce papers stated, ?Irreconcilable differences between the parties caused the irremediable breakdown of the marriage, as a result of which the parties separated on October 17.?
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| | Jessica Simpson: Roseland Ballroom Babe | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Getting another day underway, Jessica Simpson was spotted running around New York City on Wednesday afternoon (October 13).
Looking quite trendy in an all-black ensemble complete with lace-up boots, the 30-year-old singer/actress made her way over to the Roseland Ballroom to enter a special stage door of the concert venue with friends and a bodyguard.
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| | Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson's NYC Date Night | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Chilling out in New York City, Jessica Simpson was spotted out with her boyfriend Eric Johnson last night (October 12).
The ?With You? singer looked to be enjoying her time with her handsome beau as they made their way back to their hotel for the night.
As for her new Christmas album, it seems Simpson already has one big supporter- her baby nephew Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Jessica tweeted, ?Just finished Christmas record! My buds @petewentz and BX came to the studio to hear my Christmas album and Bronx kept saying ??more!!!? I?m a hit with my nephew!?
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| | Jessica Simpson's Jeans Let Me Down | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m really not pleased with the state that Jessica Simpson’s ass has been in these days, it’s very disappointing. Here she is going through security at the airport the other day in some jeans that seem to highlight the weight gain she’s been battling over the last little while. I’m not
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| | What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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They both wear their high heels with their skinny jeans. And both Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise need to stop doing that sh-t. They look like they?re trying way too hard. Tom needs to stop pairing his lifts/heels with skinny jeans because the tapered leg draws attention to the fact that he?s wearing three-to-four inch heels. Jessica needs to stop because this style is crazy unflattering, especially since she?s being photographed at the airport, where everyone can see what she looks like in skinny jeans and NO heels - bad. Anyway, these are photos of Jessica and her boyfriend at LAX yesterday. Yes, they?re still together, despite rumors to the contrary. As LaineyGossip says, ?He?s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide??
Beyond the unfortunate pairing of skinny jeans and Louboutins (right? I can see the red sole), what else do Tom and Jessica have in common? They both let their partners shop on their dime. They both like beefy football players? That?s all I?ve got.
I honestly don?t know how Jessica even gets into these jeans. And I don?t know why she would want to. Only girls like Sienna Miller can pull off this look, and even then, just barely.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.
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| | Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: LAX Lovers | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Gearing up for an outbound flight, Jessica Simpson was spotted catching a flight out of LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Monday (October 11).
The "Dukes of Hazzard" darling was joined by boyfriend Eric Johnson, as the cute couple worked through teh security checkpoint en route to their awaiting plane.
On the career end of things, Miss Simpson has been busily putting the finishing touches on her new Christmas album.
Of the efforts, she recently tweeted, ?Just finished Christmas record! My buds @petewentz and [Bronx] came to the studio to hear my Christmas album and Bronx kept saying ?more?!!! I?m a hit with my nephew!?
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| | Jessica Simpson Shows Some Love for the Troops | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Doing her part to boost morale, Jessica Simpson paid a visit to the USS Harry S. Truman for a very special performance.
The ?Come On Over? songstress flew into the Persian Gulf region where she chatted with sailors and gave a concert for the men and women faithfully serving their country.
Jess tweeted, "Feel so humbled by the sacrifice the troops and their families make to keep us safe. I'm forever changed after this last week. Thank you!"
And contrary to the US Weekly report that Simpson vomited during her performance, Gossip Cop reports that Jessica did get sick, but it was before she sang, and she completed her full set of hit songs.
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| | Jessica Simpson's constant barfing & farting makes headlines | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I swear, Wednesday afternoon there were like three solid Jessica Simpson stories all involving her bodily functions. It?s not even funny - this is how Jessica makes news these days. She farts or barfs or pees or belches or poops. Now, I am not one of those people who finds endless amusement in bathroom humor. Jessica is one of those people. On Wednesday, she tweeted: ?This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less?? And then she linked to this. A little factoid page about farting. And this made entertainment news. Just like it made entertainment news when Jessica ripped one in the middle of a business meeting (and her mom yelled at her!). Yes, Jessica is incredibly gassy. And she likes to talk about it.
Onto the next ?Jessica Simpson, Bodily Function? story. This one?s sub-headline is ?Bodily Function: Barfing?. According to Us Weekly (who are always on high alert for Jessica?s ?Breaking: Wind? stories), Jessica spent a week in the Middle East barfing her guts out and complaining about the heat. Oh, it was a U.S.O. trip too! Even when she?s doing something sweet, Calamity Fart-Blossom always finds a way to f-ck it up:
For Jessica Simpson, even a simple visit with troops aboard the USS Harry S. Truman was far from smooth sailing.
“She flew in on a helicopter and had three Red Bulls with no water,” a source tells the new Us Weekly of her Oct. 1 visit to the Persian Gulf. “Then she complained it was too hot out.” (It was 97 degrees that day in nearby Doha, Qatar.)
From there, things got messy. After eating, the singer, 30, attempted to perform. “She only sang one song, then vomited,” says the insider.
Still, a source close to Simpson adds, “She was dehydrated and got sick before she performed — and even got an IV. The doctor told her not to sing, but she did anyway.”
Back in the States on Tuesday, Simpson Tweeted her thoughts on the trip: “Feel so humbled by the sacrifice the troops and their families make to keep us safe. I’m forever changed after this last week. Thank you!”
[From Us Weekly]
My first thought was that she?s pregnant, honestly. It?s a decent explanation for barfing your way through a Middle East trip. Of course, it?s also a solid possibility that Jessica is too stupid to listen to medical advice about hydration in the desert. It?s also a possibility that all of that traveling just made her sick. Or she just had a stomach flu. Whatever.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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She may be beautiful and come across as perfect, but Jessica Simpson is only human and is known for being less than ladylike on occasion.
After infamously passing gas on her former reality show ?Newlyweds,? as well as in a business meeting last January, the ?Come On Over? singer recently posted an appropriate link on her Twitter page.
The blonde beauty wrote, ?This link just made my morning!? She then linked to ?@OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less??
On a another note, Jess is enjoying some time off, as she also tweeted, ?First day off today in over a month and realized that even when I take a day off-my life is always at work and it is a BEAUTIFUL thing.?
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