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| | Is Jessica Simpson knocked up, or is she just a fashion failure? | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Or is it just a horrible photo? Or is it all of the above, horrible photos of a pretty pregnant girl, wearing a bad dress? I just can?t with Jessica these days. My problem is not that she?s slightly heavier than she was a year ago - my problem is that she is still wearing the same clothes that she wore when she was thinner. You know, the same looks. They didn?t even look that hot on her when she was thinner - and now she just wanders around in a donut haze, looking frumpy and uncomfortable. And pregnant, in these photos.
Now, if she is pregnant, good for her, I suppose. I guess the potential baby-daddy would be Eric Johnson, the dude without a job, the grad-school dropout. Hollywood Life claimed last week that Jess was looking knocked up? but that doesn?t mean anything. She just gains weight in her midsection. God? I?m really hoping she?s not pregnant.
Anyway, Jessica was in NYC over the past few days - she was hostessing a preview of her Spring 2011 collection, which should sell very well, fashion experts say. Fame Pictures notes, ?Jessica hosted a fashion presentation Tuesday night that featured real women and their curves in her preview for the Spring 2011 Jessica Simpson Collection “Show Me Your Blues” Jeanswear. Jessica will be a busy lady for the next week with Fashion week coming into New York.? That?s nice that she got ?real women? not models to show her clothing. Good for her.
One last thing - a few days ago, a reader sent in a tip about Jessica and her best friend forever, hair guru Ken Paves. According to the tip, there is a rumor floating around that Ken and Jessica are on the outs as BFFs. Now, Ken and Jessica haven?t been stuck up each other?s asses for a few months, ever since Jess started hooking up with this Eric Johnson dude. Ken and Jessica haven?t been photographed together in months, so there is some evidence to back it up. One theory: Ken doesn?t care for Eric. Second theory: Ken is pissed because he thinks The Price of Beauty might have ruined his reputation. Third theory: Ken and Jess are both drama queens, and they?re just in the middle of tiff. Fourth theory: nothing is wrong. Who knows?
And for the love of God, look at the shoes!
Jessica on Sept. 8, 2010. Credit: Fame.
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| | Jessica Simpson Back To Her Fat Girl Ways | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I thought we all agreed that we were done with Jessica Simpson walking around like a fat chick, so what the hell is this crap all about? Here she is in her fanciest fat girl dress walking around town the other night like, well, a fat chick. I’m sure it
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Heading out for a full day ahead, Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving her hotel in New York City this afternoon (September 8).
The ?With You? songstress looked cool and confident as she showed off her natural curves in a short black dress with animal print heels.
Jessica is in town to promote her new Spring 2011 collection of Jessica Simpson ?Show Me Your Blues? Jeanswear and she hosted a fashion event last night to celebrate the launch.
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She?s always up to something, and last night (September 7) Jessica Simpson was spotted showing off the Spring 2011 Jessica Simpson ?Show Me Your Blues? Jeanswear collection in New York City.
Joined by her sister Ashlee and brother-in-law Pete Wentz, the ?Come On Over? songstress was all smiles as she posed at the launch event and press preview.
To celebrate her big night, Jessica and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson - who also attended the denim launch - headed out for a Big Apple dinner date.
The lovebirds decided to dine at Quality Meats, and were met with a smattering of shutterbugs as they arrived.
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| | Jessica Simpson: I'm a White Booty Girl! | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Her weight gain was definitely blown out of proportion last year, and although Jessica Simpson herself is comfortable with her body, there is one part she?d like to change.
The ?Come On Over? songstress told Closer Magazine, "I have a white girl booty. I don't have a big butt. I'd rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit."
And not letting the harsh criticism about her weight gain get to her, Jess added, "I'm more confident than I've ever been in my life. I'm much more at peace with myself and whatever life brings my way."
"People talked about my weight for an entire year," she reveals. "Being famous for gaining 10 pounds is ridiculous! I didn't feel as fat as everybody was making me out to be.?
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| | Jessica Simpson wishes she had smaller boobs and a bigger butt | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Lately, whenever I read a Jessica Simpson interview, I want to crash my head against a wall. It?s not even that Jessica is talking sh-t or being particularly dumb - she?s not. It?s just that I?m so tired of her talking about her weight, and that?s ALL she?s been talking about for a year. Every since Tony Romo dumped her (because of her weight?), all she?s done is give interview after interview about how persecuted she felt because people noticed when she gained some weight, and she only gained 10 pounds (right), and everyone was so mean but it doesn?t matter because she loves herself just the way she is and of course she?s lost weight and of course she would love to change her body but LOVE. Etc. If she had a consistent message, maybe I would be more forgiving, I guess. But it?s schizophrenic - on one side, Jessica is saying it?s cool to have whatever body type, on the other, she?s talking about how much weight she?s lost and how much happier she is. Eh. Anyway, here?s her latest:
Jessica Simpson wishes she had smaller breasts. The ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ actress and singer - who is famous for her fluctuating weight - is happy with her current slender US size six figure but admits she wishes she could change her shape and have a bigger butt.
She said: “I have a white girl booty. I don’t have a big butt. I’d rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.”
The 30-year-old blonde beauty also admitted she can’t understand why her changing weight attracts so much attention.
She told Closer magazine: “People talked about my weight for an entire year. Being famous for gaining 10lbs is ridiculous! I didn’t feel as fat as everybody was making me out to be. Even the president felt he had to make a comment - although I think he was caught off guard as the picture was thrown in front of his face!”
Jessica - who is also a businesswoman with clothing, make-up and fragrance lines - also revealed her latest boyfriend, NFL star Eric Johnson, has helped boost her self-confidence.
She added: “I’m more confident than I’ve ever been in my life. I’m much more at peace with myself and whatever life brings my way.”
[From Contact Music]
Dear Jessica: You are the one who keeps talking about your weight! We would have moved on to another subject long ago (and in fact, we did, thousands of times over), but you keep giving us quotes about it! This is why you should not be managed by your father. If Jessica had a real manager, and a real team of professionals around her (as opposed to her team of sycophantic bastards who encourage these interviews, plus they style her to look horrendous), they would be telling her to not give any more quotes about this.
She is right about being top-heavy though. She usually looks like she?s about to tip over.
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| | Jessica Simpson is Engaged' to Herself | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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It’s only been three weeks since Jessica Simpson started smothering dating NFL player-turned-grad-school-dropout Eric Johnson, but there’s already an engagement ring in the picture. Mostly because she bought it for herself. Nine MSN says:
Jessica Simpson is telling friends that Eric Johnson is her future husband. ?She bought herself an engagement ring! A $50,000 three carat emerald-cut diamond!? a friend [revealed].
?Eric is worried he?s not financially secure enough to start a future with her, but Jessica wanted to show him that she doesn?t care about that [by buying the ring herself] — she has enough money for them both.?
But Eric’s estranged wife [says], ?Eric is plain out of money. He was going to grad school because he didn?t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out. He lived with me until October of last year, but now he?s living in her house.?
Jesus. I’ve seen Kraken wrapped around the hulls of sinking ships that didn’t seem as desperate and clingy as this broad. And yes, I’m a late 17th century pirate. I thought we’d already been over this.
Alessandra Ambrosio in Russian Vogue, because I don’t do “fat”:
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She had guys all over the world drooling over her sexy form as Daisy Duke in ?The Dukes of Hazzard,? but Jessica Simpson says true beauty is more than just a tiny waistline.
The ?Come on Over? songstress is no stranger to scrutiny over her weight, though she?s not sweating it anymore.
Ms. Simpson explained, ?We all obsess over looking like the perfect Barbie type, and that?s not always what?s beautiful. It?s about making peace with yourself.?
Jess also shared her secret for dressing to fit her form. ?I?m a huge Jean Paul Gaultier fan. His pieces make my waist look good. Yes, they?re an investment, but I?ll have them when I?m old and gray.?
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| | Jessica Simpson's dad ruined her chance of being a judge on American Idol | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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While there is no official confirmation yet on the new panel of American Idol judges, rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler will join a three judge panel to also include longtime yes-man Randy “here’s the thing” Jackson. Both Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres have left, with Simon’s departure in the works for some time and Ellen issuing a statement that she was leaving because the show was not the “right fit” for her and adding that she had a hard time hurting the contestants’ feelings. Tyler has confirmed that he’s in talks with Idol, and called talks a “work in progress.” Jackson has said that the panel is still up in the air for next season, but that Ryan Seacrest will remain as host and he would welcome working with Jennifer Lopez.
We’ve heard plenty of stories about other celebrities and musicians considered for Idol. Popeater has some insider information on the judges that either passed up the chance or were unsuccessful in talks. Musicians Barry Manilow and Elton John are reported to have turned down Idol due to busy schedules and a lack of interest. Idol producers then tried to woo musicians whose careers were faltering. Lopez and Jessica Simpson were in talks, but Simpson’s dad is said to have ruined it for her by being too demanding.
“J.Lo was definitely not the first choice,” an ‘Idol’ insider tells me. “In fact, she wasn’t even the second or third choice.”
My source tells me that before they approached Lopez, producers first asked Elton John and Barry Manilow to join the hit — but starting to struggle — show. Both are undeniably great singer-songwriters who have mentored contestants in prior seasons, so it wouldn’t have been a stretch.
Alas, neither Elton nor Barry wanted to start a whole new career as a TV judge.
“It became clear that neither performer was ready to stop doing what they did best, writing and performing,” the ‘Idol’ insider says. “Plus, they are international legends. They certainly don’t want their legacy to be [as] the guy that replaced Simon Cowell on ‘Idol.’”
Once producers realized it was going to be impossible to get an artist who was still selling millions of concert tickets and CDs to join the show, they started to look at celebrities whose careers were basically stuck in neutral. They settled on artists who needed the exposure of a national TV show as much as the troubled show needed them. That’s when they turned to Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.
“Let’s face facts,” one insider tells me. “Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez’s careers are in a slump. They are still big names, but haven’t sold out solo shows or had hit CDs in a long time. I think we can all agree that both ladies’ movie careers are dead and the offers are not pouring in.”
The job could have been Jessica’s, but a little thing got in the way: Joe Simpson.
“This was definitely Jessica’s to lose and that’s exactly what her dad-manager did. Once it became clear it was going to be impossible to negotiate a deal with papa Joe, J.Lo was snapped up. Convinced being on the show would relaunch her performing career, she accepted the new job right away.”
Be careful what you wish for Jennifer: Paula thought ‘Idol’ would send her back to the top of the charts too.
[From Popeater]
Poor Jessica, her dad only knows how to pimp out his daughter’s personal life and has no clue how to manage her career. Remember when she was a moderately popular pop singer who tried to branch out into films? That seems like so long ago now.
In contrast, Popeater has a
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| | Jessica Simpson Has Mad Kissing Skillz | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Wow, this Twitpic of Jessica Simpson smooching Eric Johnson made me cream my pants. And that’s because I barfed the yogurt I had for breakfast in my lap. Jessica posted this picture of her making duck lips at the camera with the caption,
“Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!”
Not lookin’ so smart? So you finally noticed what the rest of us knew for years? Well, admitting you’re an idiot is the first step. The first step toward what, I don’t know.
Clutching at love like my thrice-divorced aunt clutches a bottle of Two Buck Chuck:
Picture source: Bauer-Griffin
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