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| | Jessica Simpson's constant barfing & farting makes headlines | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I swear, Wednesday afternoon there were like three solid Jessica Simpson stories all involving her bodily functions. It?s not even funny - this is how Jessica makes news these days. She farts or barfs or pees or belches or poops. Now, I am not one of those people who finds endless amusement in bathroom humor. Jessica is one of those people. On Wednesday, she tweeted: ?This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less?? And then she linked to this. A little factoid page about farting. And this made entertainment news. Just like it made entertainment news when Jessica ripped one in the middle of a business meeting (and her mom yelled at her!). Yes, Jessica is incredibly gassy. And she likes to talk about it.
Onto the next ?Jessica Simpson, Bodily Function? story. This one?s sub-headline is ?Bodily Function: Barfing?. According to Us Weekly (who are always on high alert for Jessica?s ?Breaking: Wind? stories), Jessica spent a week in the Middle East barfing her guts out and complaining about the heat. Oh, it was a U.S.O. trip too! Even when she?s doing something sweet, Calamity Fart-Blossom always finds a way to f-ck it up:
For Jessica Simpson, even a simple visit with troops aboard the USS Harry S. Truman was far from smooth sailing.
“She flew in on a helicopter and had three Red Bulls with no water,” a source tells the new Us Weekly of her Oct. 1 visit to the Persian Gulf. “Then she complained it was too hot out.” (It was 97 degrees that day in nearby Doha, Qatar.)
From there, things got messy. After eating, the singer, 30, attempted to perform. “She only sang one song, then vomited,” says the insider.
Still, a source close to Simpson adds, “She was dehydrated and got sick before she performed — and even got an IV. The doctor told her not to sing, but she did anyway.”
Back in the States on Tuesday, Simpson Tweeted her thoughts on the trip: “Feel so humbled by the sacrifice the troops and their families make to keep us safe. I’m forever changed after this last week. Thank you!”
[From Us Weekly]
My first thought was that she?s pregnant, honestly. It?s a decent explanation for barfing your way through a Middle East trip. Of course, it?s also a solid possibility that Jessica is too stupid to listen to medical advice about hydration in the desert. It?s also a possibility that all of that traveling just made her sick. Or she just had a stomach flu. Whatever.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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She may be beautiful and come across as perfect, but Jessica Simpson is only human and is known for being less than ladylike on occasion.
After infamously passing gas on her former reality show ?Newlyweds,? as well as in a business meeting last January, the ?Come On Over? singer recently posted an appropriate link on her Twitter page.
The blonde beauty wrote, ?This link just made my morning!? She then linked to ?@OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less??
On a another note, Jess is enjoying some time off, as she also tweeted, ?First day off today in over a month and realized that even when I take a day off-my life is always at work and it is a BEAUTIFUL thing.?
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| | Jessica Simpson Covers Up the Chubcakes | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m actually a little surprised to see that Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in these pictures, not all fat and chunky looking, I’m impressed. I wonder how many layers of Spanx she’s got on under there. I’m not really feeling the outfit, if she had a giant blue captain’s
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Making her rounds in New York City, Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving the Ritz-Carlton Hotel on Wednesday (September 29).
The ?Price of Beauty? babe looked gorgeous in jeans paired with a short blue blazer and shades as she made her way out of the swanky hotel.
Rumors have been swirling around Jess and her BFF/hairstylist Ken Paves after a source told E! News the two had a major falling out.
Earlier this week, Ms Simpson did not help her case - she posted a picture of herself and a girlfriend followed by a message reading, ?My BFF and I in Houston after an amazing in store! She rocked my hair out! Feelin' sexy! Love u ladybug!?
On the contrary, on Monday of this week, Jess wrote a message to Mr Paves, saying, ?Holy Dexter!!!!!@kenpaves our show is back on in full force.?
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Finished up with a promotional stop in her home state, Jessica Simpson was spotted arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Saturday (September 25).
Fresh off of a short flight from Houston, Texas, the "Dukes of Hazzard" hottie trekked through the terminal with security by her side as she hopped into an awaiting car en route to her west coast abode.
Prior to flying back to Cali, Miss Simpson tweeted throughout her Houston visit, writing, "Love being in my home state! Come meet me from 1-4 at Dillard's in Friendswood, TX and see all the new cute @JSCollection fashion for fall!"
Just prior to heading to the airport, Jess added, "My BFF and I in Houston after an amazing in store! She rocked my hair out! Feelin' sexy! Love u ladybug!"
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| | Jessica Simpson Talks Fashion and Fears | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s always been a fan favorite, so it?s no wonder Life & Style caught up with Jessica Simpson to get some insight into her personal life.
When asked about her biggest fear, the ?Price of Beauty? babe responded, "Sharks. I'm even afraid when I'm in a lake. Obviously, I know sharks don't live in lakes."
Recalling her most embarrassing moment, Ms Simpson told, "Well, there are so many! The first time I performed at Madison Square Garden I was wearing leather pants without any undergarments and they completely split. I had to run off the stage.?
Finally, when asked about her favorite fashion item, Jess said, "A good pair of diamond studs. The one nice thing about being a celebrity is that I can buy all fake diamonds and people will think they're real. There are a lot of good knockoffs out there."
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| | Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson: Dos Caminos Couple | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Ever the cute couple, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson were spotted out to lunch in Midtown Manhattan on Friday (September 17).
The ?With You? chick and her handsome beau stopped at one of their favorite restaurants, Dos Caminos, to grab up some authentic Mexican grub.
Ms Simpson had a busy week in the Big Apple as she bounced around to events during New York Fashion Week, including a Jessica Simpson clothing line fashion show.
After debuting her full fashion line earlier in the week, Jess took to her Twitter to show her appreciation. She wrote, ?What a great night!!! Thanks to everyone for coming out and supporting the line!?
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| | Jessica Simpson: Ready for Motherhood? | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Enjoying her time in New York City, Jessica Simpson was spotted out shopping in Times Square yesterday afternoon (September 16).
The ?Come On Over? songstress was joined by her mother Tina Simpson as she checked out several shops for some new duds.
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| | Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Curves in a Black Shift Dress | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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As she cultivates her transformation from pop star to designer, Jessica Simpson has been unfortunately been attracting more attention for her fashion mistakes than her successes.
But just days after she scored a faux pas in an unflattering grey mini-dress, the Texan singer pulled out all the stops in a sexy LBD in New York last night.
The 30-year-old singer flattered her curves in all the right places in the stunning shift dress and black platform heels as she promoted her new denim range at the Macy’s department store.
The buxom star was launching her new Jessica Simpson Collection as part of the department store’s new Find Your Magic advertising campaign, which has also featured Jennifer Lopez and Martha Stewart.
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| | Jessica Simpson Launches Fat Girl Clothing | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I guess I shouldn’t be so hard on Jessica Simpson, she’s been good to me over the years giving me lots of posts about her big old chubcakes and how bad she looks in mom jeans, so I’m sorry. She used to be one of the hottest women around and deserves a
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