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| | Heidi Montag is an Effing Cartoon Character | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Heidi Montag plays herself in a small cameo in Adam Sandler’s new movie “Just Go With It,” because really, who else is she gonna play, other than a retarded post-op transsexual with a heart of gold or a porn star with frontal lobe trauma from snuff that didn’t take. And then that got me to thinking — what are the long-term psychological ramifications of essentially becoming a caricature of yourself? What happens when you become completely ensconced inside the one-dimensional persona you’ve created? Do you lose all sense of self, or is the authentic self merely relegated to the depths of the subconscious? And then I thought “boobs,” and it suddenly all made sense. I think that’s what Oprah calls an “a-ha!” moment.
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| | Heidi Montag Busts Out The Big Guns | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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As much as I hate Heidi Montag, I’m not ashamed to admit that I love her new boobs. Here she is filming something useless that nobody gives a crap about, but somehow involves a pair of short shorts and her big fake boobies busting out of her top. I’m suddenly very
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Getting her film career underway, Heidi Montag was spotted on the set of her new movie ?Just Go With It? yesterday afternoon (March 15) in Malibu, California.
The ?Hills? babe looked to be in good spirits as she showed off what the good doctor gave her in a tiny top and short shorts.And it sounds like Ms. Montag will be seeking out more film work, as she couldn?t shut up about how much fun she had doing her cameo.
She tweeted, ?I just had THE BEST day of my life filming my first comedy movie!!!!! It was beyond what I could have ever dreamed!!!!! And I am wearing my sailor shorts I designed in the movie!!!?
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| | Heidi Montag gets cameo on Adam Sandler film | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Someone must have been impressed with Heidi Montag’s Ron scripted Howard-directed short for Funny or Die. The 23 going-on-45 year-old plastic surgery victim and wannabe singer has scored a cameo in an upcoming Adam Sandler comedy. She proudly tweeted the news with multiple exclamation points and has been tweeting all about her preparation for the role:
Now that she has a new face and body and has dumped husband Spencer as her manager in exchange for a psychic, Heidi Montag is ready for the big screen.
“I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!!” she tweeted. “this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting icecream to celebrate!”
Later she brought her new job to her fans’ attention once again.
“memorizing my script for the feature comedy movie I am filming all next week,” she tweeted.
The role is a cameo in the 2011 Adam Sandler comedy ‘Just Go With It,’ also known as ‘Pretend Wife,’ Access Hollywood reports. Heidi will be working alongside Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Brooklyn Decker.
[From Huffington Post]
I’m sure Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman are honored to be graced with Heidi’s presence. She’ll probably just be making a brief appearance in a parody of herself, like she did in her Funny or Die bit for credit card reform. It kind of irks me that anyone is giving this girl a job, though, especially after made herself into a living Real Doll.
Heidi recently fired her crystal-loving husband, Spencer Pratt, as her manager and replaced him with a psychic, a “healer intuitive” named Aiden Chase. It sounds like a piss poor move but anyone is better than Spencer. Maybe the new guy worked his mojo to help her score this job. I’m thinking the bathtub scene in her Funny or Die video had more to do with it, though.
Heidi and Spencer are shown on 2/13/10. Credit: Chris Connor/WENN.com
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Having recently relieved her husband Spencer Pratt of his managing duties, Heidi Montag has happily announced that she's landed a brand new movie cameo gig.
Tweeting the good news a few days back, the "Hills" hottie tells, "I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting ice cream to celebrate!...jump for joy!"
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They’re quite the dynamic duo when it comes to getting publicity, but Spencer Pratt is no longer managing Heidi Montag’s career.
According to a report, the “Hills” lovers have decided to enlist a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase to handle the job.
Heidi explained, “After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager. Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."??
“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career. I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”
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| | Heidi Montag is painfully unfunny in new 'Funny or Die' commercial | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag
This sh-t is painfully unfunny. It?s a rare miss for the Funny or Die people, perhaps because I tend to think most people are like me, and can?t look at Heidi Montag without wincing. Of course, I winced before she got all of the plastic surgery, but now that her face looks tragically painful, it?s a more poignant wince. Anyway, the gist of this ?commercial? (directed by Oscar-winner Ron Howard, of all people) is that Heidi Montag wants us all to call our congressmen and urge them to financial reform (on, like, credit cards and junk). Important issue. Denigrated by Heidi. And her attempt to parody herself?? Meh. Oh, but wait! Heidi now thinks she?s an ?actress?.
A jaw-dropping 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day may have made The Hills star Heidi Montag the happiest she’s ever been, but it also made her fodder for some comics. Now Montag is joining the laugh brigade, with the help of Funny or Die and Oscar-winning Ron Howard, who’s directed a new video in which Montag stars.
Its mission: To urge Congress to enact financial reform.
“I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard,” Montag, 23, tells PEOPLE. “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined ? kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable ? he made me feel confident in my talent.”
The video, shot at a private home in Los Angeles on Feb. 26, was scripted but left room for a little improvising ? such as a cameo appearance by husband Spencer Pratt on a pedestal. Montag also added a touch of her own, wearing a dress she designed herself.
So has Montag caught the performing bug? “I am so excited about my acting future,” she says. “I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.”
Montag’s video is part of a series launched by the Americans for Financial Reform that will urge, among other things, massive call-in days throughout the week to push Congress toward, among other measures, forming a strong and independent Consumer Financial Protection Agency.
In addition to an all-star Presidential Reunion video ? in which Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter, as played by Will Ferrell and other past and present SNL stalwarts ? Funny and Die is working on additional videos to urge Congress to act on and pass financial reform.
[From People]
This is what we get for encouraging Heidi for two seconds while we were vaguely interested in hearing about all of her plastic surgery. Now she thinks she?s an actress. And she?s even met Ron Howard! Gah.
If Funny or Die wanted to use some idiot in their ?commercial? they should have gone for Lindsay Lohan. She could have riffed for two minutes on the E-Trade milkaholic baby, stealing fur coats, jewelry heists, and credit reform, and still had 30 seconds to spare.
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It’s no secret that she loves media attention, but Heidi Montag’s friends fear she’s actually addicted to being famous.
And in light of her recent plastic surgery overkill, it seems the “Hills” babe will do anything to get the attention she craves.
A concerned gal pal told press, “Heidi craves the spotlight. Her drive is more about stardom than money or anything else.”
And her next ploy for publicity looks to be getting pregnant. “Heidi wants to have a baby. She also knows it will probably generate a lot of attention. It seems like she’ll do anything to stay relevant.”
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| | Heidi Montag Has Already Sold Her Baby's First Pics | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Now that her stupid “reality” show is about to be canceled and her foray into pop music tanked, plastic surgery monstrosity Heidi Montag is planning on getting pregnant so she can remain tabloid-relevant. In fact, she’s already sold the exclusive rights to the photos to Life & Style Magazine, even though she’s not currently pregnant. Why should she let a stupid thing like actually gestating a fetus get in the way of her next paycheck? Nine MSN says
[Heidi and Spencer are] not actually expecting a baby yet, but that hasn’t stopped them making plans for the future ? negotiating an exclusive deal with a tabloid magazine to document every step of their journey into parenthood.
“She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “They?re planning staged photos every step of the way – the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.”
It looks like Dina Lohan has finally met her match in the soulless manipulator department. Ten bucks says that baby’s first word is “ka-ching!”
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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| | Heidi Montag plans to gestate publicly, have a 'baby for publicity' | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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In this week?s new In Touch Weekly (story via Jezebel), there?s a claim made by some random source that Heidi and Spencer?s newest plot to get attention involves having ?a baby for publicity.? Accordingly, they?ve already ?secured a deal with a tabloid?[and] every step of her impending motherhood? will be shown. In agonizing detail, I can only imagine. The insider goes on to say: ?She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers. They’re planning staged photos every step of the way ? the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.” So, you know, just prepare yourself. I doubt Heidi will get pregnant so soon after having all of that plastic surgery, but you never know with these chuckleheads.
Speaking of her inane surgery, can you tell that her face is ?settling?? At this point, she looks a lot like she used to - which makes me wonder, ?Why go through such a grueling process if you?re just going to end up looking like a frozen, puffy version of your old self?? Perhaps it?s just me. Heidi?s doctor (the one she allegedly has a crush on) came out on Tuesday to say unequivocally that he will not perform any more procedures on Heidi:
Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Frank Ryan recently performed 10 procedures on Heidi Montag, ranging from breast implants to a brow lift to fat injections in her cheeks.
Now he tells UsMagazine.com he won’t operate on The Hills star, 23, again.
“There?s really nothing to do!” he told Us Tuesday at the Anastasia Beverly Hills Lights Camera Fashion Pre-Oscar Party. “I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You?re done!’”
(Montag recently told Us she didn’t get her DDD breasts “as big as I originally wanted!”)
Ryan — who also performed Montag’s nose job and breast augmentation in 2007– told Us that some of Montag’s peers have “definitely” called up and made similar surgery requests.
“In the reality [TV] world, there?s a lot of competition and there?s a lot of possessiveness for one?s doctor,” he told Us. “It?s pretty interesting.”
[From Us Weekly]
Do you believe him? I don?t. I think if she comes back in next month wanting another ten procedures, he?ll do it. To make her even more ?perfect?. Blech.
Heidi and Spencer on February 18, 2010 in LA, credit: David Tonnesson/Pacific Coast News.
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