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| | Salma Hayek has an epic hissy fit, cusses out restaurant hostess | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Radar is reporting this hilarious ?eyewitness account? of Salma Hayke having some kind of epic temper tantrum at a restaurant. Apparently, the hostess of this fine establishment either did not recognize Salma?s lovely boobs, or the hostess sincerely did not have any room to seat anyone without a reservation. In either case, the hostess was all ?You?ll have to wait, Cleavage.? Thus, Salma ?created a scene? by cussing the hostess out? in Spanish! Dios Mio. Radar claims they don?t know exactly what Salma was really yelling at the hostess, but my guess is that involved the words ?puta? and ?ojete?. By the way, I found a really great Spanish-English dictionary online - you can type in any word or phrase in English or Spanish, and the site will translate. Thus, ?I will cut you? is probably ?Voy apualas.? (My apologies, Spanish-speakers, if I’m wrong about that.) By the way, I took several years of Spanish, and I?m ashamed to admit I never learned how to say ?I will cut you, hostess bitch from hell!?
From the celebrities are cranky like the rest of us category.
Salma Hayek rolled up to the Chateau Marmont on Wednesday night and she was hungry. We’re pretty sure she was VERY hungry because she wanted to eat at the restaurant but didn’t have a reservation and the hostess couldn’t seat her.
The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish.
We know because we were there and saw the whole thing with our Radar eyes. Unfortunately we must now admit that we never paid attention during high school Spanish class (yes, three years worth) because we have NO IDEA what Salma was yelling in Spanish. And no one had a Spanish-to-English dictionary handy either.
But we’re pretty sure she wasn’t yelling how happy she was and how much she loved the restaurant. The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.
[From Radar]
If it was someone else, or if it Salma had been somewhere other than a restaurant, I might be more unforgiving. But some of these hostesses are bitches, and they need to be taken down a peg or two. Handing me a menu isn?t that difficult, you don?t have to be that snotty about it. My verdict is that the hostess probably had it coming. But Salma should work on not screaming at strange restaurant employees in the future.
Salma Hayek is shown with her husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, sailing with “the Puma Ocean Racing team sail boat ‘il mostro’ during the first leg of the ‘Boston to Galway’ Volvo Ocean race” on 5/16/09. She’s also shown outside Beso on 2/26/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | After hours club: Salma Hayek in a bikini | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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If for whatever reason you needed a reason to marry Salma Hayek, look no further than these pictures of her on her honeymoon in the early months of May. She’s 42 and just had a baby. Yet, her body is still so amazing that it makes Tara Reid cry.
Woops. Corrected. These are old pictures of her and Josh Lucas. Sorry, it was late. I still stand by my Tara Reid crying statement though. This one is of her and her husband on their honeymoon.
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| | After hours club: Salma Hayek on her honeymoon | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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If for whatever reason you needed a reason to marry Salma Hayek, look no further than these pictures of her on her honeymoon in the early months of May. She’s 42 and just had a baby. Yet, her body is still so amazing that it makes Tara Reid cry.
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| | Salma Hayek's Valentina is just so awwwdorable! | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Seriously OMG WTF |
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OMG! Seriously who else besides me just wants to squeeze Salma Hayek’s little angel Valentina’s cheeks? She is just so precious and I love that she is dressed like every other toddler in jeans and T-Shirt!!!
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| | Salma Hayek Married in Italian Wedding | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Salma Hayek finally got her fairytale wedding. The actress and her husband, French billionaire Franois-Henri Pinault, tied the knot ? for the second time ? Saturday in a star-studded ceremony in Venice, Italy, PEOPLE has confirmed. They originally got married in a civil ceremony at the 6th Arrondisement City Hall in Paris on Valentine’s Day.This time around, Hayek, 42, went all out. She wore a Balenciaga wedding gown by Nicholas Ghesquiere as she exchanged vows with Pinault, 46, at Venice’s opera house La Fenice. The bride, who wore her hair in a bun with a long veil, held a bouquet of orchids and stephanotis with crystals.The couple’s daughter, Valentina Paloma, 19 months, was a flower girl, along with Francois-Henri’s son and daughter from his first marriage, Francois, 10 and Mathilde, 8. Valentina wore a dress by Bonpoint for the ceremony, which started around 7 p.m. At one point in the ceremony, the guests sang “Over the Rainbow.” About 150 friends and family members were in attendance, including Penlope Cruz, Edward Norton, Woody Harrelson, Olivier Martinez, Luis Miguel, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend, Bono, Gael Garca Bernal, Enrique Murciano, David Blaine, Ziyi Zhang, Anna Wintour and former French President Jacques Chirac. The wedding was a black tie affair. Guests wore black and gold masks as they arrived for the nuptials.
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| | I Love To Motorboat At Weddings | | Added 16 years ago | Source: dListed |
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Salma Hayek, her miracle chichis and Franois-Henri Pinault all got married for a second time over the weekend in Venice. The first time Salma married money bags it was one of those fast weddings at city hall in Paris, so Francois didn't really get a chance to show everyone how really fucking rich he is. That's what the second wedding was for.
This shit looks like it was too fancy for my ass. I would've been asking for mini-bagel-pizzas and sparking Andre. Damn. I mean, they were even wearing masks. Rich people are so weird. I bet they had butt wipers wearing tuxedos in every bathroom stall and drank champagne out of crystal flutes filled with diamonds. I can't hate, because Salma that money, so she can buy the Isle of Lesbos and freely frolic on the beaches with her down-low partner in pussy Penny Cruz. Speaking of, you know Penny had to bite on a dildo when the preacher asked if anybody objected to this shit!
Here's all the fancies leaving or arriving at the Queen Chichis wedding. Guests included Anna Wintour, Penny Cruz, Javier Bardem, Gael Garcia Bernal, Lily Cole, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Zhang Ziyi and Bono. When Salma's chichis fully cover from this party, she better do something about the swine flu. The cure is in her miracle chichis.
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| | Salma Hayek addicted to throwing weddings | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera house. 150 guests showed up (50 less than at Heidi and Spencer’s), but as you well know, it’s quality not quantity.
In stark contrast to Heid and Spencer’s almost D-listers, Hayek’s wedding included stars such as Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, Stella McCartney and Ashley Judd who serenaded the bride and groom with a Hawaiian version of Over the Rainbow.
While guests danced to a 14-member band inside the opera house, Theron and companion Stuart Townsend, along with designer McCartney, took a break outside. At one point, the two women sang “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina,” from Evita, before Hayek ? who had exchanged her Balenciaga wedding gown for a knee-length fuschia dress? joined them for the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.”
Asked for comment, Salma Hayek’s breasts said they were very happy with the way things turned out. They especially loved the dress which allowed for both breathability and heavability. Oh and Salma Hayek said the wedding was pretty cool too or whatever.
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| | Salma Hayek wedding photos | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Salma Hayek had a weekend long destination wedding in Venice, Italy attended by celebrities and bigwigs like Penelope Cruz, Bono, Anna Wintour, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, and Ed Norton. Former French President Jacques Chirac was even there. Less than two weeks ago, Hayek denied that she was planning a large second wedding to follow-up her Valentine’s Day civil ceremony. She also condemned multi-million dollar weddings, saying “I think spending millions of dollars on a wedding is ridiculous and it has never been my dream. I would never do that.” Judging by the elaborate masked ball on the day before the ceremony, the ceremony with the bride in a Balenciaga gown, and the five course reception dinner, Salma and her new husband, billionaire Franois-Henri Pinault, had a ridiculously fabulous second wedding:
The actress and her husband, French billionaire Franois-Henri Pinault, tied the knot ? for the second time ? Saturday in a star-studded ceremony in Venice, Italy, PEOPLE has confirmed. They originally got married in a civil ceremony at the 6th Arrondisement City Hall in Paris on Valentine’s Day.
This time around, Hayek, 42, went all out. She wore a Balenciaga wedding gown by Nicholas Ghesquiere as she exchanged vows with Pinault, 46, at Venice’s opera house La Fenice. The bride, who wore her hair in a bun with a long veil, held a bouquet of orchids and stephanotis with crystals.
The couple’s daughter, Valentina Paloma, 19 months, was a flower girl, along with Francois-Henri’s son and daughter from his first marriage, Francois, 10 and Mathilde, 8. Valentina wore a dress by Bonpoint for the ceremony, which started around 7 p.m. At one point in the ceremony, the guests sang “Over the Rainbow.”
About 150 friends and family members were in attendance, including Penlope Cruz, Edward Norton, Woody Harrelson, Olivier Martinez, Luis Miguel, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend, Bono, Gael Garca Bernal, Enrique Murciano, David Blaine, Ziyi Zhang, Anna Wintour and former French President Jacques Chirac. The wedding was a black tie affair. Guests wore black and gold masks as they arrived for the nuptials.
The weekend celebration kicked off Friday evening with a carnival-style masked ball at the Venice’s historic Punta Della Dogana. The structure, which is leased from the city by Pinault’s father and has undergone a $70-million renovation, will open to the public on June 6 as the Pinault Foundation Centre for Contemporary Art.
The couple’s guests have enjoyed the sites of Italy’s most romantic city since arriving Thursday. Woody Harrelson and wife Laura were spotted hand-in-hand taking a stroll around Piazza San Marco on Thursday.
Earlier this month, Hayek told PEOPLE, “I think a wedding is about love, friends, family and fun.” And she certainly got that during the celebration surrounded by loved ones.
The actress and Pinault, the CEO of luxury-goods company PPR, met in spring 2006 at a gala party at the Palazzo Grassi in Venice, a white marble palace built in 1748-1772 and owned by the Pinault family.
[From People]
Just like the first photos of her daughter, Valentina, Salma has released her own photo from the wedding instead of offering it to the highest bidder. It really sounds like she was set against a luxury wedding and her husband talked her into it. That’s romantic that they were married in the city where they first met and it sounds like a wonderful weekend that they’ll remember forever. Congratulations to Salma and Franois-Henri.
Most photos credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com. Photos of Gael Garcia Bernal and Salma in the purple dress credit: INFphoto.com. Header photo credit ID Public Relations via AP
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| | Salma Hayek Will Walk Down The Aisle This Weekend | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Salma Hayek and new husband Franois-Henri Pinault will say “I do” again this weekend in Italy, according to People. The ceremony comes after a quiet Valentine’s Day marriage at the 6th Arrondisement City Hall in Paris.Word first got out when Antonio Banderas announced at a press conference in Spain that he and his wife, Melanie Griffith, would be attending the ceremony in Venice. Other celeb guests include Penelope Cruz and Luis Miguel.The celebration will kick off Friday with a rehearsal dinner, according to People en Espaol. The ceremony will be held Saturday at the Palazzo Grassi, a 18th century white marble palace owned by the Pinault family since 2005.
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| | Salma Hayek marrying again | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Salma Hayek married her baby’s daddy Francois-Henri Penault in a quiet ceremony on Valentine’s Day. Now she’s getting married again, but this time in a much larger ceremony. Guests include Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz and Luis Miguel to name a few.
According to People en Espaol, the celebration will kick off with a rehearsal dinner Friday, followed by a wedding ceremony Saturday at the Palazzo Grassi, a white marble palace built in 1748-1772 and owned by the Pinault family since 2005.
The home has a special meaning for the couple: It’s the location where they first met when he held a gala party there in 2006.
Any reason to put Salma Hayek in a hot ass dress is fine by me. They probably need to custom make it for her too. Like when the tailor measures her chest, he’ll scream, “More fabric. We need more fabric, goddamnit!” and his assistant will go, “We do not have enough, captain! I cannot hold her!” And the whole scene will turn into one weird Star Trek episode about Salma Hayek’s boobs.
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