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| | JWoWW Classes Up The Cleavage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I hate to admit it, but now that JWoWW’s face has been fixed up or chemical pealed or whatever it is she did to it, she actually looks kind of good. I can’t believe I actually just said that. I think it’s got to be the giant fake breasts of hers, they’ve got me under
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| | JWoWW Drops Some Impressive Cleavage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I couldn’t let this new year get underway without a few shots of JWoWW’s massive breasts falling out of her top, like thirty shots actually, so here she is letting it all hang out while she does some interview for something. That’s pretty much all I’ve got to say, it’s not rocket science here…. Big
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| | J-Woww and her implants cover Maxim: Is she better than this? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and her fake rack cover the January issue of Maxim. Remember though, J-Woww still insists that she hasn’t had any plastic surgery on her face, and I mostly believe her, but she’s probably had some fillers and doesn’t really consider that to be surgery. As a laddie magazine, Maxim took their usual cheesecake route with the photoshoot but also made a vain attempt at an interview. J-Woww describes the isolation that she and the “Jersey Shore” cast felt in Italy and also describes herself as a bitch, which is funny because she’s really not:
On Her First Maxim Cover: “I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment. This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a shoot, because it was ‘Jersey Shore’ meets sexy Maxim. That’s what I loved about it.”
On Season 4 Isolation In Italia: “It was insane. As everyone got to see, it was very dramatic. I’m glad we?re going back to the Shore now, because Italy was hard. We definitely had to rely on each other, which made our relationships stronger, but also made us more sick of each other. Temperatures were running high. People were fighting. Heads were hitting walls. Even rewatching it is pretty intense! It’s very emotional, and I was there and lived it. But we’re fine now, and that’s the best thing about us. We watch it together and laugh at what we went through.”
On Tanning In Italy: “It was whack! There was no tanning situation. I opened JWoww’s Tanning Salon and was spraying everyone myself just to get by. When we got back to Jersey, we kind of OD’d on the tanning. We all burned our asses off pretty bad.”
On Season 5 Drama: “A lot of the drama that came from Italy has to get finished. So you’ll see that. We’re back at the T-shirt store and living in the same house. We appreciate it more because Italy was so different. We jumped in headfirst.”
On The Post-Season 2 J-Woww: “I was in a bad relationship during the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have. I was definitely more of a bitch.”
[From Maxim]
As expected, there’s not much substance in the interview because the primary goal was to get J-Woww in some provocative poses in a Seaside, carnival-like atmosphere. I keep thinking that the girl is better than this, but maybe I’m wrong. After all, J-Woww arrived at “Jersey Shore” with her implants in full force, and she fully embraces the party vibe even while falling into chaperone “mom” mode for her fellow castmates:
Still, J-Woww is correct about Season 4 taking the cast out of their usual element. Maybe it really was a lack of tanning that sent them into a tailspin and caused major loss of mojo. Luckily, the “Jersey Shore” Season 5 trailer has premiered and promises a return to the craziness for which the show is known and includes Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino gleefully announcing, “This is Hurricane Situation, and it’s headed straight for Snooki Island.” Oh, and Snooki pees on a porch. Good times:
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| | JWoww in the January Issue of Maxim | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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The only thing good I can say about these pictures of “Jersey Shore’s” Jenni “JWoww” Farley in a bikini is at least they’re not pictures of Deena in a bikini. Trust me, you really dodged a bullet there.
If you’re feeling brave, see Deena in all her 5’2? 180 lb glory in a bikini after the jump:
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This is more what I had in mind when I was looking for pictures to post this morning, Olivia Wilde looked good and all, but I know you guys want to see some massive breasts. We all do. So here’s JWoWW and her impressive, squeezable friends on the cover of Maxim magazine looking pretty damn
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| | JWoww Launched a Fragrance | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Have you ever wanted to smell like sweat, despair, mediocrity, yeast, spray tan and plastic surgery byproducts? Then have I got news for you. JWoWW just launched her new fragrance at K-Mart, the only store that isn’t doing well enough to be convinced to carry it.
Her website describes: ‘A fresh, fruity-floral scent with a sensual, musk undertone.’
The perfume contains top notes of citrus and pear accompanied and will be sold in a set with shimmering body lotion. The Daily Mail
The only thing I can think of when I read “JWoww” and “musk undertone” is stale vagina. A dab of this and a muscley, over-spray tanned guido with too much product in their hair will be trying to hump you in no time. It’s like apheromonefor d-bags.
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| | JWoww Is a Mobster | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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JWoww pushed her tits out and showed up at the Chateau Nightclub and Gardens in Vegas over the weekend. Asked what exactly her Halloween costume was, JWoWW looked confused and said, “Halloween?”
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| | JWoWW Dresses Up The Cleavage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Obviously I love a stupid nobody chicks in a trashy halloween costume as much as the next guy, I’m a simple man, but shots of a reality TV star’s fake breasts stuffed into a silly costume is just golden. Here’s JWoWW dressed up as something I don’t really care about, who really does honestly, I’m
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| | Jenni "JWoww" Farley's Sexy Sin City Halloween Bash | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Stepping out for holiday hosting duties, Jenni ?JWoww? Farley hit up a super-hot Halloween bash at Chateau Nightclub and Gardens at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night (October 28).
Sure to sex up her ensemble, the "Jersey Shore" starlet dressed in a bosom-bearing female gangster getup, while beau Roger Mathews dressed in matching attire.
Working it for the paparazzi, Jenni made time to pose for the buzzing shutterbugs before entering the night club for the festive occasion.
Looking to have enjoyed her Sin City adventure, Miss Farley later tweeted, Had the best time ever. Love going to vegas with my friends n doin it big. Round 2 tomorrow."
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Now that the ?Jersey Shore? Season 4 finale has aired, the crew from Seaside Heights is pumped to be back in the States for more misadventures.
And from the looks of a new sneak peek clip, they?re all geared up to take Jersey by storm once again.
In the teaser, Pauly D ends up tanning too much and burns his face off, prompting Nicole ?Snooki? Polizzi to tell him to stop tanning.
Additionally, the ladies get all gussied up to head out to Karma nightclub and see how many guys they can hook up with. It?s pretty much like every other season!
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