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| | Katy Perry Farts in Front of Robert Pattinson | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Katy Perry really wants Kristen Stewart and the rest of the world to know she wasn’t banging Robert Pattinson after his breakup. In fact, she has indisputable proof that she didn’t.
OK, so here?s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson,? she says. ?I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That?s a rule. He?s my bud, I?m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ?One of the things I?m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.? And that?s true. Hollywood Life
I’m not sure that telling the entire world how comfortable you are in front of a guy is supposed to convince people you didn’t sleep with him but whatever. Sounds like Rob got friendzoned hard. Not just that, but Katy probably cups her farts and makes him smell it too. She didn’t just friendzone him. She’s literally rubbing his face in it.
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| | Katy Perry 'proves' she didn't date Sparkles: 'I fart in front of him. Properly fart' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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This is the new promotional poster for Katy Perry’s third fragrance, Killer Queen, by Coty. The partnership between Perry and Coty is a new one since Katy grew quite frustrated that her fans weren’t able to get their mani-pedi’d fingers and toes upon her second perfume, Meow. Naturally, this is a ridiculous ad upon its face, but then one realizes that it perfectly accompanies Katy’s usual manner of excess. Besides, Katy named the fragrance for her love of Freddie Mercury, so it’s hard to hate.
On Tuesday, we covered Katy’s admittedly appealing Dolce & Gabbana ensemble on the cover of Elle UK, but the rest of the story quickly devolved into her PR-geared denials of getting with Robert Pattinson in anything other than a friendly capacity. Now Elle UK has revealed yet another layer of the interview that features Katy getting down ‘n’ dirty with her claims about being buddy-buddy with ol’ Sparkles and not breaking the girl-code of ethics with Kristen Stewart. Katy claims that (in addition to her unfortunate ownership of boobs) it’s simply not possible that she could be getting with Sparkles because — get this — she farts in front of him. Seriously:
Sh-t gets real: “OK, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That?s a rule. He?s my bud, I?m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that?s true.”
[From Elle UK via Hollywood Life]
Sadly, this wee excerpt has blown my mind. First off, I assumed that Katy only farted gumdrops and cotton candy, but I was apparently wrong if Katy’s claims of “properly” farting are any indication. Secondly, I feel kind of sad for Katy now that she is obviously not farting in front of John Mayer because — let’s face it — if anyone deserves to be farted upon, it’s John Mayer. Thirdly, did Katy never, ever fart in front of Russell Brand? Because forget about accusations of adultery and one-sided drug use, a lack of farting is is obviously why that marriage failed.
Let ‘er rip, Katy. You’ll feel better. And since Sparkles is an armpit licker, I’m pretty sure he’s a willing particpant in the art of farting.
In closing, here are some photos of Rob at the grocery store earlier this month. Since I’ve obviously lost all semblance of maturity at this point, I’ll just readily admit to being highly amused at Edward Cullen buying toilet paper. Because … farting.
Photos courtesy of Coty, Fame/Flynet, WENN & Elle UK
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| | Katy Perry Good Ass At Recording Studio in LA | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Dickism |
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Here is Katy Perry leaving a recording studio in LA recently, and looked rather relaxed.
The ?Firework? singer said she secretly recorded vocals on the single from the Smurfs 2 film?s soundtrack.
?So great to see you Smurfette @katyperry!? she wrote July 28. ?Can?t wait for our Vegas date ??
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| | Katy Perry texted K-Stew about Sparkles: 'I?m just trying to be a friend to him' | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Katy Perry covers the September issue of Elle UK, and I can hear you from way over here while you are wondering why Katy’s been getting such high profile magazine covers. Last month’s Vogue seemed odd enough as a one-off. Katy’s not even really promoting anything right now — her third album is still in progress, but it has just been revealed to be titled Prism for an Oct. 22 release. The first single is rumored to be titled “Rainbow,” of course, despite Katy’s claim last year that “my music is about get real f—ing dark.” Right.
Oh well. Katy looks quite pretty on this rather uneventful cover. She’s wearing Dolce & Gabbana because she’s become quite the D&G fashion girl lately. The designers themselves appeared alongside her on the Met Gala carpet a few months ago. I do wonder how long Katy prepped for this particular photoshoot, but I suspect that the three-month Vogue window applied for Elle UK as well. The interview is kind of weird because you can tell that Katy is straining to dig into her own dirt for something slightly salacious to reveal. What does she come up with? How she wedding crashed with Rob Pattinson a few months ago, much to Kristen Stewart’s chagrin:
On Kristen Stewart: “I sent her a text message saying: ‘I know you’ve seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I’m not that person. I’m just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.’”
On her 1st & 2nd breakups with John Mayer: “He pulled away. That was a big hello for me. I realised I could lose the person I loved and I had to deal with some things, issues I think a lot of women have. You can be strong in one aspect of your life but submissive in another.”
She loves “challenging” men: “I’m not interested in taming anyone – I’m pretty wild myself.”
On on-off BFF Rihanna: “I love her and every time I see her, I’m reminded of the light that she has. There’s a lot of dark in this business. I know a lot of people out there with the most detrimental entourages – they are the root of their demise. It’s really unfortunate but you can’t save these people. My days of celebrity saving are over!”
[From Elle UK]
Well, I for one am glad that Katy didn’t decide to throw Russell Brand under the bus yet again, but I guess her people probably warned her to refrain from doing so in two consecutive major magazine interviews. So do you think that anything really happened with between Katy Kat and Ol’ Sparkles? I think there was probably a lot of flirting, but Katy’s really not Rob’s type. She’s so high maintenance, and he’s used to dating chicks who wear ripped up t-shirts and never wash their hair. Plus, he’s wayyy too nice for Katy because she likes the bad boys.
Photos courtesy of ELle UK
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| | Katy Perry prepped 3 months for her Vogue cover, including no alcohol | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some photos of Katy Perry at the Los Angeles premiere of Smurfs 2: Bedhead’s Descent Into Hell. Yeah, I’m so not looking forward to reviewing this one and wondering why Neil Patrick Harris has decided to do this to his career. Once again, Katy voices Smurfette, and she looks rather pretty in a Tadashi Shoji dress with Pedro Garcia shoes. I do like the dress quite a bit because the fabric drapes well and reminds me of my prom dress (that was actually a cheap knockoff of Stephanie Seymour’s “November Rain” gown), which sort of says something about Katy’s fashion taste. As always, one can tell that Katy made a huge time investment on her makeup for the evening.
Speaking of time-consuming endeavors, Katy has admitted that she took three months to prepare for her recent Vogue cover and editorial, which I imagine included time thinking about how to properly trash Russell Brand in the interview. What exactly did Katy’s preparation involve? Tons of vitamins, no coffee or alcohol (really?), and whatever else Katy thought could make her “glow.” Such measures seem like overkill since the cover was heavily Photoshopped because that’s what magazines do these days. Oh well:
It’s not easy being a Vogue cover girl! While taking to Jay Leno on Friday, July 26, Katy Perry admitted that the July issue photo spread — shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz — required intense preparation.
“I did a lot of my own prepping,” the “Wide Awake” singer, 28, said of the cover that was shot on a farm in Upstate New York. “I kind of went on a cleanse, I did a lot of stuff like vitamins and supplements, I changed my coffee to green tea, I didn’t drink alcohol for three months.”
“I was really in the zone, I just wanted to be glowing for that cover,” she continued.
Indeed, in May, John Mayer’s current girl showed off various supplements she was taking in a Twitter picture. “I’m all the about that supplement & vitamin LYFE,” she wrote with the pic.
Despite the regimen, Perry seemed pleased with the end result — sharing how “amazing” it was to work with Leibovitz. “She’s incredible,” she said. “It was really fantastic working with her … She [has] such a great vibe, she’s got no ego which is fantastic, and she really let’s [sic] me be creative as well.”
Perry, who voices Smurfette in the upcoming July 31 Smurfs 2 movie, also opened up about the vibe of her upcoming album, which she said will debut “soon.”
“I?ve had a lot of time to reflect, and I think that it will continually be what I always do — connecting to my core and trying to bring an honest message that people can relate to,? she said.
[From Us Weekly]
In case you missed Katy’s vitamin and supplement tweet, here’s a link to the photo that makes me believe that Katy simply poops plastic capsules. Sorry to be gross, but nobody needs that many useless pills. Talk about pouring money down the toilet. Vitamins and minerals should mostly come from food sources for best absorption, right? That’s what I’ve always read, but I do take one daily supplement that contains calcium, vitamin D, zinc, and magnesium because one can never be too careful with one’s bones. In comparison, all those baggies seem quite excessive.
Thankfully, we are not seeing photos of Katy with John Mayer on this red carpet. Instead, Katy brought her grandma as her date! We haven’t seen Grams since last year’s Billboard Awards, and this lady has spunk.
Photos courtesy of Vogue and WENN
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| | Katy Perry Talks Vogue Cover and Quarter Life Crisis on "The Tonight Show" | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Making plenty of time for fans, Katy Perry left the studio after filming "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on Friday (July 26).
The "Firework" singer looked pretty in a blue top and black skirt as she signed autographs and posed for pics for the crowd.
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| | Katy Perry & John Mayer Keep Their Love Alive in WeHo | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Keeping their relationship afloat, Katy Perry and John Mayer stepped out together in West Hollywood, CA on Tuesday evening (July 23).
The darling couple shared a romantic dinner at the Tower Bar and Terrace Restaurant in the Sunset Tower as the ?Firework? singer donned a LBD with Christian Louboutin pumps.
In recent news, Miss Perry shared her thoughts after the tragically unexpected death of ?Glee? star Cory Monteith.
?Rest in peace Cory. My heart goes out to his family and loved ones. Our prayers are with you,? Katy tweeted after the actor was found dead in his Vancouver hotel room.
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| | Katy Perry Hot Cleavage in Gabor Jurina Photo Shoot | | Added 11 years ago | Source: Dickism |
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Here is Katy Perry showing cleavage in Gabor Jurina photo-shoot issue 2010.
Gabor Jurina is a commercial beauty and fashion photographer whose style is ?warm, crisp and unmistakably luxurious?. His work has been published in countless magazines all over the world, promoting some of the most recognised icons of the current age. The magazine covers include popular celebrities such as Rihanna and Katy Perry.
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| | Katy Perry says Russell Brand informed her of their divorce via text message: harsh? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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On Monday, we covered Katy Perry’s July Vogue cover, which featured a lovely Rodarte dress and a subdued, albeit moderately photoshopped Katy as photographed by Annie Leibovitz. The full spread has now been released, and it’s more of the same — Katy in flowery dresses and largely set in a farm and nature setting. Annie has had a thing for barns in quite a few of her recent celebrity shoots, and I’m instantly reminded of the picture where Daniel Radcliffe was photographed farting sunshine atop a puzzled looking horse. This shoot isn’t bad though, and I’m glad to see a side of Katy that isn’t obnoxiously in our faces. Actually, Katy looks really lovely here, so good on her.
I really do love this red leather skirt. Damn, it is gorgeous.
In addition to this new editorial, Vogue has posted a video clip on its site of Katy’s co-called beauty routine that basically shows her getting made-up by an entire arsenal. In the voiceover, Katy claims that she’s gone from “dramatic makeup” to a “more age-appropriate look.” She also claims that her skin is much better than it used to be, so she doesn’t wear as much makeup anymore. Hmm.
The interview is a mixed bag. Katy admits to being madly in love with John Mayer even though they were broken up at the time of this talk, which was conducted before the Met Gala (Katy mentions that she’ll be wearing Dolce & Gabbana), and of course, we’ve since learned that Katy and John are back together for a third round of grossness. The interview covers a variety of topics that are simultaneously enlightening and predictable. Katy talks both about her failed marriage to Russell Brand and her grand love affair with John, and she talks about her sanctimonious parents even more. Let’s do this:
Is superstardom overwhelming? “Of course I get fazed. And when I am in between records, sometimes I doubt myself. I?ll be like: Did I just get lucky, or did I mass-manipulate the world into thinking that seven songs were worth a number-one position? And then I go back into the studio and I start writing, and the true essential oil of who I am comes bubbling back up and reminds me that it?s always been inside of me, that nobody can take this away no matter what comment anyone makes. It’s going to be there because it?s what I was born with and it’s what I?ve worked on my whole life.”
More about her childhood: The atmosphere at home, she says, was “not fun.” She told me, “My parents did not spare the rod. I wasn?t going to great schools, because my parents didn?t believe in public education. They wanted the education to be influenced by their religion, so I was going to these halfway education-slash-Christian schools that were like pop-up shop–style education. My father is hilarious. That?s where I get my sense of humor from. Sooo, he?s very funny and a practical joker, but he?s more emotional and driven. I mean, my mother is very emotional as well, but my dad is more of the guts of the family. He was the main preacher, so he kind of had this little Pentecostal flair, but they are born-again. So there?s a little bit of my background.”
Russell Brand was a “magical man” at first: “He’s a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let’s just say I haven?t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011. I mean, I have to claim my own responsibility in things. I do admit that I was on the road a lot. Although I invited him time and time again, and I tried to come home as much as I possibly could. You saw that in the movie.” Katy Perry: Part of Me, a documentary released last year that has garnered $32 million worldwide to date, covers the period before, during, and after her time with Brand. “That wasn’t edited to leave footage out–there wasn?t any footage of him.”
On their 14 month marriage: “At first when I met him he wanted an equal, and I think a lot of times strong men do want an equal, but then they get that equal and they’re like, I can?t handle the equalness. He didn’t like the atmosphere of me being the boss on tour. So that was really hurtful, and it was very controlling, which was upsetting. I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day. I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me. So I have moved on from that.”
Is her thing with John Mayer ongoing or over? “Over.” Oh, my. I had made the tabloid reader?s assumption that she was stepping out with Mayer as a classic “revenge” relationship, to show ol’ Rusty Brand what he was missing–but she cuts in: “No, not at all. No, I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him.” With John Mayer? That wasn?t what I expected to hear at all. “All I can say about that relationship is that he’s got a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind, tortured soul. I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds.”
On her future love life: “I hope I don?t have to live as a widow.” Whaaat? “An emotional widow. No, I don?t believe that. But I think that I can just right now focus on me and strengthening myself and my emotional support system. I’m not in a relationship, I’m just on my own–I am myself in my own bed. I have to be happy being alone, and I am happy.” She tries so hard, Katy Perry. It?s what she does. “I believe that I will be loved again, in the right way.” Bright-eyed, she looks up. “I know I?m worth it.”
[From Vogue]
This is kind of an odd interview for Vogue and features Katy taking the journalist to her favorite taco place for dinner where they run into Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, and Flynn (journo notes that they act weird around each other, and “everyone’s performing except the baby.” LOL). Then Katy talks a lot about how she’s currently working on her third studio album (she plays a few songs for the journo, who nearly cries tears of happiness). Strange.
So what do you make of Katy’s discussion of Russell Brand? I think she’s hinting that he either cheated or just gave up on their marriage too early. He may have stepped out on her (dude isn’t one for monogamy and freely admits it) while she was on tour, but I think the even bigger problem is that these two got married before they even really knew each other. They were both enamored with each other’s public images and never imagined how they could “make it work” until they realized, very quickly, that it wasn’t working. As Rusty recently told Esquire, “you’ve got to really, really want” a successful marriage, and he just didn’t. Katy seems like she was upset he didn’t give it more time before throwing in the scarf. I am a Rusty fangirl, but I’ll admit that texting her about the divorce is pretty harsh. I’m sure that he’d already decided he wanted out no matter what, but Katy at least deserved a phone call.
That’s pretty hilarious how Katy calls John Mayer “beautiful” and tortured” though, isn’t it? Maybe she really meant “good in bed” and “douchey.”
Photos courtesy of Vogue
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| | Katy Perry covers Vogue in rosy Rodarte: lovely & deserved or odd choice? | | Added 11 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Katy Perry covers the July issue of Vogue, and the full interview and spread won’t be out until tomorrow, but the cover has leaked, so Vogue has gone ahead and revealed it on their site with the title, “Beauty and the Beat,” which just happens to be the name of a Justin Bieber song as well. The cover, which was photographed by Annie Leibovitz, isn’t bad at all where Katy is concerned. The Rodarte dress is quite lovely and suits Katy’s pale skin and dark hair, and I’m glad she’s (for now) grown out of her rainbow-colored hair phase. Still, this almost seems like a fall cover and not-so-summery, and Katy’s face has obviously been Photoshopped to the max. There’s something going on around the cheekbones, eyes, and forehead areas that doesn’t look quite natural.
Also, are we pleased to see Katy Perry on the cover of Vogue? It’s a bit of an odd choice on the part of Anna Wintour, and Katy’s not even promoting anything right now since she’s just heading into the studio to work on a new album. Yet I’m interested to see the editorial and see if Katy talks at all about Russell Brand in the interview.
In other Katy news, she’s appearing in a just-released commercial for one of her biggest sponsors, Popchips. Has anyone tried these things? I always see them at the grocery store and feel mildly annoyed because I worry that trying them might lead to addiction. Sort of like Pringles, you know. You can’t eat just 25 of them. Anyway, this new ad will probably keep me away from Popchips forever because it’s super grating and features “Katy And The Popcats,” who spend their days fighting an evil villain, Fat Cat, who wants people to eat “fatty snacks.” It’s so dumb, and Katy is actually rapping alongside wig-wearing felines. See if you can watch longer than 10 seconds.
Photos courtesy of Vogue & YouTube
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