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| | Heidi Montag will reveal more in next Playboy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Speaking with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show Tuesday, Heidi Montag vowed that she’ll reveal more in her next Playboy appearance. When Seacrest asked if she had a two or three part deal with the mag, Heidi would only respond, “maybe.” Heidi went on:
“For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”
That’s funny because I’d think if Heidi really believed that, she wouldn’t be going to plastic surgeons to get them enhanced. I don’t remember God ever saying, “Let there be light,” and then following it up with, “Let there be fake tits.”
And what’s Playboy trying to do anyway? Reveal her in parts? In two months they’ll show Heidi’s fake breasts. Then two months after they’ll show her flat ass? She’s not the statue of David. This is like revealing the Mona Lisa bit by bit only to find out it’s a replica and that by looking at the painting, you’re now cursed.
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| | Spencer Pratt: Beverly Hills Birthday Boy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Out for some birthday fun, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Pratt hit up Cut in Beverly Hills to celebrate Spencer’s 26th birthday.
The publicity hungry couple both looked sharp with Heidi in a black dress and Spencer in jeans and a sweater, while they happily posed for pictures –Heidi’s Playboy in hand, of course.
Taking to her Twitter page post-birthday party, Heidi wrote, “Just had the best bday dinner for @spencerpratt!!!!!! what a great party! xoxo!”
And although Mr Pratt drew quite the crowd for his b-day this year, one guest unable to make it was Miley Cyrus who tweeted to Spencer, “Sorry I can’t be there dude! Happy birthday wishes from all of us here in Tybee! God Bless you and thanks!”
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| | S.S. Boring-Ass Heidi Montag Playboy Photos | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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You know who else was a Christian in Playboy but not naked? Jimmy Carter. Congratulations, Heidi Montag. You suck.
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| | Heidi Montag is honest | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel Prize in the mail any day now.
?You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer,” she tells Spencer, who interviews her for the issue. “I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day.” [Us]
20 or 30 orgasms. Right. I love how casually she threw that out, just like being at the market and picking up “two or three” tomatoes. Heidi Montag has roughly about “20 or 30? orgasms a day. Now, I’m not sayin’ she’s a liar, but if I was having sex with Spencer Pratt it’d take more than the half-hearted thrustings of his pale, weak body and a prayer to get me even remotely close. She looks forward to sex with this guy every minute of the day? I bet she does! Why wouldn’t she? I’ll tell you why. Having sex with Spencer Pratt is roughly equivalent to, oh, I don’t know, any of the following:
getting herpes
bathing an old person
dropping an anvil on your foot
being buried alive
milk
cereal
toilet paper
Oops. Kinda bled into the grocery list there. But you get the point.
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| | Heidi Montag: Playboy Promoting in West Hollywood | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Heidi Montag looks hot in see-thru to bra dressed in white doing Playboy promoting in West Hollywood.Reality TV couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt revealed a little too much about their sex life in the pages of the new Playboy magazine.Montag strips for the men’s publication and is featured on the cover of the September 2009 issue — and her new husband interviews her inside.
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| | Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Pushin' Playboy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Shamelessly self-promoting, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted out and about in West Hollywood yesterday (August 13), carrying around a copy of Heidi’s new issue of Playboy magazine.
The “Hills” couple both spotted their usual perma-grin as the shutterbugs snapped up plenty of pics while they grabbed a frozen treat at Angelina Frozen Yogurt & Smoothies.
As for her interview in the men’s magazine, Heidi is said to have let it all come out when answering the questions posed to her by “interviewer” Pratt.
When asked about her sex life, Ms. Montag explained, “You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day.”
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| | Heidi Montag in Playboy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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TheHeidi Montag Playboy pictures have arrived (*yawn*). We have all been on the edge of our seats just waiting for this monumental day. Not. Devout Christian and attention whore Heidi Montag does appear on the cover and in the pages of Playboy, but the psudo-celebrity does not show a damn thing. In fact, wetypically see more of Heidi when she parades around on the beach in her assortment of little bikinis. Heidi’s non-nude photos don’t surprise me at all becausein the past she got paid to do nothing on “The Hills.” And once again, Hugh Hefner paid her $500,000to do, well,nothing. And we didn’t even get to see the hills.
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| | Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures | | Added 15 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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So this is the moment we all couldn?t care less about; Heidi Montag in Playboy. You?d think this useless piece of white trash meat would easily get naked for a magazine that features naked women. Nope. I seriously don?t know how this got by Heff, I mean who would pay an irrelevant blond bimbo money
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| | Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Art Lovers | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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They never pass up an opportunity for publicity, and last night (August 12) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted checking out an art show in Hollywood, California.
The “Hills” hotties were more than happy to ham it up for the paparazzi as they arrived, smooching and hugging each other as the cameras flashed away.
And Ms. Montag was providing plenty of eye candy in her sexy cobalt blue dress with a grey cardigan and grey heels while Spencer sported a Civil War-esque army uniform complete with a tacky hat.
Meanwhile Heidi was spotted filming scenes for “The Hills” alongside Spencer’s sister Stephanie earlier in the day.
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| | Heidi used Playboy as a personal catalog | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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How does a reality tv star choose her new breasts? If you’re Heidi Montag, you flip through a bunch of Playboys and look at the tits on various models like a Victoria’s Secret catalog. She said that’s exactly what she did when she decided to upgrade her chest. In the September edition of Playboy, she also admits to the mag that despite already getting a nose job and boob job, she’s not done yet. “I plan to get a few more upgrades… I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups,” says Heidi. The Hills regular went on to say she was considering bigger boobs for Spencer too.
Heidi is a human/Barbie doll hybrid. 50% flesh, 50% plastic, 0% brain. She rarely goes out of her house during summer because she might melt. On the bright side, people instantly know when she’s around because it starts smelling like a just opened McDonald’s Happy Meal toy.
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