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| | David and Victoria Beckham's latest bizarre Armani ad | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Apparently the people over at Armani have a funny idea of sexy. ?Sexy? means giant spools of thick, twisty rope. It means shiny, shiny man hair. It means flat, dead, soulless eyes. Not ceiling eyes. Serial killer eyes. Ultimately, it means the Beckhams. Because what?s the only thing that?s sexier than giant, threatening curls of rope? Posh?s collarbone, naturally. Both of which can be used as a weapon, interestingly enough.
A month after David Beckham unveiled his last underwear campaign for Emporio Armani, the footballer is back in another new advert - but this time with his wife Victoria. Following on from their first more restrained joint ad in January, the celebrity couple give us an insight to their private life as they cuddle up in their undies.
In a bizarre new image, a lingerie-clad Victoria, with a Geisha-style knot in her hair, lies astride her body oil-covered husband on top of a giant rope. Exactly what the couple are doing with the rope is unclear, but perhaps it’s just as well we don’t find out. In solo shots for the Italian designer last month, the 34-year-old athlete posed provocatively with the same rope wrapped around his toned body and six pack.
As well as the rope’s return, it appears Victoria’s former 34DD bust is back too. Wearing little more than a black bra and knicker set, the former Spice Girl, 35, appears back to her busty best in the cleavage-heavy shots. Posh was reported to have undergone a breast reduction operation down to a 34B in May - the same month these latest shots were taken.
In another new shot for Armani’s new autumn/winter underwear collection, the couple lie beside each other in predatory semi-crouching positions as David hangs off a metal rail. Instead of her brunette bob, Victoria goes for the Cleopatra look with her plaited fake ponytail on the crowd of her head and her dramatic eye make-up. The new shots bring the couple closer than their previous ad, which shows Victoria sitting on the floor, while her husband lay on the bed.
[From the Daily Mail]
To be fair, I don?t think the Daily Mail has ever written a single article that discussed someone?s appearance in a positive light. Someone?s either too fat, or if they lose weight they?re anorexic, if they?re sporting more than a teeny, tiny baby bump they?re ?heavily? pregnant. Let?s not forget their epic series of articles tearing apart female celebrities disgusting knees. If someone looks good, they?re criticized for airbrushing, and if they look bad, the Mail will pull in an expert surgeon to give advice on what they need to have done. It?s never-ending.
All that said, Posh and Becks look like the undead. Assuming the undead are very, very sexy of course. But no way would I want to see David Beckham in his underwear sporting zombie eyes. I don?t care how good he looks ? he also looks like he wants to eat your soul. Do you really want that? David Beckham noshing on your soul? Sexy indeed.
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| | Posh and David Beckham's Latest Armani Underwear Ads | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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It looks like Seaman Recruit David Beckham is all ready to set sea and anchor detail on the S.S. Gay Man’s Wet Dream. Bon mnage voyage, mateys!
With wife Victoria Beckham:
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| | David Beckham: 'I want a little girl' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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To promote the newest ad campaign for Armani underwear, David Beckham sat down with the UK?s Sunday People, and talked about his family. David and Victoria have famously weathered many storms in their marriage, and they honestly seem pretty strong right now. They seem look good parents to their three sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruise, ages 10, 6 and 4 respectively. Now David Beckham seems to be putting some public pressure on Posh to give him a daughter, telling People ?I want a little girl.? He also says that he thinks Posh always looks amazing. Interesting.
David Beckham is desperate to have baby No4 with wife Victoria and admits: “I want a little girl.”
Becks, 34, spoke to The People about his baby plans last week as he launched his new trendy underwear range.
The dad of three sons - Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, six and Cruise, four - said: “I really want more kids and I hope it happens soon. I want a little girl. That would be amazing.”
The England and LA Galaxy star turned up at London’s Selfridges store last Thursday with Posh, 35, who looked sensational in a see-through sheer black top.
Fascinating David - who played in England’s 6-0 thrashing of Andora last week at Wembley - said: “My wife looks just amazing. She always does. Whenever she tries something new she manages to pull it off.”
Chaos hit Oxford Street, the capital’s busiest shopping strip as Becks turned up for the unveiling of an enormous poster showing him promoting his new Armani pants range.
Becks also gave his verdict on Cristiano Ronaldo’s astonishing 80 million move to Real Madrid. The superstar who made the same switch from Manchester United six years ago said: “I think Ronaldo will love it in Madrid, especially the shopping.
“Madrid is a fascinating city, with so many things to do there. And the nightlife is pretty good too.”
[From UK?s Sunday People]
I?d imagine that it?s the fantasy of many women to have David Beckham talking about how much he wants to get you pregnant. I?d also bet that it probably gets Posh hot - but I still doubt she?s going to get pregnant again. I think Posh decided she was done with having babies, after giving David three beautiful, healthy sons. Still, how cute with a little Beckham girl be? Posh has to pass on all of those exquisite purses to someone, you know. If not a daughter, it will probably be a daughter-in-law. I would totally date a Beckham boy for access to those purses.
David Beckham is shown at Selfridges promoting his new underwear with Armani on 6/11/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | That's a Really Thick Rope | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Mr. Posh Spice David Beckham unveiled images for the new Emporio Armani fall/winter underwear campaign at Selfridges in London today. I don’t really have a whole lot to add here. Pictures of athletic men in their undershorts generally tend to speak for themselves, I feel.
Beckham for the Emporio Armani fall/winter underwear campaign:
Launching the new campaign at Selfridges in London:
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| | David Beckham's big black bulge for Armani | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here?s a little David Beckham wang to make your day a little brighter. And when I say ?little? I mean ?tractor exhaust pipe? to use Victoria Beckham?s words. David Beckham is still the certified bulge for Armani, and this is his latest ad. Personally, I prefer to see a white-cloth-clad wang, but that?s just me. Black underwear just slims the extraordinary size of David?s bulge, and the size is what they?re paying for, isn?t it? But perhaps Armani was just trying to get some more interest in the black briefs - after David shot ads in the white ones, there was a 50% rise in sales. David unveiled the new fall/winter campaign at Selfridge?s in London:
Soccer season may be over, but David Beckham is still driving the crowds wild!
The star turned up at Selfridge?s in London to unveil the fall/winter Emporio Armani underwear campaign to a screaming crowd, that even braved the London train strike to see Becks.
Armani says of Beckham, ?David has a great sense of style and is an inspiring role model ? this is what makes him the perfect partner for Emporio Armani underwear. I am very excited that David Beckham?s new campaign image was unveiled exclusively in his home country and where better than at such an iconic retail destination as Selfridges.?
[From People]
I?m kind of ?meh? about David Beckham as a person and as a potential heartthrob. I get that people find him gorgeous, but he?s not my style. But I always enjoy his underwear ads. Do you think Armani would ever consider making Gerard Butler the brand?s go-to crotch? That would be heavenly.
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| | David Beckham's tattoo of his wife's name is spelled wrong | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Because I have a bitchy side, I find it pretty damn funny when someone gets a tattoo in another language or symbol, trying to be deep, and it turns out it?s messed up. Like that Chinese character that you think means ?tranquility? really means ?Cajun Taco? or something.
David Beckham isn?t quite at taco-level yet, but it turns out his tattoo of wife Victoria?s name is misspelled. He got it inked in Sanskrit ? but there?s an accidental ?H? in there. I?m sure someone as easygoing as Vihctoria won?t mind.
America’s leading Hindu scholars are urging top tattoo artists to read up on their Sanskrit after noticing inked text on Rihanna and David Beckham’s skin is misspelled.
According to the experts, Beckham’s tattoo tribute to his wife Victoria is incorrect - as is one of Rihanna’s new spiritual etchings. Acclaimed Hindu statesman Raman Zed says, “We are all for the celebrity interest in Hinduism and our sacred texts, but celebrity tattoo artists worldwide really should undertake some basic training in ancient Sanskrit language and culture to get this right.”
Zed insists it must be embarrassing for the stars when they realize permanent marks on their skin are incorrect. He adds, “Rihanna has two Sanskrit prayer tattoos - her latest is misspelled. And David Beckham has his wife Victoria’s name in Devnagri script, which is commonly used to write Sanskrit, on his arm - its wrong! The tattoo on his left forearm misspells Victoria with an added ‘h’ - as in ‘Vihctoria’.”
But fortunately for stars like Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee and The X Files star Gillian Anderson, their prayer tattoos are all correct. Zed tells WENN, “I won’t tell you what they all mean - because I’m sure they’re very special to the individuals. We are delighted that so many celebrities choose to pay tribute to Hinduism with tattoos. We only ask that the tattoo artists take the trouble to get it right.”
[From Starpulse]
I wonder how Beckham could fix the wayward ?H?? If he?s got any room left on his arm, maybe some sort of Scrabble situation. It?d have to be a flattering word to make up for the mistake. If all else fails, David could start pronouncing her name that way. Very breathy and such.
Here?s David and his tattoo in 2007. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .
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| | David Beckham as the Terminator for Motorola | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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August 29th, 1997, 2:14 a.m. Eastern Standard Time: Skynet becomes self-aware.
April 17, 2009, 12:19 p.m. Eastern Standard Time: Women the world over become self-aware. Of their vaginas. Rowr.
Various pictures of David Beckham shirtless:
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| | S.S. I?m In Today and That Means Men | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Yes that’s right, I like to bring a little variety into the daily parade of women. Here’s soccer/football/foosball star David Beckham for the viewing pleasure of my ladies! Another chance to see how lucky Lady Bonejangles Beckham is for nabbing such a hottie. You’re welcome!
Playing somewhere I don’t care about:
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| | David Beckham Sports The New Motorola Aura | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Motorola global brand ambassador David Beckham chats away on his Motorola AURA cell phone as he leaves a photo shoot for the brand?s latest campaign in Milan, Italy on Tuesday.For more info on the $2,000 Aura, visit Motorola.com.
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| | David Beckham Gets Warm Welcome at Adidas Launch | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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While his wife Victoria holds down the fort in Los Angeles, David Beckham continued about his business in Milan, Italy by launching a new shoe on Monday (February 23).
The British soccer stud was greeted by a larger than expected crowd of fans, with Becks kindly signing autographs and posing for pictures as he hyped up interest in his newest footwear release.
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