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| | Christina Aguilera copies Gaga, goes shopping pantsless: sad & pathetic? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we?ve been saying, and we will continue to say, Christina Aguilera is a MESS. For real. These are new pics of Christina yesterday in LA. This is what happened - she rolled up to Agent Provocateur in a STRETCH LIMO. She got out with her entourage. She went in and shopped. She walked out, not carrying any packages. The paparazzi swarmed, and Christina waved to them. And the whole time, SHE WASN?T WEARING PANTS.
This is such a ridiculously offensive famewhore move, I?m embarrassed for her. It?s also blatant theft! Lady Gaga was shopping pantless MONTHS ago. So much for Lady Gaga ?copying? Christina - this is Christina stealing from Gaga, once again. Just like she?s done for the past few years, to increasingly embarrassing and pitiful results.
I think in Christina?s mind, she was trying to show us how ?hot? and ?cool? she is. Why else the dumb famewhore move? Why else the eager-beaver expression when the paparazzi swarmed? She called them to make sure there were photos of her sauntering around a lingerie shop pantless. Because she?s that needy. Because she?s that starved for validation and attention. It?s sad.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
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| | Christina Aguilera Goes on Date Without Pants or Makeup? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matt Rutler, walk arm in arm as they leave Off Vine after dinner in Los Angeles.
The 30-year-old entertainer wore a leather jacket and an Andy Warhol screenprinted tee over a pair of fishnets!
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| | Christina Aguilera Still Fat, Picking Pumpkins | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Boy, this must be why Linus never sees the Great Pumpkin. Christina Aguilera’s giant ass is in the way.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Christina Aguilera takes her son & her boy-toy to the pumpkin patch | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Following last weekend?s rather rough showing at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales, Christina Aguilera and her boy-toy Matt Rutler are back stateside, in LA, where they headed out to the pumpkin patch with Christina?s son Max. I always dislike this time of year in Celebrity-ville, just because every famewhore with a kid somehow ends up at the one paparazzi-friendly pumpkin patch in LA, where they pose in a series of ?Look at me, I?m a great parent!? situations. Now, many of them might be great parents. And yes, this is the one pumpkin patch that includes ?extras? for the kids, like a slide and maybe some face-paint stations. Still! Grumble, grumble. I know, I know, I?m a curmudgeon about these things. I should just let go and think, ?Hey, celebrities at the pumpkin patch, with their cute kids!? But I end up thinking, ?Is this really the ONLY pumpkin patch in LA? Seriously??
As you can see, Christina is following the Kirstie Alley School of Style. Whenever Kristie gains weight, it?s all spandex and layers, always an odd mix. I have a theory, though. Remember how Kirstie used to claim she was a ?stretchy size 6? when she was obviously, like, a size 18? I think Christina does the same thing - as that random nutritionist said the other day, Christina is likely ?unaware? of her weight gain, and the spandex pants probably help that delusion. And before you start yelling at me - look, as I said before, if I thought Christina just gained a few pounds because she liked food, no one would care. But she looks unhealthy, and my un-medical opinion is that her significant weight gain is from her heavy, extreme boozing. She?s not a healthy girl, emotionally or physically. Sorry to get all concern-troll-y. But she bugs, and she has a crappy personality anyway, so who cares? Oh, and Matt Rutler is looking kind of rough too, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
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| | Christina Aguilera Visits Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch with Max | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Back in the States after a trip to the UK, Christina Aguilera treated son Max Bratman to a little pre-Halloween fun in West Hollywood on Friday afternoon (October 14).
Joined by boyfriend Matt Rutler, the star of "The Voice" lovingly held her young boy's hand as they roamed the grounds of Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch.
During their visit, the trio scoured the selections in search of the perfect pumpkin, with Christina clearly in the holiday spirit while clad in a skull and bones t-shirt.
As for her recent trip overseas, Miss Aguilera joined a long list of performers gracing the stage during the "Michael Forever" tribute concert in Cardiff, Wales.
With the event held in honor of the late Michael Jackson, Aguilera belted out a rendition of the Charlie Chaplin tune "Smile" with other performers including Jackson's siblings, as well as Cee Lo Green, Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis and Jamie Foxx.
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| | Christina Aguilera Needs Help Staying Upright | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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You would need help not tipping over if you were wearing 5 pounds of slap. That’s not even counting the weight of dermal fillers and hair extensions.
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| | Christina Aguilera is 'unaware of how she looks' says random 'expert' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we talked about on Sunday, Christina Aguilera stunned a lot of people when she performed at the Michael Jackson tribute in Wales. Christina has gained weight since her divorce from Jordan Bratman, but it seems like in the past two months or so, Christina really became noticeably heavy. Of course, part of the problem - at least regarding the concert in Wales - is that Christina has no idea how to dress, heavier or smaller. Even when she?s slimmer, she doesn?t have any idea how to wear clothes that flatter her figure and her petite frame, and now that she?s heavier, the problem has gotten worse. She appeared at the concert in what was basically a leotard with a belt - she tried to Spanx her whole body in what must have been a fishnet catsuit, but she still looked like hell.
By the way, I?m not saying Christina looked like ?hell? just because she?s gained a little weight. I?m saying she looked like hell because she gained a lot of weight rapidly, and it looks like severe booze-bloat to me. I?ve felt for a long time that Christina is a raging alcoholic, and her alcohol consumption has caught up to her body and face (as it often does in one?s 30s). Anyway, Radar has this interview with a ?nutritionist? who talks about what could be going on with Christina?s figure:
Even though Christina Aguilera?s weight has been steadily increasing over recent months, fans were still shocked at the Grammy Award winning singer?s appearance when she performed at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales on Saturday.
Squeezed into a skimpy corset and fishnet tights, the 5?1 1/2? singer seemed completely oblivious about the considerable curves she has added to her once svelte figure.
“She is totally unaware of how she looks, no one dresses like that unless they think they look good,” nutritionist Jackie Keller, CEO of Nutrifit in Los Angeles, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Christina’s unflattering outfit and wild, unkept hair brought gasps from the crowd when she took the stage.
Keller went on to explain that because Christina, who is rumored to have suffered from an eating disorder in her teens, has gained and lost so much weight over the years it has distorted both her self-perception and her metabolism.
“Even if it was years ago, if she did suffer from an eating disorder then the effect of that stays with you and causes a distorted body image,” she revealed, adding that the physical side affects are just as extreme as the emotional ones. “Yo yo-ing in weight completely throws off your metabolism, which is why it is important to feed your body properly.”
Aguilera has admitted to being a junk food addict when she was younger, which adds to the problems of trying to maintain a steady weight.
“Going through periods of eating really bad food and then not eating is a form of binging calling ‘disordered eating,’ which destroys the metabolism because you are always at a war with food,” explained Keller, who provides calorie-controlled delivery meals to some of Hollywood’s hottest stars.
Now the Beautiful singer’s weight gain has steam-rolled to the point where she doesn’t even seem to be aware of it.
“When you start gaining it cascades and just piles on and on,” said Keller. “You only see what you want in the mirror, it?s the same as with anorexia. You only see yourself from the neck up and are unaware of how under or over-weight you are.”
After messing up how she processes food at a young age, 30-year-old Aguilera’s alcohol consumption could also be emphasizing her weight issue.
“If she is drinking as much as people say she is, then she just needs to stop, as that would immediately change her body?s metabolism,” Keller said definitively, explaining that the body deals with the calories from alcohol first, and then stores all the additional food calories in favor of processing them.
“People don?t have any clue how bad excessive calories are from alcohol. Stopping drinking would make an enormous difference in her body, and then she can go on to whittle away her other bad habits one by one, such as cutting out processed food and exercising,” she explained.
The 5? 1 1/2? pop star appears to be around 150 pounds, estimated Keller, who thinks that 100 to 110 pounds is a healthy weight for her.
[From Radar]
Although this guy doesn?t treat Christina and I usually hate when ?experts? chime in about people they?re not treating, I think this guy is made of truth. The quote that stood out to me is ?She is totally unaware of how she looks, no one dresses like that unless they think they look good.? It?s true. And it?s keeping with Christina?s on-going delusions about her career and her alcohol consumption - remember her W Magazine interview? That?s where she sat there and refused to accept responsibility for anything in her life, and she came across as a delusion, lie-filled, pity-party-throwing monster. So in Christina?s mind, we?re the ones with the problem.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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| | Please Tell Me Christina Aguilera Is Pregnant | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Christina Aguilera and her chins performed at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England over the weekend. Remember when Christina used to be all thin and sexy and a little dirty? Well you’ll want to hold on to those memories because they’re not coming back any time soon due to Christina eating them.
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| | Beefcake Aguilera at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I don’t know when they let Lita Ford out of the insane asylum, but somebody should probably warn Dunkin’ Donuts.
Christina Aguilera at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England last night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Christina Aguilera Is XXX-Large | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Christina Aguilera has been trying to convince us that she’s not getting fat for months now, you’re not fooling anybody lady, but it seems that stuffing her rolls into multiple layers of heavy duty Spanx just isn’t going to cut it anymore. Here she is at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend looking
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