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| | Christina Aguilera & her boy-toy just always looks drunk these days | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Lord knows I criticize Christina Aguilera enough. To be fair, she?s a drunken, egomaniacal monster. But these photos from two nights ago are amusing me. Christina was out with her boy-toy, Matt Rutler, in Malibu. Allegedly, they were having dinner, although I?m guessing that ?dinner? consisted of a dozen vodka martinis with extra olives for sustenance. Rutler does an admirable job of feigning sobriety, but Christina? well, the girl is a drunk bitch. At least she seems like a happy drunk these days. She?s all ?PPPSSSSSTTT?Imma gonna wink atcha. See mah wink. Imma sober.?
Christina reminds me of how I used to be when I got wasted on a regular basis. Like, I would think that I was maintaining really well and then someone would show me photos from the night and my face was all puffy and my eye was twitching from the flash and I was just a hot mess. I think that?s where Christina is right now - she gets wasted and she thinks she?s ?fooling? everybody because, in her mind, she?s maintaining her buzz so well. Takes a drunk bitch to know a drunk bitch.
Also: I?m pretty sure that?s basically the same outfit she wore to the pumpkin patch, and those are the same unflattering leggings she?s been wearing for more than a month. Do you think those stretched-to-the-limit leggings are the only things that fit at this point? Oh, well. At least she?s wearing a hat so we don?t have to see how she drunkenly poured orange foundation into her roots.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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| | Christina Aguilera & Matt Rutler's Malibu Dinner Date | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Wrapping up the weekend with a romantic evening out, Christina Aguilera was spotted out to dinner in Malibu, California last night (November 13).
The ?Genie in a Bottle? songstress was joined by her boyfriend Matthew Rutler and looked cute in a fedora, leather jacket, boots, and stockings.
Earlier in the day, Christina treated herself to some retail therapy at the Ron Herman boutique nearby.
And coming up this February, Aguilera?s show ?The Voice? returns with a second season. She told press, ?We?re just waiting on pins and needles to find out what those first few notes sound like.?
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| | Christina Aguilera Still Going for Fat | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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If Tina Yothers and Sally Struthers simultaneously fell into a pit of irradiated bronzer near a nuclear testing site, forever bonding their two bodies and the radioactive bronzer into one monstrous singularity, you’d have Christina Aguilera at The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim launch party last night. I’m pretty sure only The Incredible Hulk can kill it.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Christina Aguilera's drunk appearance of the week: how puffy does she look' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Dear God, how terrible does Christina Aguilera look? A few weeks ago, I noted that Christina was looking a bit better after a series of really awful public appearances, including her uncomfortably bad showing at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Wales. Christina seemed to ?get? that she needed to stop the boozing and actually ease up on the drag queen makeup - or so I hoped. But her appearance last night at ?The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party? just shows that with X-Tina, it?s one step forward, ten drunken stumbles back. There?s not even anything I can find to compliment in this look. Her makeup is terrible. Her wiglet is completely busted. She looks like the puffy alcoholic she is. The outfit, while terrible, does seem to do its best at hiding some of Christina?s problem areas, though. The jacket is Versace, and the shirt is Alexander McQueen.
The Mail notes that this video game launch isn?t really Christina?s scene, which? makes sense, I guess. She probably just came for the booze. And maybe she thought it would be a fun ?date night? with her lover and kept man, Matt Rutler. They were even making out on the red carpet too. These photos are both gross and hilarious. I love the faces Rutler makes when Christina is trying to kiss him. He must be like, ?UGH, this drag queen wants to fondle me again. Now I?m going to be smeared with clown makeup for the rest of the night.? Of course, Rutler looks drunk too. They probably shared a bottle of whiskey before their ?date night?.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Christina Aguilera Celebrates The Elder Scrolls Launch | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s always up for a good time, and last night (November 8) Christina Aguilera was spotted at the launch party for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Joined by her boyfriend Matthew Rutler, the ?Ain?t No Other Man? songstress worked her magic in the Belasco Theater arrivals area.
Christina opted for an Alexander McQueen tank top, Versace jacket, and Christian Louboutin boots for a killer look.
Over the weekend, Ms. Aguilera filmed the ?Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade? at Disney?s Grand Californian Hotel & Spa.
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| | Christina Aguilera's Disney Parks Christmas | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Lending her voice for an upcoming Christmas special, Christina Aguilera was on-hand for the taping of the 2011 Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade in Anaheim, CA on Sunday (November 6).
The ?Stronger? songstress belted out ?Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas? while posing for several pictures alongside the one and only Minnie Mouse.
New this year, Disney will be featuring ?The Magic, The Memories, and You!,? which began in Orlando, FL on November 4 and will soon begin in Anaheim on November 18.
Sure-to-be one impressive show, the parks will also be decorated with colorful bows, gift paper and ribbons, ornaments, candy stripes, colorful lights and gingerbread.
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| | Christina Aguilera: Halloween Party Dual-Parenting | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Continuing to remain amicable for the sake of their shared child, Christina Aguilera and ex husband Jordan Bratman were busy taking their boy Max to a Halloween party in Los Angeles on Monday (October 31).
The "Voice" judge looked festive in a black and white skull n' bones sweatshirt, black trousers and matching black brimmed hat as she dressed up her son in a medieval knight costume.
On the career front, Miss Aguilera is enjoying a relaxing stretch before another season of her hit FOX show "The Voice" gets underway on February 5, 2012.
Debuting after this year's Super Bowl, Christina noted that she'd be up for singing at the big game again despite getting ridiculed for her blunder during last year's NFL showcase.
The 30-year-old told Access Hollywood, ?I?m open. Hey, I?m up for any challenge, any time any day."
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| | Christina Aguilera softens her makeup, straightens her wig: much improved? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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OMG. Christina Aguilera looks? good? Well, she looks much better than she?s looked in a while. These are photos of Christina at the LA press junket for The Voice over the weekend. What?s the big difference? I guess the makeup? the makeup has greatly improved. She?s still wearing way too much, but someone made the effort to give her a makeup style that flattered her face and makes her look younger and less garish. Softer lips, a less heavy eye? generally less ?I reapplied this junk in a dark bar after winning a drinking contest, beating all of the Hell?s Angels.? The hair is still pretty busted, but at least it doesn?t look like her wiglet is all drunk and askew. Bitch got her roots done.
As for her body? well, the problem is still the fact that Christina doesn?t wear clothes that flatter her figure. The skirt doesn?t so anything for her, and the blouse looks cheap. That being said, it?s an improvement over her recent concert outfits, and her casual outfits. The last time I wrote about Christina, she was wandering around Agent Provocateur pantsless and wearing a trucker hat, and she was desperate for attention and validation - I hope she sees that she can still get attention just by putting some effort into looking ?nice? for her public appearances.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | Christina Aguilera: "The Voice" Press Duty Dame | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Revving up excitement for season two, Christina Aguilera joined alongside her fellow "The Voice" judges at last night's (October 28) press junket for the show in Culver City, California.
The "What a Girl Wants" songstress, dressed in a silk white top, high-waisted black skirt and boots, teamed up with Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Carson Daly to promote the upcoming installment of the hit NBC singing competition.
When asked about her decision to return for a second the season, set to premiere immediately after the Super Bowl, Christina explained, ?I had to come back and do a second [season]. How could I not? This is the most exciting show ? ever! The suspense value? It?s intense? I think I get more nervous in these blind auditions than the actual artists and vocalists that come up here to audition. It?s nerve wracking and exciting.?
As for what fans can expect this time around, Aguilera told, ?I have everyone from an opera singer to an MC. It?s amazing and then, of course, I have my powerhouse, crazy, soulful vocalists that blow you away. It?s an exciting year for diversity.?
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| | Christina Aguilera copies Gaga, goes shopping pantsless: sad & pathetic? | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we?ve been saying, and we will continue to say, Christina Aguilera is a MESS. For real. These are new pics of Christina yesterday in LA. This is what happened - she rolled up to Agent Provocateur in a STRETCH LIMO. She got out with her entourage. She went in and shopped. She walked out, not carrying any packages. The paparazzi swarmed, and Christina waved to them. And the whole time, SHE WASN?T WEARING PANTS.
This is such a ridiculously offensive famewhore move, I?m embarrassed for her. It?s also blatant theft! Lady Gaga was shopping pantless MONTHS ago. So much for Lady Gaga ?copying? Christina - this is Christina stealing from Gaga, once again. Just like she?s done for the past few years, to increasingly embarrassing and pitiful results.
I think in Christina?s mind, she was trying to show us how ?hot? and ?cool? she is. Why else the dumb famewhore move? Why else the eager-beaver expression when the paparazzi swarmed? She called them to make sure there were photos of her sauntering around a lingerie shop pantless. Because she?s that needy. Because she?s that starved for validation and attention. It?s sad.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
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