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| | Pete Wentz Talks Bangin' Ashlee Simpson on Howard Stern | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Pete Wentz went into serious detail about his “amazing sex life” with wife Ashlee Simpson during an interview on the Howard Stern Show yesterday. This is usually the part where you hold my hair back while I kneel in front of the toilet. According to E! Online
He spares no detail about the first time they had sex?including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: ?Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams. We have such a sexual chemistry,? Pete continues.
However, now that they have a 2-week-old baby, not so much. Instead, “We do other fun stuff. She’s not ready down there.” Yes, he really said “down there.”
Other fun facts about their sex life that we probably shouldn’t know?but do now?include the specifics of Ashlee?s boobs: “She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it?s a D.” And that she’s up for anything (really, anything): “Let’s just say my wife likes me to have a good time.?
Last time I checked, “good time” didn’t mean “two hours of crying and passive anal sex with a dildo.” The correct term for that is actually “Cub Scout Camp Out.” Get it right, dummy.
Promoting Fall Out Boy’s new album ‘Folie Deux’ and nose hair in Times Square yesterday:
Photo source: SPLASH NEWS
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Now that he’s married with a child, Pete Wentz has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. And on the Howard Stern radio show earlier today, he was pretty candid about his amorous wife Ashlee Simpson.
Wentz told the shock jock, “We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.
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| | Bronx Mowgli won't be sold | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Rumors circulated yesterday that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were shopping around exclusive photos of their kid Bronx Mowgli but no one wanted them. Now a rep for the couple claims this isn’t true saying, “we are not offering photos to the media, so there is nothing to ‘bite at.’” Granted, this may just be a poor attempt to keep Pete and Ashlee from being publicly embarrassed because MSNBC claims Joe Simpson sent an e-mail to editors before Bronx’s birth offering the photos for six figures and editorial control.
Not only that. Other rumors indicate that in a bid to squeeze more money out of the pregnancy, Joe Simpson was willing to throw in one of those virtual tours of Ashlee’s vagina complete with a Morgan Freeman God voiceover. No takers for that either. Sigh. I guess it’s back to hiding lipstick cameras in Jessica Simpson’s bathroom and selling the footage on eBay.
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| | Nobody wants to pay to see Bronx Mowgli | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Remember when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married, and the rumor mill said they had a hard time selling their wedding photos to magazines? People Magazine did put them on the cover- with an inset of Ashlee’s big sister Jessica and her boyfriend, Tony Romo. The buzz was, covers of Ashlee and Pete didn’t sell. That rumor is popping up again as the couple get ready to sell photos of their new baby, Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, “Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.” A rep for Simpson denied it.
[From Page Six]
I guess nobody told Ashlee and Pete that the whole point of selling pics of your kid to the magazines is to defuse the lengths to which the paparazzi will stock you to get a coveted photo of the tot. At least, that’s how Brad Pitt explained it when he was on Larry King Live last week. I haven’t seen any evidence that photogs have been stalking the couple or staking out their home to get shots of the baby, so it doesn’t surprise me if there are no takers on their offer. Personally, I could take them or leave them, but I wouldn’t mind taking a peek at a photo of the baby. For some reason I envision him with Pete’s hair. They could always go the Gwen Stefani/Salma Hayek route and just issue a baby photo over the AP newswire for free.
Ashlee before and after: Above leaving an L.A. restaurant the week before giving birth. Photo credit: FAME. Below, her first public appearance just a few weeks after having Bronx Mowgli. She looks happy but very tired. Photo credit: Bauergriffin.
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| | Pete and Ashlee's baby is worthless | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are coming to the stark realization that their baby, Bronx Mowgli, is worth less than the vagina it came out of. Page Six reports:
“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.” A rep for Simpson denied it.
Chalk this up to the fact that a baby wearing eyeliner and hot pants is not cute. Actually, it’s kind of gay. I mean, was his wrist always limp like that or did he learn from Pete. Also, trying to convince editors that the “awws” you hear from strangers is because your baby is adorable and not because they feel sorry for the kid won’t work.
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| | Is this why we haven't Bronx Mowgli Wentz' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Seriously OMG WTF |
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(photo from WireImage)
It has been a few weeks since Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have their Bronx Mowgli, but yet we have not see him and you know Joe Simpson can't have that. Page Six has the reason why we haven't seen him…
"Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well." A rep for Simpson denied it.
Well if makes thyem and Grandpa Joe feel better, in a few months they will pay for the pix and bury you in the magazine like People did for Ricky Martin this week.
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| | Ashlee Simpson: Out with Mom, Dad, and Pete | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Back on November 20th, she gave birth to a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli, and last night Ashlee Simpson was spotted out with her parents at her husband Pete Wentz’s gig.
The “Pieces of Me” songstress looked happy as she escorted her parents Joe and Tina Simpson to the Troubadour for the Fall Out Boy show, showing off her post-pregnancy curves in a cleavage-baring black top, black trousers, and a grey jacket.
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| | Pete Wentz calls his son a 'happy accident' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Pete Wentz recently gave a long interview to Details magazine and it?s hard to deny that the guy really is likeable. The interview starts off the article by noting how many people dislike Wentz, and if they want to continue disliking him they should never meet him. He comes across as very open, even with hard stuff that most other people would find embarrassing. Yet he doesn?t really seem self-indulgent when he talks about himself the way some celebs can.
Pete admitted that son Bronx Mowgli wasn?t planned, but phrases it sweetly, calling him a ?happy accident.?
And then there’s the ultimate brand extension, the one guaranteed to propel Wentz into a whole new sphere of exposure: Bronx Mowgli Wentz, the son he and his wife, Ashlee Simpson, welcomed into the world on November 20. When Wentz found out Simpson was pregnant, he was in Chile with Fall Out Boy, preparing to play a show in nearby Antarctica. “I was like, ‘Oh my God, this might be the worst possible time to have this conversation,’” he says. Perhaps to make sure the news had sunk in, Simpson promptly e-mailed a snapshot of the pregnancy test. (Us Weekly, eat your heart out). “I was definitely scared,” Wentz says, “just thinking, This is something that’s going to exist for the rest of your life and you can’t fuck it up.”
Wentz allows that the pregnancy was unplanned. “It was a happy accident,” he says. “But I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it was time to put the wild child in a cage.”
[From Detail]
Emailing a picture of the pregnancy test is a bold move. The odds of that ending up in Star are incredibly high. Pete?s initial reaction seems pretty normal, if a little self-centered. But at least he?s honest. It?s clear he views the accident as a blessing now, and from all the interviews he?s given it sounds like Pete is a great dad who?s crazy about his son. In the Details article he talks about some of the sadder parts of his life, and it really is nice to see that things have turned out so well for him.
Here?s Pete performing at the Chicago Theatre yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.
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