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| | S.S. Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe for Tease | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I know what you’re thinking, but this isn’t the winner of the Annual Breathless Mahoney Drag Queen Contest at the Howard Johnson’s off Highway 27. It’s actually Paris Hilton “channeling” her idol Marilyn Monroe. There’s one Seven Year Itch that can only be cured with a shot of penicillin! “Some Like it Hot” is must be code for “It Burns When I Pee.”
Hawking her latest fragrance Skeeze Tease is L.A. last night (10 more after the jump):
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Bauer-Griffin Online
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| | Paris Hilton's Cleavage Leaves Me Speechless | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I don’t know how the (expletive removed) Paris Hilton does this crap, she’s one of the skinniest chicks in the celebrity gossip circles, has some of the smallest boobs around and yet here she is dropping some amazing cleavage. She must have duct tape, support wires and all kinds of
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| | Paris Hilton dresses up like a trashy Marilyn Monroe for her 'Tease' perfume launch | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I know, I hate covering Paris Hilton in general, but sometimes it?s a little fun, in the same way it?s fun in a cheap, easy, gross way to cover the Kardashians. Paris Hilton launched her new perfume last night in LA. The perfume is called ?Tease?. Because Paris is a ?tease? - get it? Because we don?t know ANYTHING about her, because we can?t read her big, dumb face like an open book, because she?s such a woman of mystery and enchantment. I wish she would have a sense of humor about herself and call the perfume ?Trash with Money? or ?Unemployed? or ?Oxygen Thief?. Alas, Paris never takes my suggestions.
Anyway, I wanted to take about how Paris looked for the launch. Did she get a boob job? Or are her girls just jacked up beyond belief? I don?t honestly think chicken cutlets and the best push up bra in the world could make Paris look this boob-tastic. Also: the Marilyn thing. She?s done it a million times before, as has Lindsay Lohan and a million other girls. Why don?t these women ever realize that they?re grossly slandering their beloved icon? When I see Paris looking like a Botoxy 40-year-old prostitute with a Marilyn fetish, I don?t think ?Oh, Marilyn would be so proud.? I think, ?Poor Marilyn, look at what you?ve become for generations of celebutards.?
One more thing: is this a wig? If it?s a wig, it?s a really good one.
Paris on August 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.
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| | Paris Hilton Goes Marilyn Monroe for Tease | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Getting all dolled up for the evening's promotions, Paris Hilton made her way over to My House in Hollywood, California on Tuesday evening (August 10).
Pulling off her best Marilyn Monroe, the hotel heiress smiled for the cameras as she launched her brand new fragrance called Tease.
Of the new scent, critics tell that it includes "fuji apple, white peach, bergamot, white flowers, amber, blond wood and hot sand."
Tweeting to her faithful followers ahead of the appearance, Paris wrote, "At home getting ready for my Tease fragrance launch event. Getting dressed up as my Idol and Favorite Icon Marilyn. Loves it!"
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| | Paris Hilton Celebrates Proposition 8 Overturning | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s always up to something, and yesterday (August 4) Paris Hilton was spotted out and about in Los Angeles.
The ?Simple Life? babe headed over to the M Caf de Chaya for some to-go food and was also seen visiting a friend in West Hollywood.
On the political front, Miss Hilton showed her overwhelming approval of the Proposition 8 overturn decision on her Twitter page.
She tweeted, "What a huge historical day for equal rights in this country! They finally overturned Prop 8! There shouldn't be a law on true love. :)"
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| | Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little
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| | Paris Hilton: Musically Inspired By Kylie Minogue | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Continuing her music video shoot for her new single, Paris Hilton was spotted hamming it up in Ibiza, Spain today (July 30).
The ?House of Wax? hottie looked flirty in her Pink trikini as she cavorted around the set with her backup dancers.
As for the inspiration for her soon-to-be-released new album, Paris gives credit to pop music veteran Kylie Minogue.
Hilton explained, ?I've always loved Kylie Minogue. She's one of my favorite artists. I've been really inspired by her. I wanted my music to kind of emulate her. I love her sound and I love the way she is.?
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| | Paris Hilton's Hot Pink Bathing Suit Pictures | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Apparently these are pictures of Paris Hilton filming a video for a new single she’s releasing. I know, I thought we were done with this garbage. Anyhow, at least she’s wearing a hot Pink little bathing suit. I love skinny little rich chicks in bathing suits and high heels shaking
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She?s gearing up for the release of her new single, and Paris Hilton was spotted shooting a music video in Ibiza, Spain yesterday (July 28).
The ?Simple Life? babe looked lovely as she pranced around in a Pink bathing suit teamed with a pair of baby blue sunglasses.
Excited about the shoot, Paris tweeted, "On set of the music video shoot. What an incredible house were shooting at and the weather is just beautiful! I Love Ibiza!"
Paris? upcoming album is said to be already completed and set to hit stores sometime this fall- hopefully it sells better than her debut!
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| | Paris Hilton is drunken, vadge-flashing, cracked-out mess, of course | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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So I really don?t have any sympathy for Paris Hilton. Much like Lindsay Lohan, Paris does it to herself, and she?s a victim of her own laziness, stupidity, vanity and general a–hole-ishness. But isn?t it interesting that Paris is making news again? She had been keeping a lower profile for the better part of a year, and now all of a sudden she?s making headline by almost getting arrested for possession and for her drunken, f-cked up antics. Paris has been partying in Europe the past few weeks? I think of it as her European Whore Tour. While in St. Tropez the past few days, various photo agencies have gotten an eye-full of Paris?s diseased bits and pieces.
Also: I think she?s back with Doug Reinhardt? Why? It seems like a step down for both of them. He was partying at the same St. Tropez club, but I can?t find any photos of the two of them together. Eh. Who cares? And she was photographed giving what looks like a Nazi salute. Of course. I don?t really think Paris is a Nazi. She?s too stupid. She thought she was being funny. Stupid crackhead whore.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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