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| | Paris Hilton covers Vanity Fair Spain: sadly nostalgic or just hideous? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here is Paris Hilton?s cover for the January issue of Vanity Fair Spain. I don?t get it either. Why Paris? Why VF Spain? Why this cover image which looks like a turd wrapped in beige and dipped in imitation gold? Not that I feel like Paris deserves some incredible magazine styling, but even I could have done something better than this. The makeup is terrible, her hair looks like a stiff wig, and the color scheme is awful. And her dog is all ?JESUS CHRIST I can?t believe this bitch is holding me.?
There?s a behind-the scenes video too. Blah.
Paris is just so thrilled that somebody is paying attention to her. It makes me kind of sad for her, and nostalgic for a different era in gossip. Paris?s time is over, and what has replaced her? The Kardashians, Teen Moms, Bachelorettes, the Gosselins and random people just famous for who they boned. Are we better off, post-Paris?
Here are some photos of Paris in Aspen, Colorado yesterday. No, I don?t get the outfit either. But much like those photos of Mariah Carey, I kind of have to give Paris credit for being covered up in bulky clothing. The coat is absolutely hideous, and I want to rip that little Pink cap off her head, though.
Photos courtesy of VF Spain and Fame.
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| | Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m
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| | Paris Hilton Almost Shows Us Her Boobs | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing. You heard me. The good thing is that she thought
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| | Paris Hilton's Still Kind Of A Hot Package | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m not sure if Paris Hilton should really be considered a celebrity anymore, she’s all washed up, but I’ve always kind of liked her skinny little body so I’m posting pictures of her anyway. Here she is at some fashion event in Mumbai the other day -see what I mean about not being a celebrity
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| | Paris Hilton manages to make a traditional Indian sari look trashy | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Depressing news for anyone who likes India, or is Indian, or has a passing interest in India: Paris Hilton has infected Mumbai. Apparently, Paris was invited on a multi-day holiday (working holiday) to Mumbai, where she made an appearance at a mall, went to a party in her honor, and unveiled her new purse line. I guess it makes sense for American non-celebrities like Paris to attempt a platform, a fan base, in a huge potential market like India. It?s the same as a celebrity shilling their stuff in China. But I?m still disappointed that India let Paris Hilton in. Not only that, Mumbai businesses seemed to welcome her with open arms. Personally, I think the businesses should have held out for a Kardashian if they really wanted a famewhore ?celebrity?. (Full disclosure: I?m half-Indian by the way, and my dad is living in Calcutta/Kolkata right now, so Paris?s stench might have already reached him.)
Anyway, these are some photos from Paris?s trip. The outfit that really interested me is the faux-sari she wore to her purse launch. Look at this thing! I had no idea that it was possible to make a sari look trashy and whorey, but there you go. The traditional sari is loose, just a long sheet of fabric tied in a special way. Paris?s sari is all trashed up with a built-in bustier, and the whole thing? just, NO. I suppose I could give her some credit for doing her own twist on a traditional Indian dress, and maybe she did it to be respectful and honor her host country. Or maybe she just whored up an elegant traditional dress that?s been around for centuries.
Oh, and here she is doing the ?Namaste? hand pose. In between sticking out her boobs and motioning to them. BITCH, please.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Paris Hilton Overacheived? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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File this under highly unlikely. Paris Hilton, who pled guilty to possession of cocaine last year, successfully completed the terms of her probation and then some. The judge was thrilled about not only standing in the presence of THE Paris Hilton but that instead of doing only the bare minimum of 200 hours of community service, Paris did a total of 228. She also paid her $2,000 in fines and completed an “intensive” substance abuse program. The case is now closed. Emphatically.
Only Paris Hilton could impress a judge by following court mandated orders. When you’re dealing with her, you have to set the bar low. Like if you told her to clean the kitchen table, it’s best to hope she at least grumbles an “okay.”
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Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Paris Hilton was spotted at Boa Steakhouse in Beverly Hills last night (September 15).
Joined by her mother Kathy and LaToya Jackson, the ?Simple Life? starlet looked to be enjoying herself in a silvery grey dress.
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| | Paris Hilton's Show to Be Cancelled | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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I take any opportunity I can get to highlight Paris Hilton’s failures. I relish in making fun of her. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. But I don’t care because Paris is a functional retard who has for years lived off of a tape of her sucking a guy off. She hasn’t evolved like Kim Kardashian has. She’s still plays up the bumbling airhead she was five years ago.
Point being, her show The World According to Paris which drew in barely 400,000 its June premiere has been getting lower and lower ratings each episode. Consequently, Oxygen has no plans for a second season and it’s highly doubtful any network would ever take a chance on her again and if they did, no one would make any plans to watch it.
Unless it was a show where each episode forces Paris do something she hates like drink tap water, do her own taxes or date a black guy. Basically, The Simple Life Extreme Edition. The finale could be throwing her into a pit of poisonous snakes and seeing how long she’d survive.
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| | Paris Hilton Wigs Out as Oxygen Reportedly Dumps Show | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking to change up her appearance, Paris Hilton was spotted shopping for wigs on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday afternoon (August 23).
The ?Simple Life? babe tried on a variety of styles colors of hair amidst reports that her show ?The World According to Paris? got dropped by its network.
According to a report, Hilton?s latest attempt at Reality Television was mostly a flop, and Oxygen isn?t interested in making any more episodes.
The series premiere back in June only scored 409,000 viewers, and over time the ratings dropped even more. A rep from the show told press, ?The show just recently completed its run and no pick up decision has been made.?
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| | ?The World According To Paris' won't be renewed by Oxygen for a 2nd season | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Our collective prayers have been answered — Paris Hilton’s career in reality television is basically over now. After all of that hard work and difficult posturing, it turns out that Paris has now fully achieved total irrelevance. Following a torturous season that’s been plagued with terrible ratings (which Paris tried to blame on the network), Oxygen has decided that “The World According to Paris” will not be renewed for a second season. Let us celebrate together:
This summer saw the debut of two new celebreality series featuring well-known female stars: Oxygen’s The World According to Paris and Lifetime’s Roseanne’s Nuts. Paris Hilton and Roseanne Barr are very different personalities, but their shows both struck out with viewers. Hilton’s series was pretty much dead on arrival, earning barely 400,000 viewers for its June debut and sinking even lower in subsequent airings. The network isn’t officially commenting on its fate, but Vulture can exclusively report what’s been obvious to even the most amateur ratings watcher for weeks: Oxygen has no plans for a second season of “The World According to Paris,” unscripted industry insiders familiar with the situation confirm.
It premiered to respectable but not particularly good numbers, with about 1.5 million folks watching Barr and her family putz around on a nut farm. More people watched repeats of “Pawn Stars” on Lifetime the night Roseanne debuted, which turned out to be an omen: In subsequent weeks, viewership dropped well below a million viewers. Indeed, the most recent episode, airing on August 10, attracted a mere 764,000 viewers. Another ominous sign: Lifetime preempted Roseanne last week, subbing in a repeat of “Dance Moms.” We thought this might be a sign that Lifetime wanted to experiment with different programming in the 9 p.m. Wednesday slot normally occupied by Roseanne, or that it was hoping to boost viewership for the 10 p.m. original of Dance Moms. But nope, Lifetime says there was absolutely no strategy behind the last-second shift: “It was a program delivery issue,” a network spokesman e-mailed Vulture, noting it will air as scheduled this week. That’s usually code for, “The producers couldn’t get the episode done in time,” but since the Lifetime rep didn’t elaborate, we’ll just let “program delivery issue” speak for itself. In any case, with Roseanne having experienced a 50 percent drop in viewership since its premiere, it would seem that its chances for a second season are about the same as “The World According to Paris.” For now, however, Lifetime is maintaining its happiness with the show: “No decision on season two yet but we are happy with its performance this season,” the network rep said.
[From NY Mag Vulture Blog]
So three times as many people tuned in for the premiere of “Rosanne’s Nuts” than for Paris’ show? That’s pretty abysmal, and the ratings only grew worse as the season progressed. Meanwhile, Paris must be livid at the inexplicable success of her ex-BFF, Kim Kardashian, whose family is essentially dominating the E! programming schedule. Naturally, this also extends to the impending four hour wedding spectacular special for which Kim K. will allegedly pocket $17.0 million for all of the associated goodies. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Paris has a row of Kardashian-themed voodoo dolls set up in a special room at her tacky mansion, but really, Paris should look at the bright side of her latest show’s cancellation. Now she’ll have lots more free time for fishing, violin playing, and skydiving! And shopping and clubbing too.
Photos courtesy of Fame
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