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| | Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With a Tree While High on Ecstasy | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Is Jenny McCarthy still promoting her book? If you read the title to this post, you’d know the answer by now. The answer is yes, okay? According to someone who was actually willing to lose a few brain cells in order to read Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic, they report that in one chapter, Jenny described how she got so high on ecstasy that she tried to have sex with a tree. I can only assume the tree looked like any one ofthese(sort of NSFW Google image search).
The story goes that she took one too many hits and ended up naked and bracing herself against a tree.”The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping,
In another
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| | Jenny McCarthy Wins Halloween | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m finding it hard to believe Jenny McCarthy just turned 40, especially since her rack is still in vintage condition. But here she is celebrating her birthday by dressing up for Halloween. She even came up with a clever costume — a hot chick wearing lingerie and goofy sunglasses. She totally nailed it. view
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| | Jenny McCarthy: Catwoman Cutie at Sin City Halloween Shindig | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Playing the hostess with the mostess, Jenny McCarthy showed up at the Gallery Nightclub inside Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas for a very special Halloween party last night (October 31).
The ?Singled Out? starlet looked positively purrrfect as Catwoman as she flaunted her assets for fans and shutterbugs that gathered outside.
During a recent interview with People, Jenny (who turns 40 today- Happy Birthday!) confessed that though she?s getting older, it?s not a big deal to her.
"I sadly have the same thought that my parents say every birthday which is, 'I don't feel that old.' So, I have decided to make my mindset 40 is the new 15. Okay, fine ? the new 22."
As for romance, "I have not met anyone yet that is a potential love. I have myself under construction. I'll let you know when the roads are clear and reopened."
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| | Jenny McCarthy as a 'cougar' in lingerie for Halloween, says '40 is the new 15' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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True story – in the Halloween costume post I did earlier today, I was considering adding Jenny McCarthy as an example of the costume trend I despise – women dressing sexy and calling it a costume. I mean, this is just wearing lingerie, there’s nothing Haloweenie (that’s with an “ie” I decided, not a “y,” blame Tim Burton) or creative about it. It’s an excuse to show T&A, which basically explains Jenny’s entire existence so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. So I skipped her, because it was lame and predictable, as is this accompanying story about Jenny that I’m choosing to run. It turns out Jenny did have a theme for her costume other than “stripper.” She was a cougar! Oh how clever. Jenny’s 40th birthday is today, and she was out celebrating it. Jenny explained to People that she’s single and needs to “learn to love myself completely before I love someone else.” What better way to do that than to don a fun, inconspicuous costume that doesn’t showcase her budget boob job? Oh wait.
Though Thursday marks her 40th birthday, the Playboy cover girl told PEOPLE, “I sadly have the same thought that my parents say every birthday which is, ‘I don’t feel that old.’ So, I have decided to make my mindset 40 is the new 15. Okay, fine ? the new 22.”
Dressed as a “cougar” ? a joke, considering her age ? the ever-youthful McCarthy headed to Las Vegas with her sister (also dressed as a cougar) Wednesday to celebrate her birthday at Gallery Nightclub.
But one person you won’t see with her any time soon is a boyfriend, though she has singled out a familiar face that she’s “courting.”
“I have not met anyone yet that is a potential love,” she said. “I have myself under construction. I’ll let you know when the roads are clear and reopened.”
Since splitting in August with Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, her boyfriend of five months, McCarthy still has an open mind about finding romance.
“I’m in love with falling in love. I have come to realize, though, that I need to practice what I preach and learn to love myself completely before I love someone else,” she said. “So, I’ve been courting myself and having a great time with me, myself and I.”
[From People]
Jenny is only flattering herself if she thinks she has the mindset of a 22 year-old. She was accurate the first time when she said “15.” When I was 22 I knew better than to wear a corset without anything over it. But it’s Halloween so she gets a pass, right? I’m thinking Jenny is going to fall in love with the next guy she meets who is into it, not when she’s “ready,” but I could be wrong. Maybe she’ll wait a whole month or two.
I have to hand it to her, she does look good here in that overprocessed way of hers. Also, someone spray tan airbrushed her boob cleavage, didn’t they? Are you seeing that too?
Photo credit: WENN and FameFlynet
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| | Jenny McCarthy Gives Us A View | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Looking down Jenny McCarthy‘s dress is like getting in a time machine: one look at that cleavage takes me right back to the ’90s. Jenny’s definitely still got it, I just wish she’d stop with all the stupid facial expressions. I’d forgotten about those — I guess I’ve got a selective memory, and I was
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| | That Time Jenny McCarthy Made Out With Playboy Playmates | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jenny McCarthy has a new book out so of course it’s time to try and grab some headlines. What better way than to write about the time she and a group of other Playmates took a bunch of hallucinogens and started making out with each other on a beach in Hawaii. This is the same girl who tells parents not to vaccinate their kids because they’re just shots of poison that leads to autism.
“Holding up drugs in front of a group of Playmates was like holding up an arm to a cannibal tribe. We jumped on the box fighting to get as many little white capsules as possible.
“Instead of saving some for later, we all pounded at least five at once. It was incredibly intense. So much so that we all began to express love for one another by making out with each other. I can only imagine the shock (one random man) had in seeing that he was the only man on the beach with fourteen really f**ked up Playmates who just happened to also be making out with each other.”
That man probably killed himself later that night knowing life was only downhill from there. On his gravestone was probably written, “Here lies John. He died happy. With a raging erection.”
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| | Jenny McCarthy's Samsung Galaxy Luncheon After Moving to Chicago | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Showing off her enthusiasm for technology, Jenny McCarthy attended the dFM Luncheon presented by Samsung Galaxy S III in Chicago on Saturday (August 4).
The ?Love in the Wild? host looked beautiful in a red and tan striped frock as she smiled and posed on the black carpet before experiencing the new media.
While at the event held in the W Chicago, the 29-year-old star tweeted, ?Playing tunes from my favorite DJ Kaskade at the @SamsungMobileUS #GalaxySIII lunch!?
Speaking of being in the Windy City, it looks like the platinum blonde beauty is moving back to the Midwest. Miss McCarthy was in Chitown to promote the July cover for Playboy magazine where she told Celebuzz, ?I?m so glad to call Chicago home again!?
Jenny is reportedly moving back to her hometown in order for Evan, her 10-year-old son, to experience the luxuries of suburban life. Elaborating on the move, the "Scary Movie 3" star said, ?I?ll still be filming my shows in L.A., but I?ll fly back and forth. I?ll be tailgating at all the Chicago Bears home games!?
Contrary to popular speculation, it appears the move was not dictated by her relationship with Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher.
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| | Jenny McCarthy moves to Chicago to be near new boyfriend | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Kaiser pointed me to this story in the NY Post on Jenny McCarthy packing up her house in L.A. to move to Chicago. Her rep says she’s not moving in with her boyfriend of a whole few months, Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, but you know she’s doing it to be closer to him. Jenny grew up in Chicago so it’s possible that she’s moving her son Evan, 10, closer to his grandparents, aunts and cousins. So in that respect it might be a good move for her and Evan. On the other side, she’s moving her kid away from his school and friends so she can be closer to her boyfriend of less than a year. She’s already said that Evan misses her ex boyfriend, Jim Carrey, so much that he’s in therapy for it. So is this fair to him? Here’s more:
Jenny McCarthy?s moving from Hollywood to the Windy City ? home of her Chicago Bears linebacker boyfriend, Brian Urlacher. The Playboy cover girl was spotted clearing out her Los Angeles house yesterday in preparation for the move with her young son, Evan. Whispers were that McCarthy was moving in with Urlacher, but her rep told Page Six: ?Jenny is not moving in with Brian, but she is relocating with her son to the Chicago area for the foreseeable future.? We hear McCarthy will eschew the city?s downtown to set up house ?not far from where she grew up, and has lots of friends and family nearby.? The ?Love in the Wild? star will commute to LA and New York for work. McCarthy, who?s currently gracing her sixth Playboy cover, and Urlacher have been dating quietly since April. The blond bombshell made headlines last month when she told Wendy Williams she accidentally texted a racy picture of herself intended for Urlacher to her dentist, who?s ?like, 80 years old.? Chicago just got a lot more interesting.
[From Page Six]
Well it will be cheaper for Jenny in Chicago too that’s for sure. She said that she didn’t get “50 million or 25 million” from Jim Carrey after they split and joked that she was “living in a van down by the river.” She’ll be able to live in a much nicer place on the river in Chicago. I love that city. It does seem foolish to move so fast after she started dating someone, but at least she has family nearby.
Photo credit: PRPhotos and Fame Pictures
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| | Jenny McCarthy is a True Patriot | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Hope all of you had a Happy Fourth. I know I did, at least the parts I can remember. Jenny McCarthy did her part to celebrate America’s birthday — lots of cleavage, flanked by alcohol and flag-motif inflatables. She even included the standard dismembered knee from the fireworks “mishap” that inevitably happens when you arm drunk guys with explosive pyrotechnics. It’s the American way!
Shooting a campaign for Svedka vodka:
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| | Jenny McCarthy on her son seeing her in Playboy: 'He can find worse on the Internet' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I have a son who turns eight soon. Like a lot of kids, he has access to the Internet. One he started reading I set up NetNanny and made sure he didn’t know the password. I still pay attention to what he’s doing, and I make sure he’s not online unsupervised. It’s just common sense not to let your kid go online, type in an easy search phrase, and see some wildly inappropriate stuff. This is one issue that makes me yearn for the day when some tame print media was the only access a kid would have to adult material.
So that’s why I’m annoyed at Jenny McCarthy’s ignorant comment about her kid seeing her Playboy spread. I don’t have a problem with kids seeing their parents nude, as long as it’s a casual thing around the house and no one makes a big deal out of it. (My son’s father is German, and they have a much different attitude about it. They’re basically nudists by American standards.) It’s iffy when it’s a sexually charged thing meant for a different audience, but in theory I really wouldn’t care if her son saw it. (He’s probably going to be embarrassed about it when he gets older and his friends know about it, but that’s another story.) I would care if her 10 year-old kid could see anything he wanted on the entire Internet, and that seems to be what Jenny is suggesting here. Or is she making a stupid joke or some other point? Here’s what she said:
Jenny McCarthy, who calls her new Playboy pictorial “a salute to the MILFs,” doesn’t have any qualms about posing nude even though she’s a mom to 10-year-old Evan.
“I think he can find a lot worse available on the Internet these days,” she tells PEOPLE. “I think people make such a big deal sometimes about it, when I feel like it just comes down to how you raise your child and how you explain things to your kid.”
As for how she’ll talk about the spread with her son, she says, “Evan and I will have that conversation someday.”
[From People]
The more this woman opens her mouth, the more she irks me. Of course her kid can “find a lot worse available on the Internet,” but it’s her job as a mother to try and make sure that doesn’t happen. Didn’t she call herself a “warrior mom” on Oprah? Or does that only involve trying to safeguard her son’s health and not his well being? She did let him wear Uggs out with shorts. Maybe she’s just saying her spread in Playboy is tame compared to what it could be. For someone else, I would give her the benefit of the doubt, but she just bugs me.
Here’s Jenny’s “classy,” “elegant” Playboy cover again. They photoshopped away all her dermatologist’s hard work.
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