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| | Jessica Simpson wants to be in love a mom, but she's 'picky' | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Simpson is attacking her gay boyfriend Ken Paves with her nasty tongue of DOOM. This is an actual photo that Jessica put up on her Twitter. It?s funny how she?s always trying to get Ken to make out with her. And he?s all ?no thanks, I know where that sh-t has been.? Speaking of Jessica?s dating past, she?s got a new interview with Fox News Pop Tarts where she?s going a little overboard about what she?s learned about dating and men. Granted, she makes some good points and I can see how some of the stuff she says might be enlightening to a 12-year-old girl, but in general, Jessica is annoying me:
It’s no secret that Jessica Simpson has had more than her fair share of failed romances, including a divorce from Nick Lachey in 2006 and very public break-ups from Tony Romo and John Mayer. But the VH1’s “Price of Beauty” star still believes her Mr. Right is out there ? and even has some tips for other ladies who too are lost in the love world.
?It?s important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don?t think a man can define you. You have to own that,? Simpson told Pop Tarts in an exclusive interview. ?So if you?re ever with anyone who says you should change something about yourself then they should never fall in love with you in the first place.?
And while the 29-year-old has managed to conquer the pop world and stay in the spotlight for over 12 years, she is still faced with one of her biggest challenges.
?By ten years I would love to be a mom, I would love just to be in love and be a mom,? Simpson said. ?It sounds simple but it?s a lot harder [ than you think.] I?m pretty picky.?
And after hitting the headlines last year for having added a few pounds to her petite frame, Simpson traveled the world to film the reality series ?The Price of Beauty? to explore how beauty is defined by a multitude of different cultures and heal herself from the hurt of being subjected to such tabloid fodder.
?I personally needed it for myself after going through all the scrutiny I went through for gaining a couple of pounds. It was really hard on me and I felt I needed to find some light in the very dark place I was in,? Simpson said. ?I realized that people?s judgments about me and about my weight are really just none of my business, it?s not something I should be listening to or taking to heart. People can say whatever they want to say and I cannot take it personally. I know it?s the business I am in and I put myself in a position to be criticized, but I?ve found something that will help me deal.?
Simpson says one of the most shocking experiences she endured while filming was visiting a fattening hut in Uganda and seeing women strive to be called ?fat cows.?
?The fatter you are the more beautiful. Brides-to-be go into these huts and gain up to 90 pounds. They just drink loads and loads of milk. They gain weight solely off of milk,? she said.
?These women want you to compare them to cows ? they literally want to be called a fat cow. I?ve never heard of that in my life, and being able to live that with these women and to see them go through their routines was definitely shocking.?
And speaking of beauty and body parts, what feature does Simpson treasure most about herself?
?I like my nose, that?s my favorite body part,? she said. ?I do have a bump, but I like my profile - I don?t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it?s unique and a little flawed.?
[From Fox News Pop Tarts]
I believe that Jessica?s goal in life is to get married and have babies. At least, that?s her goal at this point. Maybe at one point she had dreams of being a real actress (like Pinocchio had dreams of being a real boy), but I think even Jessica knows that her ?careers? as a singer and actress are done. Now she?s just a ?personality? and a clothing designer (which isn?t bad). Oh, she?s also a ?farter? but that?s not a career choice. Anyway, I do think Jessica will end up married with a few babies, and we?ll probably hear all about it.
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She?s always been easy on the eyes, and in a recent interview Jessica Simpson revealed that her nose is her favorite feature on her body.
The ?Come On Over? babe told FOX News, ?I like my nose, that?s my favorite body part. I do have a bump but I like my profile.?
She continued, ?I don't think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it's unique and a little flawed."
"I felt I needed to find some light in the dark place I was in...People?s judgments about me and my weight are really just none of my business."
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| | Jessica Simpson: Ladies Need to Love Themselves | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Having had her fair share of unsuccessful romances, Jessica Simpson recently chatted about her thoughts on ladies dealing with love.
Proclaiming that girls need to love themselves, the "Dukes of Hazzard" darling insists that self-confidence is a prerequisite to finding true bliss with another person.
Talking to FOX News, Miss Simpson says, ?It?s important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don?t think a man can define you. You have to own that."
The 29-year-old adds, ?So if you?re ever with anyone who says you should change something about yourself then they should never fall in love with you in the first place.?
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Despite her claims that she loves her full-figured body, Jessica Simpson may be actually coveting her sister Ashlee?s fit form.
An inside source revealed that the ?Come On Over? songstress is having a hard time accepting her curves in light of her sister?s hottie body.
?Jessica wants everyone to believe she?s learned to embrace her shape, but the truth is she?d give the world to have a skinny body like Ashlee?s. Although Jessica claims her new TV show The Price of Beauty has helped her overcome years of body image issues, she?s more insecure than ever about her looks.?
?She?s exercising like crazy with an intensive boxing, jogging and weight-lifting regimen, and she?s following a strict no-sugar, low-carb diet. Yet she can?t lose the extra weight. Jessica loves her sister dearly and wishes she was blessed with same fast metabolism that Ashlee has, who barely has to exercise to stay fit. Jessica doesn?t understand that SHE?S the sex symbol and most people would kill for her voluptuous figure!?
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| | Jessica Simpson to Hand Out Beauty Goddess Award | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Defining beauty around the world, Jessica Simpson is hoping her new show, "The Price of Beauty," sends a message.
The "Come On Over" singer has been chosen to give out the ?Goddess? category at Good Housekeeping?s 125th anniversary celebration in New York City on April 12. The award will be given to women who have changed lives through their beauty, glamour and grace.
The 29 year-old said, "While traveling for my show "The Price of Beauty," I've seen the different ways that beauty is defined around the world. I believe that true beauty comes from within a woman's spirit, mind, and inner strength. I am thrilled to be celebrating some of the greatest and most beautiful women of our time at Good Housekeeping's 125th Anniversary benefit for the National Women's History Museum."
Other female guest stars expected to attend include Brooke Shields, Meryl Streep, Kristen Bell and Candice Bergen.
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Despite a lackluster showing for her new VH1 gig ?The Price of Beauty,? Jessica Simpson has high hopes of getting a second season.
She told press, ?Right now, I'm promoting this [show], and hopefully we'll be doing a season two and hopefully just travel more.??I'm putting my hands in different things, trying to executive-produce some show ideas. I think people will be very shocked to see what might happen in my life next.?
But don?t expect Jessica to join her buddy Billy Corgan in any of his musical pursuits. "You gotta be a little bit more wild and crazy. I mean, I have some crazy moments in my life or things about me, but I don't know that I can stand onstage and represent Billy the way he is. He does that fine on his own."
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| | Jessica Simpson's New Show is a Flop | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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This will come as no surprise to you, but no one bothered to watch Jessica Simpson’s new show “The Price of Beauty.” Us Magazine says
Monday’s premiere attracted just 1 million viewers. Around 487,000 people tuned in for the encore later in the night.
The show got beat by a rerun of NCIS, a TruTV series called Operation Repo and History Channel’s Pawn Stars.
Even former American Idol Fantasia Barrino had a stronger debut for her VH1 reality show, Fantasia For Real (her show premiere nabbed 2.3 million viewers.)
You might have thought no one would outperform sister Ashlee in the failure department, but you can never underestimate the elder Simpson. If crashing and burning were an Olympic event, she’d be China. Because she’s gigantic and nobody likes her, you see. And also because she smells like fried pork.
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| | Jessica Simpson Gets Back to LA, Talks Men | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Making yet another trek across the country, Jessica Simpson was spotted arriving into LAX International Airport from New York City last night (March 15).
The ?Come on Over? songstress looked to be in good spirits as she made her way through the terminal, sporting sunglasses with a black leather jacket and jeans.During an interview with Barbara Walters, Jess explained what she?s looking for in her next potential boyfriend.
"I want a confident man. A man who understands me and can deal with my life and is not embarrassed of my life. And can support my life. And allow me to be a powerful woman. And allow me to be powerful in the relationship. I'm not going to give up my role in this life to just be a housewife."
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| | Jessica Simpson's Boob Show Continues | | Added 14 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Here’s Jessica Simpson outside the Letterman studios last night trying to get her boobs back in the spotlight. I get what she’s trying to do and I appreciate it, but I think some bikini pictures would probably work a whole lot better. I shouldn’t complain, she actually looks a little thinner than
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| | Jessica Simpson's Boobs Are Here to Help | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I get a lot of hatemail telling me what a misogynistic douchebag I am because I call out celebrities for being fat. Like this post about Jessica Simpson, for example. So in light of all the angry comments and emails, I think I need to explain my reasoning for calling her fat yesterday, so that we can put all this ugliness behinds us and move on with our lives. Or at least so you’ll fuck off and stop being such a whiny crybaby bitch.
Let me begin by saying that fat does not mean obese. I wasn’t saying she’s obese, because she’s clearly not. “Plump” or “chubby” or “ample,” yes. Come on. Just look at her. She’s carrying about fifteen extra pounds around her midsection, whether you want to believe it or not. It’s right fucking there in the pictures. That part’s really not up for debate, because it’s a fact.
So why call her out on it, you ask? Well, here’s why. One, because it’s what I do. Two, she has a slew of dietitians, personal chefs and trainers at her disposal any given time of day; and three, she has more free time in one day than you and I will have in the space of two fucking weeks. That bitch has nothing but time. Somewhere in between getting a manicure and shooting another ProActiv commercial, she ought to be able to squeeze in a half hour at the gym. It’s her job to be attractive. Let’s not pretend she’s a real musician here. Her singing was always average at best — what sold it was the package, the buxom blonde bombshell, the great body.
Now, is she still better looking than 95% of America? Sure she is, because most of us are twenty pounds overweight anyway. So we can all agree here that yes, she is attractive, and yes, she’s gained some weight. The two don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
And lastly, it’s my job to make fun of these people. If you want to read some kiss-ass ode to the wonderfulness that is Hollywood, you’re on the wrong fucking site. Snark is the name of the game here. If you can’t handle it, go back to typing your angry emails and wallowing in your tubs of Rocky Road and self-loathing. If you’ll excuse me now, I’m off to the gym. You know what they say — people who live in glass houses shouldn’t walk around naked. Not unless they’ve got my 12% body fat and rock-hard gluts, anyway. Recognize!
And now for the one thing that binds us all together — boobs:
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