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| | Sofia Vergara in Esquire | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I don’t know what it is lately with men’s magazines and women in lingerie doing menial household chores. You can’t turn around these days without some strumpet in teddy slapping you with her Swiffer or bending over seductively to pull a pie out of the oven. All that’s missing here is the caption “Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question — why is she out of the kitchen!? High five!” I guess you can only fit so much abject sexism on one page.
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| | Sofia Vergara: My Accent's Worsening with Age | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Tending to her all-important promotional duties, Sofia Vergara was spotted out at ABC Studios in Los Angeles, California on Tuesday (August 10).
There for an appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," the "Modern Family" babe offered up a trifecta wardrobe - as she arrived in a sexy black dress before switching into a hot red frock for the show before leaving in casual clothing.
As for the appearance, Miss Vergara chatted about a range of topics including her worsening accent.
The Colombian beauty said, "My son is the first one that makes sure that I know that it's getting worse and worse with age."
To this, Jimmy asked, "And he makes fun of you?"
Giving an adamant yes, Sofia replied, "Of course he makes fun of me. He says that I'm the only person in the history of humanity that after sixteen years in a country the accent gets worse."
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| | Sofia Vergara Does Esquire | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara in some sexy shots for Esquire magazine doing a few chores around the house in some hot little outfits including a shot of her making cookies in her underwear and heels. Who knew that pictures of some mom making cookies could be this hot? Anyhow, I
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Kicking off her week with a leisurely afternoon, Sofia Vergara was spotted grabbing some lunch in Los Angeles yesterday (August 9).
The ?Modern Family? babe looked lovely as she strolled up to The Ivy restaurant, sporting a beautiful blouse and distressed jeans.
And though she?s one of the hottest ladies on network television, Sofia swears she?s losing her sexy figure.
?I don?t look good in bathing suits anymore. I?m not complaining but I?m 38 years old now. It?s not the same as when I was 20. No matter who tells me, it?s not the same. Everything is still up there a little bit but now I have to really appreciate my figure. I took it for granted before.?
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| | Sofia Vergara complains about women getting freakish surgeries, 'like Madonna' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I was just checking to see if Esquire had released their September cover story yet when I came across their profile of Sofia Vergara. I?ve become a huge, HUGE fan of Sofia?s ever since I started watching Modern Family this year. She is absolutely hilarious, and her accent and comedic timing is to die for. Plus, she?s drop-dead gorgeous, which certainly appeals to most men and probably a significant number of women (I wouldn?t mind an hour in bed with her, honestly). Anyway, I?m pleased to find out that she?s really, really funny in interviews too! I?ve been sitting her giggling through this whole piece:
Let me start with the accent, because it’s a work of art. Sort of a female version of Al Pacino in Scarface, it deserves its own Lloyd’s of London policy. It’s like Buster Keaton’s deadpan face, like Snooki’s tan. And it’s real. Or sort of real ? its true and fictional versions have fused, and Sofia’s no longer sure.
“I was watching this home video from when I was twenty years old. And my son says, ‘Listen to you!’ ” (Sofia pronounces this “Lee-sohn to you.”) “He says, ‘Your English is perfect. I mean, a little accent but not this insanity.’ He told me, ‘You’re the only person who has lived fifteen years in a country and the accent gets worse.’ ”
I’m hearing Sofia’s accent live and in person at a caf in downtown New York. She greeted me here with a double-cheek kiss (we’d never met), wearing a black shirt, one shoulder revealed. She’s drinking coffee ? Colombian, of course. She was born thirty-eight years ago in the coastal city of Barranquilla.
Sofia is on hiatus from ABC’s Modern Family, the best sitcom to debut last year. She plays Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, a Latina mom in tight tops and altitudinous heels who unleashes tirades on her son’s soccer coach and who is married to a rich guy twice her age. And who is, by the way, totally lovable.
Sofia’s a tweeter (sample: “…muchos besos y abrazos!!!!!”), so I thought I’d ask her sixty-three thousand followers for questions. The problem? A recent snafu wiped out all her cell-phone data and she can’t figure out how to log on to Twitter. “Something happened in space,” she says. “That’s what the T-Mobile guy told me.”
As a backup, I ask Esquire’s Twitter followers to send in their thoughtful queries. Such as this one: “What do you think of people staring at your boobs all day?”
“Ay, but they don’t,” she says, laughing. (She is, by the way, a frequent and fantastic laugher ? as well as a great and generous winker.) Not that she’s unwilling to discuss said boobs. At one point, Sofia says, she considered breast reduction. Luckily for men’s magazine readers and ABC executives, her mom talked her out of it, saying, “God is going to punish you if you cut them.”
Someday she may tweak her eyes a bit, but she’s sworn off major surgical overhauls. “L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
Twitter: According to Wikipedia, her dad worked in the meat industry in Colombia, a big red-meat-loving country. What’s her favorite cut of beef?
“Actually, I haven’t eaten red meat for fifteen years. Because when I came to the U. S., the meat tasted really funny to me.”
Sofia arrived in Miami with its funny-tasting beef at age twenty-three. She’d been at dentistry school when she was spotted walking on a Colombian beach in a G-string, which led to a Pepsi ad and modeling gigs. She married young, had a son, and divorced. She left Colombia for fear of violence ? her older brother had been murdered in a botched kidnapping. In Miami, she hosted a series on Univision ? a Fear Factor ? like game show that paid people to, for instance, jump out of helicopters naked.
Twitter: “Since you were raised a devout Catholic in Colombia, do you find the shallowness of Hollywood hard to handle?”
Sofia says she no longer practices a strict Catholicism; her religious life is more about thanking God. “I don’t think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don’t think that’s a deal breaker for him.”
Also, presumably, God is okay with hair dyeing. Because Sofia is a natural blond. “If you see my family, you wouldn’t believe it. Everyone looks like they’re Polish. Blond with blue eyes. But I wasn’t getting any jobs in L. A. They were confused. They have this stereotype that Latin people have to look like Salma Hayek. The minute I made my hair dark, then they believed that I am Latina.”
Twitter: “What qualities do you look for in a man?”
She says it’d be nice if they could dance. “Latin guys dance. American guys don’t dance. That’s a big difference.” On the other hand, American guys “cheat less than Latin men. I think they take ? how do you say when you make a deal with somebody? Commitment. They take commitment more seriously.”
Sofia has reportedly dated Enrique Iglesias, Luis Miguel, and, briefly, Tom Cruise. Right now, she’s with a strapping businessman named Nick Loeb who recently ran (unsuccessfully) for Florida’s state senate.
Twitter: “Are you playing Smurfette in the upcoming Smurfs movie?”
No. She’s playing a perfume-company executive. But Smurfette will definitely be in the movie. (Related: My favorite tweet of Sofia’s is a photo of two Smurf dolls in the missionary position with the caption “What are they doing????!!!!!!!”)
All of a sudden Sofia’s got to go. She has only a day left in New York before flying back to L.A. to see her son, now nineteen years old. He’s named Manolo. After a character in Scarface. Really? Sofia laughs.
So many more Twitter questions. Could she stay a while longer? She laughs again.
“What, are you going to write a whole issue about me?” Wouldn’t be the worst idea.
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See? She?s f-cking adorable. I love women like Sofia, she?s amazing. I love the line, ?I don’t think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don’t think that’s a deal breaker for him.” Ha! She thinks God has ?deal breakers?. How can you not adore her? And I love love love that she called out Madonna: ?The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” Sofia hath spoken. She and Christina Hendricks are like my favorite girls now.
Photos courtesy of Esquire.
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| | Sofia Vergara's Hot Older Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’ve always loved Latinas, especially big breasted MILF hotties, so deciding to put up some pictures of Sofia Vergara’s big old boobies on the site was a pretty easy decision to make. She looks good, I have no idea how old she is, but I think that if I could
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Stepping out for a promotional appearance, Sofia Vergara was spotted attending the Disney ABC Television Group?s Summer TCA Party last night (August 1).
The super sexy Columbian chick looked lovely as she arrived at the Beverly Hilton, posing for the paparazzi in a navy blue dress with strappy heels.
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Kicking back and relaxing, Sofia Vergara was spotted sunning herself on the beach in Porto Cervo, Sardinia, Italy on Sunday (July 18).
The ?Modern Family? babe was joined by her boyfriend Nick Loeb as she laid out at the Hotel Cala di Volpe, sporting a green two-piece bikini.
As for her fabulous figure, Sofia told press her biggest weakness is her sweet tooth but she?s found an alternative to ordering dessert.
"My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts,? she confessed. Instead, Ms. Vergara resorts to lollipops. ?I am sure it's not good but it's better than ordering tiramisu, which is what I really want to do."
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| | S.S. Sofia Vergara | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I wonder how long the pap who took this picture of Sofia Vergara waited to get this money shot. You know, if they really wanted pictures of a hot chick eating phallic food, they should just drive over to my place. I sit out on my porch and deep throat hot dogs to try to get the mailman’s attention. Weird, he justs tucks his head down and throws the mail at me from the sidewalk. It’s almost like he doesn’t want to see all glorious 280 pounds of me gagging on hot dogs. I just don’t get it.
On the beach in Italy:
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| | Sofia Vergara: Making the Most of Italian Vacation | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Continuing to live it up in Italy, Sofia Vergara was spotted out with her boyfriend in Ischia on Tuesday (July 13).
Following a day at the beach the previous afternoon, the "Modern Family" beauty donned a purple ruffled maxi dress while toting a Gucci bag during a leisurely day of shopping around town.
As for showing off her bikini body to the delight of her many fans on Monday (July 12), Sofia made it clear that her overseas trip will see plenty of fun in the sun.
The Colombian actress tweeted, "This is going to be my uniform for the next 2 weeks!!! Yeeeiiii."
As for keeping fit and fine, Sofia previously told Shape magazine, "My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts. I am sure [the lollipops are] not good, but it's better than ordering tiramisu, which is what I really want to do. I am not very obsessed with dieting and working out, but I always do it. I try to do everything in moderation. With age, I realize I have to do it more and more, unfortunately."
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