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| | Eva Longoria Pimps Her Cookbook With Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Eva Longoria hit up David Letterman in half a tuxedo last night. The entire interview was just her flashing side boob and pretending her button accidentally came undone on her shirt. This was less about cooking and more about her giving me an erection. *Golf clap* Oh and you can’t forget the braying laugh either. Calm down, woman.
And what’s with her recipes anyway. When asked what she’d make if guests were to come over, she said tortilla soup and guacamole. You know. Since guac is so hard to make. Eva even gave her super secret recipe for guac which included avocados, onions, cilantro and tomatoes. My god. Restaurants like El Torito better prepare for the guacamole revolution. Eva just gave away their recipe.
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| | Eva Longoria Nipslip on Letterman | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Eva Longoria went on Letterman last night wearing the latest from Antoine Merriweather’s formal wear line to promote her new cookbook that no one will ever buy, but before you interrupt with “BORING!” and “zzzzzzzz,” you should know that halfway through the interview, her jacket button pops open and she flashes the audience. Except not really. Instead she’s just sitting there and suddenly squeals, “Ooh, my button!” and makes a big show of grabbing at her non-existent tits and clutching her jacket together to cover herself, even though nobody, including Letterman, can see anything. So basically, it’s just her shamelessly fishing for media coverage this morning with a fake nipslip, which of course now she gets because I’m a slave to pageviews. If you want to thank anybody, thank yourselves, “Natalie Portman anus” and “Demi Moore bush” googlers. Don’t pretend like you don’t know who you are.
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| | Eva Longoria's "Late Show' Wardrobe Snafu | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s been working overtime to promote her new cookbook, and last night (April 6) Eva Longoria made an appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman.?
The ?Desperate Housewives? hottie plugged ?Eva?s Kitchen? while simultaneously providing plenty of eye candy.
Eva told Dave, ?I wore a tuxedo for you. This is for you. They said ?Don?t wear a shirt, you?re going to see David.??
And when one of Longoria?s buttons popped open Letterman exclaimed, ?Oh lord. We?re going to lose our liquor license, I know it!?
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| | Eva Longoria Brings Out The Girls | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Eva Longoria seems to be everywhere these days, she must be out promoting something I know or care nothing about. First she was outside Letterman in a sexy little business short shorts and blazer combination showing off her long legs, and now here she is giving us a look at her upstairs talents. I don’t
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| | Eva Longoria at 'Good Morning America' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Eva Longoria hit up Good Morning America this morning in a simple white dress and she didn’t look half bad. A stark contrast to how she looks without makeup. Looking at Eva in the morning after waking up would be as terrifying as staring into the chasm of hell that is Paris Hilton’s mangled vagina.
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| | Eva Longoria Dresses For Success | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios
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| | Eva Longoria Says 'Good Morning America' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Bringing her beautiful smile to households all over the US, Eva Longoria appeared on ?Good Morning America? today (April 5).
The ?Desperate Housewives? actress looked beautiful as she promoted her brand new cookbook titled ?Eva?s Kitchen.?
In a recent interview, Ms. Longoria told press, ?It?s very creative for me... therapeutic. I find great comfort in cooking.?
Eva also noted that the professional cooking world has been inviting to her efforts. "They've all given me some beautiful comments. I was just overwhelmed with the outpouring of support I had from the cuisine community. They welcomed me with open arms."
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| | Eva Longoria Drops By 'The Early Show' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Stepping out for a promotional appearance, Eva Longoria was spotted at CBS Studios in New York City today (April 4).
The ?Over Her Dead Body? babe gave an interview on ?The Early Show? to plug her new cookbook titled ?Eva?s Kitchen.?
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| | Eva Longoria Takes "The Harvest" to Guadalajara | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Plugging her new documentary south of the border, Eva Longoria attended the premiere of "The Harvest" in Guadalajara, Mexico on Saturday afternoon (March 26).
With the screening being held as part of the 26th Edition of the Guadalajara International Film Festival, the "Desperate Housewives" actress executive produced the picture - which puts the spotlight on the situation facing the nearly 500,000 child migrant farm workers in the United States.
Aside from promoting "The Harvest," Eva recently opened up to Allure magazine about her divorce from ex-husband Tony Parker.
While she's since moved on with new beau Eduardo Cruz, the 36-year-old admits that the split was tough on her, as she said, "It?s been?every time I talk about it, I want to cry. It?s been hard. Very hard. I?m just trying to get through it as gracefully as possible without any drama. I?m kind of having to find new patterns because I?m not used to having?I?m used to always being on a plane and flying to a basketball game. I?m in a transition stage, settling into a new routine. And I welcome it."
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| | Eva Longoria Ditches Wedding Date Tattoo | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Keeping an eye on her uber-successful business, Eva Longoria was spotted at Beso restaurant in Los Angeles last night (March 24).
The ?Desperate Housewives? actress looked smashing in a sparkly black dress a she made her exit and walked to her car.
Noticeably absent was Eva?s wedding date tattoo that used to grace her right-hand wrist area- looks like she got it removed now that she?s not married to Tony Parker.
But Eva isn?t singing the singlehood blues; she?s been running around with Penelope Cruz?s much younger brother Eduardo.
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