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| | Lindsay Lohan's Reality Show: Coming in March! | | Added 10 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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She?s one of the most interesting celebrities of her generation, and Lindsay Lohan's OWN reality show is slated to debut in exactly two months.
?Lindsay? will hit Oprah Winfrey's airwaves on Sunday, March 9th at 10PM and it promises to be quite the wild ride.
Directed by Emmy nominee Amy Rice, the series takes a look at the ?Mean Girls? starlet?s ?journey through recovery following a very public period of crisis.?
Furthermore, Lohan will "discuss everything from her emotional recovery process to her exhausting run-ins with the paparazzi."
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| | Lindsay Lohan claims her laptop was 'stolen' at the Shanghai airport, of course | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As we covered, Lindsay Lohan was in Shanghai earlier this week for some fashion award event. I theorized that she was probably paid a decent amount (low six figures, I?m thinking) to fly to Shanghai and receive an award. There was probably the basic appearance fee, plus the organizers probably had to shell out for Lindsay?s first class plane ticket AND her first-class hotel accommodations. If I was organizing the event, I would not think it was worth it, even if Lindsay was on her best behavior. Because there is NO ?best behavior?. Lindsay lives and breathes crack drama, 24/7. So of course there was crack drama on this trip. Apparently, Lindsay?s ?laptop? was ?stolen? and now someone has their hands on lots of naked photos of the Cracken. Of course.
You want to see Lindsay Lohan naked? That’s what she’s afraid of … because we know what’s in her stolen computer.
Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she’s offering a reward for its return. In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn’t specifying how much she’ll give … she’s saying, “Whatever it takes.” Translation: A lot.
Why, you ask, is she so freaked out? We’ve learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself. She claims they’re all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released. Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.
And there’s more … We’re told Lindsay claims she has “private correspondence” from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.
We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer … so we’re guessing there are.
[From TMZ]
The only names she could come up with were ?Woody Allen? and ?Lady Gaga?? What, she?s not in constant communication with her sober friend Tom Hardy? Or her partying friend Robert Pattinson? She?s not emailing John Travolta? Just Woody and Gaga? And even then? I doubt Woody is emailing back. And LL and Gaga probably share at least one dealer.
As for the naked photos? how stupid. In any possible explanation, that?s just stupid to have a cache of naked photos OF YOURSELF on an unsecure laptop that you travel with internationally. STUPID.
Would you like some Crack Mad Libs for this situation? Of course you would. I’m doing two versions!
Option #1: The Cracken claims something has been stolen.
Lindsay Lohan threw her ___ across the ___. She was already howling: ?______!! I can?t believe I lost my ____!!? A police officer entered the ___. ?____?? he asked the Cracken. Lindsay stomped her ___ and pouted her ___ lips. ?I don?t have documentation because _____. You don?t even know how many ____ photos there are on ____. Would you like a preview?? The cop demurred. ?No, ma?am. I?m ____,? he told her. Lindsay began wailing again: ?____!?
Option #2: The Cracken’s emails to Woody Allen.
Dear Woody, I hear you have a new ___. I want to be involved! Should I ___? Or do you just want me to ___ your ___? If you don’t give me ___, I will come to your house and ____ . Kisses to Soon-Yi!!”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, LL?s Istagram.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Laptop Full of Naked Pics Was Stolen | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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While at the airport in Shanghai, China, Lindsay Lohan had her laptop full of nudes stolen. According to Lindsay, there were pictures from various photo shoots where she got naked that were never supposed to be released. There are also private conversations with famous people including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga that she doesn’t want people to know about.
She’s offered to do whatever it takes to get it back. Whatever. It. Takes. *Winks at thief* She tweeted,”It was great to be in China and I want to thank everyone for their hospitality, however someone has stolen my computer at the airport ?offering a reward for anyone who can retrieve and return it, bummer o go home without it.”
That is to say, in about a week or so, we’re going to have a bunch of topless photos of her floating around online causing Lindsay to be outraged as if it’s the first time we’ve seen her tits.
If you’re wondering what she was doing in Shanghai in the first place, Lindsay was there on Monday for the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards where she was named Fashion Idol of the Year by people who couldn’t get anyone else to show up. It was an honor.
The post Lindsay Lohan’s Laptop Full of Naked Pics Was Stolen appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Lindsay Lohan's Career Might Finally Be Getting Back On Track | | Added 10 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan being honored at something called the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards in Shanghai. So good news, everyone! If I’m doing my math right, I’m pretty sure that “showing up to a D-list foreign awards ceremony” is the last stop on the list before doing porn. So stayed tuned, because it sounds like Lindsay’s […]
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| | Lindsay Lohan in velvet Balmain at Shanghai style awards: cracked-out or cute? | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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I?m actually really pleased we got these photos in. I didn?t think we would. Lindsay Lohan was in Shanghai on Monday to receive an award at the ?2nd Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards.? Does this sound like the kind of award show that really matters in the grand scheme of things? No. Not at all. But I bet Lindsay got a free first-class ticket to Shanghai, plus a first-class suite at a fancy hotel, plus an ?appearance fee? for showing up. Plus, she got an ?award?. There are even photos of her making an acceptance speech, looking like she just won an Oscar. Ha.
For the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards, Lindsay chose this two-year-old Balmain dress in green velvet (it just photographs as a weird black). This Balmain has already been worn a few times (in 2012!), which is pretty typical. Designers aren?t sending Lindsay freebies anymore, so she either borrowed this two year old dress, or she bought it. Or she heisted it, I suppose. Her booties are Louboutins, obviously.
I?ve seen some other photos of Lindsay from this event where she looked like ten kinds of hell, but I think she looks pretty good in these photos. Not ?fresh as a daisy? but not as cracked-out as usual. She looks like she washed her face and brushed her hair, which is always a notable improvement. I can?t say I really like this turtleneck look in general, but it?s better than seeing her bits and pieces flopping around.
Incidentally, what are the drug laws like in Shanghai? No reason, I was just wondering.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Lindsay Lohan: Sohu Fashion Awards Fun! | | Added 10 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Showing some love to her Chinese fans, Lindsay Lohan showed up at the 2nd Annual Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards in Shanghai on Monday night (January 6).
The ?Georgia Rule? gal looked lovely and leggy in a black dress with massive black platform heels as she hammed it up for the press outside the big event.
Meanwhile, despite reports to the contrary, LiLo will not be putting all of her memories and experiences into a tell-all memoir.
Her mother Dina Lohan told Radar, ?To clean up a rumor, Lindsay is not writing a book at this time. My book is finished! She is supportive of my book as well as my other three children.?
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Taking to the rainy streets of New York City on Monday (December 23), Lindsay Lohan got in some last minute shopping.
Accompanied by some pals, the "Scary Movie 5" actress sported a smile, but seemed to lack pants, as she and the group went from store to store.
Meanwhile, it appears LiLo won't be getting any holiday greetings from her former friend Paris Hilton any time soon.
The socialite told reporters the red headed actress is dead to her and the two will never make up.
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| | Lindsay Lohan was a creepy, cracked-out stalker with her 18-year-old boyfriend | | Added 10 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Yay! We get to do Cracken Mad Libs today! It?s my early Christmas present to you guys. We?ll do the Crack Mad Libs at the end of the post. For now? do you remember how Lindsay was probably hooking up with Liam Neeson?s son Michael, who is only 18 years old? And do you remember how we?ve heard some variation on ?Lindsay?s dating a teenager? about thirty times since she?s been out of rehab? Well, I really do think that many of those stories are true. I think she?s been banging 18 and 19 year olds for months now, because her cracked-out mindset is still in that ?I?m 17 and super-famous!? place (when in fact she?s 27 and cracked-out). Well, Page Six has an interesting story about Lohan and her jailbait of the moment:
Lindsay Lohan has been hanging with a group of high-flying teenagers since her stint in rehab ? but even the youth crowd seems to have tired of the 27-year-old ?actress? because she?s just too ?childish.?
Sources say premature cougar Lohan even creepily crashed a recent party for the ?Rich Kids of Instagram? crowd ? where her former love interest, 18-year-old male model Morgan O?Connor, was hanging with friends ? and then ordered all the young women there to leave before locking herself in a bedroom.
?She finds out where Morgan is, then shows up and causes problems,? said a friend of the dreadlocked model, adding that Lohan was recently miffed O?Connor hadn?t returned her calls, then tracked him down and caused a scene.
?Morgan was staying at the Dream Downtown, and Lindsay showed up and found out which room he was in,? said a spy. ?She knocked on his door, came in and started bitching Morgan out. She was ordering all the girls to leave, telling one that her Balmain jeans were fake. She said she wouldn?t leave till they all left. These kids are 18.?
A witness said hotel security arrived and, ?They honestly didn?t know what to do. They assumed it was Lohan?s room.? Then, Lindsay ?called her dad and locked herself in a bedroom and wouldn?t come out,? our source said. ?It?s childish stuff. She?s chronically distraught. Every time she comes around, she causes problems. Morgan?s modeling, he?s going to the gym, working for charities ? he?s got stuff to do. He doesn?t want to be around Lindsay or her behavior.?
A source said that when Lohan subsequently spotted O?Connor ? son of Newport and Palm Beach socialite and former Town & Country covergirl Pamela O?Connor, and a face of Polo?s spring 2014 collection ? with a girl his own age at LIV in Miami, she ?ran up and kissed him, then tried to kick the girl out.?
Lohan has also been linked to model Liam Dean, 19, and Liam Neeson?s teen son Michael. O?Connor couldn?t be reached. Lohan?s rep didn?t get back to us. A Dream rep wouldn?t comment.
[From Page Six]
This story is perfection. I want to show this story to all of the people who were like ?Lindsay has changed, she?s really got her act together now!? At this point, this mess isn?t just about her sobriety ? although let?s be clear, she?s NOT sober ? it?s about the fact that she?s an immature, histrionic drama queen who can only exist if she?s in the center of some self-perpetuating crack drama.
There?s also some BS story about Lindsay wanting to ?return? to music and how a label called ?SMH Records? is interested in her. SMH = shaking my head? As in? is Lindsay being trolled? I hope so.
Cracken Mad Libs (just cut & paste in the comment section!):
Lindsay Lohan entered the ____ , looking like a _____. ?______!?? she screamed at ____. Not waiting for an answer, she ____ through the ___ until she found ____. When she came upon ___, she started squawking: ?______! ______!? Then she locked herself in the ___ and called ___. When security came for her, she _____. As security dragged her out, her last words were to a random blonde: ?Your ____ are fake.?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.
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| | Lindsay Lohan Looks Better at Just Sing It app launch event in NY | | Added 10 years ago | Source: Dickism |
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Here is Lindsay Lohan taking care of some promotional duties for the Just Sing It app launch event in New York City.
The Just Sing It App allows users to record songs or rap for friends and strangers. The singer can pick a music genre and the lyrics will appear, similar to a karaoke screen. The recipient then tries to figure out which song is being
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| | Lindsay Lohan Wants to Sing Again | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Since a resurgent film career seems about as likely as Shia Labeouf not being a douche, Lindsay is grabbing at as many professional straws as she can. Ergo, Lindsay Lohan has decided to sing again. But unlike her only single, “Confessions of a Broken Heart,” she’s looking to get into EDM because all you need is a keyboard that can pew pew pew. Right?
TMZ says she’s received advice and support from friends like Lady Gaga and Max from The Wanted. Both of whom probably giggled incessantly when they told her, “You should do it. You’d be great at it!”
The post Lindsay Lohan Wants to Sing Again appeared first on The Blemish.
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