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| | David and Victoria Beckham's latest bizarre Armani ad | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Apparently the people over at Armani have a funny idea of sexy. ?Sexy? means giant spools of thick, twisty rope. It means shiny, shiny man hair. It means flat, dead, soulless eyes. Not ceiling eyes. Serial killer eyes. Ultimately, it means the Beckhams. Because what?s the only thing that?s sexier than giant, threatening curls of rope? Posh?s collarbone, naturally. Both of which can be used as a weapon, interestingly enough.
A month after David Beckham unveiled his last underwear campaign for Emporio Armani, the footballer is back in another new advert - but this time with his wife Victoria. Following on from their first more restrained joint ad in January, the celebrity couple give us an insight to their private life as they cuddle up in their undies.
In a bizarre new image, a lingerie-clad Victoria, with a Geisha-style knot in her hair, lies astride her body oil-covered husband on top of a giant rope. Exactly what the couple are doing with the rope is unclear, but perhaps it’s just as well we don’t find out. In solo shots for the Italian designer last month, the 34-year-old athlete posed provocatively with the same rope wrapped around his toned body and six pack.
As well as the rope’s return, it appears Victoria’s former 34DD bust is back too. Wearing little more than a black bra and knicker set, the former Spice Girl, 35, appears back to her busty best in the cleavage-heavy shots. Posh was reported to have undergone a breast reduction operation down to a 34B in May - the same month these latest shots were taken.
In another new shot for Armani’s new autumn/winter underwear collection, the couple lie beside each other in predatory semi-crouching positions as David hangs off a metal rail. Instead of her brunette bob, Victoria goes for the Cleopatra look with her plaited fake ponytail on the crowd of her head and her dramatic eye make-up. The new shots bring the couple closer than their previous ad, which shows Victoria sitting on the floor, while her husband lay on the bed.
[From the Daily Mail]
To be fair, I don?t think the Daily Mail has ever written a single article that discussed someone?s appearance in a positive light. Someone?s either too fat, or if they lose weight they?re anorexic, if they?re sporting more than a teeny, tiny baby bump they?re ?heavily? pregnant. Let?s not forget their epic series of articles tearing apart female celebrities disgusting knees. If someone looks good, they?re criticized for airbrushing, and if they look bad, the Mail will pull in an expert surgeon to give advice on what they need to have done. It?s never-ending.
All that said, Posh and Becks look like the undead. Assuming the undead are very, very sexy of course. But no way would I want to see David Beckham in his underwear sporting zombie eyes. I don?t care how good he looks ? he also looks like he wants to eat your soul. Do you really want that? David Beckham noshing on your soul? Sexy indeed.
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| | Victoria Beckham has breast reduction | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Victoria Beckham ballooned up to 34DD with two surgeries. Today the Daily Mail claims she had another surgery three weeks ago. This time to remove her implants bringing her down to a natural 34B. A source said Victoria has wanted this for a while to shed her old image as a big haired, big boobed, fake tanned WAG. Victoria’s spokesperson declined to comment.
When asked for comment, David Beckham fell down to his knees, shook his fists at god and screamed, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
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| | Victoria Beckham Gets Breast Implant Reduction | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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You might have noticed that there was something different about Victoria Beckham lately if you actually gave a shit about Victoria Beckham. Fortunately, British tabloids are here to illuminate those of us who don’t care. The Sun says
Posh, 35, saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job last month and had a set of implants removed to make her a smaller 34B… because she was sick of her busty WAG look.
Ex-Spice Girl Victoria had her first boob job in 1999, when a London clinic increased her bust from its natural size of 34A to 34D. Further surgery two years later took her to a 34DD.
A, D, double D, B… crooked letter crooked letter I, humpback humpback I. Yep, I’m pretty sure you just spelled Mississippi.
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| | Did Victoria Beckham get her double-D implants taken out? | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Note: The picture of Beckham with a smaller looking chest is on The Sun. This one is from 6/10. Credit: WENN.com
Was it really any secret that Victoria Beckham has had her boobs done? Not only has that always been the consensus - in my mind - but Posh seems to have gotten the worst, most fake-looking implants around. Lainey (at LaineyGossip) refers to them as ?Concrete T-ts?, which I think aptly describes the look. They didn?t even look like they moved at all, they just seemed like hard cylindrical globes attached to her small frame.
Posh may have heard our complaints, and decided to take action. Either that, or she thought her allegedly double-D implants didn?t fit in with the ?upmarket? (re: ?small-boobed Vogue-friendly fashion-forward?) look she?s now trying to go for. According to The Sun, Posh recently had her double-D implant taken out and has now gone down to a 34B. First, let me say that I don?t really think Posh?s implants were double-Ds. I have natural double-Ds, and Posh wasn?t anywhere near my size. I?d put her implants in the full-C or maybe small-D range. Secondly, I can?t wait to see Posh with natural boobs! Hurray!
Victoria Beckham had an op to reduce her Double D boobs - because she was sick of her busty WAG look.
Posh, 35, felt her mega chest didn’t fit in with her new role as an upmarket fashion designer and mum of three.
So she saw a Los Angeles surgeon for her third boob job last month and had a set of implants removed to make her a smaller 34B.
She is now recovering in France with soccer star hubby DAVID, 34, and their sons BROOKLYN, ten, ROMEO, six, and four-year-old CRUZ.
A source said: “Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days.?
“She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.”
Ex-Spice Girl Victoria had her first boob job in 1999, when a London clinic increased her bust from its natural size of 34A to 34D.
Further surgery two years later took her to a 34DD. Posh hid her chest with a hand as she arrived in the French Riviera to recuperate following her latest operation.
The mum, who has also swapped her fake orange tan for a more natural pale look, plans a two-week holiday before returning to LA. Last night her spokesman declined to comment.
[From The Sun]
?WAG? is the acronym the British papers have use incessantly for ?wives and girlfriends?, generally meaning the trophy girls of Britain?s sportsmen. I hate the term, it seems demeaning. Anyway, I totally buy that Posh get her implants taken out, and I buy that she probably had the surgery for fashion and image reasons rather than because everybody thinking her implants looked terrible. But did she take out her implants because she and David are going to try to get pregnant again? David just told a journalist this week that he was dreaming of a daughter. I?d love it if Posh got pregnant again - and I think the tabloids would like it too, which should be an added bonus for Posh.
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| | Posh is Still Delightfully Insane | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Okay, I know I’ve said this before (repeatedly) but I don’t think I can ever say enough about how much I adore the way Posh is so completely out of her goddamn mind. I honestly can’t tell you what’s going on in these pictures — I have no idea where Victoria Beckham thinks she’s going in a see through top with a tutu-ish skirt and the stripper version of ballet slippers — but I like to think that at some point it will involve a burlesque version of Swan Lake.
Leaving her hotel in London:
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| | Victoria Beckham Photographed With Severe Acne Breakout | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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It’s a barefaced Victoria Beckham in Beverly Hills on Wednesday! She can afford $2 million+ worth of handbags but not Proactiv?
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| | Posh is So Crazy | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Hi guys, it’s Sarah today. There’s really nothing going on except for more of the same crap about Jon & Kate and Miss Homophobic California, and I would imagine you guys are at least as sick and tired of those people and their boring bullshit as I am. So let’s take a minute to talk about Victoria Beckham and wtf she was wearing to fly into Heathrow, shall we?
God, I love how crazy Posh is. I love how she looks like an orange android and dresses like she’s from a 1992 music video set 180 years in the future. Normal people wear pajamas on airplanes, or maybe some yoga pants if they’re feeling fancy. Posh? Yeah, she’s dressed like what would happen if Elton John designed a militaristic Barbie doll for some kind of “support the troops” charity and then some Weird Science shit happened and it came to life. Only angrier. I love it all. Also, I suspect at least one of her boys is folded up and packed neatly away in that ginormous bag. I mean c’mon, Cruz would fit in there for sure, at least.
The only thing I’m not loving right now is how skinny she’s looking. She’s always been wee, because everybody knows she only believes in, like, Diet Coke and salad… but she’s starting to look a little rickety, especially around the wrists and collarbone. Eat a sandwich, Posh. Hell, even a Lean Cuisine. Eat something. You can’t waste away and leave me without the sparkle of your insanity to brighten my days, you heartless monster!
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| | Victoria Beckham says her family is staying in LA | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Victoria Beckham has a new interview in the latest edition of Hello! Magazine. The 35 year-old clothing designer and model for Armani underwear says that contrary to rumors, her family is staying put in LA. It was widely reported that Victoria, her husband David and their three children would pick up stakes and move to Milan for David’s soccer career. He’s now on loan from the LA Galaxy team to Milan and it was thought that Victoria and their boys would join him there permanently. It’s not true that they’re moving, Victoria maintains, and says that her family loves it in LA and isn’t about to leave:
There has been a lot of talk about you and David buying a house in Milan…
“There’s no truth to that whatsoever. So many people have been coming up to me saying, ‘I hear you’re moving…’ but we’re not - we’re staying in LA. It has been great for David being in Milan, and we’ve all enjoyed spending time there - I’m going over there in a couple of days to see him. He’s coming back to the States in June, though - he has his first game in New York on the 16th of July, which he is very excited about.”
So you’re still very much a California girl?
“You know, LA is our home and the boys are happy. We’re not looking for a house in Milan - I don’t know where that story came from. The last thing I want is another house!”
Victoria also talks about how she keeps her relationship strong when she’s apart from David, and about their plans for global style domination:
With you and David both so busy, what’s the secret to keeping your relationship so strong?
“We are parents, best friends, and soulmates, and we appreciate the time we spend together. We spend hours on the phone when we’re apart. David has loved spending time playing football with AC Milan, but we’re all really excited about being together again in June.”
What’s the next project we can look forward to?
“Just this week we announced two significant steps forward in the growth of our brand. We signed a multi-year manufacturing deal for the sunglasses with the British eyewear firm Cutler and Gross, which is great. We’re also taking control of all denim production and distribution, so all of the Victoria Beckham denim will be handled in-house at the brand’s London headquarters. This structure has worked so well with the dresses so I am excited about pushing and exploring the future development and opportunities for the denim.”
[From Hello Magazine, print edition, May 19, 2009]
Posh really has that marketing speak down, and you can tell why she’s so successful in the fashion business. She also covers how she prepared for her Armani shoot, saying she works out every day still and that “I started running four to five miles a day, and focused on eating healthily.” She says she felt confident posing in her underwear and that “as a 35-year-old mother of three, I’m looking okay.” Such false modesty from the super thin Victoria. At least she’s eating and exercising it off instead of not eating at all. Now that we know the Beckhams will remain in LA we can rest assured that there will continue to be a flood of paparazzi photos of Posh showing off those tiny legs in outrageous outfits and wild shoes. She’s not my favorite celebrity, but I have to say that she does her job well and keeps us talking about her.
Photos of Posh are from 5/7/09 at Heathrow and the 5/6/09 unveiling of her Armani ad. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Victoria Beckham Reveals Underwear | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Victoria Beckham reveals some underwear to us. Sadly, she's not wearing it, but instead Victoria is helping to launch the campaign for Emporio Armani. I've always thought the singer and model was pretty cute to look at, but I know not everybody thinks that way. That's okay, though, because it gives me less competition for the hottie. More Victoria Beckham for me!
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| | Victoria Beckham is finally going to a gym | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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The fact that Victoria Beckham’s into her body and her image might not be news, but going to the gym certainly is. In the past, Victoria has said that she can’t work out because she’s not willing to wear anything but high heels: “I have joined a gym but I can’t bring myself to start. Obviously working out is important - well, I don’t. What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.”
Victoria just turned 35, and it seems that she’s feeling the pressure to stay fit and youthful. There were rumors that Anne Hathaway will be replacing Victoria as the face of Marc Jacobs, and her Armani ads were widely regarded as a cry of “look at me!” With fashion trends moving away from stick-thin to athletic, Victoria is having to change for the times - and for her body.
The former Spice Girl ? who turned 35 earlier this month ? is reportedly terrified about getting older and is doing everything she can to stop time taking its toll.
A source said: ?Victoria really felt that 35 was a turning point. Since moving to Los Angeles in 2007, she been surrounded by young Hollywood stars and she wants to keep up with them.?
The mother-of-three ? whose soccer star husband David is currently living in Italy while he plays for AC Milan ? has rejoined her exclusive old gym, which also boasts a luxurious spa.
The source added: ?Victoria was working out at home with David. But now he?s in Milan, she hates working out alone. So she rejoined the gym.
?She seems to be asking for more treatments ? she has more treatments than any other member.?
Victoria, who has always believed in eating healthily, is also now even stricter with her diet.
The source revealed to Britain?s Star magazine: ?Her diet consists mostly of fish and vegetables. She works hard at it every single day. She knows she?s getting older, so is very particular about what she eats. She also drinks lots of water ? at least two litres a day. It?s great for her skin and it helps keep her body from holding on to sodium, which makes it look bloated.?
[from Hollywood Rag]
Working out with David Beckham, whether he’s your husband or not, must give you a little bit of an inferiority complex. My boyfriend is the captain of his crew team, and though I wouldn’t call myself a couch potato, I feel like one whenever we work out together. And this is David Beckham we’re talking about.
Considering how anti-exercise Posh has been in the past (she has also said that she micro-manages what she eats, though denies an eating disorder), you wonder what it was that really inspired her to get fit. Maybe someone finally explained to her that being thin does not equal being healthy.
Here?s Victoria Beckham taking her sons Romeo Beckham And Cruz Beckham shopping at The Grove in West LA on April 18th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .
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