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| Star: Katy Perry and Russell Brand will divorce within four months | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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 From the very beginning of their whirlwind courtship, Katy Perry and Russell Brand gave off vibes of knowing they were working against the odds of a successful long-term pairing. Still, they persisted in a quickie marriage before Russell returned to his movie star career, and Katy departed for a nine-month, candy-themed, pop-star tour. Naturally, subsequent issues have arisen. He doesn’t like that she still smokes and parties without him, and she worries that he will cheat during her tour. Hence the rumors that they were already seeking couple therapy three months in because, essentially, they got married when they had a free weekend and then resumed their own respective life paths. Naturally, it didn’t help matters that Russell got deported from Japan during one of their rare shagging opportunities. And perhaps it really was a bad omen when Katy developed a mysterious rash during their honeymoon. Whatever the ultimate cause (and I suspect that there are indeed many), Star predicts that tensions (and distance) between the couple are so high that they’ll be divorced before their marriage hits the one-year mark.
Any long-distance relationship is hard. Now imagine photos of your far-away husband holding hands with a mystery blonde splashed around the globe! That’s exactly what happened to Katy Perry when pics surfaced of her husband of eight months, Russell Brand, looking very chummy with a woman on the set of his new movie, Rock of Ages. The woman is reportedly a stylist on the film and a platonic friend, but it’s just the latest issue for a couple who have seen each other only a handful of times during the past four months and are leading separate lives.
And things are not getting better. Katy and Russell will spend only four days together in the next six months, Star has learned. “Neither of them thought about the crushing reality of their demanding careers or the effect it would have on the marriage,” a mutual friend tells Star exclusively. “They love each other, but they’re barely ever together.” That has raised questions about whether the marriage can survive.
Just recently, they managed to carve out a rare three days together in Miami, where Russell is living as he films his movie, costarring Julianne Hough and Tom Cruise. Katy’s schedule is no less hectic. After performing in the Bahamas, she was thrilled to have a brief break in her grueling California Dreams tour, which began in February and has recently been extended through November.
Their blissful weekend was agonizingly short for the newlyweds, and their jam-packed calendars are only getting worse. Indeed, their marital home in Los Feliz, Calif., hasn’t been occupied for along time, leading Katy to wonder if they even have a marriage at all, says a source. But neither Katy nor Russell is giving up yet — and they just purchased a $6.5 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills, despite the fact that they will rarely be there together. On top of that, there’s the issue of that recent photograph. “Katy wants to save the marriage, but she is starting to think that if she’s not physically there, Russell will be cozying up to other girls because he’s a guy who needs human contact and reassurance.”
Oceans and overseas concerts aren’t the only things driving a wedge between the colorful couple. Many close to Katy worry that impulsive Russell rushed her into marriage, only to default on his promises. “It was all Russell’s doing,” a mutual friend says of Katy and Rusell’s whirlwind romance. “He is a recovering addict and in love with the idea of being in love. He told her that they’d overcome any obstacle. Katy’s actually very young and impressionable compared to him, so when he said, ‘Let’s get married! What could possibly go wrong, we’re so in love!’ she was totally taken in.”
[From Star, print edition, July 18, 2011]
This story seems to piggyback upon all of the previous questions about this marriage with the flimsy fact that Russell was being platonically (for him) affectionate on the set of Rock of Ages. Do I think that he’s banging this stylist? No. Do I think he’ll eventually bang someone other than Katy? Yep.
Other than Russell’s notorious shagging reputation (which, honestly, he seems to have curbed), the distance seems to be the real issue at hand here. While I don’t think that the situation is extreme enough that Katy and Russell will divorce within the next four months, I think there might be some regrets on Katy’s end. Certainly, they were both aware of the fact that they’d spend a great deal of time apart, but it’s always different when you’re actually going through it. If these two are right for each other, they’ll work it out, but we all know that’s probably not the case. Still, I think Katy’s probably too stubborn at this point to reveal to the public that she married (the wrong guy) too quickly, so she’ll probably hang on for at least another year or so. I mean, if they’re already physically “separated,” what use to her is a divorce at this point? Now, when (and if) they actually start spending time together, then they’ll figure out whether or not they get along well enough to remain married.
Now, I’m going to go off on a slight tangent. To compare (in the very vaguest sense of the word) Katy and Russell’s situation to a military marriage, a lot of couples can endure lengthy deployments and mobilizations, but it’s the reunion period that causes even more marital tension. Similarly, Japan’s so-called “Retired Husband Syndrome” also illustrates that a marriage can be tested by time apart, but the real definitive element exists in how the couple handles their newly acquired time together. And when this happens for the couple in question, perhaps it will then be time for Russell to realize that Katy is not so endlessly fascinating after all.
Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures
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| Katy Perry & Russell Brand: Central Park Cruisin' Couple | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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 Back by her man's side after launching her "Purr" perfume in Toronto the previous night, Katy Perry hopped aboard her trusty two-wheeler for a Friday afternoon (July 1) cruise with Russell Brand in New York City.
The "Last Friday Night" singer and her comedic actor hubby grabbed up lunch at St. Ambroeus in the West Village before pedaling over to Central Park as Katy happily tweeted, "T.G.I.F!".
Meanwhile, Russell has been keeping up with his joking ways on Twitter, as he recently joined in on the "Transformers" frenzy with a laugh-out-loud post addressed to his "mum".
The 36-year-old wrote, "Mum, my car just turned into a robot and claimed to be engaged in an intergalactic war with other car-robots. Send condoms."
On another note, it sounds as if Mr Brand and Miss Perry are set to live in quite the luxurious digs, as recent reports tell that the pair just purchased an impressive $6.5 million abode located in Hollywood Hills. Must be nice!
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| Redheaded Katy Perry's Toronto "Purr" Launch | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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 Situated north of the border, Katy Perry celebrated the launch of her debut fragrance "Purr" in Toronto on Thursday (June 30).
Rocking her newly reddened coif, the "Firework" singer was in cheerful spirits as she greeted and signed autographs for her many mans at the Sears in Eaton Centre.
Miss Perry, 28, made sure to update her millions of followers on her doings, as she tweeted prior to the event, "On my way to launch PURR in TORONTO! FINALLY CA has PURR avail to them! P.s. If u see a ginger haired girl that looks like me, it's me! #yay"
Previously describing her fragrance offering, Katy told press, ?It?s very sweet. It?s kind of like the Goldilocks of perfume - it?s not too much. It?s not too forgettable. It?s just right."
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| Katy Perry Slams Anonymous Star | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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 Katy Perry ranted to Rolling Stone that when she first came to LA, she met two of her favorite artists. One being Gwen Stefani who was gracious and wonderful and the other being a person Katy won’t name because she called her a c**t.
“It ruined my dreams of that person, the c**t, and I will always be a fan of the person who was gracious.”
And Perry admits the encounter made her realize how important it is to be pleasant and grateful when meeting fans – no matter how she feels. [StarPulse]
In the anonymous star’s defense, non-famous people are disgusting. They do their own hair and makeup, often times don’t wear designer anything and they always smell like despair.
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| Katy Perry Celebrates at Gay Pride Parade | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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 Rejoicing in the New York State decision to allow gay marriage, Katy Perry took to her Twitter page to post her pride.
The ?Firework? songstress looked to be in great spirits as she waved a rainbow flag and posed with a bunch of gay marriage supporters.
And it sounds like Katy has been dealing with some hair color drama ever since she decided to lighten her black coif.
She tweeted, ?So I didn?t get to the exact color I wanted from being black for so long! 2get to goal I have 2b GINGER for 3WKS #paybackfromGINGERGodsFML!"
?If I don?t wait 3wks, I?ll end up w/no hair or a #pixie90scutw/abarretteinthefront It?s okay, I?ll get to my secret color(s) soon! #patience.?
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| Katy Perry In A Bikini For Rolling Stone | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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 Here’s hipster hottie Katy Perry sexing it up in the pages of Rolling Stone magazine. I don’t care what magazine it’s in, I’m just happy they convinced her to flash those big hipster breasts in a bikini. Of course she can’t just show them off like a normal woman, she has to throw in a
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| Katy Perry in Rolling Stone | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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 Katy Perry’s boobs are on the cover of Rolling Stone again (her first cover was way better, BTW), and this time, the shtick is that her boobs are supposed to be Hershey’s Kisses. For those of you keeping score, she’s dressed her tits up like cupcakes, lollipops, cans of whipped cream, eyes, and now Hershey’s Kisses. To say this cooze is a one-trick pony would be an insult to trick ponies everywhere.
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| Katy Perry Is in Rolling Stone Again | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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 Rolling Stone brought back Katy Perry again for no other reason than to take pictures of her breasts. This time in costume as two Hershey Kisses. Oh and here’s the requisite tit quote which is s a rehash from other interviews she’s done.
It took Perry a while to learn to embrace her body. “I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11,” she says. “And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!’ I was a lot more rectangular then. I didn’t understand my body. Someone in sixth grade called me ‘Over-the-shoulder boulder holder.’ I didn’t know I could use them. So, what I did was, I started taping them down. How long did I tape them down for? Probably until I was about 19. And, no, I don’t have any psychological pain because of it.” [Rolling Stone]
Taping down your amazing breasts until you’re 19 is a travesty. If only Katy Perry knew about the support group that teaches hot girls how to feel comfortable with their huge boobs which meets every Saturday in my bedroom. Don’t ask why they’re only allowed to be in their bra and panties. It’s part of the program. Look, do you want to be cured or not?
Sorry for the low quality pictures. Hopefully HQ ones make their way online soon.
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| Katy Perry is Very Fancy | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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 Once someone is hit with fame, they lose perspective. The extravagant becomes the mundane. This usually happens when people have millions of dollars and their ass kissed every other day.
In un
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| Katy Perry Makes Sexy Faces' Sort Of | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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 Katy Perry takes advantage of a lot of stupid photo opportunities, but I’ve got to say this time, I kind of like it. If you’ve been on the internet for more than five minutes of your life, you know what I’m talking about. Obviously this shot is just taken out of context, there’s nothing weird
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