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| | Michelle Rodriguez ruins weddings | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Never invite Michelle Rodriguez to a wedding. Her best friend and manager, Giancarlo Chersich, made that mistake and all his guests paid the price.
Page Six says that at the welcome dinner at Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic, Rodriguez began pushing fully clothed guests into the pool. The following night, she called the stripper at the bachelorette party fat and said he had a small — Page Six bleeps this part out but I assume — penis. The fun didn’t stop there for the stripper though.
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. “That’s bull[bleep],” the sexy star yelled. “He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party.”
As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-be’s face, Rodriguez yelled, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.” She left in a huff.
Rodriguez seems to be able to be pissed off easily. If she were to run over a kid with her car, she’d step out and yell at them for not avoiding her car fast enough. You could spread peanut butter on a sandwich and she’d yell at you for doing it the wrong way and it’d somehow turn into you being a bigot. So if you want to have fun, don’t invite Michelle Rodriguez. But, if you want to ruin a joyous occasion, then by all means, invite her.
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| | Butchies Gone Wild | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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Michelle Rodriguez must have not gotten her usual daily dose of twatty milk while at a friend's four-day wedding in the Dominican Republic this weekend, because the dyke went "polar bear stalking" nuts!
Page Six says that at the welcome dinner, the bodybuilder bulldog pushed fully-clothed guests into the pool for jizz and giggles. WELCOME! Here's a mouth full of chlorine. Yay! At the bachelorette party the next night, MRod got her peen lips in a twist over the stripper. She reportedly screamed that the wang dancer was "fat and had a small dick." Before she stomped off to find a cunt to bump, she yelled, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me."
MRod doesn't like her dicks in size tiny. She likes her dicks turned inside out and pushed into the crotch with a fat clit attached.
MRod needs a career change! She needs to go from angry lezzie in movies to angry lezzie at weddings! Most of the weddings I have been to would've been so much better with a mouthy dyke going on about small dicks! MRod will work for Jack and snatch.
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| | Michelle Rodriguez flips out at bachelorette party | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Michelle Rodriguez is not known for having a steady temper. She was arrested for DUIs in both 2004 and 2005, and in 2005 had to spend five days in jail for the offense. She had to serve even more time in 2008 for further violations. At the scene of the first arrest, she reportedly screamed at an officer, “I don’t [expletive] belong here! Why don’t you just put a gun to my head and shoot me!” She also has a habit of blaming things on everyone and everything but herself. She claimed that the screaming at the officer was due to steroids for her allergies, and the DUI itself was not valid because she was driving under the speed limit.
The point is, Michelle has a temper. And at a bachelorette party in the Dominican Republic for her best friend and manager Giancarlo Chersich, she flipped out at a stripper who gyrated in front of the kneeling bride-to-be and screamed that the stripper was “fat and had a small [you know what].” The night before, she had shoved some wedding guests into the pool near the dining area.
At the welcome dinner at the Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic, Rodriguez pushed fully clothed guests into the pool. The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was “fat and had a small [bleep].”
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. “That’s bull[bleep],” the sexy star yelled. “He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party.”
As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-be’s face, Rodriguez yelled, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.” She left in a huff.
On the wedding day, Rodriguez made an angelic bridesmaid in her lilac chiffon-and-silk, empire-waist gown — but that lasted only as long as the church ceremony. The star went to the reception sporting skinny jeans and a tank top and danced till the wee hours with men and women alike.
[From Page Six]
This is what we call anger management issues. The groom is her best friend and manager, so he supposedly knows what he’s in for when he invites her to a wedding. But you’d think she’d try to keep her anger in check for just a few days. Guests should come away from a wedding with memories of the happy couple, not that crazy bridesmaid who threw people into the pool. The article also reports that she dressed in jeans for the reception, but doesn’t say if she was the only one to change into more casual clothes. Somehow I would believe it if everyone else was in formal gowns.
Here?s Michelle signs autographs as she arrives outside a Hollywood studio for a TV show taping in Los Angeles on March 31st. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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| | Michelle Rodriguez Promo Pictures are Actually Hot! | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Michelle Rodriguez can actually be hot when she tries hard enough. The actress comes and goes as far as hotness is concerned. These pictures of Michelle from the Fast and Furious promo shoot look actually really kind of hot. I've always thought she had an inner hottie, and these pictures kind of prove that point. I especially enjoy Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini, but I won't be too picky. With as drunk as I hear she can get, I bet I could score some action with Michelle, and that might actually be what the doctor ordered to make my day.
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She’s used to the swanky Hollywood scene, but yesterday Michelle Rodriguez was a long way from the Tinseltown treatment as she picked up trash on the side of the road.
The “Fast and the Furious” actress was spotted sporting an orange safety vest and hard hat as she toted large bags of garbage along the Los Angeles freeways.
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