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Good news: Sienna Miller finally found a guy who isn’t married. Not so great news: He calls himself Slinky Wizard. Sad news: This means he’s legally retarded. Better news: Sienna Miller is in a bikini. Even better news: Since he’s legally retarded, he might drown if he falls into the ocean leaving Sienna single and horny. Best news: She might let me have sex with her.
This story turned out to be quite the emotional roller coaster, didn’t it. I had to fan myself to keep from fainting while typing that. Thankfully it ended with the possibility of a celebrity sleeping with me as I think most stories should.
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| | Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures | | Added 15 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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We all know that Sienna Miller is hot as f@#k so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that seeing her in her bikini in Ibiza could possibly catapult teenage boys into manhood. I’m already a man and I feel like I’ve just had a second case of puberty, I’m not sure how that
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| | Sienna Miller makes out with new boyfriend Slinky Wizard in Ibiza | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Sienna Miller?s got a new boyfriend! And his name is Slinky Wizard. Back on Wednesday, we identified Slinky Wizard?s real name as George Baker, but it looks like his real name is George Barker. Unfortunately, lots of sources are still using ?Baker?. Anyway, Sienna and Slinky (couple name: Slinka) are vacationing together in Ibiza, Spain. The photos seem to be taken all over the place - Sienna partying on a yacht, on the docks, at a beachside caf. Slinky is in most of the pictures, and at one point they?re even making out for the cameras. I guess Sienna?s message is ?eat that, Balthy.? To which Rosetta Getty probably says, ?Haha, I won, loser? to Sienna.
So, Sienna Miller in a white bikini. Meh. I always forget how skinny Sienna is. I get that she?s petite and all, but doesn?t she look rather emaciated in some of these pictures? Other than that, she looks pretty good. Good tan, great sun-kissed blonde hair with no product. There. I said something nice, okay?
As for Slinky, I don?t know what to make of him. He?s wearing an old-school Pink visor in some of these photos, which makes me think he might be a little fey. I wouldn?t really call him handsome, but he?s not bad-looking. Tall guy, with a decent body that hasn?t seen a gym in a while. I guess we should all be breathing a sigh of relief, ?At least he?s not married?? But you know Sienna. She?ll dump Slinky in a heartbeat as soon as something better (married?) comes along.
By the way, do you think Sienna calls him ?Slinky? in bed?
Here?s Sienna and Slinky on holiday in Ibiza yesterday. Images thanks to INF Photo.
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| | Sienna Miller: Boating with Her New Beau | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Getting in some much needed relaxation following a long stretch of promotional duties, Sienna Miller was spotted enjoying a boat trip with her new beau in Ibiza on Thursday (August 13).
The “G.I Joe” hottie wasn’t shy about showing off her bikini body, as she smooched boyfriend George Baker in between dips in the water while sporting a skimy white two-piece swimsuit.
As previously reported by Gossip Center, Miss Miller has already taken her new beau to meet the family, with an insider telling press, “Sienna and George are really quite besotted. They haven’t been dating for long but decided to just go for it and get away for a sunshine break. Sienna and her sister Natasha had organized a surprise 50th birthday for [stepmom] Kelly, and Si invited George along too so they could meet informally over a glass of bubbly or three.”
“George seemed pretty nervous about meeting the family but it went really well, and he was utterly charming to everyone. Her friends have given him the thumbs-up, and reckon he’s a vast improvement on some of her previous conquests.”
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Enjoying some downtime following her intense publicity tour for “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” Sienna Miller was spotted chilling out in Ibiza, Spain today (August 13).
The “Factory Girl” actress looked to be having a marvelous time as she enjoyed a few drinks and conversation with some friends at an outdoor bar.
And it sounds like Sienna and her new flame George Baker are already getting serious, as she has taken him to meet her family.
An insider told press, “Sienna and George are really quite besotted. They haven’t been dating for long but decided to just go for it and get away for a sunshine break. Sienna and her sister Natasha had organized a surprise 50th birthday for [stepmom] Kelly, and Si invited George along too so they could meet informally over a glass of bubbly or three.”
“George seemed pretty nervous about meeting the family but it went really well, and he was utterly charming to everyone. Her friends have given him the thumbs-up, and reckon he’s a vast improvement on some of her previous conquests.”
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| | Sienna Miller: Ready for a New Relationship? | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Looking as if she may be moving forward in her quest for love, Sienna Miller is reportedly dating a DJ named George Barker.
Also known by his stage name of Slinky Wizard, the twosome are reportedly planning a holiday together after hitting it during a recent outing.
“Sienna and George is still a pretty casual, low-rent thing but they’re both really happy,” a source told the Daily Mirror.
The insider adds, “George is a good, all-round guy and they have friends in common. He’s not famous and isn’t interested in fame. He’s also single which is a massive coup. George is really into his music and has been introducing Sienna to new stuff, and even given her a go on his decks. They’ve talked about a holiday together and Ibiza has been discussed. It’s early days but things are looking great.”
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| | Sienna Miller's got a new unmarried boyfriend named 'slinky Wizard' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend, and from what I can tell, he isn?t married. The guy is 27-year-old George Baker, also known as Slinky Wizard. He?s a deejay! Allegedly, they met last month, and have been meeting secretly since. When I tried to google him, all I could find was pictures of this old dude named George Baker, references to The Mentalist?s Simon Baker, and stuff about Slinkys. So, congratulations, Slinky Wizard! You have arrived.
HER love life is highly-publicised. But Sienna Miller’s latest relationship is set to make headlines for a totally different reason.
The G.I. Joe beauty, who has been on a worldwide promotional tour for the new movie, is reportedly dating a man known as Slinky Wizard.
The 27-year-old starlet has been seen enjoying intimate dates with George Barker, a “psychedelic trance” DJ, who insists his friends call him by the name of his alter-ego.
She is said to have met him earlier this year and took him to the Secret Garden Party music festival last month. Since then, the pair have reportedly been meeting in secret and are considering taking a holiday together.
A source revealed: “Sienna and George is still a pretty casual, low-rent thing but they’re both really happy. George is a good, all-round guy and they have friends in common. He’s not famous and isn’t interested in fame.?
“They’ve talked about a holiday together and Ibiza has been discussed.”
[From OK! Magazine UK]
I actually don?t buy this for a minute. I think Sienna and Balthazar Getty are just taking a little break while she promotes G.I. Joe around the world. My guess is that as soon as the publicity tour is over, she and Balthy will be on another topless vacation. Sienna recently talked about the situation with Balthy in her GQ UK cover interview. She admitted that the year-long affair ?probably looked awful? but she also claims that she?s been single for a year. Perhaps Sienna is a wee bit of a liar? Or perhaps she just thinks we?re that stupid. She also admitted: “I probably seem like not a particularly nice person, not a girl’s girl. I do think sometimes people get morally superior without understanding situations? And the situation I got into was not ideal, but it happened and if I could go back and be more responsible, I would.” Sienna claims she?s ?always kind of done exactly what my instincts said. I have a good brain on me, but I’ve never really used it when it came to making decisions about love, which has been a blessing and a curse.” Who thinks that Sienna?s whole life is a blessing and a curse? Ten bucks says she?ll be topless with Balthy within a month.
Here?s Sienna Miller at the Los Angeles Screening of ‘G.I.JOE: The Rise of Cobra’ on August 6th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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| | Sienna Miller Wants to Be Like Johnny Depp | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Ready for a flight out of town, Sienna Miller braved the windy weather as she made her way through LAX Airport on Friday afternoon (August 7).
Fresh off of lengthy “G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra” promotions, Miss Miller looked relaxed in a casual grey top and jeans as she headed to the security checkpoint ahead of her outbound flight.
And while she’s certainly had her fair share of tabloid face time, Sienna recently revealed her aspirations to be more like Johnny Depp when it comes to media coverage.
She tells, “The truth is, if you’re a man it is a lot easier. I would love to be, you know, Johnny Depp. Be a great actor and do great choices and be very private, I would love that. But it’s just not – well, you become a target for a certain kind of attention, and it’s hard to shake.”
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Continuing her seemingly endless promotion, Sienna Miller was spotted hamming it up at a special screening of her new film “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” last night (August 6).
The “Factory Girl” actress joined talk show host Jimmy Kimmel in getting a bird’s eye view of the scene by hopping into a “Super Cage” and being hoisted above the crowd.
Miss Miller and Channing Tatum will be hitting theaters all over the country today as the flick hits box offices nationwide.
And with the massive press tour she’s done, there’s no doubt Sienna has high hopes for “G.I. Joe” to give her career a much-needed boost.
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| | S.S. Sienna Miller in British GQ | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Sienna Miller gets in touch with nature in next month’s issue of British GQ, posing provocatively in a field and caressing an American Saddlebred. It begs the inevitable question — “given the chance, would Sienna Miller do it with a horse?” Yes. Yes, she would. But only if it was married. Sienna Miller has her standards, you know!
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