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| | Brooke Hogan Transformed Into Fantasy Woman For Album Artwork | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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This is the genuine artwork for Brooke Hogan’s second album, The Redemption, as unveiled on her official website.Apparently not even airbrushing can make Brooke attractive to the human eye so her CD will carry a sketch loosely based on Hulk’s 19-year-old daughter.The image - a blend of 80s fantasy rock album cover meets Mills & Boon - gives the singer delicately chiseled features, an impossibly ripped body and a pair of angel wings.
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| | Brooke Hogan in a Sports Bra | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Now, whether or not you think Brooke Hogan is hot is beside the point. If she's gonna show you some breast, you can't be rude and not look. I personally think Brooke has a face that even a mother couldn't love, but I will gladly check out that body and those titties! They are pretty damn nice! I wonder how many people dress like that at McDonald's. Apparently I need to start eating crap like that again if people with bodies like Brooke Hogan wear only sports bras!
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| | Brooke Hogan Visits McDonald's! | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Hulk Hogan?s dumb daughter Brooke Hogan with her big fake tits stuffed into a nice little sports bra, was spotted getting a calorie-filled soda with a girlfriend at a McDonald?s in Florida last Saturday. Sources tell us she ordered a large-sized Big Mac combo.
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| | Linda Hogan rejected from Brooke's b-day; No one wants Nick's reality show | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Just in case you thought the Hogan family had put their issues with each other aside, I?m here to tell you? not so much. They?re also still really big on lying and fabricating the truth, considering they?re giving very different versions of a story, only one of which can be true. Brooke Hogan turned 21 last week in an appropriately tacky party at Pure nightclub in Vegas. According to Brooke, she invited her mom Linda ? with whom she?s been estranged ? to her birthday part, but Linda didn?t bother to show. According to Linda?s people, she was never invited.
Brooke Hogan was all smiles as she celebrated her coming-of-age last week at Sin City?s Spago Restaurant alongside her boyfriend Stack$, father Hulk, brother Nick and a few close friends ? but notably absent for the intimate affair was her mom, Linda Bollea.
Brooke reached out to her mother numerous times and let her know that she was more than welcome at any of her birthday celebrations and that she would love her to be there, but Linda chose not to attend, said a source.
“Linda was really, really hurt,” another source told Tarts. “But Brooke has sided with her father in all of this, she was adamant about not celebrating with her mom or extending an invitation.”
Following dinner, Brooke partied with (and couldn?t keep her hands off) her beau inside PURE nightclub while typically protective Hulk looked on disapprovingly.
[From Fox News? Pop Tarts]
It?s hard to side with anyone in Hulk and Linda?s divorce, considering how reprehensible their behavior has been. It?s not surprising that Brooke would be creeped out by her mom?s relationship with a 19-year-old former friend of her younger brother Nick. But her dad also said he understood why OJ Simpson killed Nicole Brown, so you?d think she?d want to stay far away from both of her parents.
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| | Brooke Hogan turned 21 | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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To celebrate, Brooke gave her dad a three-way kiss with his Brooke look-a-like girlfriend. Then she gave the most disturbing BJ face sending crowds of people scurrying away. Then she turned to the camera revealing her 5 o’clock shadow and asked everyone whether her brow ridge was too cro-magnumy. What a sexy birthday party that turned out to be.
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| | Yeah, This Isn't Creepy At All | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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If I was kissing my dad on the check and opened up my eyes to see a carbon copy of me looking back at me, I'd immediately run my ass to the bathroom and recreate the scene from The Legend of Billie Jean where she chops all her hair off in the mirror all emotional-like. Then I'd dip my head in a bowl of black RIT dye and take the next catamaran to a faraway land where no Hogans exist. I'm for serious. Look at Brooke Hogan and her daddy's girlfriend! Yes, one has 50% more non-biodegradable materials in her tittay area, but they could still be twinsies. It's not right and it's not okay.
And you know Hulk isn't the only thing looking up and thanking the lord for this magical moment. Yesh, his one-eyed wang said a "thank you prayer" before it barfed into Hulk's panties. WHY?! Keep this shit under lock and key.
Here's the "always good for the creeps" Hogans at Brooke's 10th annual 21st birthday party at Pure in Las Vegas last night.
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| | Brooke Hogan on mom's new BF: 'If he was 5 years old & a good influence?' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Brooke Hogan has a new interview with OK! Magazine promoting her latest album and ongoing reality show. She’s inevitably asked about all the drama in her dysfunctional family and she makes some shockingly stupid statements. Brooke, 21, hints that her 49 year-old mother is doing drugs with her 19 year-old boyfriend, Charlie, although she doesn’t directly say that, just that whatever they’re doing could damage her mother’s health. She also denounces her mom’s boyfriend as a bad influence, but says that it’s not about his age because “If he were 5 years old and a good influence on her then that would better.” Let’s give this fool the benefit of the doubt and assume she meant to say “if he were 5 years younger and a good influence.” That would make Charlie 14, which would make her mom’s relationship with him a felony. It’s just mind boggling that this woman would claim that she would rather her mother date a five year old. Even if she misspoke, the alternative is also an idiotic thing to say.
Brooke also talks about her healthy diet and is proud to say she doesn’t have cellulite:
OK!: There was some tension between you and your mom for a while. Is everything resolved now?
I had a talk with her and I said, ?I think everyone in America knows why I won?t accept Charlie.? But what people don?t know is that he?s a bad influence on her. She?s not staying as healthy as she should be. He?s 19, he can party his ass off. She?s 48. I said, ?Mom, if you want to have a relationship with me you have to dump Charlie.? It?s not because of his age. If he were 5 years old and a good influence on her then that would better. But I?m just not happy with the situation because of their poor judgment ? with what they do.
OK!: What kinds of things do they do?
I know there are things that could damage her health and make her get old really quick. I don?t want to see that happen. I?m trying to stick to the tough love thing. I?m just staying away until she wakes up. In order for me to keep my sanity, I have to love her from afar. We are totally different women. I?m straightlaced, don?t do drugs, stick to my regimen. It?s different there.
OK!: What can we expect this season on Brooke Knows Best?
It?s crazier. I went on a date with a girl. The girl was really awesome and we had a blast. Then it got to the point where she was wanting to kiss me. Everyone knows I do not go there.
OK!: Can you see how someone like Lindsay Lohan was straight and then switched?
Oh, totally. You can fall in love with anyone. I naturally migrate toward men first; some people may be more open about it. Personally, it?s not me.
OK!: What are some of the best lessons you?ve learned from your dad?
The best advice he ever gave me is that you?re the only person in charge of your happiness. You can?t depend on other people to make you happy.
OK!: How do you feel about your current weight?
I feel great at this weight, but I?ve started sticking to a diet again. I?m trying hard to get down even more. You need to keep to the old-school body builder diet of eggs, fish, chicken, meat and broccoli. I want to always look healthy, not anorexic.
OK!: Do you feel comfortable in a bikini?
I do. I love my body. Thick or not, I?m firm. I don?t have cellulite. I?m happy with how I am. People should know, I?m only doing the diet for the entertainment business. It?s not really what you?re supposed to look like in real life.
[From OK! Magazine]
At least Brooke has a sensible body image and isn’t afraid to say that she’s happy to be a regular size. I think Brooke looks great and she can maybe serve as a better role model than Kim Kardashian, who admits she has cellulite but gets offended when she’s associated with larger sizes. As long as you don’t pay attention to anything else Brooke says at all, she’s a decent role model for a healthy body image and doesn’t do drugs. Reading this idiotic article makes me wonder why don’t we hear more from normal successful celebrities like Natalie Portman. Some days the gossip is full of these crap stories from reality show starlets who say the stupidest things.
Photos are from Brooke Hogan’s 21st birthday party last night at Caesars Palace and feature her brother Nick and Dad, Hulk, with his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. Credit: Judy Eddy / WENN.com
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| | Brooke Hogan Music Video Cleavage | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Brooke Hogan is trying to actually be sexy in her new music video. We showed a few pictures yesterday, but here are even more chances to see the singer. I will say that letting those breasts hang out like Brooke is doing may be good for her career. I don't think there's a set of photos that aren't showing massive cleavage. And that's okay because it's the only thing about Brooke Hogan that I find nice to look at!
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| | Brooke Hogan rocks out with her cock in | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Brooke Hogan performed at Sobe Live on the 17th and, o god, this is gross. When are scientists going to figure out whether she’s a man or not man? I’m tired of all the ambiguity surrounding her genitalia. Is it an oversized clitoris or is it a penis? Inquiring minds want to know. But don’t want to have to find out for themselves.
More Photos Here
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| | We Know Who The Top Is | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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Brooke Hogan proved that she's one of the most skilled tuckers in the game while filming her new music video in Miami yesterday afternoon. Brooke let her dick down for a quick minute so that she could poke her new boyfriend, Stack$, in his peen catcher when he visited her on set. Yes, he goes by the name Stack$. That shit is about as hardcore as a fluffy kitten nibbling on a piece of Pink cotton candy. Going by your Xbox360 Gamertag in real life is not a good idea.
Brooke and Stack$ (I can't with that name) are seriously the "El Camino on cement blocks" version of Brit Brit and KFed. That says everything. Although, I have to give it to Brooke that she didn't follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative.
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