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| | Eva Longoria insulted by South Park; Carlos Mencia thinks it's 'hysterical' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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South Park’s recent “Fishsticks” episode caused Kanye’s ego to deflate, and has now apparently ruffled Eva Longoria’s feathers. In the episode, which is about a joke involving fishsticks, Carlos Mencia goes on Conan O’Brien and claims credit for the joke. After the episode aired, Mencia twittered that he thought it was “hysterical”: “They just made fun of me on South Park. I thought it was hysterical. Catch the rerun.” After seeing the episode, Eva Longoria is reportedly livid over the impersonation of Mencia, calling it racist.
Eva Longoria is furious with South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Apparently, she is a big fan of comedian Carlos Mencia and thinks that the portrayal of him, seen recently on the Fishticks episode, borders on racism. Eva believes that Carlos Mencia is one of the most talented comedians ever. She is rumored to be telling people that portraying Carlos Mencia as one of the characters on Carlito’s Way is not only stupid; it’s also racist.
[The Examiner]
“Racist” is a strong word, and should not be used lightly. While I see where Eva is coming from, it sounds like she hasn’t seen that many episodes of South Park and probably doesn’t “get it.” The show has make fun of everyone, and I mean everyone. Tom Cruise, P.Diddy, Al Gore, Michael Jackson, even the Pope. Their humor spans across racial, religious, gender, and sexual preference profiles. In short, they’re fair with their scathing commentary.
Eva Longoria has always been proud and vocal about her Mexican ancestry, and racial issues are certainly an important and relevant part of modern society. But where was Eva, a Catholic, when an episode made fun of the Pope?
And not only that, but Mencia liked the episode. His whole schtick is making fun of people of all ethnicities - why isn’t it okay for South Park creators to do the same?
Here’s a clip from the show. It’s somewhat NSFW.
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| | Eva Longoria Rallies for Kids With Cancer | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Eva Longoria went to a rally for Kids with Cancer, and Eva looked mighty good doing it. I always dig celebrities that actually do things like this. The actress and wife took part in the rally and gave us some cleavage to hold our attention through all the talking. Eva gets my commendation for not only looking beautiful but for helping out a very good cause! Kids with cancer is not a joking matter, and neither is Eva Longoria and her amazing beauty!
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| | Eva Longoria Named TV's Sexiest Woman | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Eva Longoria Parker has topped a new magazine poll to find the sexiest woman on U.S. TV.She can’t believe magazine bosses picked her - because her Housewives character Gabrielle Solis has been all frumpy in episodes dating back to last year.She says, “I think the timing for this is pretty funny actually, but also really great.”I love that Gaby has been able to withstand time, along with the bad haircuts and all the extra pounds, and is still considered sexy.”And her husband, French sports star Tony Parker agrees with the magazine’s pick: “My husband thinks I’m at my sexiest the first thing in the morning. He says looking over at me as I’m waking up is his favorite thing.”
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| | TV Guide names Eva Longoria-Parker sexiest woman on TV | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here’s my head-scratcher of the day: Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker was recently named TV’s sexiest woman by TV Guide. Not only do I think Eva Longoria is not the sexiest woman on television, I think she is the least sexy woman on her own show! Other sexy people on the list included Mad Men redheaded bombshell Christina Hendricks (who gets my vote), Without a Trace’s star Poppy Montgomery, and The Hills co-star Audrina Partridge. Sexy men include The Mentalist’s extremely yummy star Simon Baker, CSI hunk George Eads and Bones star David Boreanz. Of course, Eva got the big feature interview, in which she went on and on about how she doesn’t really think she’s sexy and blah, blah, blah.
The irony does not escape her. Eva Longoria Parker has landed on the cover of TV Guide?s Sexy Issue in a year when Desperate Housewives made her look as dumpy and schlumpy as possible.
“I think the timing for this is pretty funny, actually, but also really great,” says Longoria Parker, noting that her character, former fashion model Gabrielle Solis, was “put through the wringer this season and survived. I love that Gaby has been able to withstand time?along with the bad haircuts and all the extra pounds?and is still considered sexy.”
Or is Gaby?and, for that matter, Longoria Parker?even sexier now because of this humbling experience? When Housewives took its five-year leap into the future, most of the gals on Wisteria Lane had a new lease on life. Not Gaby. She?d lost her perfect figure, her ritzy lifestyle and her social standing, and found herself with two chubby brats chubby brats and a blind hubby who was earning chump change as a masseur. That?s when her true beauty kicked in. Gaby didn?t react to this reversal of fortune like the spoiled little bitch we know she can be. She toughened up, Scarlett O?Hara?style, and did what she had to do to get by, vanity be damned.
Longoria Parker can relate. The Texas-born actress, one of those stunners who swears she was an “ugly duckling” as a kid, says she “started out poor and frumpy and worked hard for my career, whereas Gaby did the same thing, only backwards.” She was relieved when her character finally gave up the mac and cheese and enrolled in a brutal boot camp to get back into shape ?not because I wanted her to be glamorous again, but because I hated the hot, itchy fat suits,” the star says. “I kinda liked her plain, to tell you the truth?and I was in and out of the hair-and-makeup department so quickly! People say she?s now back to the old Gaby. But no, she?s not. She?s really the new, improved Gaby?more endearing and a much better woman as a result of her troubles.”
At 34, Longoria Parker is not worried about the passage of time. “I feel like every year I?m getting wiser and getting more experience under my belt,” she notes. “I rather enjoy aging, actually.” But then, it helps when you?re wed to a guy who prefers you uncoifed and sans makeup. “My husband [three-time NBA champ Tony Parker] thinks I?m at my sexiest the first thing in the morning. He says looking over at me as I?m waking up is his favorite thing?and how can a girl not love that?”
[From TV Guide]
Sexy is one of those subjective qualities. Everyone has their own idea of what’s sexy- and Eva Longoria wouldn’t even be in my Top 10 list. What do you guys think - is she deserving of the title, or is TV Guide smoking the crack? And what about the sexy guys - should Simon Baker be at the top of the list, or is someone else even sexier?
TV Guide’s Sexiest Star Party welcomed the finalists and the male and female winners on March 24. Pictured: Eva Longoria-Parker, Simon Baker, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnof, Christina Hendricks. Photo credits: WENN.
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Out for a good cause, Eva Longoria tended to her national spokeswoman duties as she accepted a $200,000 donation from AT&T to PADRES Contra El Cncer on Saturday afternoon (February 28).
The donation to PADRES comes as a result of AT&T’s third annual campaign, which raises money to support families coping with the devastating effects of childhood cancer.
Showing her gratitude, Eva told press, “We are extremely grateful for AT&T’s generosity and commitment to PADRES and the Latino community. The money raised will help us continue supporting families coping with the devastating effects of childhood cancer.”
Echoing similar sentiments, Grammy winner Beto Cuevas, who posed alongside Eva, added, “With nearly 50 percent of the children suffering from cancer in California being Hispanic, PADRES is providing critical support for families that need it most. Thanks to AT&T’s campaign, we can continue to help young cancer patients and their families.”
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(photo from WireImage)
I guess Desperate Housewives is desperate for ratings because for March Sweeps Marc Cherry is writing in a predictable cheap stunt…a same-sex kiss. Extra says that ABC has confirmed that Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria will share a kiss in an upcoming episode. And they added that Susan Mayer will be kissing another woman on Wisteria Lane which should be Swoozie Kurtz who will be guesting on the show. I guess after kissing Gale Harold, you are ruined for men forever. I know I would like to find out.
Desperate Housewives isn't the only show doing the girl-on-girl kiss, after three tries, it looks like Grey's Anatomy has finally found a woman for Callie. Michael Ausiello is reporting that Jessica Capshaw will be sticking around for the rest of the season, if not more.
I guess same-sex kisses are the new losing your virginity when it comes to sweeps stunts. Sad.
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| | Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher Share Desperate Kiss | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Since ratings are down on ABC’s abysmally boring “Desperate Housewives,” what better way to spark the interest of the coveted 18-34 year-old demographic than a same-sex kiss between Susan (Teri Hatcher) and Gabrielle (Eva Longoria-Parker) ? Us Weekly says
Teri Hatcher kissed a girl — and she liked it.
“I did not kiss [Eva Longoria-Parker]. She kissed me,” Hatcher told Us. “We had fun.”
Oh, it sounds fun, alright. If by “fun” you mean “like watching two scraggly old hens try to peck each other’s eyes out in a barnyard fight.” No thanks.
At the lauchy of the Extra Douchey Juicy Season 2 DVD Edition:
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| | S.S. Eva Longoria Shows off Her Ass | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Since headwear is all the rage for spring, I’m just going to go ahead and say that I would totally wear Eva Longoria’s ass like a hat. And not one of those fancy Sunday school hats that sit way back on the top of your head, either. An Uncle Buck style one where the cheeks come down and make little flaps over your ears. And then I’d tie her legs underneath my chin like a Little House on the Prairie-style bonnet and wear her with a pair of peep-toe patent leather pumps and a pencil skirt. My sketches are still in the preliminary stages, but I’m sure I’ll be hearing back from her camp any day now.
Pump hard, pump harder:
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| | Eva Longoria at the Montblanc Charity Gala | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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After the past post of Lindsay Lohan, I thought it only right to balance it out with something of beauty and elegance. So now we get to check out the always beautiful Eva Longoria at the Montblanc Signature Charity Gala. Eva looks absolutely elegant in the dress she’s wearing, and yes, I do enjoy the fact that it accentuates certain parts of her! They are looking mighty nice in these photos! I’d never turn down an opportunity to check out Eva, in anything from evening gowns to bikinis. Eva Longoria is a definite beauty that deserves my undivided attention! And she once again was able to capture my attention.
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| | 17th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Out for a good cause, Tinseltown’s finest showed up for Elton John’s annual post-Oscars bash at Pacific Design Center on Sunday night (February 22).
Joining in on the fundraiser benefiting the Elton John AIDS Foundation, stars like Victoria Beckham, Eva Longoria and Dita Von Teese mingled amongst one another.
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