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| Rihanna still admires Chris Brown, says it's not her fault if you find her sexy | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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 Esquire has named Rihanna its “Sexiest Woman Alive 2011,” but the joke’s on them, right? They must have never realized that the topless field dancing and all of its associated ills are merely part of an extravagant role that Rihanna plays. Likewise for the public display of raunch that was provided for Esquire’s journalist, who describes Rihanna as “the indisputable champion of carnal pop” and “the essence of F**k” after getting a ringside glimpse of several of Rihanna’s concerts, which include such “arty” moves as offering her own “radiant ass” in a manner much “like it’s a rump roast.” This is not to mention her rampant onstage masturbation, feigned oral sex on the keytarist, and simulated sex with an audience member. However, Rihanna has added a new layer upon her claim that her risque image is merely a farce. Now she says that it’s your problem if you find her sexy at all. Really:
On Choosing “Simulated Sex” Partners For Concerts: The way I pick the person is, whoever I feel doesn’t take themselves too seriously, or who I think would be majorly embarrassed about it. Like these old men… it’s hilarious. Did you see the one who was getting way too comfortable? I can’t remember the city, but I remember what the guy looked like. He was just getting excited.
On Chris Brown: It’s incredible to see how he pulled out of it the way he did. Even when the world seemed like it was against him, you know? I really like the music he’s putting out. I’m a fan of his stuff. I’ve always been a fan. Obviously, I had some resentment toward him for a while, for obvious reasons. But I’ve put that behind me. It was taking up too much of my time. It was too much anger. I’m really excited to see the breakthrough he’s had in his career. I would never wish anything horrible for him. Never. I never have.
On Sex: At the end of a concert, I don’t feel like I’ve been this sexy thing. Really, I don’t even think about it. Unless it’s a song that really calls for it, like “Skin” or “S&M,” or when I cover “Darling Nikki.” There’s a section that’s called “Sex” in the show, which is the obvious section for sexuality. What I’m saying is, that’s the only part that’s deliberate, you know? Like, really? Honestly, even if it comes across sexual ? it has to be a part of my subconscious thought. It’s never deliberate in the rest of the show. I don’t even really… I could see “What’s My Name?” - the dancing is pretty sexy. “Rude Boy.” But I don’t know. I guess people find different things sexy.
On Her Mom & Grandma: I like to say that I’m a bad bitch, she went on to say. But they are badder bitches than me.
On Touring: I hate going to hotels when I’m on tour. I like to stay on the bus. I can sleep, I can shower, I can just pull up right to the venue everyday. I work out. I have a trainer. So, she trains me wherever, whenever. Touring messes with my metabolism, so I have to get tight.
[From Esquire]
So how about that Chris Brown stuff? As time progresses, I really do think that — despite the fact that he beat the living crap out of her — Rihanna would probably take him back if she weren’t so famous; that is, if she didn’t fear that dating her abuser would have serious repercussions oupon her public image. Certainly, if her sketchy cousins had anything to do with it, Chris Brown would still be sitting on her family’s Bajan floor while eating fish and oozing sociopathic charm.
Now, onto the business of Rihanna claiming that her show’s not really all that sexy, and it’s merely an incidental and highly subjective interpretation to claim as much. Girlfriend is either lying through her teeth or highly deluded, especially when she regularly does photoshoots like this one for Esquire. At this point, I’m hysterically laughing at her claim that it’s all just an act while checking out these pictures of Rihanna writhing around in a pool of oil and strategically-placed twigs:
Photos courtesy of Esquire
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| Rihanna Nude in Esquire | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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 Most girls freak out when you start packing their genitals full of mulch, but not Rihanna. She appreciates a good bark nugget. I’m really more of a peat moss girl myself. I find the moisture retention’s much better with your denser compost materials.
In the November issue of Esquire:
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| Rihanna Concert Pictures: Booty Edition | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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 Here we go again with yet another set of pictures of Rihanna shaking it on stage, this time with seventy percent more booty. I can’t keep writing about this same old thing, so you can read my previous posts here, here, here and here.
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| Rihanna Gives Good Concerts | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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 If I ever find myself at a Rihanna concert, I’ll just put my hands over my ears and pretend I’m at a really classy burlesque show.
Here she is performing at the O2 Arena in London as part of her Loud tour. The theme of the night was epileptic bikinis.
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| Rihanna Masturbates at O2 Arena | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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 After seeing these pics of Rihanna performing at the O2 Arena in London yesterday, I totally understand why parents say she’s a terrible role model. You’re supposed to wipe front-to-back. She’s gonna send preteen girls down a pathway that leads to nothing but urinary tract infections and stinky vulva. And you know who loses then? Society.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| Rihanna Grabs Her Crotch' Again | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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 I know I know, every time I post any pictures of Rihanna lately it always seems like she’s doing the same thing. I’m pretty lazy, but I’m not just using the same pictures over and over again. I swear. No matter how much these look exactly like the last pictures I had up, they’re not,
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| Rihanna Gets Down A Dirty For Me | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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 I love Rihanna as much as the next guy, she’s one of my hottest internet girlfriends, but I’m getting a little bored with shots of her shaking it during her concerts. Sure it’s nice to see her gyrating around in a sexual manner in flashy little costumes, but she’s becoming a one trick pony. I
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| Rihanna Goes Pantless in Vogue UK | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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 I’ve been telling people for years that pants are a complete waste of time, but everybody always acted like I was some kind of pervert for not wearing them. Shows you. Rihanna isn’t wearing pants and she’s in Vogue, baby. Vogue. Fashion’s holy grail. So now maybe you’ll believe me when I say that bras are so last year.
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| Rihanna on her sexed-up image: 'That's not me. That's a part I play.' | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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 Rihanna covers the November issue of British Vogue while wearing an Armani Prive dress and what looks an awful lot like a Marilyn Monroe-esque wig (and the blonde is reminiscent of that wiglet she wore in her Armani ads). As the magazine puts it, the photoshoot sees Rihanna “reveal[ing] a new quiet sophistication,” which makes very little sense considering that her ass is hanging out in a number of the shots. Don’t get me wrong — her ass looks good — but it’s still front and center with nothing sophisticated about it. If British Vogue wanted to go with classy, they shouldn’t have relied on the image of Rihanna to try that game. Speaking of images, Rihanna now claims that her entire image (one that actually has a Spice Girl speaking out in disgust) is all just pretend, and she’s not really like that at all:
On Her Sexed-Up, Vamped-Up Image: That’s not me. That’s a part I play. You know, like it’s a piece of art … I just want to make music. See, people - especially white people - they want me to be a role model just because of the life I lead. The things I say in my songs, they expect it of me and being a role model became more of my job than I wanted it to be. But no, I just want to make music. That’s it.
On Her Favorite Designers: Stella McCartney is so much fun and so inspiring, I adore her. Oh my God, when I first woke up to [Christopher Kane] with that collection he did with gorillas? I was like, who on earth is making this perfect sh-t? He is the best!
On Her Everchanging Hair: I don’t ever want to be a theme because then it belongs to someone, and that’s not right. I want to cultivate something that’s part of my personal swagger - whatever my mojo tells me, that’s what I’m going to do…
On Loving The “C-Word”: It’s funny. The word is so offensive to everyone in the world except for Bajans. You know African Americans use the n-word to their brothers? Well that’s the way we use the c-word. When I first came here, I was saying it like it was nothing, like, “Hey ****,” until my make-up artist finally had to tell me to stop. I just never knew.
I honestly haven’t minded Rihanna up until now, but I don’t know about these statements. Her voice is okay, but she’s autotuned to hell, which is to be expected in today’s music industry. Also not surprising is her S&M/sex kitten image, which doesn’t even bother me that much if she at least owns it with some authenticity. However, now Rihanna’s trying to say that she’s not like that at all — she’s a good girl. So the scantily clad, topless videos in Irish fields and the off-duty drunken stripper routine is all “art”? Well, James Franco and Lady Gaga both called, and they want their mutual tired shtick back. Art, really? Just call it moneymaking, and we’ll leave it at that with at least a little bit of respect.
Here’s more from the editorial of the British Vogue shoot. I won’t even discuss the Armani couture because no one’s looking at it while that booty is on full display. Just keep in mind that, you know, Rihanna is merely playing a part here.
Photos courtesy of British Vogue
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| Rihanna Needed an Emergency Bikini Wax | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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 Disaster almost struck early Monday when Rihanna arrived in Belfast in desperate need of a bikini wax mere hours before she was to begin her video shoot for her latest single “We Found Love.” Nerves were wracked. Hairs were protruding. It was chaos!
Assistants scrambled, calling four local beauticians, none of which could be convinced to get out of bed. Finally, after scouring a web directory (Craigslist, Belfast?), they managed to get someone to wax Rihanna at 2 a.m. in the morning. I can see it now. “Hand me that Popsicle stick of wax. Hurry! We don’t have much time!” All the while the waxing assistant is wiping the waxer’s sweat away with a sponge.
“Rihanna arrived at her hotel very late and the first thing she wanted was a bikini wax.
“The video shoot was scheduled for the following morning so she didn’t have much time.
“Her assistants got on the case quickly and called some beauticians after finding a directory on the web.
“It was relief all round when they finally managed to find someone.” The Sun
Whew. I was on the edge of my seat while reading this. Would she or wouldn’t she get her wax? First world problems are so suspenseful. I was basically pulling out my pubic hairs wondering what happened next.
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