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| | Kate Beckinsale Is Still The Hottest MILF | | Added 15 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is by far the hottest MILF in Hollywood, so just the thought of her in a full spandex body suit gets my blood rushing south of the border, but what is a secret is that she and I have been having a purely sexual relationship for years
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| | S.S. Kate Beckinsale in Italian Vogue | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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One time this guy at the mall told me I looked just like Kate Beckinsale. It’s true, I do. Well, technically, it might not have been a guy who said it per se. It might have actually just been me. To myself. In a mirror. And then I might have made six-shooters with my index fingers and told myself, “You look like Trouble with a Capital T, hot stuff!” and did these little pew-pew-pews with the finger guns and blew on the barrels and winked at myself. Yep, some days it’s all I can do not to kill myself.
In last month’s Italian Vogue:
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| | Kate Beckinsale is filming | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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If I was given the chance to interview either Kate Beckinsale or the weird looking dude in this photo, my initial choice would be the weird looking dude. Simply because I have way more coherent questions for him. With Kate, it’d just be me spewing stuff like, “Do you like Coke? I like Coke. Coke is great. That’s a cool can. What is that? Aluminum? Isn’t that a funny word? Aluminum? Aluminum. You got great tits. Shit. I didn’t meant to say that out loud.” That would go on for a few hours before her handlers pushed me away.
For the dude, the first thing I’d ask him is, “What’s it like to work with Kate Beckinsale when you’re walking around with a boner all day?” My second question would be, “Did Kate touch you? If so, may I touch where she touched you?” I imagine things would get awkward really quickly after that and would lead both of us to wonder if I should have just made a fool of myself in front of Kate instead.
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| | Kate Beckinsale Leggy in Malibu | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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| | Kate Beckinsale is a good mother | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Kate Beckinsale took her kid on an Easter egg hunt on Sunday and it turned out really sexy. Hm, maybe I shouldn’t have phrased it that way. Geez. What makes me seem like a bigger pervert. The ambiguity over whether I’m turned on by Kate Beckinsale or her kid or the fact that I’m masturbating at this very moment.
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Kate Beckinsale is so stylish and put together it?s almost ridiculous. She seems like she never has a bad day. She is so gorgeous. She has on tiny shorts and high heel boots. Of course she has incredible sexy legs makes it work out just fine for her. I really like her stiletto heeled boots. Very sexy.
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| | Instant noodle company to name flavor after Kate Beckinsale | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Kate Beckinsale was quoted at Elton John’s post-Oscar bash saying that she just wanted to go home to have a cup of tea and a bowl of Pot Noodles. Well, the flavor development people at the instant noodle company heard this, and have decided to come out with a flavor in her honor: “Steak & Beckinsale.”
The actress told journalists she was craving the snack at Sir Elton John?s Oscar after-party in LA on Sunday.
Now its makers are paying tribute to Kate, 35, with the Steak & Beckinsale flavour.
?We?re always on the look-out for ideas for new flavours, so when Ms Beckinsale announced her love for Pot Noodles, we just had to make one in her honour,? says Flavour Development Manager Grahame Walker.
?Steak & Beckinsale is just like Kate ? classically British and a tasty little number.?
[From Now Magazine]
For those Americans (like me) who had never heard of Pot Noodles, they’re like Cup Noodles but with a much better website - and much better flavor names. Their history according to their website:
Back in 1977, when people wore flares and didn’t wash, something new was bubbling away…
As people emerged from their idealistic haze, Golden Wonder burst onto the groovy scene with an exotic new idea: noodles in a cup. Unfortunately, the name ‘Cup Noodles’ had already been taken in Japan, but everyone agreed that Pot Noodle sounded way cooler.
So Pot Noodle burst onto the scene, and the British were amazed at how quick and easy it was to make something so tasty and filling.
Today, the British public eat a staggering 155 million potted snacks every year with spoons, forks or their fingers.
[From Pot Noodles]
I’m not convinced that tea and instant noodles is a perfect combination, but whatever floats Kate’s boat. This is a very cute way to get advertisement - the same way Ben & Jerry’s created an ice cream for Stephen Colbert. With flavors like “Bombay Bad Boy,” “Chicken Satay,” and “Tikka Masala,” the company was lacking a steak flavor, and “Steak & Beckinsale” fits right in.
If this story is true, and they go through with their flavor, look forward to the possibly Beckinsale camp suing for infringement of her name. Actually Kate seems like the kind of girl who would find this whole thing hilarious. And they’d probably be willing to give her a lifetime supply.
Here?s Kate Beckinsale at the 17th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Part held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN.com.
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Kate Beckinsale showed up for Fashion Week in a tight, leather dress. A pleasant visual for men everywhere. And yes, that is David Spade talking to Kate. I don’t know why. I’d have thought they would have tased him before he even got within 20 feet of her. I’m pretty sure that was made clear in her contract.
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Taking her turn in the seats of the Bryant Park tents, Kate Beckinsale stepped out for the Calvin Klein show in New York City on Thursday afternoon (February 19).
The brunette beauty was spotted leaving her hotel, saying hello to David Spade as her SUV carried her off to check out CK’s latest looks.
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| | Kate Beckinsale: 'I Am The Passenger' | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Kate Beckinsale has revealed that she does not want to learn how to drive because she likes being in the rear seats of cars.The Underworld star says that she will never try for a driving licence because she feels that that would take the fun out of car journeys.She recalled that how mother used to strap her into the back seat of the family car, and drive her for miles, as a teen.She revealed that her mother would do so whenever she was upset.Kate even said that she still found it comforting to let someone else do the steering.“I love to be driven… When I was a teenager and I was miserable or things were difficult, my mom and I would pile into the car and she would drive me. I’ve always been really chilled by that,” Contactmusic quoted her as telling Hollywood Life magazine.“(Now) I take cabs or friends drive,” she added.
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